₦airaland Forum

Onyi22:
Awwwwwww..,...... My kind of dream man, not all these broken ass niggas dat full here...... Love u davido...

malaria wicked o!pls hold on to the one of ones here first.

bet me the odd of that gun still being loaded is 1.00.

goldenfrosh:
If she is not elderly in age... I will have told her something that will give her high blood pressure sharp sharp.....

pls don't,calm down,u dey verse quick o!i beg of u hmmm biko o

"Sir Peter Odili started this road, but could not complete it. The immediate past administration could not complete it."hihihihihi Amechi is not recognise as past governor?

danieljoel759:
President Buhari has given reasons why he will never write a book. Speaking when he received some Nigerians in his office in the state house recently, President Buhari said;

''Some people said I should write a bok. I don't think I will ever write a book because I don't want to hurt anybody. Hurting in the sense that there are certain people that I cannot resist abusing and that has got nothing to do with their children and their grandchildren. So I don't want to hurt their children and grandchildren. So for the sake of their children and grandchildren, I have left them'' he said

Source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/02/why-i-can-never-write-book-president.html

person way no get money to buy small stout,the say him the bitter.Heffalump(m): Quote Post Person wey no sabi book, him
dey write Book

chiteny:
It may come as a personal feeling, but i can't help but think Africa is cursed with a leadership problem.

The news has it that 24 persons plus the wife of the president First Lady Esther Lungu, totalling 25 in number went to Los Angeles to receive the donation of 4 fire trucks. The entourage were also meant to spend 2 weeks in the US. They were mostly cooks, waitresses, bedroom assistant, cleaner, staff officers, photographers, reporters and of course body guards or trained military personnel.

Information about the truck indicated that they were not brand new trucks. These were trucks that have served the US for decades. Their commissioning years were in 1985, 1995, and 1996.

So i ask, would it not have been better using the expenses of have 25 persons in US for a period of 2 weeks to buy brand new fire trucks?

Who has bewitched Africa?

Of course there was the up roar, but just give it a matter of days, or maybe hours the whole issue would be forgotten. There will be no massive protests or rejection of this move by the government of the day. This is the same with Nigeria.

https://www.lusakatimes.com/2019/01/16/stop-first-lady-from-travelling-to-us-to-receive-four-fire-trucks-laura-miti-ask-us-envoy-to-zambia/

na who i go ask?but wait if each one of them carried $1 million dollars or just 5 kg of coko nko?surprise those trucks will be fill with goodies and they need more hands.

kissval1388:
Good day Nairalanders and Happy sunday!!!!

I had a dream last 3 weeks and i will love to share it with you guys!!!
Initially, I didnt want to share this dream with anyone but my heart kept disturbing me to share it for a better interpretation

In my dream, I was in a class with my coursemates and the vice president of Nigeria, Yemi Osibanjo was the one lecturing us....

I looked through the window and behold, I saw a big truck drowning in a small pond... The truck was sinking and everyone was shouting...
Immediately, our lecturer, (Osibanjo) left the class and went straight in to the truck... Now, everyone was scared because we thought he was going to die...
Osibanjo, struggled, struggled and struggled with the truck until he finally drove it out of the pond....
Everyone was amazed and happy....

N:B!! I had this dream 3 weeks ago.... Am not too religious.. I don't even understand the meaning of the dream...
When I woke up, i hissed and went about my normal business but my mind has been disturbing me to share this dream with everyone.....
Thanks!!!!
Cc: seun, lalasticlala, mynd44

chie malaria in action,

sweerychick:
air Force 1 is way cooler

sweetie prove with pictures pls.

Tolbanks:
And these ones are supposed to be on their way to their different places of work... Na wa ooo

Lazy and foolish yoooooots!

na buari cause am assu come add am join.

murshid09:
I wish to seize this unique opportunity to inform you all that having weighed this matter seriously and carefully, and in the light of what is going on presently in this House and having felt the mood of every member of this Forum, without sounding immodest nor presumptuous, irrespective of the divergent interests, opinions and views of all concerned and taking into due consideration and cognisance, our varying circumstances, predicaments and limitations with proper regard to the issue at the front burner and with proper and obvious recourse to our individual sensitivities and preferences in a matter as delicate as this, having respectfully expressed this before both to the General House and privately to each and everyone of us, and having received no course for reservations, with all reasonable sense of humility, to all intents and purposes, regardless of my expressions above, all I just want to do is to greet you all dear friends
I hail o.
Good morning all.and happy new month

Heroes are born in Febuhari

failburi

gateleo:
The Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria, on Monday, announced that three international airlines have moved into the Port Harcourt International Airport, Omagwa.

FAAN made the announcement via its Twitter handle, while sharing photos of the airport and the airlines.

The international airlines include, “Air France, Lufthansa, and Chronos Air from Malabo.”

The airport was inaugurated by President Muhammadu Buhari in 2018.

See photos:

ok good

people are afraid of the tread let me not talk of people applying

Drchristian:
You have a very shallow daft reasoning faculty. Go back to school my dear

thanks very much,just travel out u'll understand wat my pain.by the way which school way u go,people like u are the problem of this country.u sound like egwusi seller in one locale village,or those cheap vampires in those locale hotels.wat u suppose to do is to educate me not to abuse me.thanks

Drchristian:
USA should monitor there country and stop meddling with the affairs of other countries. Nigerians must give everything humanly possible to stop this unnecessary act.

Nigerians are not as corrupt as the United States of America.

in my area we r buying transformer by ourselves.nepa will not give light but nepa will come and collect bills,then if it is damage we will contribut and repaire it.i wish them come and blow up the country

Praizeupdates:
Super moderator of africa popular forum Nairaland, Lalasticlala set to dedicate his already grown up daughter in church next week Sunday as he show off her cute pretty face in new adorable photos.

We pray she continue to grow in grace of the almighty. See more photos below

Gist From Praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/lalasticlala-show-off-his-cute-daughters-face-set-for-church-child-dedication/

that day i go enter bush kill a very big snake 4 pepper soup.those who want to join should book now with a like.

iGist:
The outfit Ghanaian President, Nana Akufo-Addo wore to an event that has got everyone talking.

Gist from Gistmore - http://gistmore.com/see-the-outfit-ghanaian-president-nana-akufo-addo-wore-to-an-event-that-has-got-everyone-talking-photo

slay president,keep on slaying.(but na him wife own o!)

Nbote:
Na cartel kill am jare.. Staged to look like a suicide.. "Chaiii too much movies no go kill me

na true person way kill himself how gun go still dey him hand?the impart will make him drop the gun.them kill am finish put gun for him hand.

oyekanwahab:
me i don't like this isreal people i just don't know why

me try everything possible to join they army and blow the fuckers

Bigmikedagod:
theres always been something fishy about 9/11

even with the sinking of the Titanic

24 hours season 11 jack B over to u.No carry last o

MhizzAJ:
Just burn all your pants completely

I ve burnt mine.....I will only make use of pants when i m seeing my menses after then i burn them back..pant no cost for market

May God punish Buhari the dullard!

No be excuse to the shake yansh 4 road o!on less na flat one.

Leonardoreel:
I met her last year September and things seems to be going fine since then,
We have gone out on many occasions for shopping and spent nothing less than 50k on her on every shopping we went for, I was already drunk in love with her and planning on how to propose to her before my birthday this coming May.

She was kind towards me and caring, just the type every man will want to spend his life with, I used to react love and comment my true love on all her post but I observed she only like my comments without replying to it, I never thought to ask her why she only like and not replying to my comments, I thought maybe she doesn't want to disclose our relationship on social media, recently a male friend of her kept commenting on every post I had commented, his comments on the post was 'someone is loving you, reply to the person', and I do get notifications of the person comment but my GF never gave a reply to that until today when I got a notification on my FB, quickly opened my app to see the notification, to my utmost surprise, I saw my GF reply to the guy's comment 'He's in love with himself jare dm let's talk'.
I was perplexed and paralyzed on reading the reply then quickly picked up my phone to call her but she didn't pick and she hasn't picked my call since I read her reply...

I'm seriously heartbroken cuz I've done so much for this girl and decided I will take her to the altar, right now I'm being suicidal...

pls send me ur atm b/4 u kill urself because of a slut

ok na let wait 4 bubu

ShawttySoFyne:
is there a special kind of ingredient added to it?

yes milk

SluttanSlayer:
Me wy no be im relation dey shame.

Abeg make una carry una papa go back Duara

our people said that,when a relative is dancing wrongly in the dancing arena,his relatives scratch they eyes for shame.

Racoon:
APC always leaving sorrow,tears and blood in the trail of their violence.

meaning they are remarkable in a way.

IKON360:
Ten years ago I was using the first nokia torch I think 105 or so, the sad phone didn't even have Bounce or Snake xnezia, only radio and night call were the fun things on that phone for me to enjoy.
So tell us, what phone or phones you were using 10 years ago.

sagem x2 and x5-2

Provabz:
A strange looking animal was found in a compound and nobody seems to know the animals name. people believe is demonic but i don't.
P.S if you know the name please answer

this what u get when a snake fell in love with a rat.may be snakrat.

GistMore:
Gist from Gistmore - http://gistmore.com/fatima-dwarf-model-says-height-not-a-challenge-pictures

a model for children is what am seeing.

No na,No be height mata now,only the leg u throw 4 that pic go scare more guys away.who want to be beating,no be who want to be a millionaire o!

Abimaye:
Prophet T.B Joshua reveals winner of 2019 election. The founder of the Synagogue, Church of All Nations, Prophet T.B Joshua reveals winner of 2019 election and declared victory for the candidate of....

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la click la bend.