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When i opened this thread, the first thing i said was YAY! Could this be in Nigeria. If true, the govt should be replace with immediate alacrity

wetin consine me, i get borehole natural water from God

If this gist is true then i'll campaign for GEJ for 2015

I dunno or could this be what someone told me said that Sawyer was injected with poisonous substance while the Doctor was being quarantine for an alleged contract of Ebola in order not to raise suspicion. Any ways if this information is real then its a good news for Nigeria as a whole

superior1: Jonadumbo nko? A extremely clueless high ranking Government official or Public office holder

eg [size=13pt]The Nigerian President is Ultra-Jonadumbo[/size]

This guy u bad o! Na so u hate Jona reach?

American just like to brag and broadcast themselves as World power just like their President Obama! they were still bragging and talking that they had Zmap when China was already on ground to attend Ebola patients in Liberia!Nigerians still got the most intelligent brains in the World if only our govt can gave change in attitude!

Because of boobs, Mr President gave a Handshake to this woman not minding if he might contact Ebola

So the school fees can be reduced! Haba na! y is our government punishing we masses like this na! there is God o!!. and i know that he will accept the request of the students now, and thereafter increase the fee later in the future if reelected! i wish we could treat the Bleep ups of all this governors self.

I am an accounting graduate of OOU 2011 now working as an employee in a renowned firm. Long live OOU. Wish you guys a peaceful and a successful protest.

How can a Camp be like this all in the name of serving the country! I cannot allow this!

I could feel my legs shaking just looking at those pics! I have phobia for heights (Acrophobia).

I thinks that's symptoms of Ebola

Mr. President! I think your words also sounds "Crazy" to me because we are in a world of "DemoCrazy" so don't blame Mr Sawyer because you that is calling an already dead person Crazy shows that there is an element of Craziness in you only that there are different levels of Craze just like this smiley

Whether you like or not all nairaland members self dey Crazy" if i lie think inwards you will see it.

Abbycite: The problem is lack of good management......we have far better players in Africa at a younger stage than all of Europe.........If player like Lampard, Gerard can be rate as world class midfielder without no particular skills (so to say).....You begin to wonder where the likes of J.J, Oruma and co could have been with good management.

Oruma Who says Naira land has only young peeps! Broz i hail o!

@op ...And u think it was GEJ that fixed the military men during the polls? . it wld have been catastrophic if PDP had won Osun state again aftermath Ekiti! I cannot even pinpoint what GEJ has done for this country! for God sake we need technocrats as Presidents

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Please note that not all symptoms of Ebola are Ebola
Someone sneezes na Ebola
I have head ache, na Ebola
I have been stooling (jedi jedi), fear of Ebola
I no know as my body dey do me! fear say i don get Ebola

People now confuse Ebola with the usual malaria, typhoid, diarrhea, head ache and so on

Please is there any one here on NL that can confirm to us that he/she has seen or knows a family member, friend, colleague @ work, or even the so called Patrick Sawyer that has contacted this virus? if not then stop spreading panic. Panic kills even more faster than the Ebola itself

Ebola not greater than my God! If God says is not yet time for me to die then why should i fear any Ebola.

We are at the end time and the time the happenings in the world will make people move closer to God!

delishpot: Abegi , let people panic o. As long as there have been confirmed cases of Ebola in naija and it can be spread easily I will urge everyone to panic. It's not like Aids that you can be careful not to catch it. It's not like malaria that you can use mosquito net, the way Ebola spreads, I encourage panic cos its the best way to avoid it spreading. If people are ignorant of its dangers and go about their daily lives as if Uncle Ebola is no biggie we will all die of it o.

Y should i panic now i can only take precaution

kennygee: I love the fact that Omawumi has Buba on, she always represents.

guy you sure say na Buba you see abi na the woman body you dey xray

You no see Dbanj wey dress like hungry Osama

But come o! Can they snap picture for Aso rock??

Oga Jona na now you know abi!This our president is too slow for my liking!

I wonder what measures he's trying to take now after the failure to end Bokoharam!!!

exxell: Why All These Fuss Over Ebola? Why is the whole Nigeria agog with Ebola news? Why Is Everything on Nairaland now Ebola this, Ebola that? This disease I believe is not here yet on a large scale.... Just few isolated incidences which is under control.

Hope you people know that this is how exploitation begins? Very soon, different anti-Ebola drugs will flood the market, Pastors all over Nigeria will claim to have the cure for Ebola, Native Doctors will now turn to "Doro-Ebola-Destroyer"! This is what will happen soon, believe me.

If I may ask, why are people even afraid? Why are people afraid to die? Is death not a necessary end which must come to all? Even my fellow christians who want to go to heaven and see God, dont want to die! Have you people forgotten the injunction of St Paul im Romans 14:8 "WHETHER WE DIE OR LIVE, WE BELONG TO GOD!"

This is why I have always been an advocate of philosophy study for all. Philosophy will make you not take issues at surface level. It will make you see things others dont see. Take for instance; my brother came to me this morning and was shouting "Brother, take your bath with salt oo. They say it prevents and kills Ebola! I just burst out laughing. He was suprised and asked.. "Bro, why you dey laugh over this serious matter now".... I told him to sit down. When he sat down, I told him;

"Bro, as an analytical Philosopher, I find this your statement pretty nonsensical. Why? If salt truly cures ebola as they advertise, then we need not take any salt again to bath because the human person is a bag of salt in itself. O Yes! If you taste your tears, it is salty. If you taste the mucous from your nose, it is salty. If you taste your sweat due to heat, it is salty. If you taste your blood, it is salty. If you taste the oily dirt from your ear, it is salty and bitter. If you taste your urine, it is salty. Even those who have tasted the below of a woman and those who have tasted the sperm of the male fellow, attest to the fact that the area is salty too! And I believe that if your taste your faeces too, it will be salty!

So, if you have been following my line of thought, you will come to understand with me that taking any more salt to bath or to drink is pretty foolish. It will be overdose. God has made us salty enough. O Yes! Mattew 5:13 says and I qoute;

"You are the salt of the earth. But if the salt loses its saltiness, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything, except to be thrown out and trampled underfoot."

So unless you are no longer salty or you lost your saltiness due to living in sin and living a wayward life, you may consider following the crowd of salt bathers and drinkers!

Please stop spreading all these Ebola nonsense all over facebook, BBM, Whatsapp and the internet. Stop being afraid. Fear is the first weapon the enemy uses to attack the children of God. Stop all theses fear and panicking. God is still there for us... O Yes. Psalm 46:10 tells us,

"Be still and acknowledge that I am God"

You can even take up a philosophical fatalist position that "WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE. And above all, remember that God is still in charge and he still has power over Ebola. O Yes... Psalm 115:3 says;

"Our God is in the heavens and he has power to do whatever he wills"

FINALLY, I CAN'T VOUCH FOR OTHERS BUT AS FOR ME AND MY FAMILY, WE ARE COVERED BY THE PRECIOUS BLOOD OF JESUS! And by the word of God which says in Exodus 15:26

"I AM THE GOD THAT HEALETH THEE"!

N.B
The above advice is originally mine alone and represents my views alone. It is not a "copy and paste work". Either take it or leave it! Good Day!

Bro, its like you just brought out the word out from my mouth!!! i think this your piece is worth copying and pasting to let people know out there!!! God bless u real good

Whether Air borne or Water borne! The fact remains that it is impossible for me to contract EBOLA

Cos i have the blood of Jesus running in me

Daluuzor: hmm, ok oo, my 3 cents!!!
watch TINSEL!!!! concentrate on Phillip Adewilliams, Brenda, Yaya, Amaka and my lovely Danny, and u will go places in ur spoken English. Lol
my secret: read lots of novels (foreign), watch good movies (foreign), make d dictionary ur closest pal and also visit "Nairaland" regularly! lwkmd.

In fact there came a time i was jotting down on my notebook the words of the above artiste. I really learnt new phrases and sentences on Tinsel

You did not tell us what your research said was the cause of the traffic jam for us wey dey use shinko

The same news we here everyday and the next we hear again is gbozaaa... until i stop to hear of news of destruction by the insurgents, i will not believe all this stories. God bless Nigeria

oops!Please i need this Cortana! How can i download it??

DoroNice but DoroCopy!!!

There is always this phobia that the French team usually have for African teams. It reminds me of Senegal vs France at Korea japan 2000.

Nigeria will win, mark my words!!!

T3amie: 1. Where do you visualize yourself in 5 years, 10 years?
2. Have you had an experience you would say has impacted the direction of your life?
3. Have you had to make an important decision that affected the direction of your life?
4. Are there people you don’t like? Are there people that don’t like you?
5. Where do you consider being places for romance?
6. What has been your most embarrassing moment?
7. Are you ever bored?
8. What are good leisure activities a family should try to do together?
9. Are you okay that I still have some feeling for my Ex?
10. What is your definition of emotional intimacy?

Chairman these questions are not romantic! they are serious interview questions

What are you doing right now?

**A typical nija romantic question