₦airaland Forum

LordviccoDaGuru:
You people will keep having sleepless nights because of Buhari. Tell me what have you achieved in Life so far?

Allow my Leader PMB to enjoy himself. He doesn't even know if you exist in the first place.

I sincerely want to know what tribe you are?

NewDigitalWorld:
Source: https://www.zikoko.com/citizen/abroad-life/my-nigerian-friend-ghosted-me-after-i-helped-him-get-a-loan/

They must have been sexually involved. She wasn't thinking straight because of the straffing. Can you imagine co-signing such a thing? I hope shes learnt her lessons now, though.

John 20 vs 27-28.
Explaining John 20 verses 27-28.
27 Then he said to Thomas, "Put your finger here; see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it into my side. Stop doubting and believe." 28 Thomas said to him, "My Lord and my God!"

In the original Greek text of the New Testament, the expression "My Lord and my God!" is written as "Ὁ Κύριός μου καὶ ὁ Θεός μου!" (Ho Kyrios mou kai ho Theos mou!). This phrase directly translates to "The Lord of me and the God of me!" in English, where "Kyrios" refers to "Lord" and "Theos" to "God." This declaration by Thomas emphasizes a personal acknowledgment of Jesus as both Lord and God, marking a pivotal moment of faith and recognition in the Gospel narrative.

MrUgo4christ111:
It is with joy in my heart and a gladdened spirit,I wish to inform esteemed family section members that I am now a father of a bouncing boy given birth to buy my wife in the early hours of this morning

We had tried for so long to have a baby,there were doubts creeping in from friends and family alike but our faith in God never wavered.It wasn't easy.My wife was having birth complications as the doctor said her pelvic region wasn't opening up enough to birth a child and that the baby was rightly positioned.Fear gripped me but I had to be a man and offer encouragement to my wife because she was already asking me if she dies while giving birth,will I marry another wife? Those complications took a lot of strength from her and finance from me and she spent some days in the hospital before she finally gave birth in the wee hours of this morning to the glory of God.Mother and baby in good health.

Thank you lord for your mercies.

And the YHWH remembered your family on this day...Congrats!

Earthquakes:
Licking Punna used to be heard as an abomination when I was growing up but now it's a thing of pride

Sincerely men don't love themselves, licking punna of a girl you just met hmmmmm

Cunninlingus is a leading cause of oropharangeal carcinoma today. Warn them!

Maynman:
Man, heaven is gonna be so boring. Imagine going to a deeper life church forever.

Far from it!
That's not the picture of heaven brother. Heaven is going to be the most awesome state of existence the created can ever aspire to.

Jesus could not have told her any such thing. Trousers, jeans etc are a social construct. Men in Jesus' time did not wear Trousers, rather they wore flowing gowns reminiscent of what many women wear these days...Did Jesus tell her that men today should wear these gowns?

ExclusiveBet:
The celebrity logistic manager, Isreal DMW recounts how he was once dumped by his ex-girlfriend over a decade ago for being broke.


Isreal in a Whatsapp status reposted on the Instagram story by the socialite, Soso Soberekon, went down memory lane.

According to Isreal DMW, he was poor and had little to nothing to offer his then-girlfriend who dumped him for not being able to afford the sum of N150 as of 2021.

It is worth noting that as of March 2022, Israel DMW, the logistic manager of the superstar singer, Davido, has an estimated net worth is $40,000.

"She dumped me in 2001 because I could not afford the N150 she wanted then,” he wrote in the caption.

No. She didn't dump you because of N150. Rather, she left you because you're immature, a trait you obviously haven't outgrown till now (>40yrs). Why broadcast the image of someone's wife/mother on social media, you slowpoke! She's moved on. You haven't.

The only part of this ride i dont like is that fugly central console...do this car justice remove it.
Happy sales. Lovely ride.

landforeast:
Moving from Oshodi to Iyana Ipaja is like travelling from Abuja to London. Lagos need an intra City and Inter City train Network. Mega City for mouth

Bro i can assure you, its much more stressful.
I made the error of travelling from Ajah to Ikeja last week Friday (just to flex/rest) Im yet to recover from that trip. Oh the horror!
Can you guys stop making everything about tribe? Are you such slowpokes? What does being Yoruba or Igbo have to do with this report exactly?

Lagos is a city of contrasts. The very best of Nigeria is without a grain of doubt located in the city of Lagos, it is a city of opportunity as well as a very stressful city.

All I am saying is I can't stay anywhere in Nigeria except Lagos, this doesn't mean that things can't be a lot better in our Lagos...

nymphomaniac:
why is the RPM so high on idle?

Good question.

Sharp mind. Observant spirit. It's a gift.

So sad really. The monkey with the white tuft of fur in the neck region is the endangered 'white throated guenon'.
It was thought extinct in the 80s.
It is so rare, wikipedia couldn't get a real picture for their page on this majestic primate.
Your brother is just a common poacher, I'm afraid.

Lovely ride. I don't understand all the hate mehn. Happy sales bro.

TRADELYN:
June 12: Happy 58th Posthumous Birthday To Prophet T.B. Joshua

I have cried and asked questions about his sudden death even though I am not a member of his church.

The sad news of his death last week really pained me so much and I still cry emotionally any time I remember that he is gone. He gave so much hope, love, peace, happiness, prosperity. ..to this world.

Everyone needs to learn so many virtues from this amiable prophet.


Happy birthday, Sir.

May your gentle soul rest in perfect peace!

May his soul rest in peace.
He lived an impactful life.
Shalom.

Dual sim?

2.8m now.

GreenFarmsNG:
Okay


Death to all false prophets

OTHER FALSE PROPHETS

CHRIS OKAFOR
JOSHUA IGINLA
JEREMIAH OMOTO FUFEYIN
RAMSEY MARSHALL
ADEMOLA MOJIGBOTOLUWA ADEBAYO
PASSION JAVA
SHEPHERD BUSHIRI


Read the article in the link on how false prophets get their power, disguise and operate



https://babylon-today.com/2018/12/17/the-secret-evil-life-of-occultist-tb-joshua-finally-exposed/

People who have been intimately involved with TB Joshua [Temitope Balogun Joshua] in his cult community called The Synagogue church Of All Nations located in Ikotun-Egbe, Lagos, Nigeria are beginning to speak out and expose the evils behind the scenes of this known occultist who calls himself a prophet. People have actually spoken out previously against TB Joshua explaining how they were loured to his compound, sexually violated and spiritually manipulated eventually finding themselves on the floor of his church rotating uncontrollably, but unfortunately the Christian community ignored their warnings and many just didn’t believe them. There are several books in circulation currently, one written by Hephzi-bah Bisola Johnson describing how she was trapped through spiritual manipulation, hypnotism and brainwashing for over a decade by TB Joshua abandoning her own life to become his sex slave and servant. Her book details faked healings and other “miracles” fabricated by TB Joshua, and gives first hand insight of a life of secrecy and tricks that TB Joshua used to lure naive people looking for quick fixes and miracles into “spiritual terrorism” and occultism. She narrates how her and the other cult members lived, how they were systemically initiated into the dark world through deceit and were terrorized to swear into secrecy and complete allegiance to TB Joshua and his evil. Ms. Johnson’s book is a real eye opener of the dangers of following man-made religious groups and “pastor/prophet worship,” instead of obeying God and following “The Way” which is a life of absolute holiness and obedience to God.



What most Westerners don’t know about “Temitope Balogun“, born June 12 1963 is that he is really a Muslim, and his real name is Abdul fatai, [which actually means servant of god in Arabic] he renamed himself TB Joshua in efforts to “repackage” himself to make himself more acceptable to the Christian community targeting the Christians to sell his occultic ministry, in fact, his “church” began as an “interfaith” church of sorts with a confused, mixed doctrine of Jesus combined with a falsified version of Islamic beliefs, mixed with black magic but has gradually changed it’s narrative (on the surface) as TB Joshua was groomed into becoming a more appealing typical Pentecostal style pastor who learned to pass his demonic, dark art signs and wonders off as “the prophetic.” It is quite embarrassing how Westerners are so easily deceived and captivated by pulpit magic and deception which oftentimes causes spiritual death, family breakups, the loss of lives, livelihoods and money.



A British lady disclosed that she narrowly escaped from the trap of Joshua’s Synagogue Church For All Nations. She is now married and told the story on video in the presence of her husband how she cohabited with T.B. Joshua for several years traveling with him to various countries in her quest to receive his anointing through sex. Others have came forth with accusations of pedophilia, arranged orgies with children, child rape, abortions and sudden death of those who have left the compound and disclosed TB Joshua’s secrets. TB Joshua is well known in Nigeria but remains a mystery to most Westerners. Because Westerners are not as spiritual as they think they are, they are easily fooled by the tricks of TB Joshua and other church witches believing everything to be an “act of God” or “a miracle”. TB Joshua has been the suspect of many mysterious deaths ( sacrifices) in Nigeria and South Africa and has been taken to court on many occasions for statutory rape but has always escaped being charged due to the corrupt judicial system in Nigeria, he always bribed the the lawyers and judges and has never been held accountable for his wrongdoings.

Show some respect to the dead and stop spreading unfounded rumors. It makes appear quite literally daft.

DDDEnterprises:
Chai!!!!

Aiye Akamara!!!

People dey chop things for this world.

Lol at aiye akamara!!

Gardai is the Irish police.
Cork is in Rep of Ireland.

Indians are by far the dirtiest humans of all.
This is complete bullshit! Pun intended.

Sebastine1994:
They said a female officer, why are you showing us a male photo...
Don't tell us the person in the photo is a woman

Where is the female officer? Is this her husband?

Lol. Why are nairalanders so sick?!

24brains:
My friends always call me "CR7 womanizer" due to my habit of moving with multiple partners.

It all began last week when I had unprotected sex with one of my partners. I started having inching on my male organ. I noticed it was suddenly swollen. I was still forming boss until I noticed yellowish sperm like discharge gushing out from the tip of my penis.

At first, I thought it was pre-cum. I cleaned it up and packaged it back into my boxer. Few minutes later, i felt wetness and stains all over my boxers. Behold what I just cleaned showed up again.

I screemed and cleaned it up again still wondering if there can be ejaculation without erection and stimulation.

It didn't end there. I began to urinate frequently and it felt like hell discharging urine, my feet held tightly to the ground, body stiffened and screaming followed.

I was in pains for good three days walking around with embarrassing wet boxers with offensive smell from the dripage. I began to pray. I thought my penis was becoming rotten because I have never experienced such. I thought the tube that controls sperm/urine had ruptured.

After a week of no relief and erection, I summoned the courage to see my doctor. He ran some test and said I have Chlamydia STI(sexually transmitted infection). He administerd some drugs to me and also run HIV test on me which I came out NEGATIVE.

Please share your first time experience with STD and STI so that our fellow RAW men can learn.

You have learnt the hard way, multiple sexual partners is a no no... I'm sorry to burst your bubble though. That you tested negative to HIV now doesn't mean you are actually HIV negative. HIV is an infectious disease that has a period of seroconversion, this is a time frame of about several weeks to a couple of months. It is that time when the body begins to produce detectable levels of HIV antibodies. In essence you have to repeat the test in another 6 months.

You should also do contact tracing...all your partners have to be identified and treated appropriately.

Go and sin no more Godspeed.

What is this?

Shiver99:
Short answer: No.

Long Answer: Heck no.

Really long foul mouthed emphatic answer: For flipping Bleep's sake, hell no!

Kingkamal:
I Baba Buhari, he didn’t even spare his in-law... sai baba

Former son in law...not son in law. Read between the lines or you will keep failing exams.

For all we know Buhari and his goons might just be going after him vindictively.

I dont know why you guys are wowing and ahhing...Still looks chinko to me and very much so!

osamz007:
What will he do on 29th


For there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth

Rotfl

OlayemiAshraf:
Omo oduduwa ... Chest pain straight to dog eaters, ipob, esn

Must you derail every thread with your myopic tribalism and ethnic hating?

Must you betray your dangerously low IQ every given time?

For your information I am from the South West. I'm just not dim witted like you.

New Edge Financials is palmcredit

Hashabiah:
Israel has just started fighting a war they cannot win. The best solution is to broker peace because Muslims are more suicidal than any other religious group out there

Then you dont know the isrealis my friend...they have won this war before, they will win this war now and will continue to win this war...

amdman hi.
give me a quote for 2009 honda pilot.
thanks.

Hi John. Send your best price to will.iamawujoola@gmail.com. Interested in this...
Cheers.