Got to be a Northerner.
For electoral reasons a northern governor.
Much as anyone wants to hate it and as wrong as it maybe,the 2 candidates that come to mind are either the Kebbi governor or Ghanduje.The latter simply for the amount of votes he could turn in from Kano,by hook or crook.
But the problem now becomes Muslim Muslim ticket that can undo any ticket considering the havoc Buhari has caused.
There is no formidable northern APC Muslim,so he has to navigate the VP ticket very well.

Rubbish people.
Next he would post on social media and people would rush to condemn the NDLEA without getting all the facts because he knows many Nigerians would just a one sided narration from one local celebrity,family or interested party and rush to pass judgement.

Ishilove:
I opted to post this in the Health section because I realised, for the first time in all my years in Lagos (and that is my entire life) that many are mad in Lagos but few are are confined in asylums. We don't take mental health seriously enough in Nigeria.

I had left office around 5.30 pm and had not gone far when a junior colleague called me that he had left his entire earthly possessions back in the office, vis his house keys, wallet and phone and the admin office was closed. His excuse was he did not know I would be leaving early. After blasting him for his lackadaisical attitude, I told him where to meet me to get my keys. I was already in transit and the traffic was rapidly moving and If he hurried he would meet me at the traffic light before it turned green.

He drove halfway and had to run the remaining half because of the traffic. He was just about 45 seconds away from me and I could see his approaching form, but the lights had changed to green and we were about moving, so I quickly tossed the bunch of keys on a horizontal signboard on the road median. The dude got to me just as we were about to cross and I yelled at him to go back and check the board. He nodded and ran back.

To my chagrin and ongoing bafflement, he called me back that there were no keys on the board. I told him to check properly, on the sides and even under the board. He rang off, and then called back some minutes later, insisting that he couldn't find any keys. I was forced to alight half way and go back to the junction where all these drama was unfolding. I thought my eyes were paining me when I checked and discovered that the bunch of keys had grown legs and run off in the 45 seconds/ 1 minute it took for my colleague to reach the point where I had tossed the keys.

That is how me and this boy started rigmaroling the road median like construction workers, searching through dirt and grass for my large, shiny bunch of keys that had mysteriously disappeared in plain sight. After about 30 minutes of fruitlessly searching even in portions of the median that I knew I had passed before that fateful toss, we were forced to give up after admitting to ourselves that a Lagosian had seen me tossing the keys and immediately pounced on them like the lunatic he was.

Kai, it is still paining my spirit, soul and body.

My question now is this: what is anyone going to do with a bunch of keys that is totally useless to him? What?

There is a legion of lunatics roaming freely on this streets of the Gidi.

The person that stole the key is a psycho na,a candidate for Yaba left.
As an aside,mental health is a far more serious issue than you have highlighted because it affects everyday working people,couples and otherwise normally hardworking people with a source of income.
Many people in work places are going through but are bottling it up because it's not an issue that is being critically looked into in Nigeria and mental health challenges has a stigma no one wants to be associated with.
But it's real,it's happening in offices, homes and many facets of Nigerian society.
It's quite distinct from the psycho that stole those keys that have no single use for him.

Maybe he is being blackmailed by someone for something horrible he did in the past and for which his blackmailer has evidence.
Either the above or the man has a mental problem that requires him seeing a psychiatrist.

Always making the Blackman and anything organised or led by him the laughing stock of the world.
In other competitions you would see the VAR room with the referees,then play stopped as the TV crew shows replays of the incident being reviewed by VAR.
In this tournament play goes on and the next thing you hear is that VAR decision has been made.
Ball possession stats in the first half of the Nigeria Egypt match that even a blindman hearing the commentary would know would be like Nigeria 65%,Egypt 35%;their own "akpruka" machine stats showed Egypt had more possession!
Even ordinary original footballs they couldn't buy,instead they went to buy ₦500 "fele-fele" football,for a whole Nations cup competition.
If they don't call any black referee for a world cup,you would see everyone accusing FIFA of being racists.
See the embarrassment this one has given this tournament for God's sake.

They should zone it to the North and see the party die a natural,deserved death.
Useless party that could not capitalise on Buhari's monumental incompetence,the never before seen level of corruption in its government and the nationwide insecurity to make inroads into the political space and win more faithfuls.
For them to even be contemplating zoning the presidency to the north after 8years of a northern rule shows how inept and low the PDP has sunk.
A Southern monkey had better be voted in than any Northerner.

PDP would seem to never have sense.
It's better a southern monkey gets voted in than another Northerner.
If APC ventures to field a Southerner as it's presidential candidate,then that's that for PDP not only in the presidency but as a political party.
It wouldn't also come as a surprise that an opposition party that could have easily swayed opinion and votes with APC having the worst president Nigeria may ever have,virtually slept all through the 2 terms of Buhari's disastrous rule.

oz4real83:
When somebody is programmed to answer already made questions, even when there are slight changes in the questions, he will still provide already made answers to different questions. Thank God I didn't watch the interview because such woeful performance will make you lose your appetite and the little hope you have in the country ever getting better.

If you had any hope after the first six months of Buhari's government or at most by 2016,of him making the country better,then you must question the quality of education you received.

Senile dementia.
The greatest scam that Nigeria has ever witnessed.
The faculties are no longer working well so cannot process information and thus the only recourse is to always respond with the only thing he can remember:"let's kill corruption before corruption kills us.Let all go back to the farm".Even when the question asked bears no connection to the answer he gives.

Bullcrap.
The Northerners speaking up against Buhari now are doing so at the tail end of his doomed presidency,knowing he would definitely complete his 8 years;not out of a truly objective mind that the man is grossly incompetent and totally unfit for leadership of any kind,talkless of presiding over 180 million people.
Why didn't they all voice their concerns and objections in his first tenure when even some of us that vehemently supported him against GEJ,knew just a few months into his presidency that we had made a monumental mistake electing the worst president Nigeria will ever have;and we voiced it out early at any given opportunity?
The only Northerner that should be taken serious is any that started very early in Buhari's presidency to realize he was an error of monumental proportions and made his/her views known;otherwise they are all a bunch of hypocritical bigots.

What is the use of putting impeachment process in the constitution if it wasn't planned to ever be used.
The cattle rearer by omission or commission has had several reasons to be impeached.
Yet everyone there is quiet.

On the surface the story sounds really doubtful.
Being initiated into a cult in a private school of that calibre.
Where did the initiation take place because in boarding schools of that level the whereabouts of pupils at every turn is well regulated and monitored.
If it happened in the school it's unlikely they were not aware of such event.
For him to even lay same emphasis on the school fees of ₦1million as the loss of a soul shows where the narrator's anger is coming from.
But investigation should be done,afterall no one could have believed that the son and probably the owner himself of a private university and hotels,amongst other big establishments,can be involved in the murder of a masters degree pursuing hotel occupant,who they even denied knowledge of,till investigations proved otherwise.
Nigeria is a country of the absurd.Things you wouldn't believe logically and rationally can happen or be done by some people,happen and you begin to doubt even your own level of mental capacity.

Morgan9:
Pls we need a solution to this ailment.
We've been to several hospitals yet no improvement ..
Did series of test .yet same thing
.
Now we are treating it traditionally..
The native doctor told us that its a poison she matched..

Pls who else has seen this kind of poison related skin reactions..

Note= she dont sleep at night due to the pains she gets from it.

Native doctors would shop you mugu.
Several hospitals you mentioned;has she been taken to a teaching or specialist hospital with a consultant dermatologist or physician?
If you have,she must have been given a diagnoses and told probable duration of the course of treatment.
The sooner Nigerians come to understand ailments most times do not resolve overnight and that indeed there are some that require several months treatment,the better.
I believe your mum's ailment falls into the latter category and because u are not seeing improvement overnight,you are now running from pillar to post instead of sourcing for funds for her to complete her course of treatment.
Native concoctions would only make things worse,aside more annoying putting wild thoughts in your mind as per she being the target of an "aunt,envious enemy,uncle or inlaw"somewhere.

mfm04622:


He was a Doctor!

So?Doesn't mean he is right.
Any person that drinks 7L of water on a normal day without living in the desert or having a serious health challenge,is endangering his/her health.Take it or leave it.

That's dangerous.
Any doctor that adviced him to be drinking up to 7L of water per day is endangering his health rather than actually helping him,unless he is living in the desert,which he evidently isn't.

When Buhari leaves office or even towards the tail end of his presidency when he would effectively be a lame duck president,the kinds of revelations about the shenanigans,abuse of office and monumental,all encompassing corruption during his time as president, would shame the devil himself.
I am patiently waiting for the first set of revelations about the daylight robbery that took place during the first six months of his presidency when he didn't have any minister but allowed his family members,cronies and associates to run riot over the MDGs.
Thereafter more will follow in batches,I am 100% sure of it because some people who knew but didn't benefit enough from the corruption bazaar would rat on him and others involved.Late 2022,post election 2023 or days after he leaves that office I can bet the revelations would come and would shock even his mum and dad in the grave.

A government that lied on everything about the then presidential candidate,now president,including just his ordinary school certificate,is it about a "mere ₦30k" you now expect truth from them?

Chidexter:


You be mumu already

This was a pre 2015 post.
As early as same 2015,barely 6 months to his presidency I realised we were dealing with a lying,corrupt,nepotic incompetent man.I have been even more vociferous in condemning him,than I even was supporting him.
GEJ failed but Buhari's disastrous misrule has now made GEJ a far far better president than 100 lifetimes of buhari can give.

No one seems to be taking serious note of this court case,but a game is being tried here.
It's not likely to play out but in desperation,some interested and heavy war chested northern interests could easily bribe these judges to get Atiku a favourable judgement.The final appeal court decision may be delayed till say late or early 2023 just before the elections and when Buhari would have effectively finished his active term.
Atiku gets declared the winner and the North still keeps the presidency.It looks far fetched but these parasites can go to any extent to perpetuate their stay in power and effectively cover the 8 years of atrocities buhari committed.

poiZon:

I needed to check well whether na another doctokwus....
Men wey dem use propaganda deceive...

To be honest with you,I am more embarrassed than even you reading my own comments then.
To be so deceived by the propaganda and the blatant lies and made-up tales of integrity of Buhari,hits me like a bad tommy bug in the stomach.
I even believe Buhari himself would have been embrassed about the lies on his integrity by the APC itself.
In his mind then and using the local Nigerian parlance,he would have been going "una sofry,sofry,the lies are getting ridiculous".Thinking Nigerians would code.Some of us actually did,but the disappointment of GEJ was so much,I for one wanted him gone from that office, believing if one non performing incumbent could be removed from office,Nigeria would have reached that zenith of democracy where performance was the only factor and no other Nigerian president could be as bad as Jonathan.I never,even in my wildest dreams believed as bad as I felt GEJ performed,the difference between him and Buhari would be like light and utter PITCH DARKNESS!

SarkinYarki:
Hahahaha Buhari is the epitome of corruption...Imagine the man is even being sent to the EFCC board

The embarrassingly annoying aspect of it is that the man they lied had the most integrity and wasn't corrupt has turned out to not only have run the most corrupt government Nigeria has ever had,but is as corrupt as the most corrupt of African politicians.
I continue making this point;when I knew that Buhari was nothing they made him out to be,in terms of corruption,was just a singular incident:in the partial public asset declaration he was forced to release,he stated,"I have at least ₦10million in my account"!
This was the one singular statement that any already corrupt or having grand plans of amassing illicit wealth in office would give.
His actions since have more than proven my belief that this is a utterly corrupt man,packaged and garnished with a shiny cloak of integrity.

Chizbaaa:

It was available for 800 dear I am sure cos I added 2 bottles to my cart. It was in a green bottle like dettol

You better pay for it then before you hear another story.
I am truly surprised by ₦800 price you said u saw for Neo presol

Chizbaaa:



Hello
I am hoping you still have this nairaland account. If so I would love to get 2 bottles of the product. I have tried searching online but to no avail tho I saw Neo-Presol on padekhealthng.com for 800 naira I can't seem to proceed to checkout. This is very important to me. Thanks

₦850 for NeoPresol now?
I don't think you can get Neo Presol for anything less than ₦5000 now and Neo Medrol for less than ₦12,000!
Check out Jumia and some other drug sites.

Another foolish talk fuelled probably by too much "ogogoro".
It more than matters and it should a mission of all concerned,that the North doesn't retain power in 2023.
Despite all their pretences to the contrary,the North has been a terrible bunch when it comes to leadership at the centre.
YarAdua had been the only Northern president that seemed to have some thinking processes going on upstairs,all the others,but particularly the one now occupying the office have been a bunch of incompetent,nepotic,bigots.

Jokers.
I supported Atiku against the monumental disaster in 2019,but once Atiku lost or was rigged out of that election,he and by extension the North lost the presidency in 2023.
Anyone supporting any northerner again is not only deluded,but insane.
Once another northerner gets there with all the power in his possession,by omission or commission,he would become northocentric.
Southerners should rally round their own,no matter the party.
At least Buhari has confirmed for us that even the most packaged of saints,can be exposed to be one of the most corrupt of rulers.
The worst a southern candidate can be is corrupt,which Buhari and Atiku are.
As for competence and ability,No northerner can be better than ANY Southern candidate,none.

Anyone that is surprised by this news must be either just an infant that has not fully grasped Buhari's presidency this past 6 years or a mentally challenged individual that wouldn't have had d full faculties to decipher and understand his true person.
The man asides being very,very incompetent as a ruler is pure scam in both his life story and what he stands for.
Corruption and Buhari and everything he oversees are birds of the same plumage.
I have been telling people I can vouch anything that if a true forensic audit of the finances of NNPC is made during the financial year that claims NNPC has under Buhari made a profit for the first time in 40years,it would be found to be a purely cooked up report.
Buhari cannot oversee a corrupt free or corruption level tolerable goverment,ministry or parastatal.
Right from his days in 1984 when he corruptly allowed his associate to take out or bring in money through d airport when those of others were being seized by the same military government,to his corruption rich period overseeing the PTF,the man is corruption personified.
Unfortunately all these were seen by some of us after 2015,but some imps despite seeing it,still voted him for a second term in 2019.

Sowore's worst fears have come to pass.
If Buhari had only made use of what is left of his faculties and put in just 20% effort,as his brain could allow,to try and govern as a president,thousands of people,killed via his ineptitude in the security and economic well-being of Nigerians,would have been alive today.
It's unheard of for one human being to fail in leadership on 3 tenures.

Pity,redundancy in Aso rock has also made this one's brain redundant.[b][/b]
Asides America now recently becoming multi ethnic,is it really a multi religious country?
China,now acclaimed to be the second most developed in the world achieved its greatness on the back of a single ethnic,non religious country
Are Germany,Sweden,Spain, England and most developed European countries,multi ethnic,multi religious countries?
Infact,the proliferation of ethnicities and religious dogmatism is what is drawing back some of these countries.
The naked fact also remains that since the proliferation of sects and denominations in Nigeria,our development,honesty and upholding of righteousness and honesty has nose dived.
Back when the missionaries came with their single doctrine of what is right and wrong, honesty,hardwork and dedication,the country was far far better off

okooloyun1:
What is the minimum wage people dey earn where you dey? You are always quick to compare naija with any country.

Those are the semi illiterates that roam the forum.Despite travelling out and assumed exposed,they always expose their low IQ.

CodeTemplar:
Northerners have proven to be disastrous managers of the economy because ofgheir mad zeal to drain the south and dump it all in their backyard.

YarAdua didn't do that bad,at least comparative to him.Though IBB and Abacha were not that good either,but we should not generalise it as a Northern leadership deficit.

Kollyman:
I feel your concerns.

Nigerians don't belive in preventive measures until the situation gets out of hand before we start making noise for a short time and later forget it there.

If truly the spell on the Fulani cow we are eating is responsible for this, God should please deliver us.

The trend of things doesn't show that things are likely to get better soon.

Even Aboki want to travel out of this country �

That is even the scariest part.
As horrible as things are now,it's scary to imagine it could get worse!
The pit seems to be bottomless with this man.

Anti hypertensives,Anti diabetic drugs,that some people have to take on a daily basis for their entire lives have shot up astronomically too.
How would these people afford these drugs to keep themselves healthy and prolong their lives.
The prices of drugs alone should warrant an emergency being declared in the health sector,yet it's business as usual in Nigeria!