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Kundagarten:
You don't know how laughable you sound with the above.

The guy knows nothing about the bini culture.

INSTANTCASH345:
Your own mumu no get limit.

Chris Brown has ever given a beggar $500 note...search Google.

Your mumu na river, always flowing. Search your google. $500 note was formally discontinued in 1969 same with $1000 note

EVILFOREST:
PLEASE, where is the KISS now... ?
I rushed in to catch a glimpse of the kissing moments.
Here I am still looking for it.

U see where LIES and INSINCERITY have kept us in this country.
This is the greatest fear the WHITE MAN harbours for the BLACK MAN..

The lies are just too much joor, a catchy words to drive traffic

Moneyboyz:
Make this guy just give me 10 of those notes pere, I would start my own POS business sharp sharp.

Where do you live?And tell me more about the POS business, I might be interested to invest in it

chijokz:
I concur with you. There's a big difference between the rich and the wealthy. The real wealthy guys don't show off like this. I've heard of scenarios where they don't even spray money and just transfer money to the organizers or celebrants.

Guy, you go do worse if you get half of such money

INSTANTCASH345:
Spraying $100...why can't he spray $500 notes?

If you get money and e sure you,set up a foundation or even build a brand/company where people/graduates will be employed.

This is outrightly irresponsible.

Mumu, dollar not get 500 denomination.The highest is 100

Maybe she married the man because of his property.

Why all this hate? This is a scene from a movie.

jayson87:
God Almighty is not on their own side shey! Don't go and work be making mouth.

Meanwhile I see the reason Adenuga says Dangite no rich pass am

When e take talk am?? Haba

ShayGirl:
For a boyfriend that may eventually dump you....cant be this foolish

But you can be foolish to collect a car from your boyfriend

Yes, I have experience such. It will reflect within some hours. It is very common with GTB, it will show in the ledger balance but not in the available balance. It will surely reflect

You seems very scared because I think I have seen this your post before in another thread. Worry not, nothing can not be done as far the phone number you use to open the account is safe with you.

spinna:
Whaat that's bad .. That spoils other peoples business. Abeg I hope I can't be scammed if I gave someone my id no and bank account details ?Because I gave that to a prospective buyer and he suddenly became silent.

She knows about her condition hence the reason you were told not to off her bra. With this, I think she did abortion some months ago, confirm from her.

Copy and paste. Give reference joor.

factoryreset:
Vine snakes are back-fanged, meaning the fangs are located towards the back of the mouth. The commonly known and much feared boomslang (Dispholidus typus) is also back-fanged. Both these species are very dangerous as their venoms are highly toxic and known to deliver fatal bites.

Imagine this woman coming back to beg for forgiveness, saying "Na devil work"

kunleweb:
Outwise look out. I won't say secret things out publicly. But I've learnt you great wisdom. Finally,marriage isn't a joke. Discover and build yourself first

And your reasons?

Guy, no level.na format she dy unto testing tins weda u go run

desag:
Hello house,

I met this lady sometime ago, and we started dating . after a while i asked for sex but she denied of several occasions and so i decided to exercise patient with her.

After a long while of patience, we were just chatting about life generally and was giving her advice of some issues. What i saw next was that i should come to her house that she want to bang me hard.

However , she said i should get these things along when am coming:
palm oil, pap, sugar cane, niddle, black thread and white singlet.

But i was like i could get all these things now as i will have to be going look for them one after the other. She insisted when i get it is when i will have her. I asked why she did tell me the reason.

Can someone help me with the significant of these things and if there is danger involve.

Mature mind pls. Thanks in anticipation

stobery:
Look at somebody's armpit, chai

See bweast like pimples

Make we c your picture nah, idiotic fellow

DesChyko:
I scrolled down. Noticed the iPhone. Had to scroll up to see the Samsung J series.
Was about moving on amd minding my own business until I saw this comment.
So no be only me notice am sef.

Nor be the same person

Na school hostel??

bukatyne:
It is so funny you think a virgin would put up with a poor sex performance.

You better up your game.

So after a lady keeps herself for marriage, you think she deserves poor sex all the rest of her life.

Imagine such selfishness.

How she go take differentiate good sex from poor one? Abi nor be virgin?

But you do first time billing?

ebenope:
So when is it ideal? To me also I don't do first time sex. Person I never know very well

olowo16g:
Is it only me
Notice I can't send or download any files on my WhatsApp...

Yes, it is only you

mimimile93:
At least their is not like ours. In Thailand u can differenciate a hoe from a gf but over there in naija a LovePeddler who is meant to stay in a brothel is stayin in a man's house as a wife

Guy, why these hate for 9ja girls? Na so dem frustrate you reach? Take am easy, it is too early to compare 9ja girls with Asian since you are just getting to know the latter. Abi your mum and sisters are not from Nigeria??

Benmen:
Anytime I try to make use of condom I loose erection . Is there anything wrong or what?

Nothing wrong with you, you have phobia for condoms and it is normally as far you don't lost erection when you are without condom

Guy talk true, You dy eye the girl. Wetin concern you if she nor rest, na your sister?? Mind your business next time

ambassadorgozie:
6th of January 2020 is the day I won’t forget. I work as a personal assistant/secretary to my boss who happens to be a former politician.

My boss came to work with her housemaid for her to help in sweeping, cleaning and tidying up the office being the resumption day. She instructed us on how to go about it before she stepped out from the office promising to come back in the afternoon.

We started the work immediately until afternoon time when I decided to rest and eat. While eating I beckoned the grown up housemaid to come and eat or at least rest before she continues the cleaning but she declined. After like an hour, I told her to rest small, she declined yet again. This prompted me to go close to her in order to convince her to eat something or rest.

My worst mistake and nightmare was attempting to put my hand on her shoulder in my stupid bid to convince her. Immediately my hand touched her shoulder she started shouting continuously that I want to rape her, that she will deal with me; in fact that I will get sacked. At first I told her my intention, but she wouldn’t hear me, I then resorted to pleading, I even knelt down begging her that it wasn’t my intention to rape or grab her. She couldn’t stand my talks and pleading, she called the boss immediately telling her that I want to rape her. We narrated everything to the boss, (a lawyer), when she returned. After hearing from us she said she has stayed with her maid for couple of years, thus she trust her, and it may be true that I wanted to rape her or lure her for sex. She couldn’t see my explanation, pleadings and even crying. She said she has two options; either to call police for me or to sack me. That’s how she later sacked me that day.

I have been devastated and depressed since that day, not because of the sack but the allegation and accusation that was not even on my mind. The worst is that as an introvert I have no one to talk to, I am damn down.

Notes: 1. I have no intention of raping, grabbing or having sex with her
2. I will not be so stupid to rape or have sex with the housemaid in the office knowing that the boss will come at any time
3. I have not raped anyone or plan to do so in the future because I know is morally and legally wrong.

Get your mum a good man

E685:
My wife and I have been together for 8 years now, married for 5. I am 33 and she is 30. We now have our first child, a son who is just turning 1. He is everything to both of us. Before our son, our relationship was strong, although to be honest I’ve always been frustrated with my wife’s way of handling issues. I’m the kind of person who is very hard to get angry, I hear people out, and I talk out my issues. I listen to all sides and I think logically before emotionally. I seek therapy when I’m stuck. My wife is the opposite. She reacts with emotions first. She is very quick to be offended by anything. She will shut down and refuse to communicate until she has had time to process. I do all of the work resolving issues we have. I sometimes wonder if I ever stop taking the high road and work through our issues, if anything would ever resolve itself. So that being said, conflict management aside, we are happy. We are passionate, have similar interests, and make each other laugh.

Then there’s my mother. Where to begin. My mother, while seen as incredibly loving and generous to many people, is also a person who has been shut out of so many relationships in her life that I really just feel bad. My father and her are divorced. She has a genuine phobia of being left out - of gatherings, of relationships, of family. She is extremely smart and knows how to manipulate people into doing what she wants. She also widely seen as a “difficult” person. She is difficult in that she finds great offense to issues many people would not notice or care about. If she feels wronged, she will overwhelm the person who wronged her with incessant questions trying to make them feel her side until they cave in. In her closest relationships, her absolute need for the show of love and inclusion and validation cause the very people she is trying to reel closer in to push her away, a self fulfilling prophecy. My Mom, while I love her, is her own worst enemy.

Needless to say, these two, my wife and my mother, clash. At first they liked each other. The very first issue involved our wedding planning. My wife had a very clear plan for the guest list, and my mom asked for a number of her friends to be included on the list. My wife did not want that, got immediately upset and the situation blew out of control. My mom called me nonstop asking why my wife could be so cold, unwilling to see her side, or give in even an inch. My wife felt my Mom was making the wedding all about her, and could not believe she was called cold. She was “done”. My mom wasn’t paying for a cent of the wedding either so this was another offense. In the end I brokered a compromise, much to the dismay of both women. Each held the grudge for a long time.

Occasionally my mother would do something that my wife disliked, and my wife would be pissed at me for not standing up for her. Admittedly I had never stood up to my mother, I always took the time to listen to her side and find reason behind her otherwise inflammatory ways. My wife and mother had a falling out right before the wedding, and forced me to choose sides. I struggled as I found both of them to be at fault. I chose my wife and my mother hated it. Ever since, basically anything that my mother says or does, whether good or not, offends my wife. Even the most genuine attempts by my mother to reach out to my wife are smacked down. My wife has never made any effort to release the past resentment. Over the years my mother has attempted to take the high road, only to be barely acknowledged by my wife. I have always pleaded with my wife to at least pretend to like my mother. She did a bad job of pretending because my mother would always call me and ask why my wife appears to never care or never let go of past feelings. So both saw through each other, my mother would continue to act happy and loving, while my wife never would.

Anyway now our son came into the picture. He is amazing and being the first grandchild on both sides, the grandparents want to be around him every chance they can get. My mother visit every weekend. I told my wife we have to let her do this. My wife dreaded this. I told my mother that one of the weekends, we wanted her to visit on a Sunday (staying over till Monday morning) instead of a Saturday because we had plans that Saturday. In actuality the day was a birthday celebration for my father in law, being held at her parents house. She just didn’t want my mother involved in everything so she put her foot down. My mother wouldn’t take no for an answer and pulled it out of me what we were doing that day. Well she took great offense to the fact that she was not automatically invited, and couldn’t believe how cold, unChristian, and I loving my wife and her family were.

This stuff affects me greatly so of course I share with my wife, and she exclaims she is done with my mother. No longer wants to be nice or pretend, she is tired of how much my mother always wants it all to be her way and then throws out insulting and hurtful words about my wife to get her way. I get messages from my moms friends telling me how I need to see things my moms way, they would never exclude their mother this way, and that my wife is causing all of this.

And so here we are. I saw my mother the next day, and my wife removed herself from the situation by staying out for the day. It was incredibly uncomfortable. I told my mother how mad I was at her for always being so difficult and never just letting it go. I told her my real feelings about how I wished she could stop needing such inclusion and love. Her response was that she is justified in wanting to be included in everything, and that my wife has never shown her any love or effort and it was obvious, so what could she possibly do? I told her my wife is willing to work on this, perhaps in professional therapy. But in reality my wife wants no part of that and has no desire to mend anything anymore. I think she resents me for trying to mend things.

So what do I do? I’m frustrated with my mom for being difficult, always needing more and never letting things go, and saying inflammatory things when she doesn’t get her way. But I see that all she’s ever wanted was peace and love, and my wife never gave her that. I’m frustrated with my wife for getting so easily offended at everything my mother says or does, and I wish she could make any effort to see the other side and let go of such a grudge. My mother is definitely strong willed and manipulative but I think there is love there if only we could work through it. My wife is extremely assertive and refuses to let anyone wrong her twice. Both think the other has always been dead wrong, the entirety of the blame, and will never change. My wife is ok never seeing my mother again, yet my mother says she wants to let bygones be bygones and attempt to work through it.

What should I do? Forever stuck in the middle. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Ladylite:
OH wow, Mr gambler, if you quit gambling and focus better you could have better grades

What course are you studying that you do not know that Las lass school na scam?

Why did you come here to post this? Are we the ones that chose your course or uni or even your destiny? Pls you are in 100 level and you have 5-5years to correct that GPA and come out with a good grade.


Lil Bro Don't tell me all that is going on in the world you are still high thinking school is the way, find your passion and chase it. Stop seeking validation or confirmation here, face your books if you hope to be a lecturer or if you are studying medicine or engineering else you are on a journey of national disappointment.

By the way, I hope you started business on your campus and you stay away from 100level relationships and frenzy.

I'm the real world 3rd class peeps with the right connections get the dream jobs that first class won't even be aware of.

Wish you rough roads ahead so you become tough and strong.

Best reality advise

Kobicove:
Dem eye don open

I dy tell you, the way abokis go take run enter Instagram to find their own american gf ehen. Him don open the door for them.

fairfora:
who told you that's her real pic? Stop falling for anything in social media jor

Calm down joor and you told you that is not her real pic? That I can find out myself.amebo