₦airaland Forum

Mindlog:
5. You want to find ways to improve your nutrition...

Lol.
Las las, e fit be road accident or falling breadfruit pod wen go kpai am.

SIXTEENTH:
Brush before any fast taking is appropriate and the best because once after brushing follow up by taking meals is good and can last you a fresher and healthy breathe at least 12 hour's
But brushing after eating can make your tummy filled but the mouth will be tasty and craving for food within a short period of hour's.

Note: I'm narrating base on my own personal view and experience but I don't know for others because what works for me can't work for others and as for the debris as you suggested, gargling might play a role here

Dem never use better garlic prepare your food.

Throwback:
It is time uninformed Nigerians should stop being foolish in their criticism of government budget they do not understand.

The national and state assemblies that are in the position to know and audit such expenditures have deemed them to be appropriate for the allocated procurement of goods and services.

I am happy this has come up under a Labour Party government, so now some are already using their brain to know that things are expensive and not for the singular need of the Governor or his family.

You're the one being foolish.

Who determines whether things are affordable or not?

Who controls the economy of the nation?

No dey zuzu 🐐

There are 37 state governors in Nigeria.

Everyone is interested in Alex Otti, as if he's the standard, the saint who should set the pace for others to follow.

There truly was something about Obi, about LP, about the Obidient tsunami, about 2023 general elections that the ruling government doesn't want to admit to the public.

T.A Orji, Uzor Kalu and co wasted eight years each with no concrete achievements in Abia, yet SouthWest media never saw any need to scrutinise their governments like this.

While I will always love to see political leaders being put on their toes to do the right thing, it is very suspicious to see Sahara Reporters putting a sustained blowtorch to Otti's bumbum just three months after assuming office while the Agbado crooner keeps running our national economy aground.

Let the pressure and scrutiny go round, from top to bottom.

Igbos have no everlasting loyalty to anybody.
They can praise you in the morning and crucify you in the evening if you misbehave.
If Otti becomes reckless, let him remember that Abians will give him he'll and brimstone like they're currently resisting the bleached head fatso in Imo.

Let the pressure and scrutiny go round.

Dittodat:
I have been saying that the apartheid terrorist state of Israel was just posting all those stories to cover their genocide against Palestinian Children and women. The religiously and tribally brainwashed IPOB retards on NL have been supporting any crimes and lies from the zionist terrorists called IDF. When the Nigerian army kills IPOB terrorists in the SE, these same fools will be here calling on the UN, US, USSR, and everyone to come and fight Nigeria over human rights. No one is going to listen to the US and the West on any human rights rubbish anymore. Those days are gone. What you wish on others is coming to bite you in the ass sooner or later.
Righteousness, also masquerading as Holiness, is their number one propaganda poster on NL.
No matter their lies and propaganda, the world already knows that Israel is an APARTHEID and TERRORIST STATE.

We stand with PALESTINE.

All of a sudden, men no longer exist in Palestine, only women and children.

Let the cowards come out to fight the war they instigated.

They're no different from the cowardly fanatics up north who raid communities in the dead of the night and slaughter defenseless villagers in their farmlands.

This propaganda was rightly predicted.
You lots are so predictable.

Bliss62:
Blame Buhari and Emefiele for Economic and monetary policy of the last quater

I'm not looking for who to blame.
When it comes to Nigeria's economy, I'm only interested in the capability of whoever will become the next president because he can either reverse the failures of the past, consolidate on the gains of the present or chart an entirely fresh course going forward.

However, my argument here is that there is no limit to how low the economy could fall.

How much do you think live chicken currently costs in Zimbabwean dollars?
Your incredulity on the possibility of such price inflation is what I wish to correct.

KingOfAllIgbos:


5 states in a muddy area will experience population explosion

Guy I'm Igbo but I appreciate a good sense of humour

You still be mumu sha 🐐

Bliss62:
Hahahaha

Guy double your hustle, na you wey think say chicken can sell for 40,000 I pity your educational level


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See this one

How much was rice during GEJs presidency?
How much is it now?

Don't you realize Ebola's government has been enabling hyperinflation by adopting off-the-book economic policies rather than proven, time-tested ones?

You think government is run by mere wishes?
Dey play.

Jennyclay:
May God help you broke and struggling men!

Biko, stay away from a relationship in order not to put someone’s daughter in poverty

Nobody wants to settle for less my dear!

By someone's daughter, are you referring to someone like Otedola or Dangote's kids?

By consistently talking down on men working their way to the top; by projecting the mindset of a relationship as a gold-digging business; by measuring the worth of a woman according to the pocket weight of the man she attaches to, you consistently broadcast your poverty-stricken background, your consuming laziness and your twisted sense of judgement and thinking.

You should see a therapist to reconfigure your mind before you pass menopause lonely, bitter and sad.

U09ce:
This is Nigeria commanding some respect in the comity of nations.

After beating chest in Niger and collecting wotowoto from internal bandits and terrorists even as we speak?

TempUser:

Soon then go change it from cooperation to country. OIC 😂

That's what it has always been.
I wonder when it turned to Cooperation.
Ask yourself if that even makes any sense.

DDIA:
make sure the watery stool doesn't seep into your vagina.

Also temporarily take a break from receiving anal if you entertain such.

Also take loperamide .

Thank me later. ( serving me 1 round in missionary position will do )

So we plenty wey love this missionary so?

Lovemeharder:
I wonder why someone will sell old vegetable soup and still lie untop that it's fresh, I can't stop purging.🥲

You no 'hear' the smell as dem bring am come?
Na nose we dey use chop food before e reach mouth o

Meself dey smell too much salt inside food before e reach mouth.

Pele

Theboss001:
Useless imbecille stfu
This is an accident FFS, is there anywhere in the world accidents don't occur?
What has blacks go to do with this, are you cursed or something?

The trailer didn't summersault.
This only points to one thing: the container was not properly strapped/secured to the trailer.

This is what inspection officers and the FRSC should sanction defaulters for but no, they're more interested in collecting illegal tithes and offerings at checkpoints.

In fact, it seems you could move any material across checkpoints if you have enough cash to distribute.
Just stuff a clenched fist and let it hang down beside the door as you drive past.

If this isn't abnormal then I don't know what else is.

amnesty7:
When you're on the right side, your enemies will take care of themselves and forget about you.

You're not insinuating Fulani herdsmen are pursuing a just cause.
Are you?

I don't understand how a people who have been the perennial recipients of ethnic cleansing for some years now could sustain armed gangs whose only aim is to kill off the remaining youngsters who could have stood to defend their communities from the endlessly marauding herdsmen.

Why can't these fools unite with their arms and morale to combat Fulani herdsmen rather than maintaining cult gangs and killing each other for supremacy?

Either these guys are bribed as saboteurs by the Fula or Benue is cursed by some chance or nothing makes sense anymore.

What in the name of all things holy is this arrant idiocy?

MTNnews:
Look at this fool ?

Was Ibori indicted ?

Even after his conviction in the UK, as Nigeria indicted him ? The Tinubu you hopeless igbos insult daily as he been indicted by any law court across the globe ?

Did that stop your Igbo father from posting lies about him on a daily basis. It is amadioha that will strike each n every member of your household dead if your dare to quite n query me in such manner when you don't quote n query your Igbo tribesmen that do worse to the likes of Buhari Tinubu Fashola Akpabio etc.

I don't reply to insults.

MTNnews:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/11/fitch-statistics-on-nigerias-economic-growth-misleading-datti-ahmed/

Why do you keep posting this?

He was questioned so what?
Was the allegation proved?
What was his response?
Was he indicted?

This is what a sane individual should be after, not allegations without proof.

Man should remain indoors till New Year because if punters jam am for street this season beatings done sure.

Gadafii:
To marry just be like horror film 😕

If you follow John Doe on twitter and you saw his recent thread Wetin men dey do with married women, you go just weak

All that talk of never sleep with a married woman, na scam


Peoples wives are getting docked steady and these women are even ready to elope of carry the child of these single guys as evidenced in the chats they shared on that thread

Married woman go dey show her husband shege for house while slutting and slaving for the guys they are having affairs with, that thread is an eye opener incase you are still delusional that marriage will favor you

Care to share link to his handle?

Curse777:




I fully agree

Wickedness is bringing an innocent child into the world when you are poor

Imagine someone who can't feed himself attempting to feed others

If you are poor, without source of income, use condom and don't marry till you can figure out ways of making money

Anytime I see the poor Almajiri children, my blood boils, this are inocent children made to suffer a useless man's promiscuity and erection


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Konga still dey?

As usual, acquire Prados and yachts which they managed to sneak into the budget, then loot the ones they couldn't find an excuse to squeeze into the budget.

Bunch of irredeemable clowns.

superCleanworks:
So Peter Obi can not be part of Nation Building without being president?
Is Sanwo Olu president?
Is Ben Ayade president?
Is Zulum president?
Is Otedola president?


Oga go and sleep

You elect a slowpoke as president and expect people outside the corridors of power to build the nation?

Clowns everywhere.

9jvirgin:
The only way out of the problems we are facing as a continent is to have a man like Peter Obi rule the people with sincerity and integrity. Without Peter Obi, Nigeria cannot rise as a nation.

I'm an Obidient but your last sentence is false and unnecessary.

Obi may be a messiah in his time, but there are other messiahs.

Lai Mohammed did this work full time that year.

But despite our political differences, Naija big pass all of us.

If Tinubu works and turns the fortunes of Nigeria around for the better, we will give him the gbosas due to him.

But if he toes the line of Buhari of bad memory, we will drag him over the coals without mercy.

APC has been known for propaganda and audio stats.
Let this not be another stunt of theirs.

nairalanda1:
Oga, when we have the money we will buy

Or you want us to take loan to buy? Ok. O.

We have been taking loans to sponsor jamborees and white elephant projects.

Channeling it towards the right infrastructure shouldn't hurt anyone.

Mensclub:
Shut up.
And learn.

I don't entertain idiots.
If you cannot express critical opinion for or against people's ideas, reserve your lame gibberish for your village meetings.

nairalanda1:
1. One Bell AH1z copter costs 450 million. 10 would cost 4.5 billion dollars.

Nigeria's defence budget...1.97 billion dollars.


2.Apache 52million. 10 of those babies..520 billion.

Nigeria's defence budget ...1.97 billion dollars..(Okay we can afford)...of which...1.2 billion goes to personell costs...so mayyybe.(BUT...we have to pay for barracks, regular weaponry, running costs for existing ordnace, plus navy and army needs new stuff too...

Must we buy 10 in one year?

The world is advancing and we are still purchasing WWII relics. Do you imagine our disadvantage if we (God forbid) find ourselves in a war with some advanced nation?

We can start buying these advanced hardware one per year until we amass a substantial arsenal.

Stop being so myopic and pessimistic.

Obaofaba:
Call them by their names, no sugar coating.

They are ipob terrorists aka obidients.

Igbos dey rear cattle?

Ewu 🐐

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Israel is overrated. A unified Arab nation will bring it down. They're landgrabbers.

They're overrated yet Arab nations must be unified to bring them down?

Hamas done dey collect.
Dem done sama Iran better warning, inviting them to try chook head small.

You goan unify Arab nations nau, as opportunity dey now now to join the war.

Nigerians go one day wake up for Isil and BH.
All of una go collect.

Rubbish.

illicit:
I like rice but my favorite type of food is swallow

🤸

What the heck is Swallow?

Either you love eba, or fufu, or tuwo shinkafa, or amala ati ewedu, or semovita or pounded yam etc.

Swallow as a noun is the name of a bird.

No be everything una go anglicise!

Go to the dictionary and you'll find various native names from different cultures preserved into the English language.
Our own na to dey form rubbish accent on top everything.