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Health / Re: What Are The Side Effects Of Penis Enlargement, My Babe Is Complaining Of My Siz by Dlapezzi(m): 2:52pm On Apr 12, 2023
Hehehe
Drella:


There is an unpopular herb that you can drink over a period of 1 year,the size will increase tremendously.
If you have reached your desired size,you must stop the herb immediately!

It doesn't really have much disadvantage like other penis enlargers out there.
The only side effect is that your sperm won't be able to produce a child.
Career / Re: What Is Your Experience As A 3rd Class Graduate by Dlapezzi(m): 2:55pm On Jan 05, 2023
Go and get a skill!, This way you wouldn't have to do interview
dniceguy1:
[b][/b]hey guys,
Although, we know that "life goes on " as they say, but some life challenges doesn't seems go with these rules,or let's say it does, but after some hurdles,
So, let's share our experiences as a 3rd class graduate.
.............
Mine is a little bit funny cos after one or two interviews with stories that touches, I think life is about to end,
Although, still in search for job WITH ZERO HOPE but I STILL thank God for his plans for my life.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Apologises, Promises Another Show In Ghana by Dlapezzi(m): 10:07pm On Dec 11, 2022
Naso
Politics / Re: Fact Check: Are Bishops, Pastors Who Attended Shettima's Unveiling Fake? by Dlapezzi(m): 4:55am On Jul 22, 2022
Oga rest, they are all fake.....ahan what's wrong with y'all

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Travel / Re: How I Started My Tricycle (Keke) Business & How Much I Make In A Day (Photo) by Dlapezzi(m): 5:06pm On Jan 08, 2022
Whats the duration for the higher purchase
Utibiano:

Hire purchase is the best... If you want a daily retuns wit out issue then you should also get one n drive wit the person that's were you get ur money wit out complain... That's Wat I do...
Price tag for new Keke now is1millon 5thousansd so hire purchase Will be at 1.6 1.7 ...
Crime / Re: Insecurity: UK Govt Warns Citizens Against Travelling To 12 States In Nigeria by Dlapezzi(m): 10:56am On Oct 18, 2021
How much
centilad:
cool Surveillance Cameras available for your Shop Office Apartment
Politics / Re: Sound Sultan Was Kind, Lived An Exemplary Life – Buhari by Dlapezzi(m): 4:09pm On Jul 12, 2021
Bubu ;this is Sound Sultan and not Sultan Of Sokoto 8 grin
Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo: Pregnancy Has Messed Up My Life Beautifully by Dlapezzi(m): 8:40am On Mar 22, 2021
Oxymoron
Jumlek2411:
Messed up? I don't seem to understand the grammar here oooo.

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Education / Re: Pictures Of Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka by Dlapezzi(m): 6:55am On Jun 04, 2020
Op, why you no show us pictures from Science Village?

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Romance / Re: Should I Marry A Girl That Pierced Her Nose And Has Multiple Earrings? by Dlapezzi(m): 8:57am On Dec 09, 2019
First of all, discover the attributes you need in a woman then u will realise how irrelevant this question is to us!

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Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore Has Been Rearrested By DSS by Dlapezzi(m): 12:35pm On Dec 06, 2019
Pls can u remove El-Zakzaky' name, that Mallam' case is another scam
Paperwhite:
shocked Nigeria is doomed.The upgraded version of the full fledged tyranny of 1983-1985 have come to stay.

Guess it's time for a nationwide protest but our SW brethren are unconcerned.It's Sowore, Dasuki, El-Zazzaky, Bakare today.It can be me & you tomorrow.

The international communities, world bodies, reputable global figures should act now.Nigeria have never had it this bad & woeful.
Crime / Re: Rasaq Balogun: EFCC Storms Yahoo Boys' Den In Lagos, Arrests Kingpin, 26 Others by Dlapezzi(m): 6:55pm On Dec 04, 2019
Mhn

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Education / Re: Best Performing States In 2019 WAEC (See List) by Dlapezzi(m): 2:58pm On Aug 16, 2019
Is well
Romance / Re: 20 Reasons Why You Should Break Up With Your Girlfriend – Joro Olumofin by Dlapezzi(m): 9:35pm On May 20, 2019
Lies
Luminary1:
Marry a virgin and experience peace of mind.
Health / Re: Foyekemi Ikyaato First Black, Youngest Doctor To Open An Emergency Room In Texas by Dlapezzi(m): 5:18pm On May 16, 2019
You shouldn't be too bold with ur level of stupidity
enemyofprogress:
See as her chest flat like man's own,na only big teeth she get she no get breasts. Fine sef she no fine. Mtcheeeèeeeèew

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Crime / Re: Chukwuemeka Emmanuel Akachi Buried, UNN Suicide Student Funeral Photo by Dlapezzi(m): 4:55pm On May 16, 2019
From petrol to sniper.....
Abdulazeez99:
Chukwuemeka Emmanuel Akachi, a final year student of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) who committed suicide after stating the reason for his action on Facebook has been buried, Igbere Tv reports.

According to reports gathered by Igbere Tv, Akachi, a native of Eha-Alumona in Nsukka Local Government Area of Enugu State, was said to have battled dementia for over two months.

After threatening to take his own life and two lecturers were asked by the university to monitor and counsel him, the English and Literary Studies student, later ended his life by drinking sniper, Igbere Tv reports.

The remains of Mr. Akachi has been laid to rest today. May his soul rest in peace. Amen.

Below is photo from Akachi's burial as obtained by Igbere Tv;

Source; http://igberetvnews.com/675719/see-how-the-1st-class-unn-suicide-student-was-buried-photos/

Crime / Re: Lady Dies After Childbirth After Evil Men Did This To Her Father's Gate by Dlapezzi(m): 4:45pm On May 16, 2019
Its sad to see what you actually settled for.......'some bleeped up pronouns'
EVILFOREST:
From your statement, I doubt if you are truly related to her....
You started by referring to her as your sister, using the English personal Pronoun and you drifted by using “THE FATHER”.....
Please whose FATHER..??
Your Father or hers...??
Celebrities / Re: Davido Angrily Unfollows Zlatan Ibile & Deletes His Picture by Dlapezzi(m): 2:23pm On May 16, 2019
grin wink
Culture / Re: Emir Sanusi Returns From London, Welcomed In Style As He Arrives Kano by Dlapezzi(m): 6:25pm On May 13, 2019
Shiiiiiiiiiiii
SpecialAdviser:
It always beat my imagination how most northerners without good shoes march out to worship the rich and the influential.

I am proud Igbos do no such thing. I strongly support that house of assembly in Igbo lands criminalize the art of kneeling to greet, lying on the ground to greet or undue hailing of anybody be you a religious or traditional figure. We respect people that do so in their tradition but this is not in line with our tradition. Even in countries that rule the world, this is not acceptable.

Don't worship anyone except God. Nobody should have an excessive power over you. Just honor the elder and your parents. But don't go extra mile. It is called mental freedom. Is called human liberty and helps to build your confidence. It is not by accident that we Igbos dominate business in Nigeria and expanding into other African countries. God created us complexly unique.
Travel / Re: Man Burnt To Death While Travelling From Bauchi To Jos(graphic Photos) by Dlapezzi(m): 5:50pm On Apr 02, 2019
Mhn
Politics / Re: Buhari Likely To Dissolve Cabinet Before May 29 - Adesina by Dlapezzi(m): 4:17pm On Feb 28, 2019
Believer
Ray97:
I believe this next 4 years is going to be fruitful.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Likely To Dissolve Cabinet Before May 29 - Adesina by Dlapezzi(m): 4:16pm On Feb 28, 2019
Ok
Celebrities / Re: Davido: "God Takes His Time To Create Me" by Dlapezzi(m): 6:12pm On Feb 04, 2019
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Politics / Re: Nigeria Police Release Statement On Appointment Of Mba As New PRO By New IGP by Dlapezzi(m): 4:54pm On Jan 16, 2019
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Politics / Re: Youths Trooped Out For Atiku In Lagos (PHOTOS) by Dlapezzi(m): 8:15pm On Dec 17, 2018
dis one na evening mass ni

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Business / Re: Diamond Bank Dominates Nigerian Stock Exchange by Dlapezzi(m): 7:30pm On Dec 17, 2018
My own be say make una no feck with my money oo

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Politics / Re: Happy 76th Birthday To President Buhari, His Profile And Biography by Dlapezzi(m): 6:38am On Dec 17, 2018
HBD sir, more wins
Politics / Re: Presidential Debate: Peter Obi's China References Got People Talking by Dlapezzi(m): 11:02am On Dec 15, 2018
lol
Celebrities / Re: Jason Njoku 38th Birthday: Wife, Mary Remmy Njoku Celebrates Her Husband by Dlapezzi(m): 3:42pm On Dec 11, 2018
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Politics / Re: Ogun PDP Crisis Worsens As Two Governorship Candidates Launch Separate Campaigns by Dlapezzi(m): 3:01pm On Dec 11, 2018
them never see anytin self

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Fan Admits Verbally Abusing Manchester City Ace Raheem Sterling (Photos) by Dlapezzi(m): 2:51pm On Dec 11, 2018
trying to make a bold statement and sounding stupid at the same fecking time
Triangles1:
Chelsea fans are bold to admit their errors and face charges not like manshit and manuseles.




The guy above stating Chelsea fans to be agbero, may be you just start watching foot ball when DSTV arrived Nigeria, go and found out about Liverpool, Man United, Westham United fans. Without Chelsea footballs is meaning less, Jose morinho left Spanish league and their eclassico bocome Turkish cup, most of this thugs attitude are the salt taste to football, why the F. A ban them for the main time instead of banning them forever as they already know without thugs football is nothing because in a auditorium of 20,000 peoples there must be 20 insane able people among them.

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