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immortalcrown:
Even as the body of your post praises Obi, you are insane. Being OBIDIENT does not justify stupidity. You may claim you are using the caption to attract the supporters of BAT and Atiku. The truth is you are wrong. The caption of a post is more consequential than the body of the post.

Why is the word "Bitter" in your caption?

to attract Apc and Pdp,they r now disappointed.

1bunne4lif:
It is finished!!!

it is not finished o! If everyone can arm himself.

Nelson7474:
R Kelly escape prison via security footage of beneath ground

R Kelly escape prison via security footage of beneath ground


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W63JRxwxljs

I believe he can fly

saintbillion:
https://news-af.feednews.com/news/detail/4e0a913dbdbc581eedec678541f7a187?client=news

if na nigeria,na na the same pastor go rip am all.

Afamsi:
Yes nobody knows the thoughts of God except the Spirit of God. You are a woman and want to go to heaven, stop using Jezebel properties like make-up, lip sticks, nail cortex, and ear rings. Stop wearing trousers, weave-on and high heel shoes etc

high heel shoes kwa?

phoneport:
Boko Haram fighters have seized control of the prisons in Kuje, an Abuja suburb, freeing hardened criminals into the nation's capital.

The insurgents stormed the facility at about 10:00 p.m., detonating explosives and opening live rounds on state agents guarding the facility, according to a senior government official.

"Suspected Boko Haram attackers have just seized the prisons from our control," an official said to Peoples Gazette. "They have destroyed the prison and we don't know what they plan to do next."

The official could not immediately elaborate on the unfolding chaos at the prison, which holds suspects ranging from disgraced police chief Abba Kyari to infamous terror masterminds.

"All major, biggest terrorists, armed robbers and kidnappers have escaped," a top security source told The Gazette.

Residents in the areas have also confirmed hearing loud noises believed to be explosives and gunfire.

Soldiers and other security personnel around the facility reportedly fled when the attackers arrived in "over 1,000 motorcycles," per our sources.

Another prison source told The Gazette some high-profile suspects did not escape during the attack, which lasted about three hours.


"Abba Kyari, Farouk Lawan and other white-collar detainees are still here," a top prison source said. "But most of the violent criminals and terrorists have been released."

A spokesman for the Nigerian Correctional Service and the FCT police did not immediately return requests seeking details about the incident late Tuesday.

The attack comes as insecurity inundated President Muhammadu Buhari and his security chiefs. Earlier on Tuesday, the administration confirmed an attack on the president's convoy in his home Katsina state.


Source: https://www.abujapress.com/2022/07/breaking-boko-haram-takes-over-kuje.html

this country is finished, thanks for your information.

TheWolfen:
Wahala

double wahala

FaustineOwusu:
A Canada-based Nigerian lady has taken to social media to share a piece of advice with her countrymen who are considering moving to Canada.

The Nigerian lady in a video currently making the rounds online told Nigerians looking to relocate to the North American country to be prepared for the hustle and bustle.

In the video documenting a typical day in her life as a factory worker, she revealed that as early as 4:50 am, she is already on her way to work to resume at 5am.

She noted that waking up that early was a major strain for her, so anybody that is making plans to relocate there should prepare their minds.

“It’s is about 10 minutes to 5 and I am heading to work. It was a struggle waking up this morning, a huge struggle. This is part of the things we go through, so be ready in case your journey is like mine.” She said in part
Watch her speak below,

https://www.allgistroom.com/if-youre-coming-to-canada-be-ready-canada-based-nigerian-lady-who-resumes-work-at-5am-tells-nigerians/

lazy girl,u want tell us say u don cross naw!! In nigeria here I wake up the same time to go to work.

Nelly1830:
Amotekun operative laments bitterly after soldiers seized all their protective charms.

The military officers reportedly had an altercation with the Amotekun in Ekiti state and seized all their protective juju (charms).

A video which was shared on online showed when one of the operatives of the regional security outfit was ranting over how they were left to walk around with just uniform and no spiritual protection.

His colleagues were trying to calm him down, but he became agitated even more because he felt that if he may not survive if attacked while not wearing his charm

Watch the video.

https://fb.watch/e02IyvKLcp/

anything wey dey good for the goose,e dey good for the gander,

666Advocate:
Palestine mumu
USA and Isreal are birds of same feather.
They flock together.

chie!!na the one wey they write him name be that.

DamnnNiggarr:
My Bossom childhood friend was financially down and needed financial assistance because his landlord was suffocating him with his constant nagging. So he contacted me as his old guy and and told me the situation on ground and requested for financial assistance from me. I didn't hesitate in sending him the money which he summed up with the one he had and cleared his house rent.

So, this afternoon, his wife texted me, and in her text, she thanked me for the assistance and requested to pay me a visit and and help me with some of my chores since my wife is in Bayelsa. From the very moment I set my eyes on that text, I haven't been myself knowing fully well that one thing may lead to another during her visit/stay.

That my guy is so dear to me and we treat each other with utmost respect so for this reason, I wouldn't like to loose that respect and trust. This woman is anticipating my response, according to her.

Please house, how do I discourage her from visiting me in my wife's absence without it looking as if I'm avoiding her? What does she want? Who has been in this type of situation and how did you resolve the issue without creating enmity?

tell her not to worry,that u r ok

okaroangel:
Doctor Removes Herdsman’s Kidney In Adamawa After Mistaking It For Tumour (Photos)

https://trendytalker.com/doctor-removes-herdsmans-kidney-in-adamawa-after-mistaking-it-for-tumour-photos/

here! Make him apply visa o! These people way no dey hear sorry

FutureIsFemale:
I believe this country will be great again if;
1. The mantle of leadership is given to women.
2. Our men stop raping women and be responsible.

na the ones wey dey do hook-up or escort?abi the ones wey dey do both back and front enlargement and dress naked?God never rest again since wey,him create una.

Fantazy:
Hello Bosses!
Sorry to disturb you with my stupid question!

I'm young guy teaching in a private school. There's this one of my students in SS 2 class to be precise. This girl is so exposed sexually, to the extent that she talks anyhow (Adult kind of talks) even when a teacher might be in the class.
I joke/play with them in the class most times (normal joke and play between teacher and students) as I'm not the "strict/disciplinarian" type. And they are very free with me.
The thing is, this girl refers to me or sees me as her boyfriend, even saying it in the present of my colleagues (her other teachers) sometimes. She gets angry anytime she sees me with any of my female colleague, saying I'm cheating on her (I have never had anything intimate with this girl). sometimes, during break, she will just hide from her colleague and come to meet me in my private office. She will boldly say she loves me, without shaking her voice. I asked her if she's a virgin she said No. That's she's been disvirgined since she was in JSS3 (She's in SS2 now).
She's tempting me, I can just decide to Bleep her one day, (That's what she even want) but I'm the shy type i.e. I'm not the type who is sharp to mingle with females. (I have never wooed any of my gfs. Don't even know it's happened)
I dont know how many times I would've f*cked her if I was one of those bad guys. The shocking part is that when I threaten to report her, she will say I should go ahead, that is it a Crime to love?
I go just weak!

What do you think about this guys.

the best way to fight or avoid a woman is by your hat, grab it and run away.

GreatBoss:
But come to think of it, by the grace of God iv travelled and spent atleast 3 weeks in no less than 12 Nigerian States each and iv come across so many tribes begging with plates even during my days in some West Africa Countries I noticed it too there but I have never seen an Ijaw person begging with plates on the streets.
Not even one.
Iv travelled to so many Ijaw villages.
Not even one.

Ijaws are in six Nigerian States all Ijaws share perfect boundaries with each other.
Bayelsa is one of their main homes.

na them be those ones wey dey suit beg?

Serial48:
I wasn’t in an accident, i just parked and me and my brother preceded into the bank to sort some issues that kept me there for an hour, I returned to where my car was parked and i found out that.. I can’t even explain it!

tell the bank to provide the CCTV,

In the name of the father,the son and the evil spirit

kenzysmith:
Good evening guys went to my ex wedding yesterday and I saw how happy her husband was I dance to congratulate them and as soon I shook hands with my ex
I remember those nights she will beg me to sex her, I remember the styles I use her to learn, I remember how she gave me bj , I remember how I use to smack her ass when she use to give me doggy , I remember the countless time I have Bleep her then I burst into laughter the husband was impress and taught my laughter was joy and he thank me after I shook his hands why my ex shook her head towards the ground

I want to tender my apology for falling the wife brea....st drastically and the pu ...ss y I have handle with aggression I tender my apology to the unborn children for the brea...st I have su ck beyond repair am sorry they should forgive me

ur own wife don suffer right now 3 guys dey handle am.

Delacroix6:
An effective leader..
The kind we want in Nigeria...

no go there, even if them dey kill,they no want know.
A borrower is a slave to the lender if they talk,them go come take this country from them.

jt2damoney:
Why Are The Majority Of The Countries That Broke Out from the former soviet union aligning with the west (EU) and not Russia (BRICS)?

Is there something Russia �� is doing that is not right?

when they give una sweet and then collect one of una own.waiting u go do?na put ur own for mouth fast.

Na to drag am out,there and kill it!

Bluezy13:
Okay


Imagine if the most beautiful lady was the bearer of this news...
Mba! Impossible! Such mistake can never happen !

she no fine,but azuka gboom,nkiruka pkam.

Looking for black goat in the night,all these years why una no do am?

Islandlady:
How old are you?

I asked because you wants a serious relationship with a 19years old girl A girl that is still very young & naive! A girl that is not emotionally and morally ready for a serious relationship or marriage!

Kindly leave that girl and go look for a very mature woman for a serious relationship to protect your mental health, becos your crying just dey start tho!

if you pursue dog for shit na who go chop any?are u available? �

Beehive01:
Have you ever had sex with a man?
Was it fun?
Did you freak out?
Was it horrible, disgusting,nasty and underwhelming?
Or did you feel basically nothing?

As a lesbian air your experience down below

try am them say e sweet pass

Alaigbopress:
I came to this Forum to complain about how my Girlfriend always posts pictures of her ex on her Status and uses his pictures as her screensaver.

Here is the link to the thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7133811/girlfriend-keeps-posting-ex-pictures

After her explanations which looked like Truth. We moved on and I have to make a Counter post where I nearly insulted Nairalanders who came to my help with loads of advice to dump the Girl. Here is the link to the second thread I made which also made the front page.

https://www.nairaland.com/7138678/lost-girl-friend-followed-advice

Please Nairalanders forgive me for not heeding to your advice, and also the way I spoke to You guys. I am really sorry about that.

This morning I woke up again and went through her Status and saw another guy she posted on her Status. Jokingly I asked her if this is the Okechukwu (not my name) she is talking about and putting Love Emorji for because she has done that several times. So I was expecting her to tell me that the guy is her Cousin or a relation and to my chagrin she told me the guy is her ex and that she just loves the picture.

I now reprimanded and scolded her that I had warned her not to post anything ex both pictures or videos on her Status. That was when this same girl told me that it is over between us that I complain a lot bla bla bla.

WHY AM I WRITING THIS
I am writing this to advise my fellow guys.
Guys please You have to be careful with these girls, some of them are very heartless, wicked and very manipulative.

Today I am joining the Redpill Gang full time.

thank God u survived the crash

Kobojunkie:
Forget that fantastical story fed you by your pastors and mogs. Instead the meaning of what Jesus Christ said there is found in what is written right there in Matthew 19 vs 16 - 23

this not story Google it,I know this as far as 1988,back then at centre cuture des etats unis d'amerique.

dapadawee:
As it is difficult for a camel to go through the niddle hole

not a camel but a big man, those days the city has a big gate which is usually closed in the evening and a smaller one(the eye of the middle) where the camels and the farmers used to pass when the gate is closed.a big man with prides can never bend down and dirty his clothes through that place.and also remember that the road to heaven is narrow while the one to hell is wide.