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Impressive, but we await actions to back up these words. Thank you Mr Governor.

I pray for this young lady. Such a sad one.

So after all the talk of airaland being savage and all that crap-talk, alot of Nigeria stil have a heart. This is highly commendable! To think everyone forgot about the chelsea game and was showing concern towards this young man says a whole lot about Nigerians. I'm really touched by this act and can proudly say we are wonderful people. Thanks to everyone who put out a word or two just to help the situation. May you all find upliftment during your low moments. Indeed depression is real. As much as I love life, there were moments where I was so depressed, I thot to myself "I see why people commit suicide". It takes the grace of God to keep you mentally strong so as to persevere but mehhnnnn, It aint easy!
Pray God heals you bro�

#Suicideisnotanoption!
#Mynaijapeoplewiththesauce
#Nairalanders�

Nothing we no go see o. This is all shades of wrong. Even pressing it in d name of casting out the cancer. And to think his gullible followers will still come to his defence is further disturbing.

Smh

This na steady chow na back in the days�

Most like he abbreviated 2019 to '19. There is an apostrophe befr d 19.

I find it sexy...well there is a difference btw stretch marks and thundermarks.

May the Almighty's healing power come down on you guys...sooooo sorry!

Hustle is real bro...keep ya head up!

Wolves in human clothing...jumping from party to party like yoruba owambe. These bunch of selfish , self centered scally wags ar just after their own interest. If they like let dem defect to ANC of South Africa...e no concern me as e no affect price of garri for market positively. We are 200years backwards in this country. Analysing Nigerian politics is just waste of precious time one should b using to double his/her hussle mehn....Shioor!

Where did we get it wrong in this our blessed country. Looking at this pictures my heart was enveloped with mixed feelings. Are these "beautiful things" only visible to us leaving out our so called leaders? Just look at those pictures...tells you a lot of the mindset of the leaders of Qatar. Why can't we take a cue from places like this? Instead we act like bloodied animals of the 16th century. I can't imagine its our fellow human beings who are creating and actualizing such images as I only see things like this in my dreams. We are 300years backwards mehn and its sooooooo sad. So called giant of Africa can't even boast of a world class structure. We need to start to look "beyond our noses" in this country I sweardown. I just pity all this Politicians who think they are wealthy in this country. Pure examples of "Money miss road". Rich men with poor mindset! Big SHAME on us in this country. Well done Qatar! I know you guys are going to give us a world cup to remember. As for we Nigerians, let's keep folding our hands and watching all these vagabonds give us shit. Shiiooor!

We pray he is found alive...can imagine the trauma his family is going thru at this moment.

Rip

I have no other country except NIGERIA...we dey una back GIDIGBA!!!

So none of our full blooded Nigerians entered your list

Na wa o! everything now is Fulani herdsman abi. How come sef say na only your picture we dey see? The women wen dem rape nko? My brother sorry for the unfortunate incident but please try not to attach unnecessary blame on herdsmen wen you were attacked by armed men.
Get well soon sir.

Seems she had a boob job done...dont look the same size to me

Nice!!!

Wetin she dey talk

South Africa is one country I dread visiting. If a music legend like Lucky Dube was murdered without remorse by his own people, or their former number 1 national soccer team goalkeeper killed by armed thieves, then who is anyone else that can't be harmed in such manner They have no value for life. May her soul rest in peace and may God continue protecting his children.

Two sets of twins at the same time...this na realest afonja warrior!!!

this man na stronggg man

For him mind him na Amaru Shakur...him shoe sef

Great guy! Was my platoon commander back in nysc camp in 2008. Been drilling the shit out of people from way back buy he def is a great guy. Thumbs up!

Impossible to say wat it is cos it doesn't seem real whether suicide or murder!

You have to use your sixth sense to decipher a normal being from a criminal...becos of guys like this all our pretty nairaland girls no dey gree respond to PM's...see him face set!

Working on a scaffold without a safety harness is highly suicidal...quite unfortunate for him. Big lesson to be learnt from this mishap. Rip

An African man will always remain an African man. We have our culture and in Africa a man leads the way. There isn't any point trying to change that, as it was made by God. However, every woman deserves to be treated equally and not looked down upon. The problem now is that a lot of women now ride on very high horses and have refused to come down. No more core female values again in our society and its getting very worrisome.

How did we get here

This one na better eye service employee...Hypocrites everywhere!

Dandsome:
These days, bosses can give people work for Africa. And as the economy be, no bode de send you to even give you extra pay. Well, man no go kill himself as body no be fire wood.

Below or items to do in the office to show you`re working.

Pray your boss is not a Nairalander, if not all I`ll say is ABORT MISSION

Here we go:-

1. Never walk around without a document:
People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they are headed for the cafeteria. People with newspapers in their hands look like they are headed for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you really do.

2. Use computers to look busy:
Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. (Never you use your phone to do office work in the office. No matter how sleek and fine your HTC, Phantom 8, iPhoneX or Xiaomi phone is) You can send and receive personal e-mail, update Facebook status, chat and have a blast on Twitter and other social networks without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about, but they are not bad either. When you get caught by your boss - and you will get caught - your best defence is to claim that you are teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training expenses.

3. Have a messy desk:
Only top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile papers and files high and wide. Not all things should be kept carelessly o. If you use N128k to buy the phantom 8, nobody needs to tell you to be careful with it. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

4. Don’t always pick your call and use voicemail:
Rarely pick your call and use voicemail most times. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing - they call because they want you to do work for them. That is no way to live. Screen all your calls through voicemail. If somebody leaves a message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they are not there - it looks like you are hardworking and conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel.

5. Look impatient and annoyed:
According to George Costanza, you should always try to look impatient and annoyed to give off the impression that you are always busy.

6. Leave the office late:
Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. (Not too late o before the bad guys will rob you of your new iPhone or your samsung Note 8 on your way home. That is if you live in bad neighborhood. Unless you drive home.). You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out. Send important e-mail at unearthly hours (i.e. 9:35 p.m., 7:05 a.m., etc.) and during public holidays.


7. Creative sighing for effect:

Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.

8. Have a stacking strategy:
It's not enough to pile documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor (thick computer manuals are the best), etc.

9. Build your vocabulary:
Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember; they don't have to understand what you are saying, but you sure sound impressive.

10. Do not forward this to your boss:
Except you have found a new job, do not forward this Gospel to your boss by mistake.


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The class teacher is pretty much correct.