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Family / Re: My 1st Daughter Saw Her 1st Period Today & She’s Been Crying All Day - Doctor by dipo2much(m): 7:28pm On Jul 11, 2017
I think this thread should be removed from FP. Just because the girl's photo is up
Romance / Re: Most Girls Decay After 25 Years Old – Twitter User Claims by dipo2much(m): 9:18pm On Jun 27, 2017
I thought the OP was a reckless talker, but after reading comments from some of you, you all deserve each other.
The guys said MOST girls and someone is mentioning Genevieve and Omotola. Smh


Nairaland / General / Re: Big Python Killed In My Compound (photos) by dipo2much(m): 5:04pm On Apr 25, 2017
wao so big

Exactly what Bisi said
Fashion / Re: HIV Positive, Horcelie Sinda Wa Mbongo, Crowned Miss Congo UK 2017 (photo) by dipo2much(m): 5:11pm On Apr 07, 2017
Ehya......rip in advance

You will die eventually too. Like everyone

Pray you dont get hit by a bullet or a car
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Temi Otedola 21st Birthday Party by dipo2much(m): 8:21pm On Mar 20, 2017
See as all of us dey look like say dey wan throw money at us
Crime / Re: Boy Beats His Father To Death In Ebonyi Over Food by dipo2much(m): 5:31pm On Feb 12, 2017
Na wa o. All of us don become raZist
Romance / Re: My Hall Mate Used A Hanger To Abort Her Baby. by dipo2much(m): 7:26pm On Feb 08, 2017
op just fvked up may dy. thanks

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Car Talk / Re: 5 Unbelievable Vehicles Owned By Equatorial Guinea’s President’s Son by dipo2much(m): 6:04pm On Jan 06, 2017
Admin should change the title of the thread to: Equatorial Guinea's President's son on Trial in Paris for misappropriating public money.
And the thread should be moved to 'Corruption'.
We don't celebrate thieves nor their ill-gotten wealth.
Science/Technology / Re: 10.5ft Python Caught In A Farm, Near A Fish Pond (Photos) by dipo2much(m): 8:17pm On Sep 14, 2016
If the mods stop pushing 'I killed a snake' posts to the FP, maybe less snakes will be killed
Family / Re: A Nairalander And His Late Mother (photo) by dipo2much(m): 2:29am On May 07, 2015
Striking resemblance. A feminine version of you.

Mama rest in peace, your boy misses you dearly. Please pray for him to mourn with faith and also to get a job at NIMASA or SHELL or CHEVRON etc to help his younger ones. Amen.

NIMASA dey pay so well?
Politics / Re: Post-Election: "I See Death Of 'Great' Politician In Nigeria" - TB Joshua by dipo2much(m): 12:54pm On Mar 30, 2015
This mofo says whether you lose or win, you should say thank you Jesus. Is he aware that some of the contestants do not believe in Jesus? So for the atheist, the moslem and the traditionalist that loses or wins what should those ones say?
This man has been annoying me since i was born. Should someone tell him to STFU

Same here mhen
Crime / Re: Pictures Of One Of The Armed Robber Caught This. Morning(viewer Decretion) by dipo2much(m): 11:24am On Feb 21, 2015

So, you must earn 400,000 a month before you can buy a phone of 40,000? I am sure someone like can not stay in an apartment of 120,000 naira a year in Ondo tankless #250,000 a room self-contain in Lagos.

I think his point is that the nigerian youth should invest in her future. people want to buy a 40k phone when they don't even have a decent job. Use that money to get more training and improve your skillset or start a small business
Romance / Re: Which Of These Statements Make A Man Feel Happy The More? by dipo2much(m): 10:49am On Feb 21, 2015
Tell me I have special hidden powers. That'll make me happy. I'm Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory
Romance / Re: Must A Lady Have Big Bosoms For Her To Look Attractive by dipo2much(m): 1:53am On Feb 19, 2015
diddydiva, you really think men that like big boobs are gullible?

I think you are wrong. Every one of us is different and like different things. Girls say they want their guys to be certain height. Are they being gullible too?
Car Talk / Re: Valentine Day Tragedy In Festac (Photos) by dipo2much(m): 5:21pm On Feb 14, 2015
i'ma assume the guy was drunk driving...

does anyone need to be begged not to drive after drinking too many. I drink at most one if i will be driving
Fashion / Re: Which Of These Shoes Do You Love Best by dipo2much(m): 1:35pm On Feb 12, 2015
For me numbers 2 and 4. 2 is more stylish and 4 is most classy IMO.

If i had to choose one, number 2 most def

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Politics / Re: Lazarus Muoka Of Chosen Prays for Jonathan (Photos) by dipo2much(m): 6:20pm On Feb 07, 2015
Indirectly begging Nigerian church loyalists for votes. I feel sick
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 7th February 2015 by dipo2much(m): 10:49am On Feb 07, 2015
Do Nlander's not know this is a big game! Front page please

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj Shows Off His New "Custom Made Jet" (photos) by dipo2much(m): 10:02am On Feb 07, 2015
If people say something about you and you feel the need to prove something, then... Just saying.

How many really rich people do you see 'trying to look rich' ? No time bruh

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Politics / Re: AIT Releases Proof Showing Its Poll Was Manipulated (Picture) by dipo2much(m): 2:31am On Jan 30, 2015
This is probably the biggest disgrace ever. Why must AIT portray Nigeria this way? Claiming an IP address even connected is just disgraceful.

Only in Nigeria
Politics / Re: AIT Takes Down Online Poll Where Buhari Was Trouncing Jonathan by dipo2much(m): 9:28am On Jan 28, 2015
If we cannot expose this clear case of unprofessional journalism and bias shown by AIT, then can we conduct free and fair elections?
I am more concerned about free and fair than GMB or GEJ. I just want my vote to count
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by dipo2much(m): 2:06am On Jan 27, 2015
He doesn't look like someone who needs to adapt. His face is rigor itself grin
Romance / 9 Things A Guy Can Do For A Girl That Are More Intimate Than Sex by dipo2much(m): 9:58am On Dec 23, 2014
Found this article somehow and thought it worthy to be shared. Enjoy!

Whenever we speak of intimacy, the first thing that comes into people’s minds is sex. I don’t know about you, but the last time I had intimate sex was… hell, I can’t even remember.

Sex can be intimate, but more often than not it isn’t. Intimacy is closeness, and although we certainly get physically close during sex, mentally we can be miles apart.

True intimacy relies on knowledge — on knowing people just as well, if not better, than they know themselves. It’s not difficult for men to become more intimate with their women.

Not as difficult as one might think… but you are going to have to make the effort. Here are a few things you’ll want to try:

1. Tell her she’s beautiful.

There is no shortage of men who are willing to compliment women on a daily basis. The difference between them and you, however, is that when you tell the woman you love that she’s beautiful, it isn’t with ulterior motives.

You don’t tell a thousand women whatever they want to hear just to sleep with them. You are telling the woman you love that, in that moment, she is the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen.

When a woman knows you find her so positively stunning — inside and out — she’ll never have to worry about you straying or your feelings faltering. Trust is the most intimate thing two people can share.

2. Write her a love letter.

There’s plenty that can be said without words, but every woman wants to hear how much you love her.

Give her a physical thing that she can go back and reference whenever she misses you or feels uncertain of your love, and she’ll feel much more secure — and happier.

You don’t have to be a good writer to write a good love letter. Just put into words — the best you can — why she means the world to you. Don’t type it; write it by hand so that when she looks at the words, she feels that it’s you who wrote them.

3. Take a vacation together.

One of the best ways to become more intimate with your lover, to get to know and understand her more deeply, is to take a long trip together. Not just a weekend — two weeks minimum.

Intimacy is all about getting close to the other, and there is no better way to understand a woman better than to throw yourselves into an irregular or uncommon situation.

People are very good at keeping up façades when they’re feeling comfortable, when they’re surrounded by familiar surroundings.

Take that individual and place her in the middle of the unknown, the inexperienced, and you get to see her at her most intimate and basic levels — the level at which she is forced to take in novel information and then use that information to make real time judgements and decisions.

4. Take care of her when she’s sick and allow her to take care of you when you’re sick.

If you want to become more intimate with your partner, then you are going to have to accept her, not only at her best, but also at her worst. I’m sorry ladies, but no woman — or man for that matter — looks good when she’s coughing up a lung.

When your woman is sick, she is — quite literally — at her most vulnerable. Think about the way you feel and act when you physically feel horrible. I’d bet my life that you aren’t the jolly, pleasant person you usually are.

That’s why letting her see you when you’re at your most vulnerable is also extremely intimate. You can see how far she’s willing to go for you, and how much of you you’re willing to show.

5. Sleep with her (without having sex).

It’s easy to share a bed with a woman, whether you love her or not. The harder part is not making a move when the beautiful woman next to you says she isn’t ready or she isn’t in the mood.

Embracing a woman tenderly with no intention of taking it further means your feelings extend past the normal libidinal urges you suffer from. Cuddling a woman because you love her means needing to be close to her because it makes you happy.

This kind of happiness lasts more than a night — it lasts for a lifetime.

6. Stare into each other’s eyes for extended periods of time.

There is little in the world that makes us feel more uncomfortable than extended periods of eye contact. They say that the eyes are the windows to our souls — and I don’t think they, whomever they may be, are wrong.

Looking deep into your lover’s eyes most likely won’t show you her deepest inner secrets, but it will show you how comfortable the two of you are with each other.

The longer you’re able to stare, the more comfortable the two of you are. If you want to break down whatever barriers are left in your relationship, focus on more eye contact.

7. Meet the family.

A person is not just a person. She’s a combination of all the people she was influenced by growing up — primarily, her family. We base all our relationships in life on the relationships we have with our family members.

They are our oldest relationships, and because we formed them in our earliest years, they greatly shaped the way we perceive interpersonal interaction and relationships.

You can often learn more about your partner from the people she surrounded herself with than you can learn from her herself.

8. Spend the holidays together.

Human beings are creatures that focus much of their energy on holding on to traditions. Sadly, this makes progress incredibly difficult as no one especially enjoys change. However, there is much to be said about the importance of healthy traditions.

Keep in mind that the traditions she has now are more than likely the traditions that she’ll want to pass down to you and the children you have together.

It’s always a good idea to spend time with the people you want to get to know better in moments of tradition and celebration. It allows for an understanding that few other instances allow for.

9. Absolutely nothing.

The most intimate thing two people can ever do is absolutely nothing. Consider how difficult it is for most of us to do nothing at all on our own. We feel restless, uncomfortable, bored.

Now, imagine lying next to the love of your life and not doing anything other than sucking in the reality around you, breathing in the moment and each other. Intimacy doesn’t just involve action. It doesn’t just involve the attainment of information or better understanding.

The purest form of intimacy is simply living together — not living in the sense of sharing an apartment, but living in the sense of breathing and listening to your heart beat.

If you and the woman you love feel comfortable doing nothing at all together then you’ll likely feel comfortable with just about everything else.

culled from http://elitedaily.com/dating/things-guy-can-intimate/887366/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Newcastle (4 - 1) oN 13th December 2014 by dipo2much(m): 8:03pm On Dec 13, 2014

fear catch you to name names? grin

The guy dey fear e-slap
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Newcastle (4 - 1) oN 13th December 2014 by dipo2much(m): 7:49pm On Dec 13, 2014
the swagger of Giroud's finish for that third goal
Celebrities / Re: Oritse Femi Survives Accident, Destroys Brand New 2014 Range Rover [photos] by dipo2much(m): 2:44pm On Dec 07, 2014
maybe if the car was snatched, it could have been recovered be police (i hear you say 'in naija'). I hope he had insurance.
I am glad Oritsefemi is well though
Food / Re: Cooking Tips For Career Minded Single Guys (pictures Included) by dipo2much(m): 1:27am On Dec 07, 2014
And this is suppose to be on fp? Bro how much did you pay the mod? Talk true
All I see is a nigga looking for cheap publicity and tryna find cheap sluts. Nonsense angry

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Tht is what I call #ATTENTION SEEKING

you people should chill and free the OP. All man for himself. Live and let live.


Food / Re: Cooking Tips For Career Minded Single Guys (pictures Included) by dipo2much(m): 11:15pm On Dec 06, 2014
I been think say the OP serious until he begin 'cook' indomie. He no even make 'Omi obe' or something.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 29th November 2014 by dipo2much(m): 3:37pm On Nov 29, 2014
omo mi Welbeck.

Iya anybody grin

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Romance / Re: Dating Your Cousin: Is It Ethical? by dipo2much(m): 1:44am On Nov 14, 2014
if you really want to understand this question (and all questions that have the word 'dating'), just replace the word 'dating' with phucking and then think of the question again.

Phucking your cousin. Is it ethical?
Cant deal
Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Releases Another 125 Boko Haram Suspects by dipo2much(m): 3:34am On Nov 09, 2014
If anyone was caught hiding in trucks during military raid, they were probably hiding because they are BH members. Anyone who wanted to flee those areas would have done so before the military started the hunt. It is my opinion that some politicking is involved here - maybe as an exchange for some of the Chibok girls (which I find hard to complain about) or some other reason.
BH members should not be freed and it's a huge disappointment if indeed the BH guys are being freed. Nigerians die for nothing
Travel / Re: Have You Ever Missed A Flight? by dipo2much(m): 3:21am On Nov 05, 2014
Did my NYSC in Yobe and once missed a flight from Kano to Lagos. I got on a overnight bus and took standing position. no time

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