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uzolexis:
so what is wrong with artificial insemination and other fertility procedures?

Nothing is wrong with them. But obviously THEY ARE NOT MIRACULOUS HAPPENINGS, but sheer SCIENCE ma!!!

Any more questions,pls?

For me oh, i know Miracles happen but sincerely these days Artificial Insemination & tye likes of Fertility procedures r d reasons y some celebrated births happen, esp multiple babies.

Hi must confess say even tho Ashis dey easy to "Jojo", however, d candid truth is u can never compare both: Home gurls dat has been investigated to be "clean" gives u full blown sexual pleasure. Y, U can giv dem nice succulent head, u can kiss dem until ur black lips turn red/pink, u csnlick dia clean skin, & finally, u can dare to go raw & pray afterwards say no HIV, even tho many hav either Toilet disease, or Syphilis or other STDs. Bt we wey get experience dey settle ourselves wt antibiotics & all kain local Combo: Garlic, Dry gin, Yoruba herbs mix, etc.
Oh boy, men dey suffer because of Konji. Infct i wan repent true true own b4 God go hit me wt one bad thing.


Na my small mind i talk oh. Leave my own, talk ur own ( no quote me, thnk u)

kevoh:
Because you will end up marrying one of the forming Naija babes. Except Marriage is not on your agenda or you wish to marry an olosho then you are stuck with toasting a forming Naija babe as a necessary evil. Similar to mating dance/courtship display in non-humans (animals).

Bros many babes nowadays no wan marry. Dey just want to b single mums, after selecting d best man wt d desirable features for dia prospective child.
Nd guy, dis question is for dose wey no wan die becos of Conji, not dose looking for a wife. Dis question is for All Conji-Sh guys, including unguided married men. U get?
Ashis fit giv u disease, bt nowadays na young gurla det hustle as Ashis for joints,: fresh, adorable & enlightened. So, whts d diff btw d ones dat declared dey r ashis boldly doin dis "business "& dose forming "Home Gurls" but doing seventeen men at a tym? If no b Born again full time na Ashi abeg!!!

Haba, u see babe, approach her, tell her ur mind, she form, buy recharge cards, buy gifts, say mumu joke, fuel ur car carry out to diff joints she no say no to follow u chop ur hard earned money. Then u still her gifts, & then initiate to kiss, she vex for u lyk say u b HIV +, u change tactics form 4 days no call her, she miss all d giodies frm u, & she call u, u still form mumu & come back. Still, u attempt to "Kpensh", u budge small only allw u kiss, bt no touching. 6 mnths pass still u neva accomplish mission. As if she too no dey orgasm whn una kpenah. U come tire brch Ashi joint, and pay 2K, and carry her for d nyte, & dem suck u, Bleep u d way wey ur Viagra sef expire. By morning, u com feel well as a hu,an being (accomplished man).

Pls y go back to d stress of a Forming Naija babe?
Haba!

Xer0:
At what event exactly?

"TWISTING GYMNASTICS ""

noble2faith:
NCAN


Spotted

Yes, NCAN: Eastern Yellow flag flying higher, & higher & higher!! Aint nobody stopping us, iru na iru!!
Igbo Nwane!!!!!!

Igbo nwanne, Kwennu!! Unu mebe ofyma na ebe onye no.

Igwe bu ike anyi!!!

Ishilove i personally want to commend you for this educative story. This is the kind of stories we would love reading to, no be Cocumber, Sex tape, Gay, Entertainers mess wey dey fill our front pages anyhow.

God bless you abeg.

houstonia:
E

E = E sutupid, E dey hungry, E= ideymat, E= inoget wok, E= ibifu.
Atulu awusa!

God have mercy on us, y do we lyk to share every thing thats weird? Evil, bad news, sex news, weird things Trends fast.
God have mercy on our generation. I pity the unborn generation!

BiafraudExposed:
Lalasticlala will never take this to FP except he sees picture of snake pepper soup...

So let me upload it...


modified i said it snake pepper soup is here and FP it goes

U ba!! And funny enuf, na d Snake pepper soup wey Lala see na im make d magic of FP. Lala i hail!!

I dont know what number to count from, but...
-There's Sharia in all northern states, and if u stand & talk with any gurl na flog/Short sleeve
-Every Aisha (Hausa woman) must b in d other room(Kule)
-Every Banker is a womanizer(men) or Prostitutes (ladies )
- Every lady that goes to the bar must be a Runs gurl
- Every Ibo man is a cheat & all do business
- A menstruating woman is "Unclean " & therefore should not be "Kpenshed"
- If u are not married then you are unfortunate (ladies esp.)
- Every musician or e entertainer is rich or successful
- All men are after a woman's pvssy when he asks her out
- Every girl/boy that speaks (phoney) or grammar with a foreign accent is or must be Janded.
....blah bkah blah.

aluk:
As usual and expected, sensationalism, emotions, religiousness, self-righteouness and unwillingness to learn are beclouding rational thinking here. These are typical characteristics of an average Nigerian when matters of importance are being discussed. When you are calm and relaxed, you can RATIONALLY ask yourself: What harm does two consenting clear minded adults engaging in a private sex does to me as a person? When you are able to RATIONALLY answer that question, then we can move on from there... Stay good.

I am a clear RATIONAL being that understand what is real development and what ur kinda DEVELOPMENT entail. Pls i still ask u if it is RATIONAL for two adults to engage in consensual sex in the public? Also, is it RATIONAL for same sex to do same in public glare? I dnt ur answers to dat. Finally, what has Nudity, Guns, Broadcasted Porn, Legalized Tobacco/Marijuana, Drugs, and Legalized Prostitution done to European countries where they're allowed?
Let me tell u d true state of those places: Brutal serial rapists & Killers, Terrorism, Increased Suicide, Loneliness, Wanton Psychopaths, and their likes. Pls sir/ma, would you like to see ur child drugged, gagged & Gang raped & decapitated and dead like an animal? Would you like your 2 yr old girl being....i dnt even want to write things i understand are d consequences of all forms of immoralities allowed ALL IN THE NAME OF HUMAN RIGHTS!! Humans are not meant to have absolute freedom despite their FREEWILL.
You want to live free to do whatever u like, die and u shal be free from the laws of this world/Mother Earth!!
#InHumility

MadCow1:
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This is what African Christianity is all about..



Kill those baby witches.. Afterall the Bible says 'suffer not a witch to live - Exodus 22:18'..

Misquoting the Holy Bible is wickedness which is clearly WITCHCRAFT. You are a Wizard!!!

... waiting for ur childish reply. My Ballistic is fully ARMED BRO!!

[quote author=Pope22 post=50570862]As I was reading this thing, my eyes started turning me because of hunger, I now remembered that am no longer a student and why should I be reading this thing like this as if I have exams; as if it was in the my days in university when you must read even if you are hungry, I quickly close it. Maybe I will read later, I have read the title. Let me start my job hunting!!![
/quote]
It will def b too lonh for u, dats y u still dey search for ever available jobs. Do u know the importance of Current affairs in ur career? Finally, y not start a simple business and then grow it gradually. Haven't u noticed that the richest in the world are people who do business and create innovative ideas?

#UrHeadacheUrPanadol

engrMikemd:
post too long jor

Bros, how u take read Engineering sef?
smh

aluk:
Animals and underaged people do not belong to the 'free will' category. Any adult indulging in sex with animals and underaged, be it same sex or otherwise, should be punished. But here, we are talking about 2 consenting full grown adults. They should be free to live and enjoy their sex life the way they deem fit. It is none of anyone's business. Nigerians, wake up from your backwardness. In this 21st century, others are developing missiles and going to the moon. You are rather dwelling on petty and inconsequential issues. No wonder you can't boast of simple uninterrupted power supply, and you want to be among the top league nations? Sorry. I pity you!

I beg ur pardon, madam "free will", it is d evil ur so-called "free will" brought to us thats made us backward from since our White "freewill " colonialists brought Lesbianism & Homosexualism. Now our northern brothers hav propagated it to other parts of d Naija. Mind u, u may not beleive in God bt inside of u u still feel Rotten after indulging in such acts. Just b sincere, y were we made Male & Female with our anatomies designed for eachother?
If we allow gayism what will happen to our future generations? If ur parents had done thta would hav been alive to think lyk dat?
Think Again!!

buffalowings:
How did op know all this?

Shehas DONE ALL OF DEM.

Pandorabox:
And who told you I have it?

This is part of d "things women go thru: fight eachother on dumb matters "

Abeg make una allow us men enjoy the gist here without una quarrels.

Haba!! Oya alofuna move to "TheOtherRoom"

He who ha not sinned Please be d first to cast the Stone! Be careful what u judged others of, u may be the Victim tomorrow.

SillyMods:
Did you quote him to condemn his post? Why not if not?

Cut me some slack mister!

I leave u all in Peace. The arena is urs. Release ur Ballistics

SillyMods:
I don't do tribal shiit except when provoked.

I made a post and the next thing from that guy was to quote me and ask people guess my tribe! What do you expect from me?

Common, cut me some slack.

I saw it bro, bt what i mean its nt low-level mentals dat shud provoke u against ur gd grooming & manners.
I mean :

SillyMods:
Flatie! Happy?

Seriously, u guys make me puke! Tribal wars on forums like this is grossly anti-social and evokes of a display of Senseless lack of simple enlightenment.
Guys, quit this tribal, religious wars u guys encourage here.

Remain blessed as u do so

Hahahahaahha this funny game called Politrics!
After them don freely dash u d Topman position now u com dey witch hunt them because she insult during & before elections. Diiiaaaaaris God oh!!!

i laff in Turanci!

But on a more serious note, this is obviously getting out of hand. Must everybody like APC? Wont there be opposition in a healthy political system?
Haba, this is outright political Witchhunting.

2019 Loading joor!

omolumba:
point of correction respected statesman only by the SE&SS Bt not by Nigerians, coz I don't c any gentleness in him

Bros, u obviously lack insight & foresight. If not that Jonathan heeded God's prompting by not going ahead to rig the 2015 election, i strongly believe u may not hav d opportunity of the peace ur enjoying now to type such selfcentered nonsense.
Be objective in ur evaluations.

Maaamaaa:
Thank you everybody for your sincere opinion. I believe I will move on with my child alone.

Please how do I overcome the shame at work because I can't quit now, I need the money.

Sure, it wont b easy to b a single mum, but over tym ull get over d shame. Moreover, he will come to his senses as he continues to c his beautiful baby (boy or girl). Men hav soft spot for their blood these days. He may reconsider d whole situation IF U ENSURE HE DOESN'T HAV ACCESS TO UR CHILD. MAKE IT DIFFICULT FOR HIM TO ACCESS D BABY. POSSIBLY CHANGE BASE/STATE.
Remain strong in the Lord, ur child needs God.

Fading Glory.....on R.I.P route.
Well, Maradonna been try sha, cos he's more intelligent than some of our current leaders.

How e take epp our economy? Person open I'm own Business shop & u dey form reporter for am.
Abg na my own i dey look for. Mchhhwwww.

blaise00700:
I had a nightmare last night, i saw Buhari in my dream giving orders to EFCC officials to break my front door

Any Joseph in the house to help interpret

Note : I didn't study law

JOSEPH: Your dream simply shows that either you, or your Uncles, or Aunts, or friends or associates or Pastors or Imams have eaten our collective National cake without our permission. So, God wants Buhari to make you retrace your steps from that journey to doom. Gbam!!

This is the Gentleman of Valour: Dr. Goodluck Jonathan Ebele, most respected statesman and now a diplomat for our fatherland.
I hail thee!!