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TheRealAdonye:
Jesu Kristi

*opens dictionary*

Baba.. I been think say na only me.
@NP.complete; Easy bro, some of us nor too sabi dis language o, we juz dey try ni.

DIKEnaWAR:
I am not a tribalist people; but that is a yoruba teacher.

"Sanusi in is old age"

What's the difference between you and the teacher?
Fowl!

JARUSHUB:
Do not carry this grumpy attitude into interviews O. Interviewers can perceive negative vibes.

OK..point taken. Thank you sir.

airsaylongcon:
Thank you my guy. Regarding the oil price there's a lag between what oil sells for today and what nlng will sell its products for. Their products are priced by averaging the price of benchmark crude for the preceding 6 months. So even if Ìjẹ̀bú garri spirit takes over crude oil today, NLNG no dey feel shishi in their pricing

Congrats my man! We'll strike glasses on even bigger ones. Amen

Does this price change daily taking account of the six preceding months to that day OR changes every six months averaging the six fore-known months (i.e changes twice a year)?
I lean towards the first option though but just to clarify.

JARUSHUB:
Take our quiz,, it might help improve your mood http://www.jarushub.com/take-jarushubs-interview-quiz-for-a-chance-to-win-a-prize/.

Bros.. go rest your belle. Help yourself.

And the unbundling has taken place. 2.I.C, Isa Inuma heads out to head NNPC Corporate Services. Nice!

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/199791-breaking-nigerian-govt-unbundles-state-oil-company-nnpc-7-units.html

JARUSHUB:
Now, this is a very nice joke.

Too bad you're going to be the only one laughing at it.

BlackAlbino6:
Ok thanks. What I read before was a maximum of two and a half pages. But then looking at the requirements of this same job advert, I just managed to trim mine to 2.5 pages.

I just checked the advert up there, I no see anything o. Where u see your own?

BlackAlbino6:
No I deliberately quoted 4 or 5 persons so as to break any communication gap. At least one or two persons must be online to attend to me. Thanks for your quick reply. Sir is a CV of 2.5 pages too much?

Your CV can either be 2 or 3 pages! What tha H is 2.5?

ItsTime4me:
Action na blood

Ahh.. make una stop joor. everybody is our friend.

airsaylongcon:
Àwọn ọ̀tá mí. Enemies enemies enemies. Well sha I go still see am. As for the open eye e get saying for waff "threaten na water.. " warri guys go know the concluding phrase

Make una dey una lane o. I kknow my people, my people know me

NanaF:
Lol. I no fit o.

Well I don't understand your football analogy but like I said, it just doesn't feel right.

And the person I quoted is warning us, in CAPS, hahaha, so it must be a very serious something.

Really, i don't support the insults, never did.

But no b this 'open eye' go change the mind of this red-eyed boys oo. Nor be graduate trainees dey here again o, na papa and mama trainees. E strong o.

Meanwhile, don't mind airsaylongcon o, we wey wan see you Don see you.

Where is tk4rd??

ItsTime4me:
I be wafi pikin. I know wetin u dey yan. But i just need to clear u wetin dey.

U sure?

NanaF:
I totally agree. I know they probably can't trace the individuals behind the insults but it just doesn't seem right. If you get an offer today, you're most likely not going to reject it but go ahead and work for the company you have sooo insulted online.

Oh Nana Nana!!

You just had to... ehn? U no sabi Waka pass?

Well, as for what you said...

Samuel eto'o insulted the life of chelsea and mourinho when he was in Barca, he still still came around to sing OUR anthem and wore the prestigious jersey and scored with it.

Rafa benitez too
Cesc fabregas too... he's throwing the passes in stamford bridge now
No permanent enemies oh nana

'Sit' happens.

dchem:
Having fun reading from you guys. In fact it made the wait less boring. Please keep it coming but remember that words let out can not be taken back. Let love lead.

I doubt if there will be need for it to be taken back. In as much as I don't subscribe to reckless and unruly remarks even on social media, I just really doubt any of the 'ghosts' here will need to retract their words. I hope you geh maa drift.

ladyF:
Time will tell...

Happy weekend folks

Confess! You dey use otumokpo for this thing.

UrennaNkoli:
We can't even sleep without hearing olajumoke. We can't wake without hearing olajumoke. She's just an element of luck and these public noise about her must stop.

Why must it stop? Give me one reason.

If it were you in here shoes, would you wissh it stopped? Ehn?

Na her time biko, it can't last forever. So let her enjoy the fame while it lasts. E nor easy. Your own go come soon, you go see how e dey sweet person.

Zoharariel:
When you watch “Saving Private Ryan” , trust me, you'll hate & discard Pearl Harbour.

Did you see Vin Diesel in that 3rd pic?

Saving Barshar Al-Assad is the dopest!

I'd appreciate a sure link to d/l these two if you have one.

NPComplete:
You can tell someone that has passion for this job; they exude it easily. This guy is a paragon of that passion. It's just a comic irony that NLNG has forced him to express that passion by criticising them on nairaland instead of using it in the company where it is better suited. NLNG, just look at what you've done.

Well observed. And we have dozens more like this being put in the limbo, what I don't know is how long one can hang on to it in the face of this unpleasant circumstance. This fire has been burning for almost quarter of a dozen years now, with only the news of 'still in the race' fueling it. How long will that last?

Truth is more than 80% of us left will jump at this jab when it finally lands; the Super-employed, gainfully employed, just-employed, under-employed and of course the unemployed ones. But will the jumping be induced by the more important reasons other than the 'kishi'.?

The long 'unexplained' delay might have made business sense, but I doubt if it's taking a good toll on the psychology/mental disposition on the 'soon to be' employed 'future of the company'. I can only hope the well crafted induction/orientation programs will be able to effectively right the wrongs to a safe state.

#Goddey

Explorers, please put 'viewer discretion' or 'graphic photos'. Not everybody has the stomach to view this images without it disturbing them

Zoharariel:
I think you need to watch “Saving Private Ryan”.

Maybe I need to. I'd just add it to my dd/l queue then.

pamcode:
BLACK HAWK Down isnt really that graphic now tho there were parts that were emotional. Nice film tho still have it

Not really about graphics; story, plots, effects, etc. Lone Survivor was a close one though, but I still give it to Black hawk down.

258, 259, 260, 261..., 300

Uchboggy:
So people still remember what happened on their AC day with so much precision?Hmmm thats brilliant o...me I don't remember jack mehn

Well I can remember the woman who checked us in at the lobby and the woman who moderated programs on my AC day were opposites of each other! One was so homely and ever smiling .. and one was purely the opposite. Don't ask me which o.

I also think I had a slight crush on one of my assessors ... at the sight of the ring on her finger though , it watered down

#momentoftruth

coolio2014:
Easy easy! Ya'll will ask for information on one hand and then drive away the sources when they do give whatever information they have been privy to. That an information is "wrong" doesn't mean it really is, you have probable misunderstood the message the informer was trying to pass across.

Do you 'understand' the message the informer was trying to pass across?

coolio2014:
Easy easy! Ya'll will ask for information on one hand and then drive away the sources when they do give whatever information they have been privy to. That an information is "wrong" doesn't mean it really is, you have probable misunderstood the message the informer was trying to pass across.

Do you 'understand' the message the informer wa trying to pass across?

48 pages to the sacred 300. With episodes like this, that should come in no time.

Who's the next kaitung? Let us know the next QMD, let those who wants to keep their bloods hot continue, it will tell on their medical results.

Oga forkadict, chop ebure abeg! You know say u be Oga now, no allow one aspiring 'omo-ise' to unruffle you. biko.

forkadict:
For the first paragraph, even if you had anything against me, how would that remove a strand of hair from my head

Really? I guess in your twisted dictionary, criticism is the same as false accusation like @prelinctus did. Or criticism is making a perverted comparison like you compared a JJC with an 'omo onile.'

In summary, any wait worth waiting is worth waiting well. And let the reason for the waiting be patience and not a tool to come here and make insane comparisons.

As for the last paragraph, the advise is coming too late. Like I told @prelinctus, there will be no further mention from me on this issue. So as the self appointed spokesperson for the non Christians, please convey my sincere apologies and ask them to worry no more.

Father, let your will be done in our lives.

Talk about paying back in in one's own coin. Such parlance!

I've paid keen attention to all 'info' here, be it in cryptic encryptions, french, spanish, egberi or whatever form we've had it. I take them serious, I look forward to it, but if doesn't work out, I just rub it off my mind and look forward to the next info, just like my guy 'crown is my own'. It's fun o, more like sports... of the mind. Why, cos I believe no one here is obligated to bring info, they all are doing it for a reason (care or just to play games on people's minds). Whichever it is, alabukun or Glucose D, use Pepsi swallow the thing go down. Everybody cannot play ball to your court!

It's just really a pity how folks now count courtesy and showing respect the same as a$$ licking. Well, I no sabi quarrel, so I go just stop here.

Isn't it funny how a girl claims he doesn't have any feelings for a guy, but gets jealous and angry when this guy moves on another girl?
Shebi the info 'has no effect on the exercise', e no suppose cause quarrel na. Well, all of una Don win sha.

Errrmmm.. artmedia, Shebi 'this week is the week'?

kolexepana:
Maybe your friend is a dullard, try that with me.

You really need to learn how to talk on social media. Your education should reflect in you.

What if I try it with you and you fail to decipher it, what does that make you?

biazarre:
I tink u shuld give it a trier, who kns?? might b ur lucky day!!! buh make more enquires...

So much for your education.

arhziz:
i'm not assuming bro, if i can't do it after seeing u do it 10 times, i'll throw in the towel, it only takes me 2 trials to crack a 9x9 pattern. it's wat i do

A helicopter pilot who flies well making claim he can fly a commercial plane successfully even when he has never mounted a cockpit before..

Let me know after your first try with it. BB10 devices are not so difficult to find.