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dechandel: Lol.. i no get oranges

HABAH!!!
Flat nyansh, flat chest-no oranges
na flat screen television u be??

They are magnificently beautiful. So lovely.

dechandel: ... So me wey come get flat nyansh nko?? make i go die

my baby, no mind Dem, Jos come and spend only 2nit wit mi, if ur nyansh no come up, dilate my no from ur phone.
oya, email mi >>>> smallnyanshwith419toto@yahoo.com.

IAMBREEZY: Nope so what do you want me to press just bare chest.

must you press
ok, if you must press, then press your clothes with hot electric iron

ke a bee si ma doo

The enemy of my enemy is my friend and the friend of my enemy is my enemy.

FOLYKAZE: One thing I know for certain is that there is fire on the mountain

and no one seem to be running

Jonathan don suffer

This POPULAR INEC CUSTOMER sef dey talk? Kai, wahala dey oo

Temptee101: U dey mind d Op. Woman neva do am strong tin b4. He shud thank his stars that he survived dis one. Nxt one might be tragic

that's if the story is true and not a calculated lies. U no say some guymen no dey gree say Dem cry 4 their babe. Even when u see tears 4 their eyes Dem go say their eye dey worry dem.

ME, D LION'S HEART,
I GO FIRST TEAR U SLAP
NA TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR U GO DEY SING
BY DEN UR BRAIN DON ARRANGE
DEN I GO COME ASK U TO REPEAT WETIN U TALK 4 PHONE
IF TRUE TRUE SAY NA TEST U DEY TEST ME, OMO
NA SORRY GO FIRST B UR NAME B4 MY DARLING
DEN I GO COLLECT MY F9 4 D TEST
I NO SEND U
AH AH
WETIN!!!

For ones in his entire miserable life, he says the truth. Thank God for Shiloh, 2013.

I've said it in one of my posts that WE'RE WHERE WE ARE TODAY BECAUSE STRANGE THINGS DON'T HAPPEN IN THIS COUNTRY.

You know, the word of a fool (like a drunkard) sometimes makes sense!!!

2sizzlin: Op, you need to be employed, send me your cv

OBJECTION!!!
op is already self employed. Job title?
searching for craze men to post on NL as celebrities.
is it not an enviable job

My friends,
I've said it on other posts that Niger delta are not new to war: I mean gorilla war, silent war, oil war, ecological war, environmental war, war of injustice and marginalization, war on degradation and pollution, war on their sons and daughters - Ken Saro Wiwa, Isaac Daka Boro, etc, and war of bad leaders - Ameachi and co.

Its really sad to see this people suffering in the midst of wealth through their bad leaders and failed FG promises.

restricting the war to Ijaw is to say the least. The division amongst them (the Ijaw), their population, the different languages, egoism, selfish interest of the few and the betrayal of their leaders (which is no news) will definitely wiped them off before the war starts in its full scale. As for Ijaw war, I'm out of this place. Not in support pls.

Wich kain test b dat
eni girl dat wan to test mi like dat should pripaa to giv mi F9, wetin

But wait oo,
what if this girl has actually cheated on you, done something silly, and was pregnant and had gone to abort it? Maybe she felt guilty afterwards and try to see what ur reaction will be if u got to know.
My friend IK, two things are involved here;
first, you can't be hurt by what you don't know, so if you truly love her as you said, accept her like that and move on, after all life itself is a risk, otherwise,
tell her how much you love her, cajoled her to the lab for a test and confirm for yourself to be sure she's not playing a fast game. So you won't come back here again to seek advice for heart break.
Gudluck!!!!

Why Shiloh?

why the visit??

why the visit now

was it a political visit?

so now, what happens after this visit??

was the visit born out of genuine repentance

will this visit help Ameachi to checkmate his disregard/disrespect, arrogances, disloyalty to elders, his political bosses/party and the good people of Rivers State/the Nigeria public in general?

I hope the church will not allow itself to be dragged into this unfortunate political mud by greedy, selfish and over ambitious politicians??

NO INSULTS INTENDED, JUST ASKING!!!

RedBenson: You see ur life? U dont even know ur 'gender' again. Changing from 'm' to 'f' to 'mf' to 'fm' (radio).

d tin tire mi oo!
I tink we nid to cash dis CHAMELEON, rimuv his or her pants (THAT'S IF HE OR SHE IS NOT WEARING IRON PANTS), then u will put ur hand between d legs to confirm his or her gender while I watch to provide security in case he Or she want despoil u.

190: ladies protect me same way michelle protected mandela

Are you a he OR a she,
OR
a chameleon

at one time you're 190 (f)
at another you're 190 (m) or just 190.
Identify yourself and stop confusing us.

190: u need to stop flirting around that Jaybee dude

I dont like him

Ah Ah, u don't need to like him nah,

just like his straw and pure water
or
he's not been using it well on u??

alaoeri: Blame it on GEJ.

YOUR MADNESS DON START NOW AGAIN OR

YOU FORGOT TO TAKE YOUR DRUGS THIS MORNING

Mondisweets: his opnion in my opinion was also nonsensical or am i not allowed to voice out my opinion?

MADAM SABI SABI, let me ask you one simple question:

in the context of African tradition, culture and norms,

WHAT IS THE PRIMARY OR BASIC DUTY OF A WIFE?

Mondisweets: so a wife material is not capable of getting tired after a long day at work? What sort of nonsensical remark is this?

everybody is entitled to his or her opinion.
He just expressed his opinion which he's entitled to or you wants everyone to say YES, I support you?
do you have to insult him by saying his opinion is "nonsensical remark"? This defined and explained the type of wife you are or want to be

After listening to your pitiable, fib and funny tale of woe, baloney,drool, twaddle, tarradiddle and frustration, I cannot help but to ask you these few questions:
1, how did being a virgin help in making you a good wife?

2, what if you eventually get marry to a man with high libido or a high sexually demanding man compare to you - say 100 or 90% sexually active as against your 20 or 15% sexual strength or revised is the case, what will be the outcome of the marriage?

3, what makes you think that men adored sex, virginity more than virtue, humbleness, respect, industriousness and the fear of God?

4, what if you're a virgin and at the same time you're a nagging woman with loose moral, dirty with questionable characters and a virgin that cannot cook simple meals for you husband? How lucky is that husband?? Just asking!!!

5, how lucky will your husband be and of what important is your virginity to your husband if you're truly PROUD and ARROGANT like you've already exhibit in this post?

6, MISS VIRGIN, how did being a virgin, a definition of a GOOD HOME?

7, WHO told you that a graduate from a high ranking federal university that's not under ASUU is the best (certificate or certified) lady and or a guarantee for a successful marriage?

8, at 24 and you're not yet married with all the qualities listed above, I wonder if you're not consoling yourself, or perhaps, using this platform for cheap advertisement.
This post is empty, contemptible, bosh, trash, humbug and a trifling talk.

CONCLUSION:
YOU SHOULD BE FIND OR BE MADE TO PAY ADVERTISEMENT BILLS FOR ADVERTISING ON THIS PLATFORM (NL) AS A MEANS TO ESCAPE LATE MARRIAGE!!!
GBAM!!!!!!!!!!!
Moderator pls take note.

AFRICAN MAGIC PART 2
I JUST DEY LAUGH OO:
What is the assurance that someone who gossips other people to you is incapable of gossiping you to other people?

PDP made these frustrated, over ambitious, disloyal, confused, disrespectful, unmanly governors, now they turned and insulted the very political party that brought them into the limelight of politics or political office. What is the guarantee that they will not behave the same way in their current political party? Remember, NO MATTER HOW YOU BATH A PIG, A PIG IS ALWAYS A PIG: IT Will STILL RETURN TO THE DUST BIN.

bobolekepee: There’s no doubt that an active s*x life makes couples live a happy and longer life. Check out the list of benefits of regular sExual activity.

1. Increases immunity

According to studies, regular s*x positively influences immunity both in men and women. So if you are having s*x daily, then you should know that it increases the level of immune-boosting antibody called immunoglobulin A, which helps you fight common illnesses.

So HIV patients needs it every one hour to live longer??

bobolekepee: There’s no doubt that an active s*x life makes couples live a happy and longer life. Check out the list of benefits of regular sExual activity.

7. Gives you better sleep

Having s*x before going to bed is the best way to ensure a good night’s sleep. Pleasant exhaustion after lovemaking is a normal reaction of the body which helps in inducing sleep. So after a hard day at work, indulge in sweat-inducing s*x to get .

op. I just finished 4 hot rounds now and sleep refused to come. WHAT ABOUT THAT??

[quote author=Go_n_Die]What advice do you want that common sense can't give to you.[/quote]my dear, you can see that common sense are not common

I don't have problem about the rat watching over Cray fish in the early hour of the night, my biggest worry is, will the same rat faithfully watch over, secure or guard the Cray fish in the fifth hours of the night without touching it when the aroma must have properly defused?
am just asking

Fake messages

An incredibly enviable achievement.
Live on Mandela!
Live on Madiba!!
Live on freedom!!!

190: 190 nkor

MISS CALL

When you're pursuing a lady, always watch the traffic light: know when to stop, when to go and when to wait, watch-out and be careful (red, green and amber light).

if you ask me, you need is the amber light now or else...................

I am already in d gym training on how to give her a very silly hot-red sexy but lovely slaps in case she fail to pay homage on Christmas day.

a gift she II never forget

Your potential, profession and or discipline can shoot you to the sky/moon, but your attitudes is the only you that can pull you to the GROUND, and finally, to the DUST >>>>>> d lion's heart.