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PhonesRe: What's The Best Nokia Phone? by dljbd1(m): 10:04pm On Mar 25, 2012
My only advice...DON'T EVER BUY JAVA PHONE IN YOUR LIFE!
LiteratureRe: Would You Buy A Novel Written In Pidgin? by dljbd1(m): 10:31am On Mar 17, 2012
by the way...hw many pidgin people read books. It might nt mak a difference writing to suit their taste.
LiteratureRe: Would You Buy A Novel Written In Pidgin? by dljbd1(m): 10:30am On Mar 17, 2012
make una no worry. Whn we ma bcom colonial masters to other countries na pidgin go b their 2nd language...lolz
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mr Biggs Branch Manager: Duties, Hours, And Salary by dljbd1(m): 3:09am On Mar 16, 2012
my GOD! C enough advise for Mr. Manager. If na presidency fahuh
RomanceRe: Can U Be In Love With Som1 U've Never Seen? by dljbd1(op): 2:27pm On Mar 13, 2012
lolz...long time palz. Am now in Lagos finally since last Dec. bt unfortunately her numbers has nt been available for like months nw. and we've been in contact bfor she suddenly vanished. now am stuck. Will have to exercise little patience cos i dnt have her contact address to even locate her. well dtz it sha. missed u guys
RomanceRe: There Is Something About Air Hostesses. by dljbd1(m): 1:34pm On Mar 13, 2012
hmmmmmm...story!
RomanceRe: Am Always Afraid Of Toasting Girls by dljbd1(m): 9:32am On Feb 23, 2012
@Poster
Lemme ask, do u mean walkin up 2 a babe on d street then startin a conversation? Or u mean toastin a lady ur already aquinted wt?
Which?
The later shouldnt b difficult. Its d 1st dat doesnt make sense. You av 2 b mak friends wt a person 1st b4 u go ahead toastin. Jst dnt waste 2much time dt she starts tellin/showin u her boyfriend b4 u open ur mouth. Nd by d way, if d ans is NO, its perfectly normal. I hp u cn cope wt NO cos u will actually hear allot of it as in begin. D point is dt do wht u gotta do nd do it sharpsharp! Ladies dnt like sluggish guys. GoodLuck!
WebmastersRe: What Do You Think About Internet Service In Nigeria? by dljbd1(m): 12:06am On Feb 23, 2012
cheats goes on mehn!
TV/MoviesRe: How Do You Watch Your Movies And Tv Shows by dljbd1(m): 5:54pm On Feb 17, 2012
mobile
pls, cn sm1 gv me sites for movies. fynx
RomanceRe: What Gift Did You Give Your Lover And What Did You Get For Val by dljbd1(m): 4:38pm On Feb 15, 2012
oh yeah
RomanceRe: What Gift Did You Give Your Lover And What Did You Get For Val by dljbd1(m): 4:16pm On Feb 15, 2012
mhn, me got nothing and gave nothing. Though its cos of distance else wld av rocked her world wink
BusinessRe: Jaiz Bank To Open 13 Branches This Year by dljbd1(m): 2:18pm On Feb 15, 2012
obowunmi:
Boko horam banking
lolz,
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Proposes To Annie Macauley by dljbd1(m): 4:17am On Feb 15, 2012
mehn, he is on his own Ooo! d guy is already a dushbag
RomanceRe: Post Your Valentine Activities And Updates Here by dljbd1(m): 4:05am On Feb 15, 2012
mhen, was so boring 4me. cldnt get to touch her sef cos of distance, nd today was her birthday, damn. i shld organise another babe nxt time jst for val nd it ends immediately after. **putting it into consideration**
RomanceRe: For Young Girls on Feb 14 AKA Valentine by dljbd1(m): 11:34am On Feb 14, 2012
MAYOWAAK:
Here is MFM prayer for February 14,
Feb 14 is a day for prayers against every strange girl in d life or around our husband, fiancé's life.
1) Anybody trying to hug my husband or fiancé seductively, catch fire.
2) Anyone planning to sit on his laps, be unseated by fire.
3) Any person, spirit or power that wants to collect money or expensive gifts from him, somersault and die.
4) Any strange woman that wants to put asunder what God has joined together, be shattered by fire,
5) Anyone sending romantic msg to my partner, be struck with rheumatism.
6) Evil kisses waiting for my partner, be consumed by fire
7) You strange woman/ man, that wants to camp my partner all day, be encamped by fire
cool Anyone, planning a 'quickie' with my husband in d office on d 14th, be electrocuted
Open your mouth and P r a a a a a a a ay.
Serious Righthuh?
Lolz, FIRE FOR FIRE![color=#000099][/color]
CrimeRe: Robber Arrested For Violating 75yr Old Woman In Ondo by dljbd1(m): 6:17pm On Feb 10, 2012
wht rubbish?!?
Even if es lookin 4 a fuckmate so desperately, he is supposed 2 chnge his mind immediately he sees a squeezed nd old pussy,
Lunatic!
EducationRe: Why Do Candidate Still Fail Jamb? by dljbd1(m): 6:10pm On Feb 10, 2012
fear, hw do u feel whn u hear JAMB?
PoliticsRe: Will You Vote For Gej In 2015? by dljbd1(m): 12:15pm On Feb 08, 2012
dnt wanna conclude yet, av got faith in him though
PoliticsRe: The Old Lagos In Pictures by dljbd1(m): 12:06pm On Feb 08, 2012
these pix r really touchy,
Jokes EtcRe: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by dljbd1(m): 1:08am On Feb 06, 2012
hallirious!
RomanceRe: Where Are The Handsome Men On Nairaland? by dljbd1(m): 8:59am On Feb 04, 2012
wht do u say?
RomanceRe: What Are Some Creative Ways To Say 'i Love You'? by dljbd1(m): 8:51am On Feb 04, 2012
Rad1cal:
To be candid, sucking the lady kitty is a sure way of saying i love you

Ladies cherish men who are bold enough to go down there and do a yeo man job

works like magic cool
mhen, works for me too
RomanceRe: What Are Some Creative Ways To Say 'i Love You'? by dljbd1(m): 8:49am On Feb 04, 2012
lollyboy:
Send her a blank msg nd if she asks u why, u tell her the type of love u have for her can nt be described or explained by words.
COOL, am tryin dis right away!
RomanceRe: Girls: Do You Like Hairy Men? by dljbd1(m): 8:41pm On Feb 03, 2012
we hairy guys r in trouble thn!
RomanceRe: What Would You Want To Have As A Gift This Valentine? by dljbd1(m): 4:42pm On Feb 01, 2012
my babies birthday is on val, dis is a big challenge guys. Nd by d way, its a distance relationship, pls, wht cld i get for her? Fynx
PhonesRe: New MTN Tariff Plans: Which One Should I Choose? by dljbd1(m): 1:32pm On Jan 14, 2012
charlsecy4:
MTN, to mark her 10th year in Nigeria, recently introduced a total of three new tariff options, namely, Funlink Reloaded, MTN Family and Friends Xpanded and Super Saver. A postpaid version of Super Saver was later added.

Now you may be wondering which of the new plans best suits you. That is why I decided to come up with this post. I will try to give you some clues which will guide you adopt a suitable plan. I notice that Nigerians prefer making on-net calls, that is, in this case, they prefer making calls to MTN lines using an MTN line. This behaviour is equally applicable to other networks. Since chances are that you make a relatively high number and volume of local, on-net calls, I will base these guidelines on local calls.

How Do I Choose?

Funlink Reloaded is best suited to callers that make long- or short-minute calls to a large base of MTN subscribers. If the number of MTN numbers you regularly call is greater than 10, and that you call these lines during the day (before 4:00pm), then MTN Funlink Reloaded is best for you.

Family and Friends Xpanded is for users that make long-minute calls to a narrow base of MTN subscribers. If the number of MTN numbers you regularly call is not more than 8, I think you should consider the Family and Friends Xpanded option.

Super Saver is for users who make long- or short-minute calls to a large base of MTN numbers. But, unlike Funlink Reloaded, the time of the calls is not particularly important. Super Saver also has a postpaid version.

Dial *123# and follow prompts on how to activate service plans.
They SUCK!
ProgrammingRe: Java Programming For Dummies by dljbd1(m): 10:38am On Dec 29, 2011
tutorial stopped!, y? huh
ComputersRe: Which Is The Fastest Internet Modem In Naija? Share Ur Experience! by dljbd1(m): 10:08pm On Dec 05, 2011
dl_jbd:
gloBABA
ComputersRe: Which Is The Fastest Internet Modem In Naija? Share Ur Experience! by dljbd1(m): 10:06pm On Dec 05, 2011
gloBABA
PhonesRe: Browse With Your Blackberry On Pc As Modem by dljbd1(m): 2:01am On Nov 16, 2011
na wa Ooo! Bt why shld u do dis? Very wrong
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: 3D Nigerian Game by dljbd1(m): 6:45am On Sep 23, 2011
heylo!
Nxt mouth wil make it 4yrs since 2buff posted on dis thread. I hope his not dead.
PhonesRe: Acoount Balance On Blackberry Tour by dljbd1(m): 8:23am On Mar 07, 2011
oh yeah, it worked. Fynx guyz

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