This is perhaps the funniest and most ironic twists of the year thus far.
This is a man built on corruption saying he would make corruption unattractive.
He actually can,but only for his opponents and detractors,but for his supporters,it will be business as usual.
Imagine having your corrupt son as Aso rock cabal and go to man in the presidency,Akpabio as senate President where you need your budgets,ministers and cabinet appointees passed without rancour and the likes of Wike being given lucrative appointments.
You can't have a government more corrupt than that

Bigboy2221:
Fake news he went for a submit

Next time don't just border dignifying such posts with a response.Just use the report button and the moniker would get a lengthy ban aside having the post struck off.

tonywonder:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2023/05/03/i-wont-refund-cost-of-flyovers-to-rivers-tinubu-tells-wike/%3famp=1

He didn't say he won't make the refund,what's with all these garbage headlines!
He said Wike has to "lobby him"

Rayban25:
I dont know how men still sleep with married women after all the warnings..you dont know that some men still do magun and all sort of things on their wives? Hian.

There is nothing like magun.
Just a load of bullcrap.
What of single men that die during sex,is it also magun or their girlfriend they are sleeping with that put magun too?
Men that die from sex,married or single,meet their demise because they go into cardiac arrest when undergoing sex,because they had underlying heart disease or hyoertension.
I have met several men that when you discover their Blood pressure is in the 200s range they non challantly wave it away,that they know and have been living with it,with no problem!
If such a man now meets a vigorous lady in bed that gives him pleasure beyond his imagination,his heart vessels just rupture,disrupting brain oxygen supply and sure death ensues.
Some maybe lucky and be getting away with it because that is the mysterious nature of the human body; nothing is 100% guaranteed or strictly follows the science.It has nothing to do with magun or village people
P.S.Even looking like it's a skit.
Further proves that there is nothing like magun as I posited.

mightyhaze:
Nobody is in absolute health.. that term doesn't exist

Do your research.
Google is a verifiable,free research tool;cite one death in the developed world,where autopsies are a routine,standard practice,of an individual in his/her twenties that died of natural cause in his/her sleep.

juman:
So sad.
The family is in big shock right now.

Anytime I sleep I always think one might not wake up.
Sleep is small death.

No healthy young person dies in his/her sleep.
It has never happened,it will never happen.
A young person dies in sleep from any of these 2 reasons1)Underlying ill health,primarily a heart related,previously unknown problem(2)Drug related death,arising from drug abuse,misuse or overdose;or murder from being drugged by an external party.
In this case,I strongly suspect a heart related issue.

NwekeUG:
As Nigeria joins the rest of the world to mark International Workers' Day today May 1, a former Presidential candidate, Omoyele Sowore, has asked the Federal government to pay workers between N100, 000 to N250, 000 as monthly remuneration, IGBERETV reports.

Omoyele made the appeal on his Facebook page. He wrote;


https://www.facebook.com/803267836/posts/pfbid02GJoWHMkEpYL3ZDmTeHwapu1ZY3TChTABjKnneTt99qTQZfZoCKZDPSB1VQfuK3PZl/?app=fbl

The minimum wage in Nigeria is currently N30,000.

https://igberetvnews.com/1444027/workers-day-pay-nigerian-workers-n100k-n250k-sowore-tells-fg/

This one always talking like an illiterate despite having a degree and lived abroad for a good part of his adult life.
This is the kind of dunce that would tell CBN to print as much naira as it can because his little brain tells him printing more notes will solve the financial strain many Nigerians are passing through.
No wonder he hasn't got more than 1000 votes in total since he started clownishly contesting for the presidency.
Chairman and presidential candidate of his party!

georgeakins:


Fidelity Bank didn't lend money to Air peace.
The money used in running it was amnesty money stolen during GEJ administration.

Fidelity does not have the kind of money air peace is spending. Aviation industry is too capital intensive.

Moreover, no way Fidelity Bank will lend billions to Onyeama, a man who never owned anything prior to the setting up of air peace.

By the time Peace fails,they would attribute it to bad government or Amcon or even village witches,not knowing this is another entity built on a sandy foundation.
Is Peace airline actually solvent,despite its positive publicity blitz and PR stunts?I doubt but I may also be wrong

How could they have been working with a whooping 3000 + staff?
That was the basis of its downfall.
How much was Arik making to be able to pay 3000,maintain the aircrafts,pay fees,most times in foreign currencies in landing countries?
We are looking at about ₦2billion in salaries,maintenance and fees alone each month.Then factor in interest in loans.
I won't be surprised if they had to borrow money every month just to pay salaries.
Though amcon may not have helped,but the poor management and downfall of Arik started from its overbloated workforce and poor management ab initio.

You said you were in coma with an SpO2 of 45%?
So you were transported from Lagos to Sagamu with that low level of Sp02 and you survived that arduous journey?
In one paragraph you said u were on admission in osuth for 6days,yet in another u said you were on oxygen for 16days!

A load of bunkum.
Diesel vehicles in Nigeria are even a security risk and I suggest it be banned because low betide you if your diesel car or SUV runs out of fuel on a deserted road or worse still highway and the only fuel station that you are able to get diesel is at least 50km away.
Some of these posters just do copy and paste and pour out everything they come across without using their commonsense to know if it applies to the Nigerian environment.

Pure bunkum.
Keyamo got his money through corrupt deeds either directly from government coffers or through kickbacks from favours or government contracts,but this story is a bunch of crap.
For starters if the Pakistani is a top notch criminal as is claimed in this article,why would he bother answering questions thrown at him by a random guy he met in prison?
Some people would also believe this rubbish.
What people with proof of his corrupt deeds can do is directly write a petition or forward evidence to American corrupt agencies and I am sure they would do an investigation and if they suspect the source of his wealth used to acquire the house in US is fraudulent they would act.
But they are all on social media just ranting and the man would most likely get another appointment from the Tinubu government and continue his corrupt deeds into the next government

Not just in Abuja but many choice and not so choice locations,depending on how much you have to launder.
They are proceeds of corruption from government purse at federal,state or even LG levels,contract kickbacks,yahoo,drugs or kidnapping.
Nobody can tell me otherwise.Any estate not owed by a property company,a duly registered one,is a proceed of one form of crime or the other.
There just doesn't seem to be the will power by the agencies responsible to go after these people, particularly those in government.
Nigerians have also come to accept corruption is not a crime,but just one being "smart".
That is why you now see some parents actively or family members encouraging their sons to go into yahoo or their daughters to date or marry a Yahoo guy.Something unthinkable years back.

I pity her boss.
The reason why the brother would just conclude that her boss has anything to do with her death baffles me.
You have not exhausted all avenues of going about such case, especially reporting to the police who have the statutory authority to handle such cases and make arrests if warranted,after investigation,you rush to the social media and start accusing someone that may likely be innocent, because she died at her place of employment!
So the boss should track everywhere she goes and take care of her health,even if she wasn't sick previously.Even if she was,is it her responsibility to take care of her health.
She may have collapsed and died from underlying health issues or even arising from where she went to,but the boss is the easy folder to pick and of course having many gullible people on social media,the brother knows many people would have already condemned and passed judgement on the boss before using their commonsense.
If the truth eventually comes out,the reputation and business of the innocent lady may have been ruined for life.When people like the deceased brother that falsely accused the boss start having problems in future,they will start attributing it to village forces,not knowing is the karmaic effect of the life and business they destroyed years past through their hasty post and actions.

Barbaric,criminally minded, murderous beasts.
These are the same set of murderers that they may have unleashed during the elections to steal the people's mandates

Stopped taking Falana serious the moment he said that 25% vote tally in Abuja is not a requirement for declaring a president elected.
That Abuja is equivalent to a state as far as the constitutional interpretation is concerned.
Any lawyer that comes up with that bullshit,despite a readable operational clause of AND,being attached to Abuja,doesn't know what he is saying,is a clown or just being mischievous.

It's not only Newsband,it's 'Newsrope'.
All these useless blogs trying to launder a bad product

SyrusdeHansome:
What r u saying sef? Two guys died after eating a particular food nd u wanna tell me it's not poisoning abi?

I am not telling you.
I am certain it's not food poisoning,assuming the story itself of their death after eating,same day is true.
If you understand what food poisoning is and how it works,you would know it's very difficult to know the exact type and amount of poison that can kill one individual,talkless of 2.
The easiest poison to get in Nigeria is rat poison.How do you put rat poison in someone's food in a public outing,put it in 2 people's food without being seen.
If you are not seen,how do u know the amount to put.
Then if it's rat poisoning,once they eat it,they would be in excruciating stomach pain in minutes and it would draw attention to everyone there that something is wrong.
Rat poisoning does not wait for hours,it's in minutes and if the correct lethal dose is given,they would be dead in a few hours because it will just tear up their intestines and stomach.
I am categorically stating they were not poisoned by anyone,but died from other causes.
Medical food poisoning exists,from contaminated food,but it won't likely kill an adult once they get medical attention
If you like continue believing in jargons.

Prestar:



SOURCE https:///two-friends-poisoned-to-death-after-buying-new-car-in-rivers/

Useless reporting.
Proper investigation and a properly conducted autopsy would reveal the true cause of their death,not these village resort to blaming poisoning for any death linked to a celebration.
Food poisoning does not kill that easily,asides the individual being in excruciating pain.
It is also almost impossible for food poisoning to kill 2 individuals of different biophysical profile and biochemical make up,to die the same period.
This is a cock and bull,beer parlour story.

Many Nigerians,not just kids,don't realise there are consequences,backed by law,of some of their actions.
Just because the Nigerian government agencies responsible are lax and corrupt,many people have been getting away with impunity.
Next to be tackled are fake news peddlers.
By the time someone gets a 10 year jail term for publishing fake news,many others will be very careful.
Go to online news blogs,face book and whatapp groups and see how people spread fake news with glee.

Itisallright:
What's so special about this birnin kebbi that always make front page?

Sweet place.
If not for our failed governments and insecurity arising from it,I always wished one day to travel through northern states from that Abuja,Kaduna,Katsina,Zamfara,Sokoto axis and culminate in Kebbi state,spending at least a full day in each of these states,touring the towns and Capitals,then at least 3 days in Kebbi state,going to Argungu,Zauro,Birnin Kebbi.Also Nassarawa and Plateau.Even Kogi I feel like spending time there.Maybe because I just like travelling to such places or the nostalgia they give
These are peaceful,scenic places to visit on a good day,lovely,simple people,despite their religious zeal.
Alas,things have changed and no place can guarantee one 100% security again.

Skankamola:

Annual budget 2years ago was 91billion, maybe typo error from sahara or deliberate misinformation.

May not be typo at all.
Don't be surprised that SR didn't even do a simple Google check of Ekiti's annual budget before coming up with this outrageous figure.
SR,run by Sowore is the most useless,fake,vile,news peddling outfit in Nigeria,by miles,now being followed by PGazette.
When there are no consequences for fake news,media like SR still thrive because there are enough f oolish people in Nigeria to believe any garbage they publish.

Yakubu should be in jail.
From the bvas saga to ballot box snatching and ripping of ballot papers to the open heist Wike conducted in Rivers State and other atrocities in Imo and other states,he still went ahead to gleefully announce doctored results during the national elections.
I suspect he has a vested interest in Binani not emerging victorious,if not Binani did what many Nigerian politicians have done and got away with;bribe one RO or Rec in this case to announce you winner,even at gun point and dare your opponent to go to court,knowing INEC doesn't have powers to stop u;at the court bribe the judges since you are already sitting on government money,influence and powers.

That is it,the REC knows it,she knows it and many Nigerian politicians have used this time tested rigging method:make the RO or even Rec in this case,declare them winners with corruption and even at gun point or kidnap of family members of the Rec or RO.
Once they are declared they tell everyone that they should go to court if not pleased with the outcome,that INEC doesn't have power to nullify an already declared result,no matter how obviously fraudulent.
At the courts we all know what goes,the highest bidder wins.In Nigeria we know it's difficult to compete with anyone that sits in an elective office with free access to government coffers.

donyfrank:
Saw this on Twitter.

Aside the source being one deluded fellow with an inflated sense of importance,that you even believed such a picture can be taken and is the true reflection of Tinubu present state, does not indict Simon Ekpa but reflects on you that is entertaining belief it might be true that your brain function is deficit in many areas and is at the level of a mentally retarded.

Freethinker87:
Guinea-Bissau - Africa's first narco-state.

Concern is mounting that Guinea-Bissau's efforts to stem the flow of drugs to Europe and the US have suffered a setback after a military-backed president took office, writes journalist Ricci Shryock.

Court documents show that the loot seized in Guinea-Bissau's largest ever drug bust last September included more than 20 vehicles, among them a "cinnamon coloured" Mercedes Benz, $3m (£2.5m) stashed in bank accounts, $90,000 worth of wine and porridge found in a warehouse, and, of course, 1.8 tonnes of cocaine hidden in sacks of rice.

Dubbed Operation Navara, the seizure culminated in 12 men - of Bissau-Guinean, Colombian, Mexican and Portuguese nationalities - being sentenced to between four and 16 years in prison last month.

Although the two ringleaders were sentenced in absentia after they managed to evade arrest, the case was hailed as a legal success for the West African state in its efforts to shed its reputation as a major transit hub for cocaine flown or shipped from Latin America to Europe and North America.

For us, this is the result of over eight years of investment, so we look forward to making sure that the future of Guinea-Bissau might be much safer from the infiltration of drug traffickers and transnational criminal networks," said Antonio Mazzatelli, the regional head of the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC).

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-52569130.amp

I hate reading from illiterates like this Op because in their f oolishness and semi-illiteracy,they reduce a genuine and germane issue to parochial and ethnic colorations because they neither understand the issues well or take time to differentiate between items on discourse.
Guinea is different from Guinea Bissau.
In your foolishness u now make it look like some of the people that have unearthed this Tinubu Guinea passport issue are just doing it from sentiments to bring him down at all costs,rather than being concerned that he has run foul of the constitution.
Illiterate op, Guinea and Guinea Bissau are 2 different countries.The BBC report on drug trade was for Guinea Bissau,so how did you link Tinubu's to Guinea Bissau?

Bringbackmandat:
used to know you of being an unintelligent fellow,I never knew it has turned you to a mad man.

You are engaging with an obviously sick individual.
The tragedy is that the imp you quoted doesn't know he is mentally sick and will remain in denial till it becomes too late to remedy

Chapii:
These guys are learning fast from Yakubu. Just declare, nothing will happen.

Age old template used by the likes of Okorocha,some governors and NASS members:get themselves declared,even at gunpoint,"let me handle the aftermath",knowing INEC doesn't have the constitutional authority to nullify an already declared result by the returning officer at the state level.
They then dare you to go to court,knowing once they are sworn in,having access to several millions or even billions for a sitting governor,to bribe judges,is easy.
Imagine you as a tribunal judge being offered ₦500m or a SC court judge being offered ₦1b-₦2b in a country where no one borders about corruption or querying source of wealth and where the government only investigates a corrupt fellow that is against it.
The template has worked,is still working and will continue to be used by politicians because it's guarantee of success is about 98%,the 2% for your opponent coming if he is a member of the ruling party but lost his state poll or he is so rich to compete ₦ to ₦ or $ to $ with you the illegally declared winner.

fabolouz1:
Probably a stunt to relaunch her dead career .

Most likely.
So a new driver would liase with others to kidnap Tiwa,as in,he would drive her and her entourage with probably 3 or 4 other cars of her team following her,to a location,the members will come out and tell savage to enter their car or tell the driver to bring her to a remote location and she would sheepishly obey and her entourage will do nothing till the job is done?
I always say it the reason these kind of childish stunts or poorly scripted stories sell is that there are millions that would believe anything told them by some Nigerian personalities or blogs.

Afamsi:
Illiterate prof kindly tell us why federal capital was mentioned in that rule since it is same as every other state of the federation. Does this dullard know the purpose of ' AND ' in a sentence? I feel that he bought that professorial degree. This man ought to be a primary school teacher.

Infact,I just laugh at all these people saying they know what they are saying.
I have told people that legally and logically what the framers of that portion wanted was to make it compulsory that you must score at least 25%in Abuja to ensure your victory has the semblance of national spread,as represented by the FCT,even if u score 25% in all 36 states.
I know the SC will side with Tinubu because the Nigerian SC has never been noted to rule against any sitting president or president elect,as far as removing him in office.
But no one should interpret the constitution in any other way and I can never agree otherwise:you must constitutionally score 25% in the FCT to be declared winner.

How this man even qualified as a lawyer defies reasoning.
In comportment,character,behaviour and intellect he has never sounded like one that went through a proper institution and qualified on his own merit.
He doesn't even understand why Obi was temporarily detained,despite all the news outlets that published it stating clearly the reasons.
It's this kind of people that look like populating Tinubu's cabinet,people of low character,corrupt and looking to steal more,that makes me look at the incoming government with trepidation.