₦airaland Forum

gaby:
Face your "Masters" or better still, make her your thesis.

You must have smoked wisdom before making this comment. 🤔

🙌🙌🙌

OlawaleBammie:
If she come with 10sisters aswear a go taste them all then I wil reward fman handsomely


E even get one Tiv girl wey dey okomu farm, a dey eye am but a never get her tym

She fine?

Tulumbu:
We are not ready for any single war

Not even Nigeria vs Ghana war

Those vehicles are supposed to be sent to convey troops to the South East.


Operation Python Dance need more mobility and quicker response time to take action

OlawaleBammie:
Sure na, ask fman...that is their predominant occupation..they are scattered all over south doing agbaro work upandan..fman should be somewhere is Edo or cross River or even oyo state doing what he does best

When fman comes there with his sisters to work for you. Be sure to take full advantage of all the services they can give you.

The sisters can give you kpekus Osho free daily

Babatunjo:
We the Obidients have been drinking alcohol for the past 5 days, please check on us?


Nice Jam tho. Libianca baby.❤

I am surprised you are not dead yet

OlawaleBammie:
Yeah
Proudly afonja!! Proudly afonja!!!


Are u proud of Ur predominant slavery nature??
Is like u don't understand, many of Ur brothers are in my plaintain and pineapple farm working their asses out. But I use to do them well, so I am asking if Ur oga wife is doing u well

Tiv people work in your plantation?

fman:
Afonja
Son of a skull miner

How is your family kpekus trading business going?

fman:
now , I know u lack 99%• This will be the last time I will reply you•

Shalommy, come and see how the truth stings fman in the heart and soul like a hornet

Continue wearing your semi-baggy trousers so you can keep on trying to conceal the adult diapers you wear to prevent shit that your rectum can no longer hold from spilling out without obstruction.

Shalommy:
DMCA your partner is now begging me to dig him. Biko help tell him say.. I no get blokos and i no dey sniff shit. Tueehhh

E fit be say him discover say you be transgendered sexy wall lizard

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Fman no vex oh! But make I ask you this question.
shit the rub ontop you prick when you the do am with those your guys?

No Offense

fman:
you no dey ever reason straight for life!!
Aren't you demented?
Go look for a job and quit mentioning me!!
Am not your mate: both Financially, status quo and academic achievement...
Get lost or rather grow up

Shalommy come and check him out


Does he look like your mate?

fman:
usu rakwa-ghi there!!

Speak your Tiv, abi sisterfire don uninstall Tiv language then Install Igbo?


Efulefu

Goodies22:
The selfish aim was flopped, imagine people buying with trade by batter in this modern age and other hardship due to cashless. May God help us, the masses.
Pls pardon me for expressing my problem here.
I know all of us are passing through one thing or the other. I'm in a very critical situation, depressed and really have to speak out. I have not gotten another job for over 5months as the private firm I'm working with get suspended. We have been starving with hunger. Even TP to move around is not there.
I'm using this medium to seek for your kind gesture.
Your hands would never dry.
Acct:
(050101
2901) GTB
Nana

Meet Peter Obi, he will give it to you.

Omo! She ugly die😭😭😭

DanseMacabre:


You think say e easy to simultaneously develop Oxford and Cambridge

I tell you.

Igbo Amaka

IyaebeTheGreat:
They met in the club so their problems will always be club related

I wonder why I haven't fvcked you yet

Onyeka only wanted to Develop the universities


Na dem, Developers 😂

Ndi-Jew of Emeka-land developing 2 universities in the UK through his foundation

gard9ner:
I never realised that alcohol can be this enjoyable, all my life I’ve always detested ppl that drink, whenever the topic comes up I always remember a certain wealthy man when I was younger, even with all his wealth he would drink himself to stupor every night and vomit, his driver would have to carry him, it was a very bad experience as neighbours to witness those nights especially as a young boy. So I concluded that drinking is unacceptable and I grew up with that ideology, not until recently I’ve started having a rethink.

For sometime now, especially couple of weeks ago leading to last Saturday’s election, I’ve been having a difficult time, I feel like I’m drowning sometimes, maybe it’s midlife’s crisis I don’t know, I don’t know how that feels but what I know is that I was gifted a bottle of expensive vodka last week and I accepted knowing fully well what I was getting into, I knew I was going to step into another phase in my life, I could have sold the drink but no, I kept it.

Like I said already, it’s been rough with me lately, the current cash crunch in the country isn’t helping, the last strew came when last Saturday’s election was announced by 4am, I was awake watching, it struck me like a bolt of lighting, I felt speechless physically but this deep hurt like my soul was groaning. Fast forward to date, I’ve consumed a couple of bottles like bloody mary, VSOP and other spirits which I mix in chilled soft drinks. I so much enjoy this new habit, I can never drink to stupor, I just lock up myself in my lounge, play some music and sip away or lock myself in my car at night and sip with music, I stop when I start feeling a bit sleepy, I just sleep quietly and peacefully. My wife just smells the stuff on me but hasn’t said anything, as I still talk reasonably and even engage her with more humor in those hours, I’ve also noticed that the house is stress-free, no arguments or hard conversations when I consume too.

Here’s my problem guys, deep inside me I know I’m doing something wrong, which is why I’m posting this anyway, even though I feel peaceful when I consume. I wasn’t raised this way, my father was never an alcohol person. I feel something is wrong and somehow I feel like I’m drowning and need help (laughs). I don’t know if this will get worse overtime or if I might be tempted to do more than this in future. I know I can never do drugs, smoke etc but this highness things is eating me, I just finished the last bottle of Strumbras spirit now which I shared with a visitor, I now think it’s even more pleasurable sharing a drink with someone. I’ve ran out of bottles now and I’m considering restocking but I’m led by the spirit to post this, I don’t want preaching, I just want to read other ppl’s comment and experience and how they navigated this phase of life (midlife crisis), preferably elders in the house if any, if you’re 40 and below and have no useful contribution pls don’t comment. I need this to get to FP. Thanks.

How is the experience having sex with your wife under the influence of alcohol?

Does she love it more?, Does she moan?

What style does she prefer? Do you go gentle or rough?

DCmaverick:
U must be joking right?

Not a joke.

Nigga was sent overboard to the great beyond

Can we see them too?

Chad BossWick's widow

Freshtruth:
Weda they are from Pluto we are installing him as Governor bet me

🐽🐽🐽🐽

MrBiGGEST:
IF Only He knew that post would come back to hunt him!

😁😁😁😁


The Internet never forgets😂

PandoraObi:
turn it to vote

Vawulence you want to start😂

Fragility6:
You know the funny thing about the nonsense belittling,Banky w finished 3rd no 2nd sef

"I got some stunning shades on
Prada on my back
Louis on my feet
Gucci on my wrist
I'm a Big Boy
I don't need to campaign cos I'm a Big Boy"


🤣🤣🤣🤣