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joshjc:
man u victory go shock you tomorrow

them go win them front(home) and back(away)

YenYo:
Man city to win 3-2. High scoring encounter.

3-1 yes o!in return it is draw

results
1.Liverpool vs Porto,home win.
2.Tottenham vs Machester City,home win.
3.Ajax vs Juventus,home win.
4.Manchester United vs Barcelona,away win.
RETURN LEG
1.Porto vs Liverpool away win.
2.Juventus vs Ajax home win
3.Manchester City vs Tottemham draw.
4.Barcelona vs Manchester United home win .i'll drop the full details later enjoy.

Trizzi:
Not like a State House of Assembly member that commissioned a Toilet at his consistency somewhere in Nigeria. Hon. Shauibu Saleh, a Local Government Chairman in Kaduna North LGA built a spacious station with fully air conditioning system and donated it to Nigerian Police.


Photos shared by a Twitter user, he wrote:



Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/04/see-police-station-kaduna-state-local.html

pls just go to Aso rock and drag bubu out,

Gaspardd:
There is this lady at work, she works for the client and i work for the contractor. She has a nigga friend who is my padi and he has been talking to me about her, after so much persuasion, i said fùck it and gave it a shot.

Really she was so receptive than i envisaged and since then we've been casually saying hi and stuff.
On saturday i called her and asked about her weekend, she told me she wasnt doing anything, i suggested we meet on sunday(ytd). She said she wud call me wenever she's back from church.
She called around 5pm, i dressed up, all my clothes were creased so bad so i had to borrow a niggas Tshirt, pocketed 2k cus i am cheap and i live cheap, so i cant spend more than 2k on a date.

I got to d venue, she was waiting already, she was putting on a gown revealing some cleavage which was a very nice sight but really unlike her as she always dress modest to work.
Long story short, i ordered for drinks, all was 1400 naira, which was within budget, d 100 naira change will be for my TP and i will give d maruwa guy 500 for her own TP to give her d remaining change. Everything was going according to plan, things were going fine , what a good time to be alive. Suddenly she said she feels like chewing sth.
I initially made as if i didnt hear what she said, she said it again and i interjected with "NOPE, CHEWING IS BAD FOR TEETH" She laffed and beckoned on the waiter to come over. In shock i yelled wait wait, i brought out the whole of 1500, dropped it on the table and told her this all i have with me, already she knows there is 1400 payment to be made.

She didnt give a shìt, she called the guy, brought 2 plates of meat, i was just feeling awkward watching how the whole shìt wud play out. At last she brought out her purse, gave d guy some money, i picked the 1500, gave it to the waiter but he returned the money, said the money she gave him is complete.
Seriously i was ashamed of myself, i wanted to talk about it but i decided to let it slide so as not to overflogg the issue.
Later we were done and i saw her off, i gave d driver 500 for her TP. Some hrs later i saw 3missed calls from her, i texted her back and she responded with... see you tmao. While i dont know wht that means but i know she is gonna tell everybody at work about what happened, about how i am a stingy pig. But i aint stingy, i just priotize things i spend money on.
Today i told my niggas what happened, i have only two niggas, but neither i nor any of them has heard about the parol from another source. But then i am sure that if words get around, my reputation = Ruined

u have chewed more than u have bitten.check if ur tongue

Mightymanna:
are u saying that God is with modern Israelis?

yes modern God is with the modern Israelis.for the old one blessed their ancestors.

Mightymanna:
Oman calls on Arabs to ease Israel's 'fears for its future'
Jordan's FM Ayman Safadi dismissed Oman's remarks at World Economic Forum saying 'issue is that there is an occupation'.


A top Omani government official has said Arabs must take initiatives to make Israel overcome "fears for its future" in the region, drawing criticism from Jordan .
The remarks on Saturday by Yusuf bin Alawi bin Abdullah, the minister responsible for foreign affairs in Oman, came on the sidelines of the World Economic Forum hosted by Jordan on the shores of the Dead Sea.
"The West has offered Israel political, economic and military support and it now holds all the means of power... but despite that it fears for its future as a non-Arab country surrounded by 400 million Arabs," he said.

"I believe that we Arabs must be able to look into this issue and try to ease those fears that Israel has through initiatives and real deals between us and Israel," he told a panel discussing geopolitics.

While Abdullah's title is Minister Responsible for Foreign Affairs, Oman's Sultan Qaboos bin Said Al Said remains the official Minister of Foreign Affairs.
The panel's moderator, journalist Hadley Gamble, interrupted him to ask if the best solution to the decades-long Israeli-Palestinian conflict is "recognising Israel and its right to exist".
The minister said no.
"Not recognising, but we want them themselves to feel that there are no threats to their future."
Jordanian Foreign Minister Ayman Safadi, whose country is the only Arab nation along with Egypt to have a peace treaty with Israel, dismissed the remarks saying "the issue is that there is an occupation" of Arab land.
"The Arab world has recognised Israel's right to exist. The Palestinians themselves recognised the Israeli right to exist... that is not the issue," Safadi told the panel.
"The issue is that there is an occupation. Is this occupation going to end or not?
Israel, Safadi said, must "withdraw from Arab lands occupied since 1967 and allow" the creation of a Palestinian state. "This is the issue," he said.
"If they (Israel) say they are not comfortable, that is not my problem," said Safadi.
"The problem is not with Arabs giving assurances... the problem is with Israel doing what is right for peace," he added.
"Israel... is not doing the right thing. Actually, it is doing more of the wrong things by suffocating Palestinians," the Jordanian foreign minister said, referring to the Israeli-blockaded Gaza Strip .
"Gaza, is probably as you heard many times, the world's largest prison," he added.
In recent months, Israel has been courting Gulf Arab states.
In February, Israeli Prime Minister
Benjamin Netanyahu met one-on-one with Bin Alawi at an international conference in Warsaw, attended by officials from Saudi Arabia, Bahrain and the United Arab Emirates.
In October last year, Netanyahu held surprise talks with Oman's Sultan Qaboos in Muscat - raising
Palestinian fears of a normalisation of ties.
Last year Bin Alawi told a regional conference in Bahrain it might be "time for Israel to be treated the same (as states in the Middle East) and also bear the same obligations".
Bahrain endorsed the remarks which at the time were said to be aimed at moving the Israeli-Palestinian "narrative from intractability to a new focus of pragmatism".


source: https://aje.io/exx8g

when the Lord is with u,even ur enemy will be at peace with u.the word of God never lie.may His name be blessed.

splendid22:
Pretty and busty Peggy Onah is one of the rising talents in the competitive Nigerian movie industry.

Unlike most actresses would need to show their boobs to flaunt their sex appeal, Onah believes in flaunting her talent than her boobs.
The actress who broke into Nollywood via the movie ‘Toskana’ noted that she doesn’t want people to focus on her boobs.
She made this known in a recent encounter with TheNewsGuru.

“No I don’t like it when people focus on my boobs rather than on my talent. My talent is what makes me unique and not my boobs”.

https://www.thenewsguru.com/entertainment/article/i-want-people-focus-talent-not-boobs-peggy-onah/

which chest?pls if u see it quote me

after that their brothers at the borders will still ask you to pay,be4 stamping ur passport.

barclayb:
BREAKING NEWS: U.S is now Visa-free for Ghanaians without criminal records; stay of no more than 30 days allowed.

The NPP government is delivering its promises for ensuring a stress-free travel for Ghanaians.
Aside reducing the processing times in acquiring passports, the government has increased the validity of Ghanaian passports from 5 to 10 years.
Today, Foreign Minister Shirley Botchwey has signed a visa-free travel policy with the United States on behalf of all Ghanaians.
In this new policy, holders of Ghanaian passports without any criminal records are entitled to visit the United States without visas for a period of 30 days only.
The Satirist Attachee at the embassy, Dr. Baffour Gyawu (Mphil, Phd) told the press present that the only document needed to board a plane to the US is a valid passport and Police clearance certificate.
“Traffic offences are considered criminal”, he added.

Source:
http://news7pm.com/us-visa-free/


Back home our immigration and foreign Representatives still don't have a clue of their jobs:

https://www.nairaland.com/5118972/immigration-officials-exposed-demanding-bribes

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2019/04/03/national/crime-legal/15-japanese-arrested-thailand-raid-accused-scamming-¥225-million/?hootPostID=d1cfa890abfebac2c8b4c3433ebf2b7b#.XKgw_R7TV-F

soon I'll get one

ureportsAbuja:
Palestinians pray for fish as Israel opens deeper waters
http://247ureports.com/2019/04/palestinians-pray-for-fish-as-israel-opens-deeper-waters/
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Israel has long limited Palestinian fishing waters, and has varied the size of the zone. It was tightened to just 6-9 miles (9-15 km) from the coast in recent years. But on Monday, Israel broadened the limit to 12-15 miles (19-24 km) out, its widest since 2000, before a Palestinian revolt erupted.

good 4 them

nepapole:

AlexReports:
MISS IMO STATE 2018,QUEEN CHINONYE JOY OLEBU RELEASES GODDESS LOOK PICTURES, SET TO HANDOVER CROWN


Queen Chinonye Joy Olebu, reigning Miss Imo State has released photos as she is set to hand over the crown in the forthcoming 2019 Miss Imo State contest, holding in Owerri, the Imo state capital.

Queen Chinonye doubles as a beauty Queen and the Convener of JoyChinonye Foundation(JCF).She has displayed unconventional wisdom, abled capacity and Intellectual disposition of commitment throughout her reign as a beauty Queen.

She was crowned Queen in April 2018 and would be handing over on the 13th of April 2019. During her reign, Queen Chinonye was engaged in several charity and humanitarian projects. As the founder of Joy Chinonye Foundation, Queen Joy has carried out free medical outreach in Orsu LGA,Imo State with the development partnership of Society For Family Health (SFH) in Imo state.

Her Foundation also donated food and other items to inmates, during a visit to Owerri prisons, to share love and extend its hands of benevolence to the those who have given up on life.

Few months ago, Queen Chinonye also flagged-off the Dance Flash Mob Project, tagged 'Arise Girl Initiative'. A project which explored the the art of dancing as channel to impact on the society and help support talented dancers in some communities across Nigeria.

Her Majesty Queen Joy Chinonye bagged several awards during her reign, amongst them is the recognition as the "Most Influential Queen of the Year", "Best Pageant Queen of the Year", amongst others.


http://www.alexreports.info/2019/04/miss-imo-state-2018queen-chinonye-joy.html?m=1

trouble(mamiwater)dey sleep eyanha(chionye joy)go dey wake am.

IAmSkinny:
Back in the 20's this sort of rubbish can never happen.
.
I am still looking for that angel that sent me to the 21st century.

am seeing somebody with a broken ribs.

stephenduru:
Today at about 10 00 hours, a trigger happy policeman from the Nigeria police Force, attached to Area Command, Ahoad killed one Odeh Stephen along Ahoad in East West Road. He is a driver at the popular Ekeki Modern Motor Park. He hails from Sagbama.

cc; Lalasticlala,mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/04/nigerian-police-officer-shoots-man.html

I've finally seen why the white man gave some of them batons when they came and left them with it.

Tecnom3:
Like you already read the title.
I have found a good spot, i have a little money and i think i can start with it.

I know its somehow talking about it here but just need your advice.
Advice me please i'm serious.

if God no call u there need 4 that o!but if God call u pls know ur calling 1st.

BuyACar:
And he is two names has god inside.
Mawuli - God is alive
And Younggod
He knows the god he is with..if you know you know

i know

EmagNig:
Rising Ghanaian rapper Mawuli Younggod has reportedly disappeared immediately a car he was driving got involved in an accident.

Mawuli Younggod, one of rapper Medikal’s protege, is said to have been in the company of friends when the accident happened in Accra on Sunday.

According to a Celebritiesbuzz.com report, an eyewitness said the accident occurred shortly after Mawuli and his crew - made up of his manager and a friend, had finished buying fuel from a filling station.

They were said to be over speeding and in an attempt to overtake a water tanker on the road, their car veered off the road and somersaulted twice.

The group was then taken to the Ridge Hospital for treatment, however, it was noted by the rescue team that Mawuli, who was driving the car himself, was nowhere to be found.

The rapper who was driving the car was said to have disappeared from the accident scene.

More Photos of the Rapper's Expensive Cars
https://lailasnews.com/rapper-mawuli-younggod-reportedly-disappears-after-fatal-accident/

may be Mawu has taken him.

Lordave:
I talk am say if this world wan end na from Edo state e go start come jump go Los Angeles.

thanks for this information,I'll be avoiding those places as from 2day

husbandsnatcha:
Warning: NO Insults please
Help o! No matter how i wore it ,it must Present that Sinister sensation.
Normally i dont wear u*ndies but not wearing it has its own side effect ,So recently i have resume my wearing of undies after years of dropping it ,But i cant take The embaressment that comes with it anymore ,,
**I actually have a large labia ,So When i put it on Before i say jack robingirl the tiny linen will run into my honeypot dividing my labia in 2 ,
By walking it stimulates me to orgasm by caressing my outward gspot hmmm,
Just this afternoon i was walking and i felt a sweet sensation in me before i know ,moistures starts dripping in between my legs thank God Am wearing a black camoflaged leggings with shiny design..

I had to take solace in kilimanjaro fastfood restroom ,to see the floodings happening inbetween my legs ...Oaaaw

From the sexologist

Please i hope nothing is wrong with me?
Lzaa immhotep chipink princfred westaslave2 wetdick zexy2030 oochi123 amatarasha
Akuruoulo jawalis jibrilelsudan philsbaba jieta rummmy starstaz grad2012 adaibeku keryj victorian

u again! Well stop wearing panties simple and short.

klenton:
u never hear that saying that "women reason 1% above fowls"

u wicked o!just add small %age for the sake of ur mama.

Fizzymike1:
Wow a niece of a sexy aunty is already a target for marriage if I am the one

and if ur wife is aunt to a beautiful girl

massmediang:
This is the most expensive snake in the world. It is also one of the most expensive pets anyone can own. Meet the Lavender Ball Python. Only the super rich crave for such pets.

The Lavender Ball Python is a wonderful reptile that can impress even the most demanding pet lovers in the world, writes Richieast.

Its aspect is definitely an interesting one. It has yellow spots on a lavender backdrop and piercing red eyes that complement the wonderful natural color palate. This particular aspect appears due to a color mutation, thanks to a recessive genetic trait and this anomaly makes it even more interesting in the eyes of collectors.

This fabulous pet, is originally from Africa and it was considered the most expensive pet in the world for decades. Meanwhile, Lavender Albino Ball Python has lost this title but it’s still a luxury pet taking into consideration the fact that it costs somewhere around $40.000(about N14 million).

See more:

https://wakkinews.com/2019/03/27/most-expensive-snake-in-the-world-is-lavender-albino-ball-python-costs-n14-million/

chie!na 14 mila i just throw away like that.i see this snake the other day and i run. Op is it poisonous?

Naijaalive:
A group of Fulani men who pledged to gift a cow to the President if he won the election have, redeemed their pledge.

The Deputy Governor, Alh Mohammed Ketso received the gift on behalf of the Governor.

https://all-gists..com/2019/03/Fulani-Men-Who-Promised-Buhari-A-Cow-After-The-Election-Redeem-It.html?m=1

don't go far just wait,should in care the court Atikulate u take our one cow back.

ikewaterwater:
An Internet fraudster did the unexpected as she confessed on Facebook to using photos of a yet to be identified lady, to scam victims on the platform. According to the fraudster who goes with the name Diana Tetteh on Facebook, the account was created with the intention of luring men to give her money for her school fees when she was in the second year at the university.

The fraudster who is now done with school and have also gotten a job, said she decided to use part of her salary for charity as compensation for all the money she defrauded her victims of. The person behind who deceived men into sending her money on promise of coming to visit them, pleaded for forgiveness from all of them. The fraudster who confessed to using photos of the unidentified lady to scam victims wrote;



https://unclesuru.com/2019/03/28/fraudster-confesses-using-photos-of-this-lady-to-scam-victims-promises-compensation/

which kind leg be this na?

gistfever:
@Gistvic.com

A lady was seen stealing from the cashier's drawer as she sits on the table to avoid any suspicion. Gistvic Reports.

She was meticulous and cunny as she stood up sharply covering the money with a red cloth while she pretends to admire a dress in the store after the act. Gistvic Reports.

Watch Video Below:

Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2019/03/lady-caught-on-cctv-stealing-from.html

anything a man can do a woman can do more better.(minus pissing directly inside a bottle.)

PrettyCrystal:
Congratulations are in order for the Deputy Vice Chancellor of Nnamdi Azikiwe University (Unizik) in Awka, Anambra state, who welcomed a set of quadruplets with wife after years of marriage.

According to reports, professor Charles Esimone and his wife had their first son in 2015, after 12 years of barrenness. The couple were over the moon following the miraculous delivery at that time which surprised the family and other well wishers.

Four years after the miraculous delivery, the Deeper Life campus pastor and his wife welcomed four babies (two boys and two girls) on Tuesday, March 26th (yesterday).

Congratulations to the couple once again.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/03/charles-esimone-unizik-deputy-vice-chancellor-welcomes-quadruplets.html

i beg 4 CGP na 1st class?e no easy to get am o!

SLAP44:
Inflation is above 20% and you issue bonds at 13%?

Are there no educated persons in Buharri government?

na who i go ask?

MrBrownJay1:
why the headache? you just know the babe, so forget about her deceitful self and move on with your life.

et voila!

menage en trois

IdreamOfUnicorn:
His village people at work

c'est la vie