Holybwoy: Naptu2 is obsessed with me and since he won't stop mentioning my avatar, I have decided to giveaway 20k out of my benevolence to any Nairalander who can properly recite the emi lokan anthem.
Winner will be announced by 7pm today.
, “Emi Lokan, Emi Lokan, baba wey no well, he dey shout Emi Lokan. Hand dey shake, leg dey shake, baba wey no well he dey shout Emi Lokan,”
Okobola146: ABACHA's Children VS BUHARI's Children: SCHOOLS ATTENDED
ABACHA 1. Late Ibrahim Abacha - Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria, Nigeria 2. Mohammed Abacha - University of Maiduguri, Nigeria 3. Abba Sani Abacha - University of Maiduguri, Nigeria 4. Mahmud Sani Abacha - University of Maiduguri, Nigeria 5. Sadiq Abacha - University of Maiduguri, Nigeria 6. Zainab Abacha - University of Maiduguri 7. Fatima Gumsu Abacha - University of Maiduguri, Nigeria 8. Rakiya Abacha - Bayero University Kano, Nigeria 9. Abdullahi Abacha - University of Maiduguri, Nigeria 10. Mustapha Abacha - University in Niger Republic, Africa
BUHARI 1. Fatima M. Buhari - Business Academy, Stratford, United Kingdom. 2. Nana-Hadiza M. Buhari - Cobham Hall, Kent, United Kingdom 3. Safinatu M. Buhari - Cobham Hall, Kent, United Kingdom 4. Halima M. Buhari - University of Leicester, United Kingdom 5. Yusuf M. Buhari - University of Surrey, United Kingdom. 6. Zahra M. Buhari - University of Surrey, United Kingdom. 7. Hanan M. Buhari - Ravensbourne University, United Kingdom
Are you still wondering why Nigerian Universities are closed.
make money come all my pikin them go school for Ghana.
LoveUdie: "I got married in 2021. Ever since day one, my hubby and I have sex twice a month. I have tried talking to him but he'll say he isn't feeling fine. If I try to seduce him he'll remove my hand. I'll have to wait till he feels like having sex which is twice a month.
We don't have kids yet and we both work. I'm tired because I'm missing out on the fun of marriage. What can I do?"
What can she do house? How can she make her husband show more interest in sex?
well pray about it,there is nothing God cannot do!
Blackdeewhy: Though it is sad, but thank God it is not a kidnapping case. Congratulations to you all. May what was stolen be restored to you in ten folds....
since way them born me I never see that fish in the last picture come out of water.i think next time I travel I will catch one and video it .e dey sweet die
siofra: As a virgin, I'm not getting married to a non-virgin. I don talk my own
The Naked Truth: Some many men spend their best years "damaging" some women AND then when they're ready to settle down, they WANT a woman who's not "damaged" at all. Y'all, please help me make some sense out of this one! #EmpoweringWomenNow #victorhill4 #msruby
those ones are damaged beyond repair by another guy.kama no dey sleep.
Adebisi0070: I married this Lady 2years back, we courted for 3 months and then we did our wedding. After our wedding we found out we will be expecting a baby, few months later my wife changed drastically in character, she became abusive & hostile towards me. She insults and hits me. I thought it was pregnancy hormones, i over looked and loved my wife. After delivery she grew worst, she does'nt lack anything from me, i reported to my in-laws, they called their daughter to order yet no change, i reported to my parent, infact she rained insult on me in present of my mum & granmom. Everytin to make peace no way, last month i called my wife inside & asked her why this character? She started cryin & she said "her dad abused & misused her mother, always her mom was going through pains, after all she saw, she vowed she wil not subject to any man'' i cried with her and assured her that am not her father & i wont act as him. My wife changed only 2 weeks & grew worse. Am fade up, i want a DIVORCE. What do i do my fellow N'Ls?
sometimes u feel like not going home? Does she lie too? Well do your wish
bn365: The entire Japanese government has resigned. New composition of the Japanese government under the leadership of Prime Minister Fumio Kishida will soon be announced. The reshuffle was originally expected at the beginning of September, but Kishida decided to do it now due to the intention to accelerate the promotion of the economic concept of "new capitalism", the need to take action due to rising food and fuel prices, and in order to prepare in advance for the parliamentary session .
na waiting make made in Japan dey better pass made in China.
Femifasola: How did African Indians come? We can understand African Americans and Africans in Caribbean. How did the African Indians come about and why is no one talking about them?
there are 2 types of black in india, 1)the sidi who where the descendents of the Bantus from south Africa. 2)the Dravidians( ask google )
Faithntruth: my quest to learn fashion design drove my thoughts far as to how to raise the needed amount of money to pursue my dream, due to my family background I knew the only way I could achieve it is to look for a small job and save from there. few months ago I was linked by a friend to a man who needed a secretary in his establishment, having attended an interview I was given the job and placed on 20k monthly pay, little did I know that was the beginning of a new chapter of problem. at first I was very comfortable with the environment not knowing the man I work for is a devil.
my boss abuses me at will and does have time correct me when I make mistakes, I tried talking to him that it is my first time of working as a secretary and I am open for corrections.my first month pay was 14k instead of 20k with an excuse that I waste paper and data which of a truth I only use them in line with the job. he suddenly started being friendly(giving me transport and buying snacks) which was surprising but knowing who I was dealing with I was also cautious until he opened up one day that he likes me and want a secret romance which I turned him down(he is older than my late father) and the real devil came alive. I was sometimes pay 13k monthly and had to endure series of harrasment that I sometimes wakeup to cry at night knowing what I had to go through at work. while my search for another job yielded no result I had to endure the torture. on Friday while I was typing a document he gave me the previous day,he came in and started shouting at me and stretch his hands and touched my breast,I stood up and pushed him to the ground and went straight home and later returned with my resignation letter. Terrible experience I will never forget in my life. THANK GOD
sue his ass and give my share,na sexual harassment be that.
cowboyvs: Good day Folks, I am not going to bore you with all the details. Ok, I have been a member of this Forum but I really need matured advise cos I am in a dilemma right now. I met this cute babe in 2021. She is from Edo I am Igbo. I was really thinking of getting married to her but I have some serious concerns.
Firstly, sometime last year she came visiting. While she was sleeping on my laps her phone screen lit up so I was tempted to look and I saw message delivered to Mariam. So something whispered to me to check the content of the message. When I checked, I discovered that the message was deleted after it was sent.
So being a Guyman, that discovery spurred my curiosity. What I did was to copy the number and checked on Truecaller, lo and behold a Man’s name appeared. So I checked his name on face book and checked on WhatsApp too and I saw it was a married Man with five kids.
So I waited till morning and confronted her. Initially, she denied it was a man but when I confronted her with my evidence she confessed it was a married man. I enquired further and she told me they have had s*x like 4 times while we were dating ooo. I butted her out of my house and blocked her completely.
But this babe will be using other pple’s phones to call and be sending msgs telling me she is sorry. So at a point I forgave her and we continued, but, I was not ready to start trusting her again. So last week, I was trying to see if she has truly turned a new leaf before making a major move by going to see her parents. I was shocked what I saw in her WhatsApp.
There was this random dude asking her out. From their chats she told the guy that she has a boyfriend so she can’t have anything to do with him. But, she sent him a video of her touching her Vagi*a. Telling him she wets and squirts very well. When the guy demanded they see so he can feel her she told him no that her Vagin* is only for her boyfriend. Also I saw so many guys asking her out but she kept telling them she is in a serious relationship and she can’t date them.
So I am really confused. She is 22 and I am 33. It pains me so much cos this girl is so loving and caring and also a good cook. She treats me well and has never disrespected me. I am really hurting inside cos I feel this is not the kind of woman I wanna marry like how do u expose the most intimate part of ur body to someone else. Is it lack of maturity or she is jst loose and I didn’t know. I have refused picking her calls but she keeps on begging and sending msgs seriously. I am tired.
Please I need matured advise cos I am no longer getting young and I wanna settle down ASAP.
Savageman: Hi everyone, after wasting 5 years of my life in benin doing Yahoo yahoo, gambling and wasting all the money i made on clubing, women, drugs and police case.. I came back to my parents house in Abuja to start a new legit life.
I'm 24 years old, a phone technician. When i came back to my parents house, i use the little money with me to open a phone repair shop in my area and some making little money. After couple of months working i meet this beautiful girl, who came to my shop to repair her phone. We got talking, exchange movies and contact and we became very close. She always come to my shop almost everyday and anytime she comes she will ask me of money (sometimes 1k or 2k) for something.. We would talk and watch movies together(she loves movies)..
Story short after about a month, i invited over to my house(parents house, but my room is not joined with the house) we were together and watching movies, well we had s*x. That's how it started.
Well the thing is she always bill me 2k, 1k, 5k. And am trying to arrange my life with the little money I'm making from my phone repair business. I'm saving up to buy a laptop to learn programming. and this girl always bill me anytime she comes to my shop. and anytime she come over to my place we always have s*x.. I want to stop all this, we are not in any relationship, she told me she doesn't have a boyfriend. I'm tired and i want to save up for my future. Im just confuse, How can i tell this girl i don't want this kinda friendship/relationship?
Please help me move to fp
u r in a relationship with her already,if I lie make she see u with another girl.u with see what she will say to u.
Das1mama: Good morning to you all, I believe that some persons probably might have gone through some of my thread's I post, my quotes and so on, Nobody can ever wish him/herself evil, the world is full of wicked people which many are even from your family mostly the ones from a polygamous family; My entire Life has been Shattered and in disarray not in proper order, to summarize all; Nature took me from the first to be the last in my family because I'm still the only one living in poverty with my son among the rest Pls someone should empower me in my financial needs to start up a business of buying and selling different varieties of food to make gain or even as a loan to help me desist from begging and making different Lies to gain favour and is really affecting my Religious life which makes me Hate myself the more. Pls help me kind hearted people. God Almighty reward you all. Amen.
belladonna18: Hello nairalanders! Please I’d really need your advice on this and I’d appreciate if there’d be no insults.
My fiancé called to tell me he wants me to come visit him and I agreed to,after all I’m my own boss.
I got to his house and met only his friend at home.Before that day,my fiancé’s brother had travelled out of the country with his family, gifting him a lot of things.
Although,I wasn’t available to go with them to the airport because of my business. So then his friend, whom I met at home alone, was just jokingly telling me about the phone and other gifts given to my fiancé.
He then added that since I do not have a good phone at the moment,I should hold on to the one the brother gave my fiancé.
I as a person do not know how to request from my fiancé when I’m in need. I do everything myself, including my hair, clothings, even sub amongst many others. I really m the shy type. I have an independent nature.
His friend gave me the phone, it’s still looking neat and new since the brother didn’t use it for long.
When my fiancé got back,I couldn’t tell him because I felt he might not let me have it, besides, his friend already told me not to tell him until I get back to my apartment
I did as his friend said.i believe he was after my interest.
babe be careful! Wat if it a set up? Imagine o! My babe steal my phone,and the friend denying giving it to you.
alwayscool: I am 30 years old, and unmarried,7 months back I had Facebook conversation with a married woman of 40 years, we live in same city. After two days of conversation she finally block me on Facebook,but few days ago I made a fake Facebook id and sent her a friend request,after three days of sending friend request one evening she accepted the freind request and messaged me,she asked me "why would I make fake id to contact her ", I replied -because u blocked me 7 months ago... Now she blocked my message again but again I am sending her friend request almost everyday but neither she accept not rejecting the request Why is she nor accepting nor rejecting my friend request on Facebook?
because the husband will kill u,run for ur life,run o!
Hollybratt: Good fellow nairaland members. I created this thread because of some girls on this forum who like insulting gays. Whenever a guy make a topic about him being a gay, check the first commenter, it will always be a girl. And she won't give a nice comment than to insult the guy. I've been noticing this for long. My question is why does it normally pain you when a guy claim to be a gay openly? Do you want them to continue fukking your toto for you? Or is it your a$$? Learn to mind your business, and leave gay men alone, don't blast them. They are not your family member. IRMC
which kind question be this naw? If person chop ur banana,u go happy?(no verse say I use question answer ur question o)
Southernigbo: She been previously married twice, but on each occasion the husband died after 2 to 3 yrs. Now she is finding it difficult getting a husband and she is still very young and beautifu. Some ppl who other wise have asked for her hand think there is superstious about her, but actually there is not she is just a normal lady and nothing more who was only unlucky to have had the life of a peculiar type of trial.
if na who want to be a millionaire now,I go come but this who wants to die,my hand no dey o!
I pounded the uziza seed and added to the meat and pomo. I then added seasoning cubes with little water to simmer before addingmore water to cook it.
I then dissolved the opei with hot meat water and added to the boiling meat. Dissolved the ogbono with oil and added the boiling meat stock. Let it done. Added bitter leaf at this stage.
I let the bitter leaf for a few secs and added the grated/, chopped okra, stired before finally adding the uziza leaves and brought it down immediately.
Last pics. I turned my lafun lesekese and dished as e dey hot .
Politics › Re: 20k Giveaway For Anyone Who Recites "Emi Lokan, Hand Dey Shake" Anthem by dnawah(m): 6:41pm On Aug 11, 2022
