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@ Baudex
Not everyone is jobless like you simply cos ur teachers are on strike.
I wont stay up simply cos a punk wants to steal rhymes.
You will be the only one calling yourself this nite

@ Baudex
Not everyone is jobless like you simply cos ur teachers are on strike.
I wont stay up simply cos a punk wants to steal rhymes.
You will be the only one calling yourself this nite

@ Baudex
[b]Dis[/b]s isnt wot dad meant when he told you: go face book,by now u should be on work teacher gave you.
Morally its wrong;me writting you,cos normally i dont do child abuse.

baudex,you are even more dumb than i thought. why cant you obey simple rules? leave a topic to its own thread.
Still waiting for my rank

dipo2much:
-I will,I can,I fit,I shall/drive my name to top the ranks.
-Cos my lines are thick,just ike monique/I'm M.I,M9,blaize n sossick.
-Seen a lotta cool verses b4 mine/so diss gonna be hot-reaffirm ma shine.
-Took me sometime to find this thread/but still have my needle,about to mend
-Push aside all opposition like cheap wine/fist on my mic,about to punch line
-Sometimes,mic get blunt n asks me y i slp without her,then she sees on my bed c-sharp n Java.
-Unlike toyota you know I aint Japanese/I'm my own car,naija beats are my wheels
-My dreams were to write lines for pac n dre,then I woke;I'm still in Ikeja G.R.A
-But I dont drop ma pen,instead get more paper/whether or not my ish will payback.
-Make it clear to T.I i'm king,n will fetch more paper than papertrial did.
-Pps wonder how I see much farther/I'm 6'5,my limits are [b]at large[/b]r.
-I do wordplay better than scrabble,and they name me victor after every lyrical battle.
-Too many wanna have my title,but with my height,they'll never handle.
-Most times,I dont attempt any wordplay,but the words never find a better playmate.

this thread is about ranking. So I need you to rank/score me

khanye is crap.
Find someone else or loose ur swag

Its true. You better go and withdraw your money from intercontinental. They are about to hit the rocks.

-I will,I can,I fit,I shall/drive my name to top the ranks.
-Cos my lines are thick,just ike monique/I'm M.I,M9,blaize n sossick.
-Seen a lotta cool verses b4 mine/so diss gonna be hot-reaffirm ma shine.
-Took me sometime to find this thread/but still have my needle,about to mend
-Push aside all opposition like cheap wine/fist on my mic,about to punch line
-Sometimes,mic get blunt n asks me y i slp without her,then she sees on my bed c-sharp n Java.
-Unlike toyota you know I aint Japanese/I'm my own car,naija beats are my wheels
-My dreams were to write lines for pac n dre,then I woke;I'm still in Ikeja G.R.A
-But I dont drop ma pen,instead get more paper/whether or not my ish will payback.
-Make it clear to T.I i'm king,n will fetch more paper than papertrial did.
-Pps wonder how I see much farther/I'm 6'5,my limits are [b]at large[/b]r.
-I do wordplay better than scrabble,and they name me victor after every lyrical battle.
-Too many wanna have my title,but with my height,they'll never handle.
-Most times,I dont attempt any wordplay,but the words never find a better playmate.

tosinaded@:
Baba this baba that,
u not a father,u got intellect myopia and wen
i - diss - a - baba
its not ethiopia

mode0 - talkn to u

I think this is naija's best ever diss line

And this is nairaland's best diss line :

Who gave this punk an xtra life? Cos he's 'dead n gone' like J.T/TI.
I think Jesus saved him like Lazarus,I'm about to kill him again and keep away this rust !

what d u think?
someone was dissing yabman

khanye:
@ dipo2much

you say mess me and i tell ur mess u mess IT
dipo am a killer, mess with me and get slayed
down six feet that's were i lay

I know you are sixftdeep,I was the one who buried you. I wont drop a rhyme till you show me you are worth my time.

dipo2much:
@Khanye

Definitely had to be lyk morgan freeman,cos u r dumb and rusty like a 1950 beema.
I'll run you ova like a H Jeep,and scatter your pathetic fishbones sixftdeep

@ dyabman

Who gave this punk an xtra life? Cos he's 'dead n gone' like J.T n TI.
I think Jesus saved him like Lazarus,I'm about to kill him again and keep away this rust !

Someone should pls compare my lines to khanye's. If he spits better,i quit

khanye:
@ dipo2much

Droping this shit for the dude call Dee,
When i'm finish with him, he go dey dance to collabo by DeeBee

I shouldnt be replying this slowpoke.This is embarassing.
Khanye,your head is hollow if this is all you are capable of. You sound like an slowpoke
Until you spit something intelligent.I wont talk with you anymore.
These are lines,

dipo2much:
@Khanye

Definitely had to be lyk morgan freeman,cos u r dumb and rusty like a 1950 beema.
I'll run you ova like a H Jeep,and scatter your pathetic fishbones sixftdeep

@ dyabman

Who gave this punk an xtra life? Cos he's 'dead n gone' like J.T/TI.
I think Jesus saved him like Lazarus,I'm about to kill him again and keep away this rust !

@Khanye

Definitely had to be lyk morgan freeman,cos u r dumb and rusty like a 1950 beema.
I'll run you ova like a H Jeep,and scatter your pathetic fishbones sixftdeep

@ dyabman

Who gave this punk an xtra life? Cos he's 'dead n gone' like J.T n TI.
I think Jesus saved him like Lazarus,I'm about to kill him again and keep away this rust !

Alas,i got another fan.
You really sound like a van running on diesel,
Watch it man,i'm armour tank. I'll crush you to tissues

Gabrywyl, Leave this thread,get a needle,
you shouldnt be here,girl, u way too feeble

@ gabrywyl.

Me gay? No,I'm straight. Like a sideview of you.
U know,tits so slac,
wit no arse.

Taking it personal? y? ,to me dis is fun.
I dont terrorise,I aint Osama.
I just improvise,more like Obama

gabrywyl, u shouldnt have come any nearer,now u gonna to feel the wrath of nairaland's oba ara,
and if you think your nero could burn me,i'll see you off like my crew did to burnley

gabrywyl, I dont think you r worth the while.
You think you harm me,i'll preserve you like weed in my nursery,
And if you dont quit,i'll swallow you like idi amin

@ dyabman.

Apparently,my cum tastes so good in your mouth you find it hard to shut up,
thats ok,but stop been selfish and let your gurl have some of ma yoghurt

Free_rhyme:
What wil u say bout Modenine If U r Calling MI Naija best Rapper Ever produced?. shey Una don $get say Ruggeddy Baba Dey Sef. Lyrical Overdose(OD). Dem plenty. Naija @ mUch,

Guy,you Bleep up. Why you go include ruggedboy for this list. Abeg rugged isnt and will never be one of naija's best. Neato c is a lot better

@ dyabman

Lyka ho i bang you again and again,
u should feel lucky, none of these cats here make u multiply orgasms

Some1 just told ma gurl i'm a cheat,ask y?
Its cos dyabman cant stay off my dic. Thats fly

Ur gurl flicking ova ma ish lyk its prada,
now she lickin about t swallow d whole b'nana

@ dyabman

You terrify who? with what?
A manliness like chalk? Bleep

@dyabman


if its wz all cl to b all shit,ur restroom-i wonder y u flush it.
Oh memory now flows,back home,u dig holes. Thought we didnt know? Yabman=tarzan

since when did 2 equal 4? You break simple rules,what for?
Paste stinking shit,you dumb f**k

Guy,na u knew wetin do you o? You are not OK. Go see a Psychat, doctor. May God forgive you. Amen

Jesus,the source of my joy

~Sauron~:
Wenger's new signings for EUROPA CUP next season.
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Hans Wunderbar (Aged 17) - brave, sporting, agile German keeper

Asbo (20) - Fiery midfielder, can challenge with either foot or both feet together. Unjustly treated by referees.

Tarquin Token-Local (21) - born a stone throw from Highbury in nearby Dorset. Plucked from obscurity at Southampton and taken to the World Cup by Sir Alf Ramsey aged minus na-na-na-nineteen.

Embrio (4 months) - Huge potential, another product of Arsenal's highly successful Artificial Insemination programme.

Celestine Tombola (19) - Spotted by Arsene Wenger playing schoolboy football barefoot in Lower Volta, Africa. Now a full Icelandic international.

Eric Iceberg (22) - Cool, artful, minor Nordic deity, with aversion to public transport.

Karma Chameleon (19) - Shapeshifting utility player, can be anything he wants to be. He comes and goes, he comes and goes.

Fabuloso Marvelo (18) - Quite simply the most wonderfulest player ever to have graced the game. It would be almost sacrilegious to tackle him.

Vauxhall Zafira (21) Tirelessly-running, capacious, cost-effective signing from Croatia.

Amoeba (15 nano-seconds) - single-celled organism signed from Barcelona, quite possibly the next Vieira. Under laboratory conditions, it has been known he would undergo fission and play on both wings at once.

Miraculo (19) - another wonderful discovery from Brazil. The only outfield player fully licensed to use his hand.

@ Sauron

YOU ARE SUCH A FOOLISH WASTE OF TIME why dont you shut down your puter and help decongest the internet?

I am wondering what arsene is thinking right now,its a fourth straight draw,4 points out of a achievable 12. To be candid I dont see us going to the champions league and if arsene doesnt change the way he thinks (overdependence on mediocre quality players like vela,bendther and denilson) then it may take a very long while before we hold that premier league trophy.
I think our manager is been too frugal with funds. Nobody acheives anythign with the kind of bench that we have. Even aston villa has a better set of players on their bench than arsenal.
I think like alex ferguson once said,we are a team in transition. Funny enough I dont know of any other coach better than arsene wenger.
I just wish we could inject some quality players into the team.
Right now,I am thinkin of players like david villa,hunteleer,yaya toure,

Or which other players do you wish were in the arsenal team?

I gbadun the the tosin girl. Her flows REAL.

Tosin,I know you are a nairalander (dont ask me how I know). Add me to your yahoo bud list. My yahoo screenname id same as my nairaland name.

I go dey expect o

Guy,go sitdon. Na only you be patriot abi? Upon all the explanations wey dem giv u

Face it. A 3rd class is a VERY bad thing. I am about to live school with a 2-2 and I wish I could go back and right my wrongs. The only good thing about my 2-2 is that its from UNAAB-Abeokut where I study computer science and if you know unaab you'll know how hard we study there to even get 40's over 100s.

So back to the topic,if u have a 3rd class cert,then listen to MTN: GO START SOMETHING (as in your own business) Or if you really wanna get a job then go do masters.

Me wey get 2-2 sef,na masters and pofessional exams my eyes dey.