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Please note that not all symptoms of Ebola are Ebola
Someone sneezes na Ebola
I have head ache, na Ebola
I have been stooling (jedi jedi), fear of Ebola
I no know as my body dey do me! fear say i don get Ebola

People now confuse Ebola with the usual malaria, typhoid, diarrhea, head ache and so on

Please is there any one here on NL that can confirm to us that he/she has seen or knows a family member, friend, colleague @ work, or even the so called Patrick Sawyer that has contacted this virus? if not then stop spreading panic. Panic kills even more faster than the Ebola itself

Ebola not greater than my God! If God says is not yet time for me to die then why should i fear any Ebola.

We are at the end time and the time the happenings in the world will make people move closer to God!

delishpot: Abegi , let people panic o. As long as there have been confirmed cases of Ebola in naija and it can be spread easily I will urge everyone to panic. It's not like Aids that you can be careful not to catch it. It's not like malaria that you can use mosquito net, the way Ebola spreads, I encourage panic cos its the best way to avoid it spreading. If people are ignorant of its dangers and go about their daily lives as if Uncle Ebola is no biggie we will all die of it o.

Y should i panic now i can only take precaution

kennygee: I love the fact that Omawumi has Buba on, she always represents.

guy you sure say na Buba you see abi na the woman body you dey xray

You no see Dbanj wey dress like hungry Osama

But come o! Can they snap picture for Aso rock??

Oga Jona na now you know abi!This our president is too slow for my liking!

I wonder what measures he's trying to take now after the failure to end Bokoharam!!!

exxell: Why All These Fuss Over Ebola? Why is the whole Nigeria agog with Ebola news? Why Is Everything on Nairaland now Ebola this, Ebola that? This disease I believe is not here yet on a large scale.... Just few isolated incidences which is under control.

Hope you people know that this is how exploitation begins? Very soon, different anti-Ebola drugs will flood the market, Pastors all over Nigeria will claim to have the cure for Ebola, Native Doctors will now turn to "Doro-Ebola-Destroyer"! This is what will happen soon, believe me.

If I may ask, why are people even afraid? Why are people afraid to die? Is death not a necessary end which must come to all? Even my fellow christians who want to go to heaven and see God, dont want to die! Have you people forgotten the injunction of St Paul im Romans 14:8 "WHETHER WE DIE OR LIVE, WE BELONG TO GOD!"

This is why I have always been an advocate of philosophy study for all. Philosophy will make you not take issues at surface level. It will make you see things others dont see. Take for instance; my brother came to me this morning and was shouting "Brother, take your bath with salt oo. They say it prevents and kills Ebola! I just burst out laughing. He was suprised and asked.. "Bro, why you dey laugh over this serious matter now".... I told him to sit down. When he sat down, I told him;

"Bro, as an analytical Philosopher, I find this your statement pretty nonsensical. Why? If salt truly cures ebola as they advertise, then we need not take any salt again to bath because the human person is a bag of salt in itself. O Yes! If you taste your tears, it is salty. If you taste the mucous from your nose, it is salty. If you taste your sweat due to heat, it is salty. If you taste your blood, it is salty. If you taste the oily dirt from your ear, it is salty and bitter. If you taste your urine, it is salty. Even those who have tasted the below of a woman and those who have tasted the sperm of the male fellow, attest to the fact that the area is salty too! And I believe that if your taste your faeces too, it will be salty!

So, if you have been following my line of thought, you will come to understand with me that taking any more salt to bath or to drink is pretty foolish. It will be overdose. God has made us salty enough. O Yes! Mattew 5:13 says and I qoute;

"You are the salt of the earth. But if the salt loses its saltiness, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything, except to be thrown out and trampled underfoot."

So unless you are no longer salty or you lost your saltiness due to living in sin and living a wayward life, you may consider following the crowd of salt bathers and drinkers!

Please stop spreading all these Ebola nonsense all over facebook, BBM, Whatsapp and the internet. Stop being afraid. Fear is the first weapon the enemy uses to attack the children of God. Stop all theses fear and panicking. God is still there for us... O Yes. Psalm 46:10 tells us,

"Be still and acknowledge that I am God"

You can even take up a philosophical fatalist position that "WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE. And above all, remember that God is still in charge and he still has power over Ebola. O Yes... Psalm 115:3 says;

"Our God is in the heavens and he has power to do whatever he wills"

FINALLY, I CAN'T VOUCH FOR OTHERS BUT AS FOR ME AND MY FAMILY, WE ARE COVERED BY THE PRECIOUS BLOOD OF JESUS! And by the word of God which says in Exodus 15:26

"I AM THE GOD THAT HEALETH THEE"!

N.B
The above advice is originally mine alone and represents my views alone. It is not a "copy and paste work". Either take it or leave it! Good Day!

Bro, its like you just brought out the word out from my mouth!!! i think this your piece is worth copying and pasting to let people know out there!!! God bless u real good

Whether Air borne or Water borne! The fact remains that it is impossible for me to contract EBOLA

Cos i have the blood of Jesus running in me

Daluuzor: hmm, ok oo, my 3 cents!!!
watch TINSEL!!!! concentrate on Phillip Adewilliams, Brenda, Yaya, Amaka and my lovely Danny, and u will go places in ur spoken English. Lol
my secret: read lots of novels (foreign), watch good movies (foreign), make d dictionary ur closest pal and also visit "Nairaland" regularly! lwkmd.

In fact there came a time i was jotting down on my notebook the words of the above artiste. I really learnt new phrases and sentences on Tinsel

You did not tell us what your research said was the cause of the traffic jam for us wey dey use shinko

The same news we here everyday and the next we hear again is gbozaaa... until i stop to hear of news of destruction by the insurgents, i will not believe all this stories. God bless Nigeria

oops!Please i need this Cortana! How can i download it??

DoroNice but DoroCopy!!!

There is always this phobia that the French team usually have for African teams. It reminds me of Senegal vs France at Korea japan 2000.

Nigeria will win, mark my words!!!

T3amie: 1. Where do you visualize yourself in 5 years, 10 years?
2. Have you had an experience you would say has impacted the direction of your life?
3. Have you had to make an important decision that affected the direction of your life?
4. Are there people you don’t like? Are there people that don’t like you?
5. Where do you consider being places for romance?
6. What has been your most embarrassing moment?
7. Are you ever bored?
8. What are good leisure activities a family should try to do together?
9. Are you okay that I still have some feeling for my Ex?
10. What is your definition of emotional intimacy?

Chairman these questions are not romantic! they are serious interview questions

What are you doing right now?

**A typical nija romantic question

This is one of the causes of over-speeding beyond the speed limit. Either the car or the okada was on top speed

Drive carefully, watch and pray!!!

May is soul R.I.P

fanex: This is an SLR McLean you idiots. one of the most exclusive and fastest automobile in the world.It's certainly not for the masses. You all run along and buy ur Honda. Illiterate clowns

Y did u now post it on NL which is happens to be for the masses

Some people self!

Simple question which is better? We are not saying both are not better

Which do you prefer!! male first, female follows or female first or male follows

Igbo Kwenu!!!! Odika no my choice now abi

ochejoseph: Whoever they field will looose !

Its GEJ till 2019 , don't waste your time !!!

This post is got 173 likes? Goodness me!! I hope these likes are not paid for!

Year 2014 is the year of campaigning!

Please you need to introduce the dislike icon on NL

geosegun: What a great story you have.

you can champion a campaign against such action in the present and near future to discourage younger ones from doing the same thing. I will be here to support in this regard. Perhaps that in a way you can contribute to Nigeria fight against corrupt practices.

This is a challenge please do not ignore it. There are people here on NL that will support you in all ramifications. Count me in when you decide. The reason i'm saying this is that [b]you have a story to tell [/b]this will touch people's lives more than mere words.

Cheers

Story Story!!! Story! Once upon a time!! time! time

Who's is got another story to tell us

And u even still gat the guts to broadcast your mumuism on social network!!!

If i were you and he tries touching me with dat rod, walai i go make sure say i beat him up and seize all his outfit!

The name of the baby "Genesis Envagelica" can easily be remembered and i can interprete to mean " Beginning of a Mad Envagelist" as in Genesis (Begining) Envangelica (Envagelist).



1st to comment on the 5th thread!!!

josh001: This is in no way an attack against your person but your article is so hard to read, no flow of thought, conjunction of words were bad and the use of terms we are not familiar with worsened issues, had to stop halfway, no abuse intended but you got some work to do on articulated writing.

See who is talking! probably because you are not an office worker who earns daily salary or wages that is why you are responding to the op in this manner!

@ Op- you have tabled your observation and i quite understand your plight. All i pray is that God will help everyone of us.

However, i would suggest that you publicise this awkward event on one of the major dailies because the owner Mike Adenuga may not really be aware of what is happening cos i dont understand why a man would want to build a beautiful skyscrapper within 20years and bring it down in one day

Its a pity that some people dont seems to understand Critical Reasoning!

El Rufai is actually making jest of the letter wriiten to GEJ by OBJ, what he's simply saying that GEJ wants to hit him with snipers that until he gets Tinubu, Buhari and the likes then will he be able to get him which of course is not possible,

Please read meaning to words before jumping to conclusion

[quote author=Candy_licious]https://www.nairaland.com/1116339/it-yourself-importation-guide-free

Just follow this link, go thru it as if ur life depends on the information there. Thank me later[/quote]Thanks

kayjegs: Check this thread for ideas:

www.nairaland.com/1163912/funds-not-business-actually-need

Businesses that can be done on campus:
Laundry, a chicken and chips joint, packaging raw foods in small sizes, selling mobile apps that could benefit students, and so on.

Thanks for the link was helpful

@ op i noticed that you are a female! Selling of good clothings and accessories does it!

if you are a shy person employ the assistance of a friend that you think has the qualities of marketing so that you guys go together room to room making sales

But you and your friend will agree on a commission from onset in order to avoid quarells

The type of business u can start with depends on how much capital you have!

if your capital is upto 400k u can get a tricycle (Keke Napep) or Okada (80k) thats if you are in an area where riding Okada is allowed! I bet you wont regret if you can ride it yourself at your leisure time and even at that you can even be an employer of labour in tricycle business by then u go don become bigger boy for school na! My friend and i tried it and it worked

However, if you dont have enuf capital that means you have to learn a trade as an aprentice
while you save part of the money to fend for yourself

Wish you good luck bro!

I like the style of the dress but i dont like the outfit!

What the difference self " Dress and Outfit"

Whatever!!!

nijanigga: Many of these guys are lazy to read simple essay. But to the writer, as usual Nigerians like short-cut to success, he forgot to factor in injuries and many will be over used by their clubs and worn out prior to the world cup finals. Very laughable to include players like : Aluko, Oshaniwa, Haruna, Moses (over rated),Esieme in the eagle's squad. So ridiculous to think that Nigeria will make it to semi-final, it's called short-sight and delusional thinking.

**************Aluko**********************Moses***************
****************************Haruna***************************
**************Onazi***********************Mikel****************
***Oshaniwa********Oboabona**********Omeruo**********Esieme***

Did i hear u say Moses Over rated? You must be out of your senses for making just that one useless statement!

I use Bvlgari Man extreme but I observed posters on NL use Bvlgari aqua d more! which is better for a male?

Pastors don't prophecy, they pray and inspire people. while it is given to prophets to Prophecy as in Prophet T.B Joshua