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next level, Lol

Governor elrufai should be arrested immediately
he promised to kill election observers.

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Booty4me:
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Chi59:
I haven't been fortunate with guys.
My first attempt at a relationship failed woefully.
And so did the second, third and fourth.
It isnt entirely without a reason though.
I'm SS. I have been a Sickle cell advocate for many years. I don't shy away from talking about it on any level.

Apart from that fact, I'm beautiful, smart, funny, very lovely, outgoing (even as an ambivert). I poses a healthy level of empathy, self esteem and confidence.

Physically I'm tall, slim, moderately endowed. I have been told that I look healthier than some "healthy" people.
So I don't know, what am I lacking?
All the guys I've been in love with, for one flimsy reason or the other just disappear for no reason. Just like that.

Of course, I don't hide my genotype status, but then they seem cool with it. Months later, he disappears and leaves me heartbroken.

Now I find myself liking someone again (the fifth guy). We haven't gotten that close but I'm scared. Should I lie to him? What do I tell him?

it is well

Mimienudles:
Already mentioned what I use. It could work for you too

I sent u a pm
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midolian:


But seriously, by now, if Atiku isn't bankrupt after the billions of dollars he wasted on elections, there is an urgent need to investigate his source of wealth. Even Nigeria as a country can not spend that much on elections..

From the hundreds of millions of dollars he spent on the presidential primaries to the millions of Dollars he gave to Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB youths to make them rescind their decision to sit at home to the millions of dollars he gave to each state's REC to ....and the list is endless

what about the billions of naira ur APC spent?

If I insult u ehn, u will commit suicide ooo

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daddytime:
My guy na proper hustler...he is seeking a presidential attention.

u just spoke my mind

the guy is been jobless for ages, he came up with this idea to get attention of someone in APC or any APC supporter up there

All na hustling. I pray he gets a job though. The end justifies the means

this is the beginning of Buhari's next level
Bastard terrorist and a rogue Rccg pastor

buhari is responsible

Next level noni

After 2015 election, fire kills REC and family in Kano

After 2019 elections, fire again kills another man and his family in Kano

Innocent family, so sad

I pray Atiku recovers his mandate

We are in deep trouble under Buhari/APC

Such an aberration under an APC government led by the so called anti corruption Czar and man of integrity my foot, Mohammadu Buhari.

What should we expect from a serial election rigger who has no problems stealing the people's mandate all in his quest to sit tight on a chair which he doesn't even deserve.

Remember, Buhari actually said he doesn't know the type of technology used for the Ganduje bribery video.

Same journalist that exposed the video is now on secret trial

ruggedtimi:
In 2014 i boarded arik flight from lagos to ph, the flight delayed for 30mins before takeoff. I sat beside a young man dressed casually. Then i was using samsung note3, the man saw my phone and brought out his samsung s5 to show me weather forecast, telling me the reason why the flght was been delayed. The guy asked me where am coming from, i was coming from ghana then, so i told him and i was feeling fly.
So he strted discussing about his trip from china to taiwan and how cheap it was compared to flight from ghana to nigeria. He actually travelled from new york to china before taiwan just for a frnd’s wedding.
All this while in my mind i was like see this 419 man oh!!( cos i don fall for 419 people tire so i was been carefull). I briefly told him about myself, told him my state( bayelsa) and he was like “i am heading to bayelsa once i arrive ph to have a meeting with your state governor.” Told me he works for NDDC
When we finally touched down ph While the flight was on the runway he pointed out to a private jet parked at the airport and he was like his frnd owns it and the frnd offered the jet to pick him up at lagos airport but he turned it down. Omo all this while everything this man said i didnt take it serious, I kept singing in my mind “419”.
When the plane stopped he made a call( the normal we just touched down call). He wanted to give me his card and i ignored. Coming down from the flight just at the edge of the air-stair two well kitted mobile policemen carried his bag and escorted him to the v.i.p terminal. My eye clear

wow

am shocked.

u fuckup, so u didn't collect his card.
Eya

am learning from all these though

nice thread

ugo4u:
The way Lagosians are being manipulated by one man defies human logic and every known scientific parameters of manipulation, the obvious iberiberism seems to move to a higher pedestal every election cycle. The irony of everything is that the same people shouting Otogè are the same people rooting for a "demigod" and everyone is scared to challenge the status quo especially the media( save for Sahara reporters).
These same puppets including journalists have shamefully joined in the bandwagon of praise singers, who are always quick to point to developments in the state to the blueprint of the Jagaban Nimrod without making inquiries/ forensic check on the humongous revenue generated in state vis-a-vis the level of development. To them Ambode was the best thing that happened to Lagos state but suddenly became a Villain because one man thought otherwise of him, prolly for not working with the "blueprint" of the systemic looting of the state treasury. Imagine the media attention that wiuld have being generated if it was Saraki that was captured on cam recieving Bullion vans of monies, both the EFCC, DSS, etc would have swung into action.
Honestly, I won't blame Yorubas for this because Lagos is a metropolitan city with people from diverse ethnicity and also with the pattern the SWners vote Tinubu would have being history by now, he can't try this in Oyo, Ogun or any homogeneous SW state. Lagos state that is presumably full of intellectuals have cowered into the hands of one man, and have swallowed the philosophy of baba sópe politics hook, line and sinker. A state where touting have being made lucrative and glamorous while those in the academia are left to languish in obscurity and nothingness. Sanwooulu who is now the next best thing after sliced bread for Tinubu's followers might also be kicked out if he don't follow the "blueprint" and people will not ask questions, and you people want to tell me that they've not use Lagos's pant.
Una mumu never do.

do u know how many cups of fresh blood the man drinks per day? Ask yourself, why is the man's teeth rotten and what's causing his mouth odour spreading all over lagos island?

this is buhari's next level
una go suffer, all of u that voted the terrorist

this is the beginning of sorrow, tears and blood. sebi na una vote Buhari? Oya na

if she is willing and humble to learn, if she loves me, and if she has good character/attitude, then I will marry her for sure

Divay22:
This is going out to all the married and single But responsible MEN out there..

Most women think being a man is the easiest thing in life,of course it's harder to be a woman,But being a man is also not a joke..

Some women assume Men don't cry or go through pains in life,but the truth is Men do cry,but he holds his tears and fears to avoid being called a weakling or frightened...

Women have foundation of peace while men have foundation of courage.

Women act very fast while men think very deep...inside every man is a spirit of an angel and a beast and of course Parental upbringing,environmental impact and religious teachings has a lot to play in building a MAN..

A boy that lacks affection when growing up may not be able to give attention when he becomes a man. Inside the heart of every responsible man goes a lot of pains and worries that he can't explain..(not excluding the rich).

He thinks about getting married and how to provide for his family and make them feel secured
His future wife or wife(married ones) and kids are his sole responsibility in life and whatever that will make his family happy is his priority in life,Even with tears in his eyes and fear in his heart He still manages to smile Because he knows ANY MAN WHO IS NOT RESPONSIBLE HAS FAILED AS A MAN...

He works very hard not because he wants new clothes or shoes but he saves so as to make sure his family are OK and provide them with the basic things of life..

He'll bridge the inevitable gap between his mother and his wife.
He'll wisely and peacefully balance between the two most important women in his life.

He gives confidence to his family when there's no hope in sight.
He worries and have sleepless nights over each kids behavior,success and prays to God to make all his kids successful in life.
He gives up some of his own dreams for his kids to be successful.
He works from dawn to odd hours of the night just to make sure his kids attains the best in education,A previledge he never had.

He puts all this interests in his kids because he knows his peace at old age depends on what they'll turn out to be in the future....

So for All the Real Men going through all this phase and the ones considering all this
YOU ALL ARE APPRECIATED.
INDEED TO BE A MAN IS NOT A DAY'S JOB...

*slightly compied*
Cc
Lalasticlala

Let's appreciate them.

hello how are u dear

I sent u a pm now

kindly reply, thanks alot

pittoilet:
Choosing between atiku and buhari is choosing who sins less. Atiku, having spent a lot on his presidential campaign will loot 3 times what he has spent. Buhari is a no go area. He is full of backwardness.

What baffles me the most is that why do we have to choose between buhari and atiku? Don’t we have someone else out of 180mil nigerians who can rule us?

even if atiku deduct all his election expenses from govt purse, we will still have more than enough money.

I would rather vote a man(Atiku) who "might" steal my money, than vote a Buhari would definitely take my life.
Buhari is a killer, a beast, devil and a demon.
I have a video of how buhari told Zamfara pple during campaign that, "he prays God gives them more harvest, so that even if the killings and the sufferings continue, they can have enough food to eat"

If u need the video, pm me.
this is real

Buhari is a demon

because the Nigerian army working around that port area, and NPA officials are making massive income from the long queue. If u have a container/truck on queue, to bypass the queue and drive straight to Apapa port gate without hindrance, u pay the military bastards #70k minimum, maximum #100k per container. If you don't believe me, tfare from anywhere in Lagos to Apapa can't be more than #1k Max, just go there, stand at Ijora Sifax Bus stop, u will see for urself. Big exporters come there to pay and bypass trucks, even dangote sometimes pay #100k for each of his truck to cross. Whenever dangote trucks are crossing, all other trucks standstill.

As I speak, I have a 40 feet container containing dried hibiscus flower at Ijora bus stop, its on queue already, even with my #70k, I can't do "express crossing". because the bastards are asking for #100k

Really Sad I was born in this part of the world

when the topic stated "Lagos Landlord". I immediately thought it was tinubu massively who raped a young girl ooo

election is happening in 2 days time. will sowore spend the whole #150million between now and Saturday?
Sowore Don Blow 2019

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We will bring our container to load without delay ASAP
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to me, love is all that matters

Snoring can't make me stop loving a girl


By the way, why is it that, most or some ladies these days have a very bad mindset that, once they are in a relationship, the guy has automatically become their ATM.
Am saying this because of what my friend is going thru now. He loves the girl, but the girl wan use bills kill am

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that was the plan, right from the beginning
Scammers

El rufai promised to kill them.

He should put his word to action immediately ooo, and spend the rest of his life in foreign prison

El rufai said he will kill international observers. Will he kill Bill Clinton?
The world is watching El rufai