₦airaland Forum

falcon01:
EvEn the mOney used to do the signboard cost more than the school

even the 'I' in the spelling of authority in the sign board is missing

I applied for NIIT scholarship for some times now,only got their exams invitation this morning via my gmail.

After few minutes,i got a call from a lady who asked me to go to mararaba on 14th of July for the exams,i asked if i am to go with any other thing,she said i should go with only my written materials.

My experienced people of nairaland,pls help me with any informations about this scholarship so i can know if i am to proceed or not,if its real or fake

Adaowerri111:
We were robbed, iheanacho and ighalo shouldn't start the next match

which next match ?

LORDKing001:
Internet fraudster.... Yahoo yahoo.... Spotted...

busy body spotted

LORDKing001:
Internet fraudster.... Yahoo yahoo.... Spotted...

busy body spotted

[color=#006600][/color]idiet







contact me for 6months old fb account

Mtcheeeew so pple cannot hide in peace again





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Dnt know how my heart is doing me anytime i think of this match










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I really envi whoever is chopping that punna
chai ! C my life






contact me for a 6months old fb account

I really envi whoever is chopping that punna
chai ! C my life






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We yaf hear





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Movic1:
Messi is so so unlucky in this world cup.. Messi is still the best player in the world... Great things in business are never done by one person. They're done by a team of people.

how com ronaldo seem to be doing alone

They ll soon land naija

Anigreat:






World best spain nearly flogged in world cup , if not for penalty and free kick.



The REAL GOAT i know is Leo Messi.

u mean d one that magnificiently missed a penalty?

IamGoke:
You asked for 10k and your dad told you he will give you in the morning before he leaves for work, this is after he has thoroughly scrutinised what you needed the money for, all the questions he asked is already making you angry. Through out the night the man couldn't sleep because he was thinking of how togive you his last 10k. Morning came and he called you into the room to give you 9k instead of 10k and you squeezed your face in discontent and reluctantly said thank you after complaining it's not complete. Your mum after seeing this will not say anything but will meet you in your roomwhere your dad isn't and give you 2k from her own money and say "don't mind him, use this one to complete it" smile from nowhere will enclave your face, you quickly go to facebook and whatsapp to write "I have the best mum in the world, i love my mum". Now your dad had gone out again with just 1k in his pocket home and abroad to top up fuel or use as transport to work. He will never let you see this because he is a MAN. Always try to appreciate your Dad for no reason because you won't know how your life would have turned out without a fatherly figure in it..

Dads are priceless too o!...

HAPPY FATHERS' DAY

deep

The not too young to run bill is after all not a mere expression as many of us thought ,as right now in Bekwarra,a local govt area of cross river state is boiling hot,courtesy of the young former student union leader,who is challenging the incumbent Hon.member(PDP) Agaji,and given both him and his party sleepless nights.

The young man is said to be in his late twenties and a former union leader at federal university wukari,were he studied political science.

He is running under SDP and he is said to be so loved by his people especially the youths and women due to his finness.

He goes by the name Comr.Ushie onyi .G.
Last week,chronicle had an explecite interview with him which goes thus
Chronic:Gooday comrade,how do u do
Comr.:how do u do
Can we meet you?
Comr:hmmm,I am call Comr.ushie onyi Godwin,I am in my late twenties,from Bekwarra LGA and i am going to be the next House of assembly member representing the good people of Bekwarra in the state assembly.
Chronic:why do you want to represent your people?
Comr.:first of all I will like to say here that,Bekwarra LGA is one if the most backward and underdeveloped LGA in cross river state.this I believe is the lack of foresight of our present and past law makers of them to have noticed this and call the attention of the state govt by sponsoring bills and if necessary lobbying to bring needed infrastures and institutions to our people,againg,it might interest you to know that we do not see our law maker,this is someone we only see during campaigns alone,I doubt he even has an office in the entire LGA.Lastly,no doubt,Gakem,the boundary between the supposed Biafra and Nigeria have been left in ruin for as longs as now,myself and other concern Bekwarra sons and daughters have continued to push for something to he done to ameliorate the basterdised nature of both the environs and the people Theron,but uptill now,nothing has been done,while Gakem,the land that took the highest bombs and gunshots from The Biara war remains in ruins.to this end,my people had asked me to run
Chronic:comr.we are aware you were a union leader,how true is this,and put us through your political career
Comr:I became the first head prefect at st Christopher's nursery and primary school,I leta went to Rochris comp high school were I also became senior prefect.
I let's attended allover central poly and became president national association of business admin students.I got into the university and became president national association of cross river state students fuwukari.
I remember vividly,during my nyac days,I was also unanimously chosen by my humbele colleagues to lead them as president,inec community development group.
I was also one time national secretary fegas.thus so far,it has been great and hell of experience.
Chronic:don't you this school politics is df from real world politics,by this we mean don't you know the outside politics such as the one you are embarking on is dangerous?
Comr.I don't know about that,all I know is that,there is nothing as sweet as even laying down ones life for his people.I love Bekwarra with my life and I am ready to do all they ask of me.
Chronic:elections in Nigeria is expensive,your opponent is in the ruling party and also the incumbent which means he has more money than you do,how do you think you can match him?
Comr:well,you are right,this is one of the problems associated with this not too young to run bill,as we are talking right now,me and my team are surviving this campaign by goodwill and little donations from well meaning Nigerians,we have made frantic efforts to reach the national head quarter of our party for aids to no avail.sincerely,finance is a huge hindrance to us and is really thraetning our progress,but we are determined to progress no matter what,we believe someone somewhere will come to our aids
Chronic:who are your role model in politics?
Comr:I will say Donald Trump,Kwonkwaso and Donald Duke for now.
Chronic:you are said to be very intelligent and vocal,u are also charming as we can see,tell us,are you married?
Comr:hahah,thanks for the profound compliment,truth is I am not married
Chronic:any fiance?
No
Chronic:last words
Comr.:do what is right at all time even if the whole world is against it.never think you are too small to achieve a thing,never seem too big,just be smart.
Chronic:thanks for your time
Comr.thanks

sexdoll:
you who have been through the four walls of the university, just take a look at how poorly you write.

does it in any way show that you are even learned?

stupid abbreviations and poor spellings everywhere and still you want to call yourself a graduate.

your type will easily use your neighbor's son to do money ritual after all according to you EVERY SUCCESSFUL VENTURE SURVIVES VIA EXPLOITATION.

what a shameful, shameless, stupid as well as wicked mentality!

See my friend let me tell you, i'd rather swim in poverty from now until the end of time than to swim in the blood and sweat of others who i will have to exploit just to have some numbers in my bank account.

dolts like you think everything is about the money.

well, i am not surprised.

money means so much only to those who have severe poverty mentality... yes, people like YOU!!!

with all ur acuracy in writing,u are still jobless and hungry




nwanne with my weak spellings i can feed u and ur entire generation to come





quot me again and repply urself like an insane character

sexdoll:
unique idea my _arse!

brother, what you have in NOT in any way an idea...

what you have is purely an exploitation setup.

it wouldn't have been a problem in any way if only you will agree that your sisters will be part of the plan.

but like most exploiters, you will always want to USE another person/s (blood and sweat) to profit.

if only you were smart enough, you will understand that all those people i mentioned started their businesses by being creative rather than being exploitative

it's quite a pity that you will look at your utterly stupid and lascivious response and call it smart.

it really shows how shallow and shameless you really are.

employing all manner of name calling targeted at discrediting my humble opinion dsnt paturb me.Note this
,every succesful venture survives via exploitation.even if i dnt exploit my sis,someoene some where will in one way or d order.



If u had gone through d four walls of a tertiary institutiom,am sure u would have known that business in itself entails exploitation.

With this ur mindset,i can clearly c y u are still swiming in poverty

sexdoll:
lazy youth speaking.

na so mark zuckerberg take become billionaire abi?

abi na so samuel maduka onyishi of peace mass transit take start im business abi?

abi na so chimamanda adichie take start her career?

or maybe na so tony elumelu take start uba?

abeg no vex o but make i ask you this question: shebi you been come from benue ba? shebi you get sisters? shebi your sisters go gree follow the OP come start that correct bizness wey you dey suggestoram?

people with little brains.

whenever they talk you'll always wish they will learn how to shut their dirty trap.

u cram d biographies of all d millionairs in Nigeria, still u havnt been a millionair,isnt that funy?








Atlist i have a business idea,do u?
Capital NO
i cnt be chimamanda,mark nsuka bag or tony tetuila or whatever names u are calling,i can only be dlaw70 with my unique ideas,again what are ur ideas?

A person who study english is called an English


u said u checked google and couldnt get d answzer so pls dnt go bk to disturb google wit my answer

saintkeppy:
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I was banned by the Mods since 18th May I cud'nt post anything, it was lifted few days ago, kinda busy to sit down to forecast, besides major leagues had ended but I will return hopefully this weekend to post world cup games.

Take Care!

u done d behave well now

Obj,oshomole and taribo west will not like this

Ramos16:
I believe that comment was meant in terms of starting up a business, I honestly do not know what kind of business one will start with that amount, pure water business? I have tried that not really profitable, transportation, tried that too, too much risk, drivers come back every other day complaining of one big expenditure or another. The OP's question is valid, when people say they don't know what to invest in, what they are really saying is that they don't know what to invest in that has low risk.

bros just do this,rent a big two rooms,use room divideers to divide them into four small squre shape each,
come to Benue carry like 8 girls,take them to d house,put them inside and ask them to give u 1k each everyday


settle sars and police with 50k each,go bk to ur room and be sleeping,while getting 8k everyday without stress



sense is already killing me

Use half of d money Open a church,where i will look for one confusing quotation from d bible tell them to d pay tith weekly or them go go hell,if i no c such quotation,i go tell them say na god send my angel Ahmed come tell me for vission.

The remaining bar i go carry am go Igede land go meet one baba wen go arrange betta otumokpo for me wen be say if i raise hand for church everybody including chairs,speakers and fan go fall.



Wit all these plans i get for business tell me how i cnt turn that money to 10mill within a yr?




Sense is already killing me

Open a church

swimmer:
1.5 million isnt actually a lot for your daughter's bday. especially when you are a football star earning forex.

what about the claims he was in Nigeria and didnt see the daugter?

if i havnt seen my daugter in years and all that...rejoicing online and jesting isnt what i would do as a father

negro,footballing gives players no time at all

even when he came to naija,he was busy with super eagles trainings and matches.

U dnt know what these divors ladies do to their x whenever they want to c dia kid.

I am a victim,i know what i am saying

EzendiEgo1:


Why trump and Kim Jong-un the behave like small kids.

Why can't they do their summit in peace without the world hearing about it.

As Old as Trump is, there's no atom of shame in him. You are 71yrs old while this idiot is 38yrs but still yet he place himself so low to have a summit with this fool.

I have so much respect in America president ( Franklin D. Roosevelt ) he can't take this rubbish act by Childish president trying to compare U.S strength.


North Korea shouldn't allow this fool to destabilize them. They should learn from what happened to Japan in 1941Hiroshima:20,000 soldiers killed70,000–126,000 civilians killed
Nagasaki:39,000–80,000 killedTotal: 129,000–226,000+ killed

Within a day

u can say all u want but dnt forget d folloqing(1)trump is no fool
(2)war is not d only means of settling dispute
(3)kim jong un is actually tired of isolation and numerous bans imposed on her.
(4)whatever be d outcome of d meeting,negative or positive,d world will agree trump is a peace builder
(5)left for trump,he would have upturn d little man and his country to ashes,but holding this meeting will award him d benefit to blast north korea to d earth crust without much of d world complaining when after d meeting d mad man of asia continues to misbehave.


Just know that trump is too smart

itchie:
Wow, didn't know there were real Rastafarians in Nigeria, I mean those who truly practice the Rastafarian religion

atlist i know of that nolywood actor call mcsmit uchendu

Sulemanial:
IS HE TRULY DEAD?

No,he is practicing how to die.Awon oloshi

slawomir:
bomboclaat! what!!!

we all niggarzz gonna hold that same candle light procession and smoke weed in Benin City.

but we gonna smoke it with sense because no matter the amount of weed we gonna smoke we can never be the most high only jah(God ) is the most high

as u rasta ferians d plan to go smoke weed so,just know that NDLEA are by d corner,also,this is buhari regim,he is d only one permitted to smoke weed in nigeria




my onecent

swimmer:
Silly folks everywhere...

this guy isnt focussed on the world cup....no wonder they dropped him before...imagine getting involved in Twitter warfare days before our first game...

for his sister...you realise his daugter, your niece is involved here? rather than try be a peace mediator, you are fanning flames and using God to propagate evil prayers...

God give you sense...

try given ur daughter 1.5 milion and waite for her mother people to claim u do nothing for her,if u keep quiet i will know ur response here on nairaland is justified,but if u dnt keep quiet at it then stop saying what no man can take.

Oga akufo ado,speak for ur country alone