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I always cry for Naija where Monkey will be working while Baboons will b Chopping what they did not work.

Gd things coming for Naija!

klax:
Sorry in your culture creating is acceptable or a celebrating thing

Why did she went that far of arranging wedding when is not fully satisfy with flirting That is an act of coward. Last time bride ran out of her wedding venue for sighting a bloody runaway ghost called her fiancee. If you know in your heart you are not ready for marriage don't even talk about it talk less of planning it, executed it and on the final seal you turned it down doing such no man should take you serious ever it simply an act of coward.

Bros, i bow gor ur Grammar. Kai, English suppose take u to "Language Court ", Haba, na by force to speak Englis?! Use pidgin if u no sabi abeg.

.... all na joke oh, no mind me bro.

Hahahah folks these days.
Abeg click "like " if u think the girl is ALREADY A RUNS GURL, or "Share " if u think SHE'S JST PLAIN RELIGIOUS.
Haba!!!

Zoharariel:
Who will marry this useless ashawo wey her p.unani don turn into lagos-ibadan expressway?

That your useless father is a billionaire doesn't mean everybody will be falling at your feet.

I can't even date any lady from a wealthy family talk more of a marriage, because once I give you instructions - as the head of the house and you don't comply, na back-hand slap straight! And if you complain, na 2 punches to your throat - no time.

You don't come into my house and be forming - my father is a billionaire or even proclaiming gender equality, na wheelbarrow dem go take carry you commot for my doormoth

I love u bro!! Me sef i no dey lyk tolerate Bullshit frm all dis dem Gender-equality women. Den no wan get respect for man wey go provide house keep, protection & upgrade their public image & rating. Some women are mostly confused sha.

NB: Quote me not dear.

softmind24:
some nairaland girl go sleep for this hotel before January

Lol! U sure say no be u go perform am?!! Hard luck sha.

Evergreen4:
Even usher wants to be "nwa afor".


Igbo amaka

Igbo a maka nwanne!!!! I believe in d world & (whispering, shshshhhhhh dnt tell anybody oh : i hav Yoruba Blood, but kai I CHOSE TO BE NWA IGBO MEEEEN!!!)

#Igbo Amaka Nwanne!#

admax:
I beg to diagree sir, we would rather prefer them to laugh in Churches than pay thousands of Naira to laugh in some secular shows.

Most comedy in Churches takes place during anniversary or youth programmes morever, God is not a boring God.

Let's not limit the practice of Christianity to our cultural or personal background - Doctrines are man made.

Bro, i understand what u feel & how u feel it. However, i want u to reason along with me a lil bit. If we joke wt d Words of God, Holy Spirit manifestations, God's throne & His the workings of His spiritual gifts how do u think IT WOULD BE REVERED?
If we fun wt those Core Stories which God put down to teach us and prepare us about the future & how we should comport ourselves as Christians and live, what Impact do u think we could make in trying to preach with such "JOKES"?
Lastly, how would you apply the Bible jokes, when others have ridiculed it & made it ridiculous with the jokes?
Anything you joke with loses its eminence & thereby its effect is made ineffective.
Even Jesus once came to the Synagogue & scattered everything, threw people out & made an example of those who has "made my Father's house into a Den of thieves ". God's house is not for Mockers, Jesters or Business. ALL THE COMEDY IN D CHURCH IS A CALCULATED PLOY OF D DEVIL TO WATER DOWN THE REDEMPTION PLAN OF CHRIST BY MAKING ALL SPIRITUAL LESSONS TO BE SEEN AS A JOKE, THEREFORE WHEN WE PREACH IT SINNERS MIGHT NOT VALUE ITS WORTH.

freshbear:
I see you training another man's children if you don't change that your mindset.(no offense)

Bros, i really appreciate ur perspective bt d message i'm trying to convey is simply that if u want to knw every thng goin on wt ur beloved, u wil definitely develop issues & high Bp. Sometime, it is wise to play a deaf ear to somethings abr dem. However, when u notice something glaringly endangering ur mind, health or marriage, then u strike fast & hard.
Why wld u go out of ur way investigating a woman? Will u follow her to "mrket " or "to see my friend " pretencies. Bro, thats what i mean.

SmellingAnus:
you may be right here though but even the bible says my people suffer for lack of knowledge .. meaning it's better to know and take action than not know and probably suffer the fate of being infected with hic aids...

My broda, ur probably ryte, hwever, i must let u understand that d same Bible tells us that Jesus forbids Divorce in marriage. If u discover dat ur spouse is having an infidel, hw wld u feel? Will u mind ever really feel d same abt her/him? Mind u trust is the foundation of every relationship & if broken by infidelity can hardly be restored.God help us sha.

SmellingAnus:
true... Let's assume your girlfriend is going for her NYSC, will you be scared or what? Or you will trust her that she can't mess up

I want to say that people start giving themselves High BP when dey start minding & imagining & investigating their spouses affairs. Me i dnt watch or try to knw if my wife is doing anythng, meanwhile me I'm not a saint. D logic is : weda u imvestigte or not if som1 wants to do, deyll do, & ull nt fimd out atallllll! Also, d consequences of knwing is painful & disappointment & heartbreak. So, save urself all pains BY CONSCIOUSLY NOT TRY TO KNOW OR SEE.

#What u dnt knw wont kill u

swagagolic01:
y not also go after abacha's wife and yaradua's wife? Or they dint steal

Well said, my brother. Ur a wise person. Hippcricy is every where wt d northerners.

yekparikpa:
What's the essence of these titles : Crocodile smile, Python dance, mosquito bite.

OPERATIONS CROCODILE SMILE is in Naija Deltan creek where Crocodiles exist, hence the name "Crocodile ",
OPERATION PYTHON DANCE is in Anambra where the local culture & tradition support the use of Python for worship, hence the tag "PYTHON DANCE"
OPERATIONS MOSQUITOES BITE is probably in ur house because you have enough mosquitoes at home.
Abi na lie?

Thats y i lyk my Naija pipu, dem no dey send any bagaz! 75 old, u no get money, & u dey do "Advert " for woman!?? Naija babes go form die, until Old age wan catch dem OnLy den will dey humble & start to dey show one small buoy undue respect.

Hhahahaha, i jst dey laff many babes wey i remember sat dem turn me as ONLT bfriend wen i no get money. Hahaha, bt now dem ALL wan b ma Mrs.
I no fit call Thunder to Fire una "Multimastia " nyash, bt i go always nice up myself dey post swt dp & make una dey droop wt Saliva like Bingo!!! Hahhhahhaj, my lafff neva even startttt.

I must commend the contributions & contributors in this thread, cos almost everyone has been matured in their contributions, except one Cynic who refused to reason along wit wht d pictures clearly depicted (picture-phobic Individual ).
Abeg if u get bad day, dont even open dis thread & spoil what God is doing thru this thread.
Thank u for behaving urself.

jejemanito:
Glorification of mediocrity

Is there any science student in this thread that didn't carry out this practical in JSS3? or worst still SS3 physics practical?

Pls i just want to ask u dis simple question? Is there anything wrong with encouraging the little lad who decided to Invest his time, energy, talent & money to display his enthusiasm for Electronic electricity? Ok, hw abot this: "See the 16Year Old Lad who Was Given Jungle Justice for Stealing, Raping & Deceiving Parents & Smokes Indian Hemp".

Pls which of the two possible scenarios would maje u proud as a Nigerian?
Even if u dont respond, ur mind is judging u, & i pray that this doesn't judge u in ur nrmql living!
Peace, bro.
#ProudNaijaProducts #

jayAjoku:
i can tell you are already furious to the core lol

yeah, & i actually meant ur most definitely a wide opened & infectious p*ssy who cant evn fathom his stink level.
Bring it On, bro!!
I'm always prepared for social medai Area-boys lyk u, & mind u I'm probably ur teacher, so Ima tutor u som sense here.

senseless Idiyot!

jayAjoku:
screw you man i didn't invite you to give a shit about what i said.... i was being funny you ignoramus

U r most definitely a wide opened & infectious cunt! I'll whoop ur sorry ass if I'd seen u here, asswipe like u.

jayAjoku:
are you seeing what i am saw ... anyway happy married Life to her..



hope say him spirit no dey okija shrine dey dance awilo inside bottle

Ta! keep quiet there!!! If u to emancipate ur narrow mind from Myopia y dont u just keep quiet when exposed, broad minded folks are making reasonable comments? Dats ur opinion, right?! Well, dat opinion shudve been for d section "kindergarten ", u hear!

Anu mpama!!!

Me i still keep wondering y you guys turn every single educative & interesting historical Reportage to Tribal & Regional wars!!!!

I mean, most of those who insult others on tribal sentiment can not withstand the sound of a Knock Out Banger tlk more of going thru a civil war again. Most of u are so young dat u thnk real war is d American film u watch! Do u actually REALLY know what d people of Borno, Bauchi, Yobe, Kano, Adamawa, etc NorthEast went thru & still going thru? Raw fear, Restlessness, and inability to go to school and many more. Lest i forget, do u know how it feels to see ur wife or sister raped & taken away?

U guys r simply calling for what ye CAN NEVER wish for. Pls lets STOP these tribal & religious Cyber-war.

steppin:
Smoking weed and taking tramadol is not good for your system.

Ta!!! Keep ur dirtt mouth shut & "step " outta dis topic!!! Ur hv exceeded ur welcome on this topic, u hear!!!!!

Sincerely me strongly feel its only a lazy man who doesn't like his/her life that consider stealing other pipus properties.
May God deliver us from Wispering spirits which entices us to evil.

steppin:
Which kain yeye title be this?

C'mon shut ur dirty mouth up!!! If it were a title on "tits or Cossy or nude " then ull b excited & contribute ur nonsensical nonsense.
Overbloated animal.
Gerarahiaaaaa men!

This is evident that "behind every successful man, there's a woman". But, please NOTE: d woman must be an intelligent, self-willed & assured woman, not necessarily a beautiful woman. That's where ladies get it wrong : they refuse to develop themselves and display high level of self-will & intelligence but expect to marry a self-made man!

Advise to yoing men: dont make d mistake to fall for any Olosho because say she get mouth or fine face, or say she sabi do make up, pls go for a woman who knows her worth & is intelligent,cos those genes will be transferred to your next generations. U marry beauty today, tomorrow u regret it.

ophils1:
Boyfriend that cannot buy girlfriend iPhone 7 without Sex, is that one boyfriend

And sis, do u think ur doing dat bfriend dat asks for sex jst aftr sayin hi a favor by giving him sex? Reason: we r all created as animals wt animalistic sexual needs & drives & if u r nt hungry sexually speaking den dont agree to go out wt him cos most men get Hot wt dier dates (xcept they're nt men enuf downstairs )
Pls STOP making men feel YOU'RE DOING THEM FAVOR BY FUCKING THEM, WHN IN ACTUAL FACT U R D ONE RECEIVING THE SEXUAL FAVOR!!!!
Girlss ehn! una tooo pretend abeg!?

I tell u guys, don't worry "Change " will catch up with the education sector sooner than expected. I think 2018 will be for the Nigerian Education sector. God bless Buhari! God bless the noble people of Nigeria!! God bless you wey wan quote me or lyk me!!!!

Omexonomy:
logicaly you are right but it dosent work that way

Sir, hv u considered d fact dat there's always traces of Nicotine in d blood of a Smoker Donor?Also, when people are angry by nature, dont u think their blood naturally experiences and lives within that High Blood range, which science may have not studied how it replicates in its new host stream? Dont forget, theres a spiritual aspect of the blood that we've refused to acknowledge & study. For those who believe in the Bible, God warns Christians not to play with the blood (for that's where life is). Also, why do we use animals for Spiritual sacrifices? The importance of the blood of any animal, including humans is still not fully comprehended by most pips. I personally dont support blood transfusions. I think i once read abt Jehovah Witnesses (who rejects blood transfusions ) have developed a technique where the deficient in blood is given a natural substance which rapidly produces blood in its recipient. Why is this procedure not popular?

Over 2,000 people viewing this topic; 9000 likes for Pro-Ayodele & 106 likes for Pro-Buhari, U sure say if Ayodele contest against Bubari e no go win?
Finally, people wey no lyk Ayodel, y r u guys so interested in reading about him? See list of Nairalanders viewing & contributing to this topic!

Linqsz:
Check my signature and come onboard let's earn money weekly.

Dude, does Dangote, Tony Elumelu, Jim Ovia or Buhari know you? If u know how to teach person to make money, them for don know u. 41......9!!! mmm even better pass u!!!

Seriously, even from the Victims pix (wt dark goggles ) ud suspect that the guy's life might not be straight. Only God knows & Only God can judge. RIP to the dead.

Dking99:
RIP!
What must have happened? No CCTV?

America and gunshooting sef!

Bros, u no dey remember wetin u read abi u simply refused to understand? Even d pix inset shows CCTv capturing d assailant.

Haba!

lacasera14:
Abeg who nokia small pin here, my phone go soon off

Ur case is epic, gaskiya. Ni vex, na observations oh. kikiki