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How can i stop having erection for Natasha Apkoti?😩

Make i no come molest her one day oh😫😫😫

Igodomigodo419:
Never knew food could be this cheap in a restaurant here in Maiduguri. I absolutely enjoyed it and it was quite worth the cash. Tasters nice too.

We did not see your car key in the picture.😏

Siofra and JennyClay will not be impressed.


You are not someone who can afford sponsoring JennyClay to Italy 😤

illicit:

Don't get it twisted, Ahnie is a wonderful creature. Unique in her own kind . Different shades of black on prominent scales of skin, you will swear you are looking at the first mosaics sculpture in the world when it pose's for a picture.


I appreciate art and so should everyone. 😎

Honeybadgerxx:
Turn the relationship to a parasitic one, she go free you bu herself

Become parasite to a pest 😎. Nice😎

Nia69:
We've been friends since 2021. She acts clingy, I don't like it, but I've been enduring it so I won't hurt her feelings. I've told her more than twice, but she doesn't stop.

🧐
But you have no problem when its time to bump coochies right?🤔

Ishilove:
Hundreds...

Smh

Ishi my love. You don slim down?

Wordsfrombimpe:
You don craze

Abi you don't like my black gbola again? 🙄


By the time i hold and bend you over, pull up your dress, yank down your panties and penetrate those two lips hanging down in between your thighs with my plump, strong and fleshy gbola, you will enter a state of what you will know as paradise on earth.

It's ok if you scream my name as side effect of the boundless joy and pleasure you will derive.
At the height of it, your body will shiver, sweat and your legs loose standing composure while you eject fluid from your glory area in jet streams from time to time until you beg me to stop. But thats when it will get interesting


My woman bimpe😎

babajero:
Na the so called alpha marine wan kpai am so.

Only if he is working against Wike.

Wike is Rubber Rugged.

Vickho:

guy I just dey observe you of recent.
Be like you too like vawulence

How man go do?

illicit:
So many things I can do to u if u permit me

Guy, you will take back your words if you see this person wey you the try flatter

Wordsfrombimpe:
Online yes

Offline...


What flavor do you prefer?


Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, lavender etc....?

superemmy:
Young Jonn the wicked producer

Young jonn Thomas the wicked

ahnie:
Na as GOAT take stand for market,go determine how customers go take price am.

Even me wan fvck tiwa.



As for you, I the wonder how your husband the take get erection, talk more of cumming

ldon444:
Hi guys,

Happy weekend to you all! I just moved to the UK with myself and my family in Oct last year
as my wife is doing her masters in one of the unis in london here. There is something that
in a way wasnt bothering me before, but now I seem to be bothered and based off of the fact
that this country does not allow men exercise some sort of rightful move here, I am limited
to the decisions and actions I cant make or take.

So my wife have been friends with this 50 year old course mate, they talk on the phone
for minutes, sometimes hours, I noticed she always put the call on speaker just so I could hear
the content of their discussion. This became frequent, though at a time I wasnt bothered, so one day
I asked her that do you know if I was the one that was schooling and I had a female married frien
who is 50 years old, you would have started questioning me and telling me how uncomfortable
you are with the way we always talk, she was like oh well thats true, but that as long
as it is school discussion and thats it. I was like oh well I doubt you would
mind even if you know its just assignment discussion she said oh well, she doesnt trust her
gender that she would be observant. She now said that this her classmate that nothing can
ever be between them, that he's 50, I was like when did u hear a 50year old Nigerian man does
not have penis, and that anytime they talk, she always put it on speaker so I can hear that it is only school
stuffs they talk about. I was like thats not the issue, that sometimes familiarity
breeds contempt.

To cut the long story short as to why I started feeling uncomfortable. The dude called as early as 5mins to 8am
early in the morning when we are trying to prep the kids for school, she had gone to drop the kids but her phone
was at home, I picked and told him she had gone for school runs, he quickly said oh sorry for disturbing and hung up.
Secondly, that very day, I had stepped out, on gettig back, I pressed the bell tire, so tey my hand begin dey pain me, she didnt open
the door, luckily for me the front porch door was opened so i gained entrace through there, lo and behold
she was in kitchen where the bell could be loudly heard but she was on call with this same dude
and that made her not hear me. 3rdly I had worked overnight and I got home to rest, she then told me that she needs
to get to the library, that they both have an assignment to do together, that she will be back in 2hours, I was now like
why didnt u guys plan out a time, I needed to rest and ur friend just called
without a proper timing that u should start coming. She left and I had to use sleepy eyes
to take care of the kids that morning. Now am on the verge of sitting her down and
have a dialogue with her that I have finally figured out that her close friendhsip with this person
seems not to go down well with me, I know some people will call me simp or weak man, but being very pragmatic in halding
issues like this is foremost, besides most women here seem to maturally exhibit that
sense of freedom and i can make decisions without u kinda thing, and I truly dont want to get in the way of that.

She should bset her priorities.

Her friendship with the man or her marriage. Simple.

When you divorce her. Make sure you take custody of the children.
They cannot be raised by a potential bitch.

Blackdeewhy:
I searched for a driving school online and I saw a link from nairaland which was his number.
To cut the long story short I met Mr. Dave here who was my driving instructor.
I learnt driving just two weeks because of my job and now I am pro🤪.
Mr. Dave, happy Sunday to you Incase you're seeing this sir.

He really thought you how to RIDE.

Mr Dave well-done oh!

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come and ride me too pls

Righteousness2 come and see end time

jaidrizzy:
Never see that coming.. Otilor

Him bang this babe so?

Those IP🐽B Pigs can't do you nothing.

Na Alpha Marine you dey.


Anyiikperere

Nawteemaxie:
When INEC finally transmits the result to their Servers...

This will surely happen.






































But only in your dreams
🐽

Chilotem:
I hope he succeeds and works well to put naysayers to shame

🐽🐽🐽

Itsrm:
You have to be delusional to think LP will win any of these states.

He is delirious 😂

cmikel:
Rivers


Benue

You will see how Labour will not even get 10% in Benue


That APC Rev Father will sweep everything

fineboynl:
These are the states labour party might win governorship election

Abia
Enugu
Lagos

Thegamingorca:
ellllllllLuuuuP 74, ellllllllLuuuuP 75, Oooobi 76, Ooooobi 77, Obi nwannem 78, ellllllllLuuuuP 79



Make Una vote Gbadebo Rhodes Vivour for Lagos this Saturday ohhh!

Nyammiri cannot rule lagos

caandi:
omorrrr dis got ma laffing. I don’t like their doctrines too and I try to avoid doing business or having them as close friends cos I feel
Some of them are fetish. To each his or her own sha.

A hood nigga who attends a white garment church once told me that they do some rituals to fortify themselves.

fman:
u r right.

Schizo how far?

Leiylau:
Those caged by sisterfire's obsession. They are worst humans on earth .

Leiylau the Chinese Nyammiri

fman:
As the proverb says, if you go to Rome, behave like the Romans!!!
So as you find yourself in Nigeria, behave like a Nigerian!!
Gaskiya.

If you find yourself in Sisterfires schizophrenic society, become a Schizophrenic person

Wordsfrombimpe:
I thought you would give up on this obsession by now

Can we meet?