₦airaland Forum

Konjiboii:
So just recently I came across an ex post on IG showcasing her marriage pictures and husband and I just felt bad for the dude, despicable things me and his woman did in the past I doubt she will ever go that length with him, the ways we fvcked and gallons of jizz she swallowed. Truly what you don't know can't kill you.
I wish them the best of luck.





















But mehnnnnnnn

I bet u,her children will have small%of your DNA

Kenpaly:
Yahh that's my real picture. I know that 95% of nairalanders will love it.please rate me yahhh!

rub small powder an try again

Xenry:
I have noticed two common behaviors that exhibits among iPhone users. Why is it that they don't like to change their default ring tones?

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Another question is, why don't they like to put the God d*nm phone in their pockets?

because they warship it and want to warship.

RichProminent:
So i met this woman in a restaurant in Abuja last year, we were fascinated to each other.We fell in love, but she told me that she and her husband divorced.I quickly sought her hand in marriage which she accepted.

sometimes early this month she came visiting me as usual and as we were deep in sex, her phone rang but she didn't pick because we were taken away.After that, a message poped up on her phone and it reads "mother, since your son escaped during kuje prison break-out, you never sent a word. Your Drsnives". It came from this number 09027019186.

She started crying and showed me the message.It was then that she told me that she was still married but will file for divorce because she is already in love with me.Also, she didnt tell me the real name of her children.It was after i insisted that she told me their nick names: Drsnives who broke out of kuje prison and Lvgirl, an agbero in Lagos state.Should I still take her in?

NO! Just dey do d do okay.

gaetano:
https://fox8.com/news/snake-bites-2-year-old-kid-bites-back-killing-it/

she must have locked her teeth there.i remember when my kid did that,I have to hit her hard before she go release me.

GardenOfGod:
Awesome... Lagos, Rivers and Akwa Ibom are the only states currently working at the moment, the rest are on fly mode; especially Cross River State.

una dey lucky for cross river o! In Abia them dey voice mail.

Gistermiller4:
A 94 year old woman in the US has continued to stirred reactions online for her pictures on Instagram.

Baddie Winkle is a renowned Instagram celebrity in the us because of her fashion style despite her age.

See more pictures at:

[url=https://gistermiller.com/meet-the-94-year-old-woman-baddie-winkle-who-is-still-slaying-pictures/][/url]

cute, her chest is still better than some single girls own.

Adebisi0070:
My younger brother stay's & lives in Ebonyi with his wife & only son. Yesterday he (MY BROTHER) called me, informing me about the incident that occured. According to his word "I WAS AT WORK WHEN MY NEIGHBOUR CALLED ME THAT MY LANDLORD IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF MY WIFE, ON-HEARING THE INFORMATION, I RAN OUT, TOOK TAXI. BEHOLD WHEN I GOT HOME I SAW MY WIFE WITH SWOLLEN FACE & A BLEEDING NOSE, I CALLED MY LANDLORD ON PHONE AND HE TOLD ME THAT WAS SMALL COMPARED TO WHAT HE PLANNED. HE CLAIMED MY WIFE INSULTED HIM AND NO WOMAN CAN INSULT HIM, I TOOK THE MATTER TO THE POLICE & MY LANDLORD SENT HIS LAWYER WITH 5K, TO APOLOGISE. I AM HURT I NEED VENGEANCE, WHAT DO I DO?''

target am, plank am for head and waist ,send ur lawyer with 10k and apologize.

Ijoh:
Ijaw is a very large tribe.
Any Celebrity from Bayelsa, Delta Ijaw, Edo Ijaw, Ondo Ijaw, Akwa Ibom Ijaw or Rivers Ijaw are Ijaw Celebrities.
All Ijaws share perfect boundaries with each other but were unjustly balkanized into six states.


1. Ben Murray Bruce ( Sylverbird)

2. Hilda Dokubo

3. Sam Dede

4. Damini Ogulu (Burna boy)

5. Inetimi Odon (Timaya)

6. Daniel Lyod

7. Mr 2kay

8 . Dandizy.

9. Asari Dokubo

10. Taribo West

11. Finidi George

12. Samson Siasia

13. Agbani Darego

14. Sowore

15. Tompolo

16.Goodluck Jonathan

17. Gentle Jack

18. Ibinabo Fiberesima

19.Harrysong

20. Edwin Clark

21. Timi Dakolo.

Infact they are in their thousands I dont know how to write � them all for they are too numerous to mention all.

Tompolo,Asari and Edwin clark too na celebraties?

Elbinawi:
Why are Lebanon’s military judges releasing dozens of Israeli spies?
https://thecradle.co/Article/Investigations/14370

na God o!

AlexReports:
Good

Bayesa no get fine girls,na wa o!I no go blem the Benue girl but Abia girl fall hand o!

Islandlady:
If I am her mama, I will wipe her chord for neck, make the love clear immediately and let her brain reset to factory default!

This generation sef

if u get better government and better medical facilities,there nothing u cannot do o!

Freelane33:

I reject it in Jesus name,Amen!!!!

vasel15:
You go win bet very soon

Iseee o! I nearly win last weekend.

vasel15:
I saw this one clearly bandits targeting igbos,if you like don't believe, but it would happen , just like I told you about the Abuja attacks before it happened

I waiting u see about me?

PussyOdour:



I don't know if it was out of carelessness or deliberate act , I am still thinking about the whole stuff , but still can't get a suitable answer to it.

Okay, so I am die hard fan of Peter Obi, the man is my muse, he's someone I loved and respected so much. I have always wanted to meet him one on one, even a glance of him will do as I was tired of seeing him on the television, internet or posters by the road side.

So about some months ago, he visited Rivers state, portharcourt precisely. It was on this visits he visited governor Wike. So I was so determined to set my eyes on my role model regardless of whatever it will cost me; the goal is to set my eyes on him and I will be so fulfilled.

Long story cut short, I and my friends were opportune to meet the greatest man ever, not just meet with him , but go closer to him, we demanded for a picture with him which he obliged to our request with smiles allover his face. We took the opportunity and snapped with the greatest man ever. I was so happy, infact it was a dream come true. Assuming I was too much of emotional person, there's no way I won't be shading tears for such a great honour given to us by HE Peter Gregory Obi to snap with him .

I was thinking how I am going to frame those pictures and hang them allover my room, now the unfortunately thing happened to me yesterday.

My girlfriend was holding my phone yesterday, looking at the pictures on my gallery, I don't know what he pressed or did all my pictures got wiped out. Seriously I am not pained of other pictures of mine, I am deeply hurt because I loose the pictures I snapped with His Excellency. I have tried all I could to to get those pictures back, all proved abortive. I am going to appreciate if anybody can help me out please, I need my Obi pictures back please, every other pictures can go.

If i am not getting back those pictures I took with my role model, then i am done with the relationship. I am not joking, I mean it.

1.)You shall have no other gods before Me.
2.)“You shall not make for yourself a carved image—any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them.she just save u from commiting this sin against God.

CaptainZubi:
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a tree cannot make a forest and a broom stick cannot sweep.

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.odditycentral.com/news/walk-on-beer-with-these-limited-edition-sneakers-with-beer-filled-soles.html

before e go reach here ,e do expire

Channah1:
Men, I fear una. You people cannot control that thing between your legs. It's a pity.

That is why animals are now giving birth to humanoids. Many men have fathered a lot of animals in this life. Tueh!

come show me love before I go astray,this cold dey too much

Na wa o!.1Sudan (1,886,068 square km)
2.South Africa (1,221,037 square km)
3.Tanzania (945,203 square km)
4.Nigeria (923,768 square km)
How Nigeria carry big pass?these three countries were also colonized by england.

Niece:
https://www.instagram.com/p/ChJzB_moB7e/

him Papa say zombies=soldiers,him want tell us say soldiers dey support Peter obi?

officialwdhtv:
Police arrests two (2) masquerades for fighting publicly in Ichida, Anambra state.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK4MUW_jFvA

the gods are not to be blame, blame the presidency.

Lovilla:
Pls, i am in need of a new boyfriend.

Who won't demand sex from me everday.
Who will love me

I dont want your money.

All i need is true and matured love.

Matured mind only please.

Available

Samfloxin:
My friend in the UK dis same. Imagine that amount of money in naija .more than five hundred pieces of blocks

no worry u go fence and roof ur house soon. ;Dsay AMEN

FieldMarshall06:
The only thing the Fulanis have contributed to Nigeria is -

Violence and Bloodshed.
Violence and Bloodshed.
Violence and Bloodshed.
Backwardness
Backwardness
Backwardness
Cows
Cows
Cows

And they want to control the country. Mumu tribe.

cows for Nkwobi, pepper soup and suyer

TheLordofHost:
She has been staying with me since the beginning of ASUU strike, almost 6 months now and we have been having sex without protection. I don’t even pull out.

I don’t think she is on birth control. I love this girl but I think she is infertile.

Is this normal with some women? Because I don’t want to take the relationship serious anymore .

MODIFIED: To those down there accusing me of being impotent. I AM NOT.
If you check my previous posts you’d see I have a child already. 2 other girls have gotten pregnant for me but ended up aborting .

I would not be posting this if I didn’t love this girl and plan to marry her later on.

striker

Enapesunday:
Banks in Lebanon have implemented informal capital controls amid the ongoing economic crisis, effectively freezing savings.


A hostage standoff in which a gunman demanded a Beirut bank let him withdraw his trapped savings has ended with the man’s surrender and no injuries.

Authorities say 42-year-old Bassam al-Sheikh Hussein entered the Federal Bank in Beirut’s bustling Hamra district with a shotgun and a canister of gasoline and threatened to set himself on fire unless he was allowed to take out his money.


After hours of negotiations, he accepted an offer from the bank to receive part of his savings, according to local media and a depositors group that took part in the talks. He then released his hostages and surrendered.

Hussein was holding at least six bank employees hostage, according to an official, who spoke on condition of anonymity in line with regulations earlier on Thursday.

He had fired three warning shots, according to the official. Local media reported he has about $200,000 stuck in the bank.

IBTC here I come! my 2millions+ is stock there them dey wait make I reach 50 years.hunger want kill me.

NuclearWinter:
I hope all of you IPOB/DisObidient Zionists are still happy over the killing of an inocemt man whom your terrorists dunces high on mkpuri miri mistook for the Ebubeagu Commander in Imo state.

His family (yes he had people who loved him) have come out to set the record straight that their son, husband and father had nothing to do with the Ebubeagu security outfit.

All of you who went all up in cheers after watching him gunned down and dragged into a pit containing no less than half a dozen rotting corpses should get ready to meet your own karma one way or the other.

This is what happens when you support criminals, fugitives and cultists as your heroes .

na wa o! Somebody that hate u can just sell u off o! Well with time we go know the truth.

xeratek:
Dem no dey pay shi shi

They are serving for free

tufikwa! God forbid,to serve Nigeria for free?

Okobola146:
Afghanistan is far better o, their education bam well well. Lalasticlala did his first degree at Afghanistan

no worry I carry trial (as in dual) citizenship ,Ghana is also my home.

TMSMedia:
https://www.instagram.com/p/ChHqD8fr6IV/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Lalasticlala Mynd44

the criminals wey we dey chase don run,oya come station come make statement.u be one of them,abi?by this time,u go dey pay for I no follow.