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Programming / Re: 10 Computer Pranks You Should Try At Work [Ways to get fired] by Djtm(m): 10:30pm On Aug 18, 2014
elvis10ten:
6.Fake Format

Fake Format mirrors the Windows "Format" functionality. Once the program is started, no matter which buttons are chosen, the program simulates formatting the specified drive. The user is unable to stop, interrupt, or cancel this format. Once the fake formatting is complete, the standard Windows format summary appears. Upon closing this summary screen the program can be exited.

lol. mehn! Someone can die of heart attack with this you know?

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TV/Movies / Re: Naruto Information by Djtm(m): 12:01am On Aug 18, 2014
Tosyn007:

A trial will shatter your thinking
I hope so.. undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Naruto Information by Djtm(m): 9:30pm On Aug 17, 2014
Are you guys living under etisalat mast or something? The max I get with mtn during the day is 400kBps and 700kBps during the night. I don't think etisalat is any better.
Programming / Re: A Thread For Nigerian Cloud Engineers - Prospective And Practising by Djtm(m): 11:04pm On Aug 16, 2014
dhtml18: @Jeffflo, make sure that post carries along people like me that am a medical doctor that writes code as a hobby - due to all this strike and the way health-care is going in Nigeria, I might as well port instead of attempting to lead a dual-life.
what? Dhtml is a doctor?? Na wa o. shocked don't tell me you're still practicing,
Programming / Re: A Thread For Nigerian Cloud Engineers - Prospective And Practising by Djtm(m): 11:03pm On Aug 16, 2014
dhtml18:
Am with you on that one brother. And web development in itself has many legs if you know what you are doing.
Yeah, true. I saw a woman who specializes in html forms.
Health / Re: Government Vows Not To Recall Sacked Doctors by Djtm(m): 10:33pm On Aug 16, 2014
phantom: story!!! jonathan has played his trump card. unintelligent man! akin to a carpenter who has only a hammer in his tool box and as such sees a nail in every problem. when he sobers up, he knows where to find the doctors........

bunchajokers!
Find who? I hope you don't mean for treatment cos if Jona sneezes, it'll be on his jet on the way to a hospital in germany.

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Programming / Re: Are Programmers Born Or Made? by Djtm(m): 4:00pm On Aug 14, 2014
MizMyColi: One Thing Though.

I find it hard uploading an image.

I type in a file name and .jpg but it doesn't work angry

Anyone Please?
on NL or your site?
TV/Movies / Re: Naruto Information by Djtm(m): 10:33am On Aug 14, 2014
SageNaruto: I don't knw why u guys r condemning one piece after d 1st few episodes, wen clearly it was d same wit Naruto... Hw many peeps here can say they got hooked on Naruto b4 d 1st major battle? Regarding d storyline of one piece, I hav to say it makes more sense dan Naruto's IMO... And I don't understand hw a story abt ninjas would be more realistic dan dat of pirates?!
Naruto sucked at first. As in, really sucked! I just kept watching due to it's reputation. Naruto was just one annoying _stupid brat with little or no common sense. I really don't like watching _stupid people on tv (except its comedy). I mean life is filled with them why should I watch them on screen again. But the dude that gave me naruto said it was interesting so I kept watching. The episodes got better and better and better and now I'm still watching despite all the inconsistences. smiley
Family / Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Djtm(m): 3:20am On Aug 14, 2014
ottizz:

Mine are arranged thus, 0-10, 11-20, 20-30, 30-40, 41-50, 51-100, 101-200, 201-500, 501-700, 701-1000, 1001-2000, etc. The shape of the pattern has never changed all through my life.
Glad to know there are others like me. cry cry cry cry cry
Webmasters / Re: I Need A Social Network Developer Or Script Ilke Facebook by Djtm(m): 1:58am On Aug 14, 2014
Na wa o! shocked shocked shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Hilarious Text Messages From Parents by Djtm(m): 1:50am On Aug 14, 2014
Most of these were made up. They never happened in real life.

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Family / Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Djtm(m): 9:08pm On Aug 13, 2014
ottizz:

Very true on making calculations easy. Could be why I am good with numbers, or maybe not. Do you have pattern with other things, or just numbers? The months appear in a spatial form to me. When I discuss a particular month with someone I am always staring at the month in question. I react the same way with days of the week.
Exactly!!!! I see numbers, months, years. On the contrary, I thought I was the only one experiencing it.
Family / Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Djtm(m): 9:06pm On Aug 13, 2014
ottizz: Wonder if anyone here also have synesthesia. I have number form and spatial sequence synesthesia. Discovered it last year. I had always thought that numbers appear in a particular pattern to everyone, until last year. For example, when I need to add two numbers , I do the addition visually by grabbing the numbers from the unchanging numerical arrangement. I understand this is a unique attribute of introverts.
I do too. Numbers are sorta arranged in my head 0-10are in a particular order, 11-100,101-1000,1000-10000 and so on. Same goes for years. 1900-1990,1991-2000,2001-2010,2011-2014.
Webmasters / Re: Thinking About A *REPUTATION* Button For Nairalanders by Djtm(m): 11:34pm On Aug 05, 2014
hilaryiwens05: Hmmm...wen u say our, it gat me tink, are u part of d board. If u remove treading,recent,new, it will make a lot of sense cus since I have been on nairaland...I haven't used dose button
No, I was just being sarcastic.
Programming / Re: Lagos Github Meetup by Djtm(m): 11:33pm On Aug 05, 2014
Hahaha. Lmao cheesy. Dhtml is running an infinite loop on the registration page.
Webmasters / Re: Thinking About A *REPUTATION* Button For Nairalanders by Djtm(m): 10:18pm On Aug 05, 2014
No thanks. Our developers are more concerned with innovative ideas like shortening the navigation links on the top of the page.
Science/Technology / Re: Internet Facts And Statistics by Djtm(m): 10:07pm On Aug 05, 2014
Domain names were free until 1995.

For every "normal" webpage, there are four _porn webpages.

15% of pupils (US survey) in 2014 have tried out drugs compared to 30% in 2002. This is attributed to internet use. Basically what they're trying to say is that we're producing more internet addicts that drug addicts.

An internet addict is someone who spends more than 6 hours a day online, not doing anything important, regularly for 3 or more months.
Science/Technology / Re: Area 51 - The Mystery by Djtm(m): 9:57pm On Aug 05, 2014
Area 51 is a game (that was what came to my mind when I saw this thread)
Programming / Re: Lagos Github Meetup by Djtm(m): 9:40pm On Aug 05, 2014
Always seeing new dhtml monikers everyday. Na wa o.
TV/Movies / Re: Naruto Information by Djtm(m): 12:09pm On Aug 05, 2014
Tosyn007:

I also made a comment on the picture that the interpretation on the anime differs, so Djtm might have been making reference to the anime.
Yh, I was refering to the anime.
Webmasters / Re: Amazon Kindle is making us money from our hardwork by Djtm(m): 11:42am On Aug 05, 2014
Hahaha Nigerians don't wanna write books. Give them a site where they'll get to post referal links about and watch them flood this thread.
TV/Movies / Re: Naruto Information by Djtm(m): 10:58pm On Aug 04, 2014
rapmike: Where and When did he say this?
When he was lecturing obito about kakashi's hard life.
TV/Movies / Re: Naruto Information by Djtm(m): 10:09pm On Aug 04, 2014
rapmike: Whats ur proof that White Fang was above the Sannins.
Minato mentioned it.
Webmasters / Re: Is It True That PHP Is An Ugly Language? If So, What Are The Alternatives? by Djtm(m): 10:00pm On Aug 04, 2014
^It's been a while.
Programming / Re: Dev Center:a Community For Nigerian Designers/developers To Discover Each Other by Djtm(m): 9:48pm On Aug 04, 2014
Cool.
That's all I have to say for now.
Programming / Re: Why Do Nigerians Adore Hardware But Despise Software and its Makers? by Djtm(m): 9:38pm On Aug 04, 2014
That's because people can see hardware. Why would a Nigerian pay for something he can't see huh?
Programming / Re: Sometimes, Startup Acquisition Isnt Success by Djtm(m): 9:32pm On Aug 04, 2014
For each of those successful startups you posted up there, there were 1000 which folded up. I get your drift tho.
Health / Re: Why Ebola Remains Incurable –UK Doctor by Djtm(m): 9:20pm On Aug 04, 2014
mezebel: making sense for the first time...
huh? First time? Have we met?
TV/Movies / Re: Naruto Information by Djtm(m): 6:35pm On Aug 04, 2014
MadCow1:


Kakashi Average?! grin

Really?!

Someone who was once considered for the Position of Hokage is average?!

lol.. grin


kakashi’s father was as infamous as the legendary sannin, he’s the student
of the fourth hokage, he’s a genius along with shikamaru, his taijutsu was
better than lee’s pre time skip, sense of smell better than kiba’s pre time
skip, he was capable of utilizing the sharingan and even awakened the
mangekyo despite not being an uchiha, he still has over 1,000 jutsu he
copied using the sharingan and his battle experience is top fucking notch
considering his age, his experience in anbu, and fighting in two wars. he
may not be as strong as a lot of other stupidly overpowered characters, but
he is *definitely* not weak. be you a kakashi hater or not, this is an
undeniable fact.
He said chakra wise.!!!!!

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