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Qualcoms: For the house, for Pep to embrace Bayern is neva a surprise to me... I dn't bliv in wat pep can do if he was to build a club... He is always lukin 4 an adaptable place where he wil apply dos tactics n wil chop d oda clubs off brainwashing d league dat he's d best coach eva? Na big lie... He knw Premier League wil neva b a place to laf at al... N knw very soon mourinho wil join... But he said he wil be managing at Epl? Big Lie... He luks 4 an managable club where he wil just buy few players to d club n win trophies... Abi out of d many players he bought at Barca, aw many of dem r playing distinguished n fantastic futbal... Abi na hin sign messi? No wanda he signed 3yrs... Luking 4 a place to win league n run comot. He fears premier league... Nobody wan enta lion's den.

you care to know what your talk amounts to? rubbish!

jennykadry: Msc in what? @Dmitroka

Msc in geophysics or other geology related fields. (geologists/geophysicists works in mining industry i.e petroleum and solid minerals coys

hello jennny, we really appreciate your assistance here beleive me. i wanna ask, can someone who had a Msc from germany come into australia to apply for residency? i wanna hav my msc frm germany then go to australia for work and if possible PR, how easy/difficult is it pls?

kramer: Points 2 to 9 would have been difficult to achieve without Messi

dumb response.

centje: well thats my view. I don't see much difference

do you even know who MJ is? he's that ijebu guy with tribal marks right?

centje: Chris B is as talented and creative as Michael j.

you're joking right?

ellrash: And so what if u look lyk nonso? Or u want to meat him 4 money? Go husle my friend.

not really , he wants to fish him for money

ba7man: Its quite sad how we turn such positive knowledge like computer programming, good communication, engineering skills to negative purposes in order to scam unsuspecting people. That greed is the exact thing that's holding this country back.....and some silly people see this as being smart.

i don't see how you're making sense sir, people are applauding the fact that they have the skills to build car engines and not because they are imitating or something, moreover, what does your almighty -economic -giant china do? imitation. And peeps like you do praise china i beleive.
lesson to be learnt: learn to appreciate what you have else you would never have what you don't.

shymexx: This shyte has got a propeller at the back!!

Perhaps, it's a car, boat, and an aircraft in one - three for the price of one!!

God bless Nigeria!!


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you mean shymexx?

politician: 2005... Lagos nigeria!!

Slapped by a police for resisting arrest by asking him to read my right to me during a student protest. He said'' which right, are u crazy''!!
Thunder me slap!!
Ȋ̝̊̅ kom take scope shout '' greatest nigerian student'' , our right has been violated bla bla!!
The students nearly lynched him but the slap enter me wella!! I can swear say na farmer before he join police!!

2008.. Benin-togo Border!!
Akwaaba ghana 2, a graduating trip, we got to benin rep, we were exhausted and just got to a filling station, Ȋ̝̊̅ told the driver to FILL the tank and the attendant did that!! Unknowingly, fuel means Diesel to the french!!
Our buses are petrol engine, and we bought the fuel with our last card hoping that it would bring us back to nigeria!!

Come see student demonstration in cotonou, the boys slapped the attendants, the indigenes came out in droves and started shouting Nigeria!! Nigeria!!

The french police man asked in french that '' who slapped the attendants''

I thought he said ''who is the leader''

Ȋ̝̊̅ said '' Ȋ̝̊̅ am''

I just hit the floor!! I thought it was a gunshot!! It was like an echo-sounding device was installed I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ my ear!! My friend still joke about it!!

The gurl Ȋ̝̊̅ was hitting on really pitied me, she cuddled me throughout the journey back !!

lol this is actually funny

[quote author=pretty_boi]Going through most of the posts here, you'd agree with me that most black people particularly we Nigerians are dumb beyond the description of words. Of course how wouldn't we be dumb when we don't get bothered to educate ourselves? Even our own history as Nigerians, blacks & Africans, most of us don't know & we couldn't even be less bothered. We hate to read, research & task ourselves. The only thing we blacks care about is MONEY. IT'S SO BAD. Imagine a dumb-head here calling Sudanese people "Arabs." Damn! Our ignorance is pathetic.
Anyways, all you dumb-heads quick to always slave for Israel & U. S., learn to be objective & go & acquire some knowledge of history pls. Anything 's possible, the Sudanese security forces might have made quite some investigations before coming up with their results. Come to think of it, if the bird was just "researching on birds migration", how come it left the middle-East all the way to Africa & then on top of that coincidentally is also flying in the territories of a country that Israel has been prying on? Anyways, I'm just trying to look at it from two sides, I don't have any conclusions.[/quote]60 percent of your post was insultive and yet you have nothing tangible to say yet(@bolded).. are you not a victim of the insults you stated above?

[quote author=Okija_juju]If you believe this story, then you must also believe that a Fish swallowed Jonah and kept him for three days.

Like Idupaul said, the vulture was most likely tagged by an animal conservation/observation group to track migration. Why the Isrealis would implant a SPYING DEVICE on a bird that they cannot control its flight path is still a wonder to me.

These Sudanese Fucktards should go and find the source of their problems. If the Isrealis want to spy on them, they dont need to use a vulture. Ordinary Google earth would do the job just fine.


[img]http://1.bp..com/_n7RltmTdk-g/TSiXmEZOpEI/AAAAAAAAZJs/HpAS1CLx2Ag/s400/Mossad+Agent+R65.jpg[/img][/quote]but.. erm..erm.. did a fish not swallow jonah and kept him in its belly for 3 days?? .. *just asking*

pls i would like to know if german universities accepts neco, and is o'level results always a requirement for post-graduate studies? i wan do masters in geology/ environmental sciences but i get D7 in physics. pls i need your replies. thanks.

blunderass01: Both Bobby and Maple. Have you been studying the act of war or what? For you to have known all this histories. It baffles me. Do you read some sort of war magazines or what? You can share your secret with me.

are you a learner?

Hello op, i'd like to have my masters at finland but i graduated with a 2.2 in geology (cgpa 3:38). Pls do you think i stand a chance of getting admission? Thanks. Anyone on the forum that knows about finnish universities can also comment pls

jennykadry: ^^^ yes darling, your uncle can be your sponsor. I have sponsored people myself who are not my kids or immediate family member. All you need is his bank statement

aiit. You've just made my day. Thanks. I look forward to meet you when i arrive australia lol.. You're a good person.

jennykadry: Yes a visa will be granted. As per financial requirements, click link below

http://www.immi.gov.au/students/students/572-3/financial.htm

thanks a lot jenny i really appreciate your time. I got the amount required from the link you gave me but what i couldn't get is if i can tender a sponsor's bank statement instead of mine. My question is this; my uncle is my sponsor, if i have to show evidence of financial capabilities can i use his bank statement alone if the amount in it will be more than sufficient or must i compulsorily include my bank statement? Thanks in anticipation

Please doesn anyone know if a visa would be granted for someone that wants to do a 2years program under TAFE? And how much muct be in my account/sponsor's account? Thanks.

tashanja: What do you expect in a country where the judicial system is so poor and corrupt where people have lost confidence as they watch the guilty getting off scot free, if not take the law into their own hands.

Its a known fact in Nigeria that anybody caught stealing in public is likely to be lynched. Those guys knew the risk and understood the consequences, yet they nevertheless went ahead took it and paid the price. I really have no pity for them but for their many innocent victims.

In fact I am still reeling from the pain of the recent loss of my phone (htc Desire HD)to pick pocketers having earlier paid 140k for it when it just came out, you can imagine how it feels knowing that those rouges would probably sell it on for as low as 10k - 15k along with very personal and some irreplaceable vital data.

Abeg, right now such people don't deserve any pity from me at all

So in summary what you're trying to say is that your htc phone of N140,000 is worth more value that a human life right?

tashanja: What do you expect in a country where the judicial system is so poor and corrupt where people have lost confidence as they watch the guilty getting off scot free, if not take the law into their own hands.

Its a known fact in Nigeria that anybody caught stealing in public is likely to be lynched. Those guys knew the risk and understood the consequences, yet they nevertheless went ahead took it and paid the price. I really have no pity for them but for their many innocent victims.

In fact I am still reeling from the pain of the recent loss of my phone (htc Desire HD)to pick pocketers having earlier paid 140k for it when it just came out, you can imagine how it feels knowing that those rouges would probably sell it on for as low as 10k - 15k along with very personal and some irreplaceable vital data.

Abeg, right now such people don't deserve any pity from me at all

So in summary what you're trying to say is that your htc phone of N140,000 is worth more value that a human life right?

Hello good people, ahmadinejad never said israel would be eliminated. He made the sentence in 'farsi' language(ancient persian) and there seem not to be such translation as "wipe/terminate israel" in the context at which he made that statement in farsi. What he simply meant was that israel will cease to exist just like the USSR, Rhodesia, etc. *mind you the west manipulates people's statements to suite their personal motives/ambitions just like the way romney attacks and manipulates the meanings of any statement made by obama. Thanks.

Danka7777: Israel gets most of its technology and weapons from the U.S. However, Iran builds its own technology and weapons at home. Have you asked yourself, why 7 Iranian scientists have been murdered in the last few years in Iran by foreign agents who are afraid of their inventions?

I disagree to agree with you sir. Israel doesn't get most of its technology from U.S but instead the jews are the ones that build the united states military technology. They dominate every organisation in the u.s.. Be it the pentagon,united states congress, fed reserve, even manufaturing industries like GM. Mores reasons why they've been facing oppresions by their hosts such as the nazis, its simply because they always prove to be the best in whatever they do thereby taking up all the jobs and leaving virtualy 'none' for the citizens of their host countries. Talking about why the u.s and its allies terminates iranian scientists, well the answer is simple, its because they wanna slow the rate of iran's nuclear weponization.. Nothing special about their scientists.. Google 'how to make nuclear weapons' and you'll see the details on thousands of websites. Its something any nuclear scientist can do if they have the resources. Lastly, i thinks iran is nowhere close to israel in terms of millitary technology and intelligence, i suggest you read about the 6-day war on google.

Tolaaaaannni: This election is a joke, and the republican party knows it too (Why else would all the speech givers talk more about themselves than the so called "nominee"? )

Mitt Romney won't win this election.

thats not a fact yet you know? But you could say his chances might be slim..

@porka... Thanks

The event was almost purely based on sentiments. I beleive the democrats would have a lot to say this week during their convention. I dont see the reason for inviting those two elderly couple whose's son died of cancer because their testimony had nothing to do with what the american people wants from their 'president-to-be. Clint eastwood also proved to be a clown. He insulted the institution of the presidency in a lot of ways when he was having a conversation with the 'imaginary' obama. He portrayed obama as an insultive and delusional fellow. President obama is not insultive, he infact chooses his words very carefully like no other. And as for romney.. Hmm.. He didnt say anything tangible in his speech. His speech was more about personal values and not a better roadpath for the american economy. He simply has no solutions. I wonder how he will stand a debate with the formidable obama. God help him. *although i'm not an obama fan but i think he's got no serious competitor and that would make the whole thing less interesting*

obalolaunited: chei nairalanders I hail thee coffee wey I dey drink almost comot for my nose

why coffee wan comot for your nose?

The republicans'national convention was an oppurtunity for romney to sell himself to the American people. I observed his proposed policies if voted in as president and i cannot but wonder if barack obama is the lesser evil to go with. Take for instance his foreign policies, he made it clear that his administration wouldn't engage in talks with iran but instead would take millitary actions agains the islamic regime because he beleives that would halt iran's nuclear program. This I beleive could trigger a conflict not short of being called a thermonuclear holocaust! He also talked about being hostile towards russia and rebuked president obama for extending an olive branch to the former soviet state. Now don't get me wrong i really like romney and some of his policies but i'll like us nairalanders to discuss on this. Romney VS Obama.

Dipwater: Niggar wat!!!! The bastard denied a qualified student admission for stewpid reasons.wats the difference between this idiota and boko haram .religion should not be the ground for denying anybody anything .qualification should be what would determine

This man is wicked ,he went as far as negleting his BLOOd because of religion.the bible is contradictory tho,but it teaches people to love their enemies,that si if a man slaps ur cheek u should turn the other side for more slaps.in oledepo's case he is the one slapping people.he should humble himself and go ask that woman for forgiveness cuz according to the doctrines of the xtians he has sinned

Now that you're "reasonable" enough to call a man of that age a bastard, what does that make you to be? And some people actually "liked" this comment of yours? God save Nigeria.