₦airaland Forum

Arinze4eva: Hmm, now I know where to do my masters

Guy, you funny die,
masters in what? Is it masters in sexology, totology, womanalogy, fuckology, or romanciology

well, if its any of the above, you sure will be my research associate

What is the political ideology of APC if I may ask?

what are they selling to Nigerians that's worth buying??

Good leaders lead by example, so far, what remarkable examples has the leadership of APC shown to Nigerians to deserve their votes come 2015? Is insulting and abusing the person and office of the president and the presidency part of that exemplary leadership

How corrupt-free and technocratic are the leadership of the APC and those they are currently romancing with?

Are they any different from the PDP??

FRIENDS,
We've come of age, let's think with our head this time around and watch before leaping
Let's not be deceived by the green grass,
there may be a GREEN SNAKE UNDER THE GREEN GRASS, you know

Am watching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's very good for GOODLUCK JONATHAN if he contest the next election.

BUHARI IS NOT NEW TO DEFEAT.

Right steps in the right direction by president, GEJ
May God keep us alive to see how Obasenjo will substantiates his claims (that's if he will even attend or honors the invitation of the commission)

AAMI OO!!!

Merry Christmas !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO COMPLAINANT SAYS THE TRUTH !!!

So this whole NONSENSE was all about Soku oil wall and loan not sign by the FG (finance minister)

So if FG return back the oil wall to Rvers state, Ameachi will return to PDP - the same political party he's insulted, called names, downgrade, etc................

So Soku oil wall and water are the best or only interest of Rivers people that's responsible for the underdevelopment of the state and the late crisis

Are these the only interest of Rivers people that need to be protected

So what happens if APC loses the 2015 presidential election wherein he's been promised "the come-back-of-Soku-oil-wall"

Would Ameachi not do same if he is the sitting president
FOLLOW NAIRALANDERS,
Do you know that the monthly Federal allocation to Rivers state (is about 20, 23, to 24 billion naira), and their internal generated revenues (next to Lagos state) alone can fund one Northern state budget for a whole year

AS FOR APC,
Is it about taking power from PDP or what your programs are and what you will do with the power if given ?? Has anyone asked what the manifestos of APC are ?? What are the caliber of persons in the APC (apart from the ACN governors and legislators)?? Are they AGGRIEVED POLITICIANS CONGRESS?? If so, can anything good come out of an aggressive or aggrieved mind?? Psychologically, is frustration causing this aggression or aggressive move, behavior and approach in righting the many wrongs in the Nigeria society??

Am just asking, no insult intended pls

HOLY MOSES!!

PLS, OP, RIDE ON

Stop cat-walking: dey waka like kpako

burn all your flashy wears, make ups, etc: be wearing okirika-wake-up

stop using flashy phones: Nokia 3310 or Nokia touch light is preferable

stop drinking costly or expensive wine: zobbo, kunu and highest Pepsi is preferable (no go drink ogogoro oo)

if you have a car, sell it and buy and be using keke, okada/going and your legedis benz sometimes

stop speaking like American or Jamaican's ladies: dis our demgo demgo go help you

stop using tiger-claws nails in your fingers: people (single guys) will think that you're a witch

if u dey smoke (like many western girls), stop it: single guys may think that you're a bad firewood.

stop asking guys to take you to Chinese restaurants, transcorp Hilton, Mr. Biggs, etc: mama ekaite, mama comfort's buka no be bad idea. You can also join us and que for KOSE and FURA.

don't behave or dress like general distributor or like free electrons (guys, you know what I mean)

stop using tilted glass (eye glass or goggle) to cover your eyes

make sure you come back here - on NL to give the testimony.

May God help you find a good guy

AAMI OO!!!!!!!!!!!!

MISSED CALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ op,
Is there no other way to tell us that you're a fooool ??

this is photo shop nah
if not, show us the full body or the source

I also noticed funny thing about the hair. Or
are you a learner ??

ABEG, OP PARK WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poshest: Its photoshop jor! Compare the nose and d cheekbones.

you're the only one that think outside the box here. You're correct, except op want us to believe that she did facial surgery.

@ OP, when was the last time you treated malaria parasite

Pls, kindly go to any nearby hospital or clinic as a matter of urgency before it will be too late.

KPELE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jay bee: You need to be a little more specific bro.

She doesn't engage in sex before marriage?

The pain experienced during sex is unbearable to her?

Psychological problem?

Ask her to clarify what the exact problem is

I CONCORD

Also find out how often it Will be when both of you are married.
you must get to an understanding/agreement or don't go ahead so that you won't come back soon to seek advice ( that your wife had sex-starved you).

GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

KEKE, ABEG MOVE FASTER

YEYE DEY SMELL HERE

Ok, we've seen the news paper
Is that the amended constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria?

gunners160: ahahahhahah my oga we r nt in d garage na y actin like a garage man b civilized 4 1ce nd stop actin like a bush man. 2 ans ur question weither i got married 2 d 1st ladi i had sex wit or nt i dnt nid 2 cum online nd start announcin it.men shuld start thinkin wit dhr brains nd nt dhr dicks.if u spoil all d gud 1ce 2day whch 1 wuld u kip 4 tomorrow?a fud 4 thought

AM ACTING LIKE A GARAGE MAN ABI OK,
If you think its easy to be a garage man why not try it
by d time dey tro u beta bloo 4 eye, u go no how far
u go fit shout 4rom morning till evening
abi u tink say na dis 1 wey u dey praa hia on nairaland

U'RE A CARTON!

SEE,
In as much as chastity, virginity and marriage is concern, there're fundamental issues and key matters that must be discussed and address no matter how hard, bad or small it is before you say "I do", sex is one of them.

The inability of intended couple to discuss and address their sex-life are amongst the reasons for broken homes and failed marriages before its fifth anniversary today. In most cases, its either the girl who said she's holy, a virgin or dresses like Mary-Amaka have a virgina (Toto) that's as open and free as river Niger, or ly down on the bed like a dead wood, or will demand 8 times sex a day. If I need to swim I can fine a swimming pool in town.

Some even have their clitoris cut-off (circumcised), no matter how you romance or throttle them, they will still behave like a car with bad plug(s)..................u go fire com tired, no response. Other girls will say "I don't like sex, abi sex na food". They decide how many times you have sex with them in a Month and can never bother about their husbands for months. Wich kain life b dat??

CARTON,
Tell me if that's not enough to bring go-slow in marriage?

As for me, D lion's heart,
I no be doctor, no com my house com dey tell me say u dey sick
I no dey 4 dat kain monkey business
Na fire fire fire all the way
NO Time!!!!!!!!!!!!

In my opinion, op pls note,
there are people we can't get along with, don't like them, yet we can't avoid them, but can't tell why, I called them COMPULSORY EVIL (FELLOW).

Let me not add salt to your already injured heart by blaming you for overlooking danger signals while courting. The deal had been done, now what next.

MY ADVICE:
Show him more affectionate and passionate love that you've not shown before. Injects some life, fond, sparks or light in your love life. Be more caring, pay more attention on his strengths-the good part of him and less on his weaknesses-the bad part of him. If not for anything, remember the good olden days

Be more decent but attractive and sexy in your dressing. This appeals to the sense of most men and built confidence in them whenever they're with their lady. Its true that most ladies turn blind eyes on this factor after marriage and expect miracle to keep their marriage going

Be homie, focus on what he likes and hates, try as much as possible to make him feel at home with you. Nice meals will not be a bad idea

Avoid direct confrontation, expressions of emotional pain or displeasure and arguments with him. A man may clap and even enjoy seeing his wife arguing (bravely) with another man or group of people outside, but when such arguments is taken to the husband (especially on fictitious ground), you messed up your virtue and that will definitely affect his gestures towards you

Prayer is the key. It is said and believe that "a prayer-less Christian is a powerless Christian". prayer in this sense means depending less on your ability, strength, knowledge and wisdom and depending MORE ON THE OMNIPOTENT in your marriage. This is because all physical manifestation have spiritual undertones. And finally,

Silence and pretence does the miracle sometimes. To the students of social psychology, silence and pretence are defense mechanism to calm down the nerves against anger, emotional stress and tension and make you focus on the important issues at hand. It denies the existence of a particular problem.

Stop monitoring his phones. You will only get yourself hurt the more, thereby losing the essential character needed to overcome this moment of trials.

there's been a strong chemistry (bond) between them before you came in and the necessary steps to protect against this was not taken before marriage. Rooms were not build in a day. Be patient.

GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

gunners160: dis is nt abt being a virgin or nt bt misleading people is totally akward hw wuld u fil if a guy shuld do dsame 2 ur own sis?

SHORT UP YOUR MOUTH !

YOU DEY CRAZE ??

ANSWER THE QUESTION MY FRIEND: Are you a virgin

If you're not , did you marry the first girl you had intimacy with ??

If not , why

answer the forking questions man.............

BAD BOY!!!
u don fork finish u no wan pay

D Toto no sweet you, you no enjoy am?
abi u tink say she giv u 4 credit??
or d girl rape u, abi she unclad u an force ur prick inside her Toto ni

mumu, u fork finish u no get moni to pay come 4 NL dey seek advice

ok, my advice? Jump enter hot drum of oil so dat she no go cee u dey ask moni

Toto ole

Wait oo............

is this not the American gorilla that escaped from children park and zoo in Asokoro, Abuja sometimes early 2011- two thousand and eleven??

pls somebody should confirm and report to the zoo authority.

edo3: Liars. They jst wnt 2 bring down amaechi. God pass dem sir.

Ameachi is already down on the ground for a long time now
abi man wey dey ground dey fail again?? Mba nu

He's just like a condemned criminal awaiting execution (and you know, a condemned criminal can still smoke, eat and even gain media attention).

He's current cheap popularity is momentary

JUST WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!

They pass-worded and locked their phones with in seconds and II never let you touch their phones for anything (secretive)

They pink and browse while you're on top, browsing them

They rushes you when you're on top by saying" u Neva still release, abeg do quick nah"

They run outside or steps aside to receive or make calls (and sometimes, come back to tell you its their so so and so even when you don't ask)

They displayed their affection so openly, could even kiss and romance you in the public and can rough-handle you on bed (while you breath like he-goat and give excuses)

They're professional liars but they call it SMARTNESS

In most cases, they don't discuss the future of the relationship but are interested in the cheese, happening places in town, costly gifts and what they can get from you now.

Be on the lookout guys, they're many in town!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's just a f u c k i n g greedy damsel
How on earth will one girl owned 3 persons breast
3 persons hip and
3 persons nyansh all to herself while there are scores of girls that 're flat back and front like LG flat screen plasma television.

wait oo, hole wey screw go enter dey under so

i no call names oo!

Jenams: ^^^look son! A very sweet post.

FATHER ABRAHAM, abi na Methuselah u be? Thank you oo.

In my opinion, the wife is wrong for not telling or involving the husband no matter what. No matter the financial crisis that a man experienced, a man will always want to be a man - the head of his home. Its an instinct in all men, and respect/regard is the breakfast that every man enjoyed and expects in any relationship.

Instinctively, when a man's ego seem threatened or is under attack (especially in a relationship as this), certain checkmating and defensive mechanism or behaviors is not unexpected. However, asking for her sack or stopping the project was an expensive action that's not recommended.

I have a closest friend that lost his job, at almost the same time, his wife got a new job, his financial state was nothing to ride home about but his wife made it look like he was still working. Whenever she had anything to give to her parents, siblings, friends and relations, she II give it to her husband to present it as if he's the one doing it. Same with requests, she II say "have you discussed with my husband, am sure he II give a positive thought to it or let me discuss with my husband, I II get back to you" she projects her husband and her husband earned respect from her relatives while she's still the breadwinner. Very rear but that's what this lady should have done.

Successful marriage is built on the Fear of God, mutual respect, tolerance, compromise, trust, communication, understanding and above all, LOVE.

Encouraging. GEJ, pls keep on doing the right thing. Kudos for this achievements. Thumbs up!!!

phantom: stop typing nonsense! The contract on that road is currently undergoing due process.true or false? When will you and your people come on nairaland and testify that you now go to work very early these days when you use the new and improved ada george road?

phantom: .the same thing you people said about rumuola and old aba roads.how are those roads today? That iwofe will be done.

U BE ORIGINAL FIRST CLASS, CERTIFIED MUMU.

How much is this frustrated Ameachi going to pay you for this campaign??

Are you saying his hands are clean?
or that he's not stolen Rivers money??

I D I O T A.......................

dechandel: ... So me wey come get flat nyansh nko?? make i go die

what about your red TOMATO JOS, e flat too??