₦airaland Forum

Annais:
May 7...Just a day difference

LordPhilip:
lol basically. Hope you're doing good?

Annais:
Yea, I'm good, thanks.
Hope you are too.

LordPhilip:
yeah, I am

C'mon.. SET DA P!!

SpaceTour:
I am more concerned about core APC state that should have been given senior minister.

Nah.. No partisanship in governance, it should be limited to politics.

SpaceTour:
But Buhari gave non APC states senior ministers like Anambra, Bayelsa and even Rivers, also Akwaibom..

Lokpobiri is bayelsa.. he's state minister Agriculture and Rural development.

Ondo got junior minister.. and i'm not surprised. That man is too old and dull for wahala abeg.

Kogi too.. Chai.. after all Ocholi's grammar??

Kemi Adeosun from Ogun state has just been pronounced Minister of Finance. NOI just left few months ago receiving both praises and criticisms from all ends .. now another woman. What's your take on this??

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/nigerias-president-appoints-banker-kemi-112943029.html

Eddygourdo:
Wrong portfolio, a lawyer in works and power? haba

I guess amaechi is a danfo driver then?

And ngige is a HR expert?

Hahahahaha.. The Cable just goofed!!

Fashola, carry go!

artmedia:
All these yarns from Scarlet, Cashme and Vantage don't really hold waters though. Granted not all 'sauces' might be solid, but to base your decision on the fact that they claimed January resumption and November medicals, and its not looking likely, doesn't quite cut it. Several factors always make initial propositions change. I mean even NLNG official correspondence that is the mother of all 'sauces' sent us a mail in December that we were going to do AC end of Q1, and that they will get in touch with us early Q1. We did not hear from them till very late Q1, and we didn't start our AC till late Q2. Why? Cos factors affected their initial plans. Which is the same happening with this now.

Ultimately sha, guys have reached that level where we don't really care much for 'sauces' anymore. But this is not because they are giving wrong info, it's just cos NLNG themselves are facing stuff that keeps making them quite indecisive and we wont blame the so-called sauces for this.

When they are ready to call, we would be here. But they'll do well to at least communicate something as people need to make so many decisions based on the outcome of this exercise. 2+ yrs for a single recruitment, NLNG which way?


SHALOM!

After all these your plenty defence.. what is your sauce saying??

I ought not to ask though, but hell I'm asking!

Well now that you are divorced and happy, will you make heaven?

Will you marry again even though your husband is still alive??

How will you advise those who make you their role models as regards marriage??

What's your share in percentage in BLW after the divorce?

How could you look so ravishingly beautiful even without a husband?

I'm not judging you, you made the choice you felt was best. I wish you all the best!

vantage7:
I know. I know that perhaps only 1 in 10 of those sources are actually capable of giving reliable info. Just didn't want to come down hard on them for the sake of the genuine ones, if any at all. And you know that with the way this recruitment team has been miserly with official info and updates through this unusually long process (except for the "late Q1 2015" update and then the notification of its postponement), we could've used a bit of reliable side info. I said "could've" because like I said, apparently for most of us now, it doesn't matter as much. They should just do their thing. We'll be here when they decide to call on us.

Some might not be here anymore.. some might have gone to Austria and some, Saudi Aramco!

nicerichard05:
[size=20pt]just one year and una pikin don big like this < that mean u Phuck am before una marry and u even give am nine months assignment. lol

anyway its non of my business, what else can i say but to say a very big congratulations to you two. [/size]

Did you even read the piece??

How is a 2-month old baby conceived before Nov 8, 2014.. huh?

vickylala239:
Mehn this is crious Ohh .

Run to pastor n leave that guy

Run to pastor

Whatever happened to 'Run to Jesus'?

Vicotex:
I knew before i clicked that a Yoruba is involved.
Yoruba people, blood sucking vampires

Ode.. Where you see 'yoruba' for here?

Mr Osuporu flogs like his life depends on it with that his deceptive. straight face.. you don't know when he's angry and when he's happy.

Dishes out SLAPS of life too. Slap that will make you forget where you were sitting before.

Abeg.. ACA!! Integritas!!

Maybe it would have been cool if the pictures showed the seller's details.. so as to flag them red when next we enter that store.

Nice one though.

Only if we celebrate brains as much as we do 'beauty', Nigeria will be a better place.

PS: Beauty in this context is just a consolation to 'real beauty', the one free of plenty pancakes and mascaras and it's so clear you don't have to part the two legs to see it.

Congratulations sir.

Now dem don do PTO for page 200. Shey na to dey pursue 300 now ba?
Hmm... t***d nd c*****2014, oya takeover!

Keneking:
Didn't anybody see my post on the 27th October (11am) on this scoreline

No, Sorry!

sexyjob:
you can do it alone, just keep on posting

Only one guy has that kinda natural craze... 200pages na beans.
A 5-lettercharacter name starting with a 't'.

ladyF:
errrmmm....I prefer to be unhappy on the 6ft double king size bed, definitely better than the 2"6" single bed or even mat sef

Quote of the day ---> "Money can't buy happiness but it is more comfortable to cry in a Bugatti than on a bicycle"

hehe.... E b lik say Ur FTC ministry don go moribund.

kayceekels:
Everyone now thinks that NLNG is the place to wake up happy. My brothers and sisters in the LORD. A lot of you will still wake up in LNG unhappy just after few months of working there. Just as you were happy in the few months of your old Job and got dissatisfied along the way, the same thing will still be replicated here. Until you reach the point of self enlightenment where you get to understand that being happy is a choice you have to make irrespective of circumstance.

On another Note
There might be a difference between waking up unhappy on a 2ft 6inches single spring bed and waking up unhappy on a 6ft double king size bed.
Which bed do you want to wake up unhappy on? The choice is yours. Make it.

The NLNG wait can turn you into many things. Jesu!!!!!! After the reggae, u know what to do..........

what to do is put the reggae on repeat... No time for blues.

Igbo girls everywhere...

It seems truly the beautiful ones are not yet born or dem no gree 'pay their dues'
Kwara nd lagos own wan spoil my evening sha... Buh E no go work!

forkadict:
Many thanks bro.

Thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks...

Bro, i'm ecstatic! Like a baby that has had his dream toy bought for him by his mum.

Omo men, no food for me till next week. I will print many copies of the invitation letter. If hungry dey catch me, na to chop one copy of the letter.

So looking forward to meeting you great minds in Bonny.

lol... Have your medicals first o before starting your paper diet.
BTW, does it look like you people's medicals will be concluded this month?

forkadict:
Invitation for medicals received.

We find you reach here oh. Congrats man!

prelinctus:
Oga, what proof does nlng have that recent commenters here were part of the assessment centre? For all you know, a group of people that got eliminated at the first stage may decided to keep posting trash about nlng just for fun. Having said that, your logic, as well as, prinzofparis' is inherently flawed.

The way i see it, 'commenters' will have nothing to comment about (sense or nonsense) if the process is brought to an abrupt end (without a waiting list).
It's a matter of End the process, End the trash spewing.

...The way i see it anyway.

StringerBell:
In other words, it's at least acceptable to run wild with the things you do have control over...one of which is free speech.
Let ppl vent if they need to, it's healthy. Plus one major driver of change is "a high degree of dissatisfaction with the current situation".
NLNG should be proud that their prospective employees detest mediocrity, from within or without.

Driving change is better done when at least your circle of influence is larger than your shirt button.

Earlier, Somebody beckoned the incoming GTs that'll find themselves in HR to help review and restructure the overly long recruitment process. Everyone here is still a candidate and not an employee, so rants here will not do much.

The wait is getting to us all (in various degrees apparently), keeping calm may be difficult but it's neccessary.

On a lighter mood though; Don't be like Moses!
#anger #promisedland :d

#Godgofinallywin

adob16:
what's the latest from your source.

You mean 'sauce'?

airsaylongcon:
Mehn... The wait is real. Microsoft Outlook set to sync email every 60 seconds

Sometimes u just gotta sync manually.. just to be sure.

wakama6:
one more day gone

One day closer

LooL.. you guys should take a chill pill abeg.

All of una don win.