₦airaland Forum

ojun50:
The girl fine die
I mean d refurbish pix

J111333:
Because money dey?
Will you say the same thing if I show you pic of my own girlfriend who dey use kitchen knife barb my hair now for our face me I face you compound?

Jokerman:
I hear Ronaldo is the first footballer to hit the billion mark....

Ronaldo suppose con see as I dey support am for Nairaland, then touch my pocket...make my case no be like buharist for here

Goalnaldo:
how far my guy

Blackfire:
Imagine.



One wife, 60 troubles



Two wives.........??

Staphylococcus:
Should be Abia State.


Please don't quote me, I am not feeling fine.

ismoney:
It is pathetic that some persons will only be thinking and wishing evil to others and their nation. It would be easier to pray for wisdom and honesty in management of the funds that allowing damages to be done to lives and then culpable persons probed. God bless Nigeria.

chuksbaby:
It shall be well with everyone


before this virus go reduce, men for house go done grow rough beards.

use this opportunity to lean some skills online and making it big

Hustle Smart

evergreen9:
Did they beg Toyota for the 400 units of Camry 2020 model and RAV4 2020 model that they ordered last week?

fieryy:
All these guys saying they don't like it blablabla... Who asked you? I love love waist beads. In fact I ordered my first yesterday and patiently waiting for its arrival.

dairykidd:
She's not joking bro. I usually cut it off of them while i fvck them. So the last babe that wore it while i was done fvcking i asked just to even hear. She said exactly the same thing that girl said. I pretended to understand. After the second show i just placed my hands on it,ignored her plea and wham... destroyed it. U need to see weeping

Jackyboy:
Our transformer come spoil for this corona transformation period...... Nepa officials say they are sitting at home.

How do we stock our houses without light..... I've 2 soups, Beans, jollof rice and stew for fridge....I want make yam porridge this morning join.......kai

Never mention fresh meat, and perishables

Just burnt 2k fuel till dawn.......sleeping alone without kpekus

Riversman is kongified........

Ayoefa:
Wailers still gonna wail anyway. Happy wailing folks.

GreatResearcher:
Tell God god that I say 'Bleep him'

SenatorJnr02:
Idioko! Eyeneka.

SenatorJnr02:
The best comment of them all! Don't mind the idiot op, let Buhari come out physically, we Nigerians will show him love. Odiok ono Buhari!

BUSHHUNTER:
Person run from Lagos enter Enugu..Corona don dey Enugu now












I never hear any single case from core north...shey I no go go one village for Jigawa like dis

iammo:
will the world ever recover from all this

ignis:
Please is it God that said it or T. B. JOSHUA?

franchasng:
All the rich and affluent Nigerians should be mandated to make a donation to help poor Nigerians and to help Nigeria recover from the effects of this global pandemic when the pandemic is over very soon.

Dangote ought to donate at least $1billion to Nigerians at this perilous time, because the money he has today is Nigerian peoples' commonwealth past and present Nigerian leaders entrusted with him through various policies (FOREX waivers, tax waivers, monopoly, etc), direct and indirect contracts. Dangote should make that donation now because time is running out, and he should never dare make the donation to Kano state or Northeast or Northwest like he always do because his wealth came from Nigerians, especially from Niger Delta



1.) Dangote - $1billion

2.) Otedola - $50million

3.) Cosmos Maduka - $20million

4.) Arthur Eze - $10million

5.) Tony Elumelu - $60million

6.) Jim Ovia - $10million

7.) Bola Tinubu - $40million

8.) Leo Stan Eke - $10million

9.) Mrs Alakija - $60million

10.) Mohammed Indimi - $60million

and the list continues like that......


this is what they must do, FG should setup a committee to start the donation asap, because Nigeria need the fund to stimulate the economy back to normal after this whole global pandemic if not, Nigeria's economy will crumble after the pandemic is over and $ may rise to $1 = NGN700.




NOTE:
Nigerians should not panic much because coronavirus is a virus that thrive in mostly cold weather and climate regions. Nigerian being a tropical country will not witness a wide spread and death like other countries. If you ever contract the virus, stay calm, make sure you take hot shower everyday you return back to your home.


Drink more of hot drinks, warm water and do away with cold drinks and cold food. Eat your meals when hot.


Boil clean water and add some menthol or balm in the water and inhale through your nostrils everyday.


Stop using AC in your car or at home, go out and take sunlight to warm your body. What has been saving Nigerians is our warm weather not any precaution. Stay calm, coronavirus will soon be over, we should be focusing on how to handle the economy recession that will follow after this global pandemic, because coronavirus will soon go!!

ayusco85:
Only smart people will take advantage of this pandemic and get married behind closed doors

backnbeta:
He went to China amidst the corona pandemic, and your idiotic brain did not tell you to isolate him in your state? Why must he stay in Lagos? So, you prefer he infects Lagosians, forgetting you also have so many of your people in Lagos! Why do we have selfish and wicked leaders? Why?

Goodgod213:
Someone said I’m not surprised Buhari tested Negative, Nothing can grow in him - not ideas, not innovations, not even Viruses

nwakibie3:
Lol

No more lies to tell as usual

IronPant:
I do not intend to speak against your belief... But is this the first plague Earth has experienced?
The Spanish flu, that occurred in 1918 - 1920, infected 500 million people (a quarter of the world's population at that time) and killed 50 million people.
Also, the Black Death a.k.a. The Great Bubonic Plague (1346 - 1353) was the worst pandemic recorded in history. It killed about 200 million people.

My point is, there were definitely a lot of people screaming: "The end is near" and "Prepare for rapture". COVID-19's death toll is not yet up to a hundred thousand; and you guys are flooding the social media with these 'rapture warnings'.
I wonder what you lot would do during those previous dark times
No offense, but just take a chill pill and shut it
The least anyone could do right now is to stay home

otipoju:
Lol. Dunce you are !!!

Mr Intergrity that lies,kills and steals more than the devil.
Billions as allocated yearly for Aso rock Clinic gone down the drain...not even a full fledged hospital ooo. Yet they had to go hijack a basic equipment that ALL Nigerian hospitals should have from a public hospital so that he could use.

New York City alone has 7,000 respirators and the governor says they need 35,000 to cope with the crisis.

A who whole Abuja has only 2 respirators and you think your government deserves pity or are concerned about your well being.

Why should I pity a man who has no pity for Nigerians.
Whether he does or lives he deserves absolutely no pity.

Ayoefa:
LMAO, E dey pian this one gannnnnni oh....Go to Aso Rock to find out...ok

Or you can go to Italy or Spain.

luizkyworld:
May God protect our president & all Nigerians from Covid19. May God use this oppurtunity to give us a clean sheet to start afresh. I believe Nigeria will be greater after now

Heavenschild:
This will be a great lesson for them

And I install Inverter systems too...check my signature

nrexzy:
Hehe...
Na now their eye go open...
Make I just pack for one side dey chill with my bestie jack & coke if we die we die... �