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fake news sauced from Afonjas Blog

vonskyes:
I was deeply moved my your post, I just joined FLP after making so much findings and weighing the odds against the benefits. Although I'm still at the very bottom but with testimony from people like you I know I will definitely rise to the top. I am wondering how much progress you've made wow! It's blowing my mind. Thanks for sharing your experience. I know I will share mine soon enough. Best Regards

Please what is your experience, I d like to know before I join

Same thing happened to South West under Jonathan. So u see we are not the first, we won't die

Obviously Anencephaly and I can see Cleft Lip too. Congenital anomaly that is incompatible with life. Ignorant Matron and Nurses definitely Eliza Nurses

Chai I weep for this nation, this false alarm thread reached 6pages OMG, people on nairaland must have the lowest I. Q On the planet, nobody even cared to check BBC, Cnn or aljazeera to confirm. It's really a pity we have these kind of idiots on this platform. TUFIAKWA, I am so disgusted

Bill it is, and not a law. How will they get GEJ to sign it into law

Jennydoris:
When I mean discrimination it does not mean people do not associate with them but that the friendship hardly gets to marriage.

Well Nanka people according to what I know don't discriminate the OSU, they associate with them and marry them as well but from my town Isuofia precisely, they do not marry an OSU. It's very rare to see that.

Meanwhile, since your maternal side is Nanka, Isuofia is not far from there... You can make your enquiries..

I am from isuofia and my dad has never mentioned the osu thing to me

Spreading lies won't help any cause, the osu caste system is dead and should be allowed to rest in peace

victorkc:
Ignorance is not an excuse, for your information optometrists have a well developed scheme of study for consultants thru the Nigerian College of Optometrists (NCO) in which there are vast areas of specialization such as pediatric optometry, ocular pathology, contact lens,primary care Optometry, etc. They are awarded Fellows of NCO ( FNCO).

That they are awarded fellows still doesn't make dem consultants . It is only a specialist hospital that can offer consultancy status to a health worker and in Nigeria currently, it is only being awarded to fellows of the post grad medical colleges. Not to derail the thread though

Day never even break. Meeting ends in deadlock
.Johesu should please take a sit where they belong

XXX5:
The password to my pc consists of '0' & '1' (BINARY). There are 720 different ways of combining these digits in which only one is my pss wrd. The password hint shows
"0⁴, 1²". If my password to base ten is the result obtained when sixty is subtracted from the solution of
[(11!/10!)×200]/[2²× {√16 +1²)]....Can you help me figure out my password?

D answer is110010 now my criticism
1. Your hint which says 0^4, 1^2 is wrong
2.there are no 720 ways of combining 3 zeros and 3 1s u less each digit is considered a different entity just like there are no 6 ways of combining 111
3. Is combination the right word u should have said rearranging

How is this maths difficult? Make Op no make me vex, I was expecting something really tasking

U had malaria and d doctor got d diagnosis right so what is ur problem. U walk into a doctor's office and expect him to automatically know what is wrong with u without asking questions, please do u think u came to see a native doctor ? We live in d tropics so 90% of fevers is due to malaria, but you want him to run tests that u cannot even afford. Later u curse him for billing you too much. It's people like you that get deceived by the quacks who use computers to ascribed funny diseases to people. Diagnosis involves history, physical examination and then investigation in that order but u want him to jump to the third. I am tired of Nigerian patients. U call ur Nigerian trained doctors quacks only to run abroad and be treated by the same Nigerian trained doctors. Pathetic nation

CHINAZO: GOD saves

Why is dis not making front page?

dnazrules@gmail.com

PHARMACISTS prescribing drugs is QUACKERY. u guys shuld be arrested for endangering d lives of Innocent Nigerians

who keeps moving these things to frontpage, we are tired of hearing abt doctors vs johesu . na only una dey dis country, make we hear abeg.

adeoladrg: And what is the proof that they're beneath him? Just by been a medical doctor, everyone is beneath you?

He just couldn't match the brilliance and eloquence of Pharm Akintayo and the physiotherapist. Simple!

akintayo was frustrated out of medicine by Jamb. if u say na lie ask him urself

why do we like to copy copy in dis country. did all dese johesu ppl copy from medical students to pass in skul?

POLITICAL PROFESSIONALISM; A MISPLACEMENT OF
PASSION AND ABUSE OF PRECEDENCE
I remember in 2005 when I applied for an admission to
study Medicine and was offered Biochemistry. I rejected it
and applied again, this time I was given Chemistry, the
“Bio” was removed, lolz. I was again offered Physiology/
Pharmacology in almighty Unijos (great is the name), I
reluctantly accepted it this time but told myself I’ll go
back for medicine after graduation. Two years into this
five years course, I fell in love with it. The difference is not
much as it is a combination of medicine and pharmacy.
The same lecturers for medical and pharmaceutical
students gave me lectures, including practical. After
graduation we were inducted (oat taking), sent on
internship – just like medical doctors.
Note: we used same lecturers, lecture halls, same
textbooks (Gython and Hall, Tripati, Ganon, Rang and Dale
etc.), same laboratories etc. with medical students
because we were doing almost same course. The fact is
that we are health practitioners; the truth is that we are
NOT medical doctors as there is nothing like “almost a
medical doctor” you are either a medical doctor or u are
not! After graduation, some of my class mates who
suffered the same fate as me went back for medicine but I
didn’t see any reason anymore to do so. They went back
because they knew they are not medical doctors despite…….
I did a double honor course n I am happy today that even if
I’m offered an admission with a salary to go and study
medicine today, I will not go. It’s only “no do wells” that
envy other people's profession.
I also remember few years ago when there was this
“madness” for everyone to study nursing. Men and women
went into the nursing profession because there was a high
demand and pay for them in the U.S, Australia, and U.K
etc. nobody talked about the doctors cos nurses were
“popular demand”. My question is, can any JOHESU show
me any of these nurses over there that is or was made
CMD? There will always be an order of precedence. This
is arrant nonsense, madness! No matter how a recruit
thinks he knows how to write statement or handle cases
more than a DPO, he can never head a division. JOHESU
should stop this fight of jealousy, envy and professional
encroachment! It doesn’t make sense to me or to any
reasonable and just person.
What i see in the health profession now is what I call;
Political Professionalism; office encroachment;
Misplacement of Passion and Abuse of Precedence.
People should learn to tell each other the truth. JOHESU
needs to be told the truth. The leaderships are using your
finances to better their lives and tell you they are fighting
your course, which course? License you as doctors?
That’s only when you can head a hospital. That’s just a
misleading fact, the truth is that it’s not late for you to go
back to school and become a doctor.
How on earth do people think, with their anus? How can a
certified medical doctor take directives/instructions from a
nurse, pharmacist, herbalist, mechanic, etc. all in the
name of JOHESU? What would you do in that post? This is
simply envy and jealousy but out of place cos I remember,
in my 200level we were almost 90 in number but in
300level we were a little more than 70. In graduation, less
than 50 made it. Many voluntarily withdrew cos to them
the work load was too much for just one certificate, others
were asked to withdraw cos they seem not to belong there
with what they were putting in.
By tomorrow, even babalawos and witch doctor, people u
studied physical n health in education will want head
hospitals; after all they’re even doctors by profession,
lolz. The gap is so much that doctors can do without
JOHESU but I bet you, you can’t do medicals without
doctors, let’s be frank. Isn’t it obvious that while doctors
are on strike people lament and beg doctors to come back,
are you not there JOHESU? I think that tells you where you
belong. If JOHESU is as good as NMA why will patients
cry the absence of doctors from hospitals?
Today people are dying in the hospitals just because one
man has refused to stay in his place. I know JOHESU
thinks they “know the job better than doctors” that’s a
fact. The truth is, no matter how big a butterfly grows, it
can never be a bird “let every man stay in the profession
wherein he is called and be the best there, to avoid noise
making” why won’t nurses make auxiliary or nurses from
nursing schools Chief Matrons? After all they are more
practical than the B.Sc nurses!
Let’s respect each other’s office. We need each other but
the order of precedence must be observed and respected.
If u still think what a doctor can do, JOHESU can do better,
I tell you, you are only being sentimental not rational.
And if you still want to head a hospital, that won’t be a
problem but pls, go back to school. But if you think that’s
too much at this stage, pls go and hug a transformer.
# sosayslolo

POLITICAL PROFESSIONALISM; A MISPLACEMENT OF
PASSION AND ABUSE OF PRECEDENCE
I remember in 2005 when I applied for an admission to
study Medicine and was offered Biochemistry. I rejected it
and applied again, this time I was given Chemistry, the
“Bio” was removed, lolz. I was again offered Physiology/
Pharmacology in almighty Unijos (great is the name), I
reluctantly accepted it this time but told myself I’ll go
back for medicine after graduation. Two years into this
five years course, I fell in love with it. The difference is not
much as it is a combination of medicine and pharmacy.
The same lecturers for medical and pharmaceutical
students gave me lectures, including practical. After
graduation we were inducted (oat taking), sent on
internship – just like medical doctors.
Note: we used same lecturers, lecture halls, same
textbooks (Gython and Hall, Tripati, Ganon, Rang and Dale
etc.), same laboratories etc. with medical students
because we were doing almost same course. The fact is
that we are health practitioners; the truth is that we are
NOT medical doctors as there is nothing like “almost a
medical doctor” you are either a medical doctor or u are
not! After graduation, some of my class mates who
suffered the same fate as me went back for medicine but I
didn’t see any reason anymore to do so. They went back
because they knew they are not medical doctors despite…….
I did a double honor course n I am happy today that even if
I’m offered an admission with a salary to go and study
medicine today, I will not go. It’s only “no do wells” that
envy other people's profession.
I also remember few years ago when there was this
“madness” for everyone to study nursing. Men and women
went into the nursing profession because there was a high
demand and pay for them in the U.S, Australia, and U.K
etc. nobody talked about the doctors cos nurses were
“popular demand”. My question is, can any JOHESU show
me any of these nurses over there that is or was made
CMD? There will always be an order of precedence. This
is arrant nonsense, madness! No matter how a recruit
thinks he knows how to write statement or handle cases
more than a DPO, he can never head a division. JOHESU
should stop this fight of jealousy, envy and professional
encroachment! It doesn’t make sense to me or to any
reasonable and just person.
What i see in the health profession now is what I call;
Political Professionalism; office encroachment;
Misplacement of Passion and Abuse of Precedence.
People should learn to tell each other the truth. JOHESU
needs to be told the truth. The leaderships are using your
finances to better their lives and tell you they are fighting
your course, which course? License you as doctors?
That’s only when you can head a hospital. That’s just a
misleading fact, the truth is that it’s not late for you to go
back to school and become a doctor.
How on earth do people think, with their anus? How can a
certified medical doctor take directives/instructions from a
nurse, pharmacist, herbalist, mechanic, etc. all in the
name of JOHESU? What would you do in that post? This is
simply envy and jealousy but out of place cos I remember,
in my 200level we were almost 90 in number but in
300level we were a little more than 70. In graduation, less
than 50 made it. Many voluntarily withdrew cos to them
the work load was too much for just one certificate, others
were asked to withdraw cos they seem not to belong there
with what they were putting in.
By tomorrow, even babalawos and witch doctor, people u
studied physical n health in education will want head
hospitals; after all they’re even doctors by profession,
lolz. The gap is so much that doctors can do without
JOHESU but I bet you, you can’t do medicals without
doctors, let’s be frank. Isn’t it obvious that while doctors
are on strike people lament and beg doctors to come back,
are you not there JOHESU? I think that tells you where you
belong. If JOHESU is as good as NMA why will patients
cry the absence of doctors from hospitals?
Today people are dying in the hospitals just because one
man has refused to stay in his place. I know JOHESU
thinks they “know the job better than doctors” that’s a
fact. The truth is, no matter how big a butterfly grows, it
can never be a bird “let every man stay in the profession
wherein he is called and be the best there, to avoid noise
making” why won’t nurses make auxiliary or nurses from
nursing schools Chief Matrons? After all they are more
practical than the B.Sc nurses!
Let’s respect each other’s office. We need each other but
the order of precedence must be observed and respected.
If u still think what a doctor can do, JOHESU can do better,
I tell you, you are only being sentimental not rational.
And if you still want to head a hospital, that won’t be a
problem but pls, go back to school. But if you think that’s
too much at this stage, pls go and hug a transformer.
# sosayslolo

GPA5: MAJORITY OF IBO ARTISTES SING IN YORUBA + ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

DO YOU KNOW THAT MAJORITY OF YOUR IBO ARTISTES DO COME DOWN SOUTH WEST BEFORE THEY CAN HIT THE LIMELIGHT?

CHIDINMA - JANKOLIKO, EMI NI BALLER....

AND OTHER IBO ARTISTES

Owee gi iwe tinye isi na otele okuko.

Anu gbaa ajo oso agbaa ya ajo egbe
e ga buru ogbenye buru amosu

maybe dey want to do Obs n Gyn, paediatrics, medicine n surgery

yay nairaland is back

Na him get d nyash so wtf

OP is high on urine

woky: bros take it easy, love could be blind

people that prefer spreading controversy more than the good news. they are all twisted

Jehova gin? a beg dump his sorry ass

frosbel: Thank GOD , I and many others like me have been delivered from this mother of all HARLOTS CHURCH.

Come out of this demonic infested CHURCH NOW before you receive God's curse on your life.

go and die