₦airaland Forum

Khaleesi4lyf:
it doesn't have to be you putting your wee wee in. Someone can put theirs in yours

God forbid,I beg don say that again

Khaleesi4lyf:
but u hate g.ay men....


Hypocrite

sorry ma! I give up,u fine o! And I like what am seeing

Khaleesi4lyf:
but u hate g.ay men....


Hypocrite

imagine me putting my wee wee into someone a*s and bringing it out full of shit or my follow man touching me tufikwa ,with a lez,even if I no put,I will suck

enumerica:
FG Scraps HND In Polytechnics


… Embarks On Comprehensive Reform Of Nigeria’s Tertiary Education System



https://www.newsfrontonline.com.ng/fg-scraps-hnd-in-polytechnics/

ok naw!we don hear make una settle ASUU.

enumerica:
FG Scraps HND In Polytechnics


… Embarks On Comprehensive Reform Of Nigeria’s Tertiary Education System



https://www.newsfrontonline.com.ng/fg-scraps-hnd-in-polytechnics/

ok naw!we don hear make una settle ASSU.

Johndagr8t:
please I need sincere and helpful advice

I beg roger me something naw!

nairavsdollars:
So I went with a friend Jeff to a restaurant and I ordered for Fanta orange. When the man gave me the Fanta, I said this is not Fanta orange but he showed me the name on it.

I said how come the colour of Fanta orange in UK is different from Nigeria's Fanta orange?

Africa my Africa.

Aderewah:
This is one thing many japa disciples always say. For me, anyone can make it from anywhere. Tobi Amusa grew up in Ijebu Ode and only went abroad in 2016. Many Nigerians grew up abroad and are nowhere to be found. Buju grew up in lagos. Now is featuring too UK artists. Pay stack founders grew and schooled here. Now reaching for a billion dollars. Tens grew up here. Now she does soundtracks for Marvel Studios. Fire boy grew up in Nigeria schooled in Ife. Now features Ed Sheehan like it’s nothing.

Point is, anyone can make it anywhere. Many Nigerians abroad are unsuccessful and live non remarkable lives, battling loans and bad marriages. Not that Nigeria is all roses but sometimes, the difficulty is even an extra motivation in all.

Final summary, the future of your child is based on how the child and you the parent develop his or her skills and talents. They will have a future no matter where they grew up. Happy Sunday.

holy ghost fire!! Them know and them send they children abroad,them thief ur money(ASSU mone inclusive)and train them.

Gistsme1:
Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9zYbijVsDg

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cg9KsD4jkS5/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

see am? Na this kind thing make them do railroad reach there.make them give the one I go carry pay rent o! #200000 only.

Lovilla:
Email me pls

ugwulovila@ogmail.com

yes o! But I be man way like lez them.

Please text my own for me

fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all! I love big carrots like this in my food, either rice, spag, etc. Am I the only one who likes them like this or is there anyone here who likes them like that too? The light brown piece on the food is moimoi, in case it's not clear enough.

If you're in Idanre Local Government Area of Ondo state, you can come have a plate of this at my place, with any drink of your choice.

Sannun ku!

Meself need help,any work for there? I beg help a brother.

RADIO1:
When I was growing up I have this cousin that stay with us during her university. She was very close to me in fact my best cousin. After school she was very lucky and got a big job with big cash that she sponsor herself in travelling to Europe, America and Canada for holiday . I notice her character change especially when you ask her for money she becomes upset and say some annoying words So I have to give her space.
Futunately for me God bless me and I got a very big job too with cool cash. Now the problem is most people don't call me to check on me or even chat with me. Almost every one calling me is asking for money or favour. Nobody care about me all there just want is money. My friends start bringing various business plans for me to establish them. Is not that am selfish but am choke up with different people calling you for money at once. My friend that are in my place of work are using iPhone 13 Pro max and me is still using huwei and I get bigger salary than some of them. The people in my place of work are calling me stingy guy and asking me how do I spend my money because I don't take good care of myself. Land I have nor get, house am still a tenant, cloths I still buy cheap cloths because because I keep giving in which I know God will bless me.
The most annoying part is some of my friends get entitlement mentality. One call me and told me he has not eaten today and very broke then I reply him that I would give him 5k to see road then he shouted that I am bigger than 5k and I reply him with anger if he want the money or not. Another one go collect loan in which he was not able to pay and the next thing he send me message for one evening that he needed money to pay the loan before night go reach as if he keep money in my account. Another one always call me in which I dey wire money to am constantly because he try for me when I get nothing but the problem is he keep asking me money every week and the more I give him the more he keep asking thinking I don't have plans for my money. Some will call u when u are broke and once u tell them that u are broke there won't believe you and will keep intestify the begging. There are many instances in which I can't mention because some of my friends are in nairaland and I don't want them to know am talking about them.
Now let me go to girls. Most girls throw themselves on me which let me to loose interest with them because there are after my money. Now I only follow girls that are rich or richer than me because I believe she will follow me for love and not money because she don't need my money.
From conclusion I can say I understand why my cousin was behaving like that because right now am in her shoes and I know what it means to have little money.
Please I type very fast. Don't mind my grammar and spelling

Queenslander:
Nose makers

I beg e dey charge too much to make the nose? I need one,like Jackson own.

Iamzik:
You too like vawulence ☺️☺️

bros,I go hide for your back

Report to police and arrest him,u don get problem and u want more abi?

JackDaAlienz:
The second hand iphone 8 plus i ordered online came in today via God is Good logistics.

Long story short, dem run me street
The guy made a video showing him using the iphone and it was working very well.
Once he sent me a photo of the reciept of waybill in God is good office where he went to send the phone to me. I sent him 70k plus 7500 for way bill.

Today the parcel arrived and when i opened it
I turned it on It showed the Iphone is LOCKED
i went to phone repair to unblock network
Only for them to tell me it is a stolen iphone and the owner has permantely locked it.
That nothing can be done

The guy has blocked me in telegram and he is not responding to my messages on whatsapp.
I have been angry since Afternoon, i feel like crying. 77k just go like that.

Abeg how should i unlock a stolen iphone locked by the owner.
I cant let this 70k go just like that
Please HELP ME

SmellyNyash:
I am shot of words right now but God's plan for Nigeria will definitely come to pass

and I dodged the shot,for no weapon formed against me shall prosper.

ThisisBuhari:
Is this true?
Any other one please?

Cc: Lalasticlala

the other one still get God's work to do before him go die.

colorsofrainbow:

Even if na you

if na me AWOL

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What's on your mind seeing this picture,[/quote]buying him walking stick.

OurTruth24:
Humanoids with fangs and weapons to kill them.

Sam and Dean

Truvelisback:
U dey whine urself.

how I go reject 50M? I give my vote to another.

Truvelisback:
We are talking abt 50M and u are talking abt PVC. Will ur PVC give u 50M?

no! (I'll not reject it)Na my pvc go talk later(I go vote another)

May the radar of village people never locate you Amen

OgaDeyVex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTHEwP0LmZE

A Video of a Nigerian Man jubilating after landing in Canada has been Shared Online.

In a Viral Video On The Internet, As Sighted By , The Man laid on the floor as he sang and praised God for leaving Nigeria.

''I have escaped Nigeria'' he said as he lifted his hands in thanksgiving to God.

Watch The Video As Obtained By Below:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgzDOB7ArFg/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=2db0e5e2-a27b-46e9-ae17-ea3fa5b1c8c3&ig_mid=A78FD703-BF59-4712-9324-C74D2538C0D2

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. If Tinubu offers u #50,000000 to endorse him as the President of Nigeria, will u reject it? Be sincere to urself Let's hear honest view.

no! Na my pvc go talk later.

LilianGeorge:
My hubby likes to suck on my breasts, he can be on my breasts suckling it for over 30mins, its not as if I don't like it cos it actually turns me on, but I'm scared, I'm scared that its going to make my boobs saggy, We have talked about this and he was like, he doesn't care if its saggy that afterall, he owns it. What do y'all think?

no matter wat laws of gravity will visit it,so allow him to enjoy what he had paid for,or spend extra money to get it outside.

Otvnaijablog:
Amotekun Arrests Teenager For ‘Sleeping’ With Goat

https://otvnaijanews.com.ng/2022/08/02/amotekun-arrests-teenager-for-sleeping-with-goat/

the goat self,was still asking for more.if I lie,waiting him mouth the do there?

Haynnie:
i was scrolling through a feed on Facebook and I came across a post about guns and the military enthusiasts were debating between the AK-47 and the M-16 AR which is a better weapon for extraction and the reason why it tend to be better than the latter.

We all know the current situation in our country and how the Nigerian military force are trying to subdue attacks from unknown gunmen/herdsmen and the rifle they are commonly seen with is the well known Ak-47 which got me thinking if the military higher ups cannot provide more better ammunition and military gadgets for their fight against insurgency? Why are there scarce in advance military grade weapons?

Is any reasonable fact about the Ak-47 better than any automatic rifles?

Please share your thoughts.

Dominique
Mynd44
Lalasticlala

ask boko haram and don't ask me why o!

LagosInter:
She attends white garment church though.

See pics below.

What is it used for please?

sea shell,na mamywater o! U don blow if na good one.