₦airaland Forum

sinkhole:
Many people in this country are dafts!
Last time, a minister was offering some useless sum of money to those who could find a cure for CoDIV-19.
How can somebody find a cure to what you don't know?
Americans are evacuating their sick and infected people from China, is it only because they have high tech?
By getting the infected people, America could then lay their hands directly on the virus, keep a sample of it and continue working on it directly!
Britain, Japan, etc are evacuating their infected people not only because they have high tech but because that is an easy way to have direct access to the virus!

wow, what an angle....best opinion on this page

There's nothing I will not see and read on Nairaland. After going through the entire page, I can boldly say that it is one of the craziest page I have ever gone through on Nairaland since I joined.

@husbandsnatcha and @Britboy what's up with the threat and banter. Anyway, you guys just made my day, lol. 2mm d.ick? SMH.....

whytediamond:
That's the fun of being here on Nairaland bro. Different characters appear every new week.

very true......cRobo is my friend though

whytediamond:
I wont say a word

@cRobo, the I won't say a word crew is becoming larger every day oooo....do something pls...thanks

MrBrownJay1:
thats also what i said, but sadly, away from the airport, there is supposedly no way for anyone to diagnose an infected person probably....and you could do the test by yourself today....just walk into any Hospital in Nigeria and ask if they have COVID-19 test kit... as gragra247 mentionned



but, isnt it malaria that kills 300K people per year in Nigeria with similar symptoms (fever, sore throat, cough etc) as coronavirus?! isnt it possible that much more people are dying of covid-19 but people misdiagnose it as malaria?

...just trying to ask the right questions here.

food for thought

sexylassie2:
Shut up there.

Do you think your country care about you.

The world are closing their borders while your country border is still open accepting foreigners from corona prone countries and you think in your head that people aren't infected already.

Those that got in close contact with the Italian, do you think, they were able to trace all.

As a wise one said

Prevention is better than cure

Only a fool won't take precautions now

you have a point, only that the manner of detailing the point is faulty. I have thought about it severally myself and still can't understand why we don't have an emergency just yet.

Most Nigerians can't even stay one week at home without running out of basic essentials and most importantly, funds. Even the method that the world is using to fight this(i.e., lockdown), is not sustainable in the long run unless a cure or a vaccine is found.

I guess for now the best thing to do is to keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.

Angelfrost:
Just look at fear and panic reeking all over this thread and forum... It's kinda amusing!!!

Even the ones who always claim to be "Alpha" males and females are quaking in their boots!!!

One of them even had the gall to term her fellow countrymen "walking corpses"!!! Just negodu!!!

Not one person so far has the brain or presence of mind to calmly point out possibilities of breaking the infection chain... Can you all see why this world is currently in chaos??! Just the slightest thing, everyone loses his sh*t!!! Pathetic!!!

you are absolutely correct

cRobo:
No I won't

Stop begging me to say a word

am so sorry. I won't beg again

cRobo:
I won't say a word

not even a little? You don't have to say much

YorubaKinging:
Everything Is working together for a greater good

which greater good? The only greater good politicians know is their pockets

0m0nnakoda:
He can construct in Yoruba which is enough in Lagos State
How many legislators in England can construct sentences in Yoruba?

abi

Offpoint:
I don't have anything reasonable to say right now, maybe later.


As a graphic designer, I Dedicate this to lala


To those professors insulting me about cinema and lala spellings, contact me for graphics jobs and see if I'll mispell when money is involve.

ELENU!!!! you get mouth

fineboynl:
low self esteem and inferiority complex is your problem. I'm tired why Nigerians makes so much noise on the internet. have you seen other Africans like Senegalese making noise claiming mane? over look things and grow up. see him as a good player and from Africa.

he has every right to be proud of a Nigerian player .......

Omnivalent:
it suprised me, when a blogger from kenya claimed that ighalo was the first kenyan to play for manchester united.
on reading it, i peed on mah pants.
laugh be wan kill me.
ighalo... ighalo... i just thank God you 've got a pure Nigerian name.

they say success has many friends. Even the Kenyans are interested, lol. But you sef wetin carry you go Kenyan blogger side?

ogbonti:
truth is Nigerian guys in Nigeria dont respect themselves - In the western world women practically beg you for sex

in Nigeria u see men going bankrupt just to make a girl let them fv ck and that has to do with a lot of inferiority complex

it defies the laws of economics that says "where supply rises demand falls" the supply of kpekus far exceeds the availability of gbola

Nigerian men are like eskimos - in the midst of abundant ice- BUT unlike eskimos, we are so willing to buy ice

I have said it time and time again that IF every naija man is like me- no girl will drink even a free malt on a man's head in Nigeria

the ladies will spend on me like crazy just to get laid -


lastly - i got baptized when i just arrived America decades ago - JUST FRESH FROM NIGERIA i was spending like crazy on this cute chic close to

my apartment complex - one day she sat me down and asked me, why are u always trying to buy me things? I looked at her rather confused

i thought she should be glad that i am spending on her - she concluded , whatever u want from me - i need it more from you - u dont have to do

all these and that is what nigerian guys do - they dont respect their wallet and i dont like that - THAT EXPERIENCE CHANGED ME FOREVER!!!

#my newest best friend

Goovo:
wetin wema do you na

hahahahaha...guy you no go understand

tobicool:
Epic! @Bolded.

I hardly think of sex and now I know why.

hahahaha! Davish222 got you, didn't he?

gypsey:
who gives a shiit!! i would fu ck any female as long as they are not 60 years old or a minor or a family member. any female from 20 years old to 50 years old i would fu ck, from married women, prostitutes or so called girlfriends I would fu ck!



so far i have fu cked nearly 155 women some of them i cannot even remember their names or their faces, i don't need to remember their names or faces.


Fu cking is what my dick is made for, i will carry on fu cking until my dick falls off and stop working, fu cking is good if humans fu cked themselves more often we wouldn't have time to hate each other. fu cking can heal the world of hatreds. so let's get fu cking and stop arguing and fighting.

jeez! You are so f.ucked up mehn.

lexy2014:
U only heard. U didn't see. So u can't verify d authenticity of what u heard

punchline!!!

pocohantas:
Wema?



How exactly do you think this can EVER happen?

yes Wema! Some of their transactions and processes can be really slow. I have a couple of friends complaining about them regularly.

pocohantas:
Wema bank started off as a regional bank. So their operations which seemed distressed to a lot of people, was well within the scope of their license. They are a national bank now though, but these things take time. 4-5yrs isn’t enough for their operations to get robust, not when they already carry the tag of “Yoruba bank”.

The FBN you are asking to swallow them would crash if you remove government backing. FBN is only lucky that FG would NEVER allow it go under. Like FBN, like Interswitch.

but personally I think that any bank that intends to grow rapidly and sustain growth, should look at the GT Bank model and simply do copy and paste....the came with a game plan and have religiously stuck to it.

The interesting part of it was that, they were one referred to as 'students bank'. That has changed though

pocohantas:
Wema bank started off as a regional bank. So their operations which seemed distressed to a lot of people, was well within the scope of their license. They are a national bank now though, but these things take time. 4-5yrs isn’t enough for their operations to get robust, not when they already carry the tag of “Yoruba bank”.

The FBN you are asking to swallow them would crash if you remove government backing. FBN is only lucky that FG would NEVER allow it go under. Like FBN, like Interswitch.

I like your points. Though dat bank can frustrate somebody Sha!

Davash222:
My love,
Why are you so pained? You missed your period??

hahahahaha! I did not even see this one before. U dis guy sef

Davash222:
My good friend, good morning.

good morning to you too. I just opened this particular thread only to see you dropping dope punchlines upandan. Na wa for you oooo

Davash222:
I used HARDLY cos of men like you.

Davish222, the one-line punchliner...u get mouth

Fortuna2:
As far as I'm concerned, men are too cheap. It takes extra discipline for a full ass grown man to reject sexual advances especially from cute chicks like us .QED.

cute chick? I don hear

What about Wema Bank? First Bank help us swallow Wema Bank pls,

Finally! I think the Chinese are right. America indeed took this virus to China. Or how else can one explain the fact that Trump, who has been in close contact with a number of infected persons in the last couple of days, has not been infected himself?...

The answer is simple: Trump has the vaccine or the cure

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ArmaniUhuru:
Say that damn shitt one more time!

it's becoming clear that slawormir has a lot of fans

MrMcJay:
That paragraph 10 is a brutal innuendo. Sanusi's removal is a shame to the entire North. Their traditional rulers have become glorified employees.

Paragraph 14 is a veiled threat to settle the matter through customary means. That is pregnant with meaning. Fayemi has a PhD in War studies from the University of London. He needs to calm down before they sit on his matter.

guy u get sense...I like your paragraph to paragraph understanding of the whole thing...he who has ears let him hear.

InspireWealthB:
If America, China and the whole of Europe with all their scientific advancement haven't been able to understand the full origin and behaviour of this small virus, how then were they able to understand something as complex as the universe and the origin of other creations?

How were these people able to convince us about the origin of the earth, man and others, when they cannot vividly tell from which animal exactly this particular virus came?

You can provide "imaginary" proofs for the origin of the universe and man outside of a creator (God), but you cannot explain a small virus as this.

the thing sef tire me ooo.....GOD is the creator of the whole universe....HE is the owner of the world's secrets..