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Okay...

Tallesty1:
If a girl says nothing when there is something then it means 1: She doesn't wanna tell you.
2: You are the problem.
3: You asked at the wrong time.
4: She wants to fix it herself.

You are sooo right!

Hahaa!


Guys dey vex ooo

OP, please can you buy one of such men for me? Will send the money to your account.

Observing...

Interesting read! Thanx for sharing OP

Health status = serious

Do you have a private jet?!





N.B: I've got all your requirements and even more.

- They should be rich.
- They should be wealthy.
- They should be money bags.
- They shouldn't be poor.






I rest my case OP

OP, you are 15% right!

Chai! Odikwa very risky oh! Diaris God...

Wareva!...






Age is just a number.

Dem try sha, little cuties..

Story that touches the heart!

Nice one..

Beautiful designs, make sense...

True talk OP, you go school..

Na she sabi ooooo

Okay! Next...

Ewww! Really crazy. She get mind sha...

Okay, this is insane!

Wow! I feel for the poor girl o

Hahaaa!

Obara Jisos!!!

daveP:
1)....
2)Kachisbarbie-intellectual
3)Lalasticlala- very informative
4)Tosyne2much (i owe you an RKO)-entertaining
5)....... Educative


DocAdray!!

(dances to Testimony)

overall Lala takes it (ratio of 1.8topics/day)

DaveP dear, its been a long long time. Took a long break from NL. Happy New year in advance...

My best poster for the year 2014 is the man of the people, LALASTICLALA! I enjoyed all his topics and posts...

LOL, nice one. Cute babies...

Nice one Lalasticlala... (Nairaland's OP of the year)!

yuzedo: SWEET
GOD OF ALL THINGS LEGIT!!!

This article hit all 12-corners of my triangular heart!! I meannnn!!!!
Gaddemm!!!


I was at a Commemorative Lecture in 2013 with my former-almost
girlfriend-and-100-yards-of-wife-material, the beautiful MOD brethreness
*******, and (un)fortunately, Mrs. Miss Adichie was the guest of
honor/chief speaker in a hall full of distinguished statesmen. My
embarrassment knew no bounds when Madam was showered ALL the goddam
adulation and effervescent worship for the 4hr duration of the lecture,
by all, including the celebrant/convener, to the complete detriment of
the one whom we were there to commemorate, the celebrant's late father.

Was madam abashed by all the fawning? Hell no! She exploited the
occasion to the full, launching into yet another monotone on everything
and nothing, and in utter confusion, I was forced to ask my date WHOM I
HAD INVITED, Is this why we are here?

My honest albeit un-sought and perhaps irrelevant opinion of Madam
Adichie is that she is a tad overrated and tremendously immodest. She
enjoys the worship, but has not reached a stage where she can be humble
and gracious about it, quite unlike the true masters (Achebe &
Kongi). Luckily in this generation, very much different from theirs, it
is unlikely to affect her trajectory of progress and recognition, simply
because attention (deserved or not) is the currency we deal in
today. (ask the talentless Kardashians if you doubt my words).

I hope she continues (for the sake of good literature) to deliver on her
works, a quality to equal or surpass Half of a Yellow Sun (her tour de
force, in my objective opinion).. Prior and Subsequent efforts have not
measured up to this beautiful book, but I refuse to blame that on her
loquacious and uber-skewered opinions that no-goddamn-body asked her
about.

On a final note, pray, who or what wrote this article?? An 11/10 score
does zero justice to literature so complete in logic, facts,
presentation, validity and balance.

...... I bet a man wrote it. Women aren't this talented. (I
kid!......... or do i?)

- Yuzedo is a part-time Pörn Collector & full-time fine boy ,
and writes from Banana Iceland, Ikoyi.

'' Women aren't this talented?!''

Can't remember giving any guy money, only gifts...

Nice one OP, you are 80% correct...