₦airaland Forum

Olarewajub: It seems that most introvert are funny and with a good sense of humour. They tend to exhibit this trait when they are in the means of their close associates.

teemy: "Cut"! got me going. after heeya i did not feel for Jiraiya when he pianed.

Javanian: As far as a computer is capable of satisfying my needs, i would use it, be it 10MB ram or 10GB ram.

teemy: e.g how did you feel when you found out that itachi was used or when eva revealed to Big Boss in Snake Eater that the master he killed was acting on orders like itachi?

blueyedgeek: How far have we come with Javascript?

Yesterday I crashed my browser while using the while loop (pun intended). I forgot to add the decrement operator inside the code block and it took me a while (again, pun intended) to figure it out.

Good morning peeps.

solutions2itech: QUOTE- The only change we need in Africa is to reunite our dreams and coming as 1 to do that

DharkPoet: That is the deploring status quo of the Nigerian tertiary education! 500L senior colleagues looked confused when the lecturer was teaching for loops using C++ in class, but believe me when I tell you that even the lecturer was confusing himself.

spikesC: I got the opportunity to lay my hands on the internet and web design handout.
It was a series of webpages from an old website that teach web designing.
You can see the click here texts, the website address on every page. Infact to cut the whole story short, it was a simple CTRL + A, CTRL + C, CTRL + P.

Most textbooks in the Nigerian Universities are ebooks found online, they will print it as is, without any edits, and put their passport at the back with their biography and claim they wrote the book.

In most of the text books, you'll see watermarked images as the front image

Infact, it was so weird that there was an exact textbook used in UNN and also used in ESUT but with differient back covers and differient authors


All these so called textbooks are sold between 1500 and 3000. The students must buy it because the lecturer will give you a mark for it. Infact, the earlier you buy the higher the mark

When you buy the textbook, you'll receive a serial number. You must write the serial number on assignment and quiz you write, else, it won't be marked

asalimpo: two sentences of contradctions and tautology. Wrong definitions all d way.

spikesC: ESUT teach qbasic in 2nd semester, 100L and fortran in 1st semester 200L.
internet and web design in final year

DharkPoet: Well we were taught Qbasic in our 200L, Computer Engineering, if that counts.

GideonG: In Nigeria they are still teaching Basic Programming language in introductory computer science.
We are so 1979! They world has moved forward.

Sircomeference: Name: Seyi Ajayi
Sex: Male
Language(s): Html, js, css and a little PHP

Lordseyad: Even if you do Money ritual, your money cant reach that amount...

hilaryiwens05: . I was just woken up by a call from the guy who his boss gave him money to get a website for the company and he indeed got one but received a sack letter if he did not get a more appealing website in 48hrs. He spend 5k and ate the rest.

asalimpo: @djtm
any1 can sell ads but not every1 can strt and create d most popular nigerian website and make a decent living doing so.
Takes an enterpreneurial mind to do tht.

An enterprenuer is a person who can turn opportunity into profit.

fattbabakay: so Y does he sell Ads?

Nastydroid: alert!('nastydroid is here');

hilaryiwens05: And u tink if I know it...I will tell u