₦airaland Forum

willy25:
As a North American who has spent over a decade in Nigeria, I realized I should state this publicly more often because I think it most every day: Nigeria is f***king amazing. Nowhere else can one test the boundaries of what is possible better than in this country.

What would be considered national emergencies elsewhere barely register in Nigeria. The so-called rules of the financial markets are ignored, twisted and shattered here but people continue on with grace and joy. Electricity goes off randomly multiple times a day yet people's energy is constantly high. Imagine what your life would be like without electricity for one week, and know most Nigerians have been without it for weeks at a time since they were born. Terrorist attacks on the scale of 9/11 have happened every year for the past 7 years. Still this remains a nation where people will smile, engage and offer assistance more often than not. If any peoples are ready to survive the end times, it is those who were raised in Nigeria.

Every large city has traffic, but in many Nigerian cities a hold-up transitions into a shopping mall. Delicious popcorn, questionable mousetraps, Suzanne Summers thighmasters, real puppies... Where else can you be cursing under your breath in a traffic jam and a random stranger brings you a PUPPY?

Sick of reading long rants about how persecuted your great-uncle is or what a terrible restaurant some random acquaintance went to? Strangely in a country where people have every reason to complain, there is very little of it, especially wrt trivial matters. Why? My theory is most Nigerians generally do not have time for such nonsense, and complainers are not entertained even by their own mothers. Most Nigerians I have met learn early to put up or shut up. Do you have any idea how refreshing this is coming from a culture where cynicism is treated somewhere between an aspiring profession and a god given right?

To be honest, sometimes I think that Nigeria is this fantastic secret carefully guarded by Niger Delta militants, Boko Haram terrorists and internet scammers. But I also realize this would ignore the massive endemic issues that make life a magnitude harder for most people here. I realize that as a relativity rich white person, I get treated better and have a different experience than many. ​I realize this experience is not everybody's cup of tea. But for those who can see past the problems to the opportunities, there is not really a better place to be than Nigeria.

him rub him story for up.pls tell us the girls u took advantage of and why u came to Nigeria

bottom power +black magic=submission

StarUp:
What if Tuface was truly "gay"? It's possible that Blackface snitched and remembered an oath they had with one Baba somewhere, so he now played it down... Don't trust these Niggas in the entertainment industry o... Some of them are bisexual.

talk true u like 2face

Famousbabe:
Some brothers can go any length just to protect their sisters.

Here is a trending video of a big brother fighting his sister's baby daddy.

The fight became so intense....

Guys, can you do this to protect your sister?

Watch the video

Source: http://www..com/2019/03/big-brother-vs-baby-daddy-fight.html

op na who dey on top B.B or B.D?

ok na if ul world no end then

TheBlessedMAN:
As usual, Explorer has done it again. Giving us informative and educative topics like no man's business. Thanks boss. I cork my gun for you sir.

i beg point am up.

Amagite:
Singer Davido has revealed that he repented like 10 time as his flight to John F. Kennedy International Airport, New York, experienced turbulence for 14 hours.

According to him, 'the pilot no try'. See his post below...

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2019/03/davido-reveals-what-he-did-as-his-flight-experienced-14-hours-turbulence.html

14 hours? Na wa o!from Europe to usa is approximately 8 hours,from Nigeria to usa is approximately 10 hours meaning that u spend extra 6 or 4 hours on air hmmm na wa o

igwe699:
The Governor of River State Nyesom Wike said he is ready for all those that masterminded the killing of Rivers People during just concluded Elections.
Speaking in Rivers while recieving the National assembly representatives that just got their certificates of Return at the Government house He said that: Speaking in Rivers while recieving the National assembly representatives that just got their certificates of Return at the Government house He said that:

All those who plotted the killings of Rivers people because of their desperation to clinch power will.... CONTINUE READING: https://ugobestiky.com/wike-blows-hot-ready-for-rivers-killers/

if David can kill Goliath u can do it.

2dice01:
Lemme carry my chair here


Lets wait for the elderly elders

my dear go home the elders are busy eating election money.

joshuaakindele7:
The Comptroller of Nigeria Prisons Service (NPS)in Ondo State, Suanu Kinane has called on philanthropists, private organizations and individuals to come to the aid of inmates currently awaiting trials across the state by donating materials for their upkeeps and help in alleviating their sufferings.

The Comptroller made the call when a Non-Organization; Young African Leaders Initiative (YALI) in collaboration with Ondo State Female Lawyers Association and Mide-Help Foundation presented gift items to female inmates at the Olokuta Prisons in Akure.

Kinane who was represented at the occasion by Assistant Comptroller of Prisons in charge of Welfare, ACP Osogun Olusegun, said the issue of welfare of prison inmates, especially the females are paramount to the agency.

He enjoined organizations and individuals to support in improving and help solve the challenges facing the prison inmates in the state.

Kinane appreciated the gesture of YALI and other organizations for their support, saying their visit have demonstrated their love for the inmates and the Nigeria Prisons Service and stressed that government alone cannot tackle the problems confronting the agency.

Leader of the YALI group, Bukola Adekunle while presenting the gift items which included; tissue papers, ladies sanitary pads, washing soap and many other welfare materials assured the inmates of their continued support for their upkeeps.

She said her group is committed to alleviating the sufferings of inmates who are presently standing trials for various offences adding that they will continue to do their best in ensuring that the 17 female inmates at Olokuta are in better health conditions.

She promised to work hand-in-hand with the Association of Women Lawyers in the state to offer free legal services to the female inmates for quick dispensation of their cases, adding that her organisation will also assist in the area of provision of water for them.

She commended the authority of the prisons service in the state for their efforts at ensuring that the welfare of inmates top their priorities.

Also speaking, the Public Relations Officer of Nigeria Prisons Service in Ondo state, Barrister Babatunde Ogundare said the agency will continue to do its best in taking care of the inmates in various prisons custodies across the state.

He added that the agency’s welfare group is working and partnering with various non-governmental organizations and other relevant institutions to tackle the challenges facing inmates in the prisons and called on all and sundry to join hands in supporting the welfare of the inmates.

He applauded the YALI group for their generosity and assured that the gifts presented to the inmates would be given to them for their use.

SOURCE: https://citadelng.com/ondo-prisons-boss-calls-for-inmates-assistance/

14k+ nko?

stanisbaratheon:
LA click LA curve

La click La bend/curve + 100%.

zoba88:
Fulani herdsmen yesterday attacked Agagbe in Benue and inflicted injuries on people.See photos from the attack below

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/03/fulani-herdsmen-attack-agagbe-in.html?m=1

e bi like say anything u do in this country now in the name fulani heredsmen will go uncheck,all of us now don be fulani o!

Groovenaija360:
Here is the moment Ex-Niger Delta Militant Leader Asari Dokubo was held hostage by the Nigerian Army.

Asari can be seen sitting down outside his street which is being surrounded by soldiers.

WATCH LIVE FOOTAGE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fa5n7yy7uA


>>>> https://grovenaija360.com/asari-dokubo-held-hostage-by-nigerian-army-watch-live-video/

pls waiting come happen them carry am?

lilianofentse:
Me and my boyfriend have been together for a year and I love him more than anything in the world but I'm so fed up with giving chance after chance several times now I've caught him messaging other girls inappropriate stuff and I've forgiven him and then a couple of months later when I've built my trust up with him he will do it again, he also deletes all his messages so that i can't see them all which just makes me go even crazier not knowing what has been said.

2 weeks ago I found out he physically cheated on me which he said he was never planning on telling me. Since I've said we can work on our relationship, spicing up our sex life making more of an effort but it's only me that's making the effort. He isn't trying even tho he says he loves me and wants to be with me and not anyone else.

Tonight he went out with his friends and I waited for 5 hours for him so he could meet with me, instead he wants to stay at his friends because he hadn't finished playing a game. I'm so done with getting my heart broken all the time and making all the effort it makes me feel like it's all my fault the problem I have is I still love him so much but I don't know if i can keep putting my self through this all the time.

He knows how to s.ex me and I also knows he loves me but what I can't understand is why he keeps cheating on me.

Modified: Ps I am trying my best to forget about him. Pls any advice on how to forget him would be appreciated. tnx

the girl who forgave her boyfriend was later killed by him,

Taku555:
this grammar is inconclusive too

I'll tell inec to conclud it.

sweetgala:
You should ass if only PDP didn't loot. Abeg


RIP to prof Adesanmi he was a very clear and loud voice against political rascality by the elite across all parties.

ass ke

Amagite2:
A Nigerian professor with Carlton University in Canada, Pius Adesanmi, is among those that died this morning on the ill fated Ethiopia airlines flight that claimed 157 lives.

Pius was on his way to attend the AU ECOSOCC committee meeting in Nairobi.

See more photos of him here; http://www.amagitesblog.com/2019/03/see-photos-of-the-nigerian-professor-that-died-in-the-ill-fated-ethiopian-airlines-flight.html

Cc; Lalasticlala

if only if things are good in his country,if only if them no loot,if only if apc no rig election,he will alive now reading my comment.RIP

pls those of you in Abia send in the results of you pooling boots.

bastardmod:
A lying Christian pastor who sold his soul to Satan?

A hard core islamic fanatic pretending to be honest but a corrupt idiot

A half human half baboon, selling his soul to Fulani asshole rapists for a morsel of bread?


Useless bastards

hmmm cool down

Onyemadonald:
What do you guys think about this kind of stretch marks?

this one don turn to camouflage o!

Kenshinmunac:
Good evening everyone, I have an issue, I just met this girl recently. At first she seemed very calm quite and reserved until I got to find out that she is this very impatient type of person that gets angry easily and talks back at one, if I ever try to raise my voice at her when she does something I don't like she will be like "are you shouting at me I don't understand, you are raising your voice?"

I am now even scared to talk to her and correct her because she will talk back at me and it will lead to argument because I hate my gf talking back at me, and she is so fucking proud and won't calm down and I too am the type that get angry easily, I can't seem to cope with this her character guys I'm thinking of ending the relationship, but it's hard cause I got attached to her already

She has refused to be controlled and like to do what ever pleases her. She basically wants to make the rules in this relationship and I don't want to let her so I don't seem like a weak man. We have broken up and made up twice now because of this anger issue we can't seem to tolerate each other and I don't want or give her the chance to make the rules

I'm afraid if I get married to her tomorrow the union will end up in disaster as it will be filled with quarreling and fighting except one of us come down for each other and I don't want to be her foot mat since I'm the man in the relationship I feel she should come down for me since I will be the one to take care of her, provide and shelter her. I deserve that fucking respect she has no right to talk back at me over the slightest of things just because I express my displeasure over things she does wrong.

Please guys, advice me I'm fucking heart broken right now. I still love her and we broke up again this evening and this time with a whole lot of word exchange guys.

I'm just confused. I hate moving from relationships to relationships. I'm so fragile emotionally. It fucking devastates me

you want die young?run for ur life

globemoney:
Kanu is now representing only his pockets and almajiri igbos

if you see ateke tom ask am how market?tomorrow i could be you or your village

aminulive:
@POLITICSNGR

A gubernatorial campaign co-ordinator of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP has been shot by suspected assassins in Owerri, Imo State.

Engr Nnamdi Nsorom, who is a coordinator for the governorship campaign of Rt. Hon. Emeka Ihedioha, the PDP Governorship candidate in Imo State, was shot on Thursday afternoon.

PoliticsNGR learned that Nsorom, who is also an aide to Imo Senatorial candidate, Jones Onyereri, was rushed to the emergency unit of the Federal Medical Centre, Owerri where he is currently recuperating from his injuries.

He was shot in the chest and arm in front of Onyereri’s house behind Concord Hotel in Owerri, Imo state.

Hon. Ihedioha also paid a visit to him upon hearing about the development.

It will be recalled that political activities in the state are currently heightened as the state governorship elections are scheduled to hold on Saturday. Ihedioha will be squaring off with Top Contenders like Uche Nwosu of the Action Alliance(AA), Ifeanyi Araraume of the All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA) and Ikedi Ohakim of Accord Party.

https://politicsngr.com/breaking-pdp-co-ordinator-shot-assassins/

na wa o!

AutoJoshNG:
It has become a common sight on roads in Lagos state.

It is the sight of some commuters standing on the rear bumper of a mobile Danfo.

Clearly, this is a high-risk adventure - perhaps, suicidal.

There is so many inherent danger from such dangerous behaviour. For instance, the bumper might cave in to the weight of the person standing on it. This might lead to the person falling off the mobile Danfo. Things can get worse if there is another vehicle trailing the Danfo closely.

Interestingly, the traffic law enforcers in Lagos state appear to turn blind eyes to this deviant method of commute in the state.

Perhaps, they are waiting till a fatality occurs before adequate measures against the practice are taken.

A bumper is a structure attached to or integrated with the front and rear ends of a motor vehicle, to absorb impact in a minor collision, ideally minimizing repair costs.

The bumper - front or rear - was not designed to carry heavy weight.

https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Hanging-On-Danfo-1.jpg?w=600&ssl=1
https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Hanging-On-Danfo-2.jpg?w=600&ssl=1
https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Hanging-On-Danfo-3.jpg?w=600&ssl=1
https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Hanging-On-Danfo-4.jpg?w=600&ssl=1
https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Hanging-On-Danfo-5.jpg?w=600&ssl=1
https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Hanging-On-Danfo-6.jpg?w=600&ssl=1


Source:

https://autojosh.com/why-do-the-law-enforcers-tolerate-this-on-roads-in-lagos-see-photos/

just with #50 you are good to go

Teflon7:
Please what does this image mean...my fiancee is always having this image on her whatsapp and wallpaper..

She says it means nothing..

Please can someone help a brother by telling me what this image represents?

check if she is a lez

PFRB:
I am solidly before you . All the way.

me come dey behind una in case of any accidental discharge.

EdoBozz:
This happened some years back sha when I visited Abuja on one of my trips. I had missed the town a lot so I decided to go on a relaxation trip.

Wayback in Abuja there was one crystal lounge my friends use to take me to and I loved the place so when I visited I really wanted to go there again but this time I just wanted to have my own private chilling alone so I went alone at night about 12am. Because of the way the roads are I actually missed my way so I had to stop at a police checkpoint to explain to them how I missed my way to the club. Abuja police are just too correct. As I was with them their hilux came and I think the two guys in the hilux were doing routine check on all the officers placed in different road blocks so they explained my issue to them omo na so the men on siren tell me to follow them for back. Me self on double trafficator dey follow them till we reach the place. They just made me feel like a VIP as them clear road for me arrange where I will park and they zoomed off.

See me feeling fly, I entered the club and sat on my own, ordered a bottle of moet and was feeding my eyes with the sweet ladies around. Then a guy came and sat close to me and he was on his own as well.
The guy ordered his own drink and was trying to gist with me. Though I was responding but for my mind I was like make this guy just free me abeg. Later he started complaining that non of the ladies there made sense and I was like this guy dey mad sha. Wethin I dey see I like but him eye be like say e no good.
All of a sudden the guy made a call and I knew it was to a girl and after a while about four girls came in and they came to huge him. Trust me, my head burst because truly none of the girls inside the club that day reach those girls. The guy even introduced me as his friend and because we sat close he codedly told me to select anyone I want aside his own that I should worry. The guy started pumping them with drinks, they were dancing with themselves but the guy and I just sat down watching. At a point I just said this one na setup because if I carry any babe there na like 100k she go bill me and I no go pay babe that kind money just to chop. I told the guy I was going to pee and while I was in the toilet the guy came as well and was like it seems I want to leave and I told him not really. There in the toilet he just gave me his complementary card and told me I can call him anytime and he went back in. When I looked at the card, I weak finally. All this while I was sitting with a young colonel of the Nigerian Army from the ministry of defence, Abuja. When I went back in, my loyalty change immediately.

i read ur mind and i gave u that card.

TooMuchStuff:
Can u be ready at 5 o clock

you too much!

can you be running at 5 o'clock.

Fixedgames05:
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just give me the one i go fit play 1k pls na

Jessyjack:
now this is real love.......... when you love someone beyond physically appearance or attributes.... if na this one go give you peace of mind,my sister, abeg enjoy..... congratulations to the newly married couple....

yes u are correct and also the size of his pocket.+the joy stick(you see how happy she is)my lady God bless u

Gboy101:
Niger Delta avengers: we will revisit the British amalgamation on Nigeria as it's nothing but a fraud and a captivity to our region. We will resume bombing of pipeline.

More details coming soon.

them go pay una Jan. and Feb.salary 2gether ok,na the election cause am ok.