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Celebrities › Re: Asa's Boobs Generate Much Fuss Online (photo) by donigspain(m): 1:53pm On Mar 10, 2015

[size=18pt]FOAM BRA[/size]
Comes in handy for barely visible, 32D and 34A women since 582BC

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Crime › Re: Missing Schoolgirl’s Bones Found Two Weeks After by donigspain(m): 1:52pm On Mar 10, 2015

billyG:
M frd chlorine will kill bacteria that cause decompsitn.

No, it will kill bacteria that cause odour from decomposition. This means there won't be odour from the decomposing body. The lime will create a internal green-house effect (heat) which reacts aggressively on the flesh.

Crime › Re: Missing Schoolgirl’s Bones Found Two Weeks After by donigspain(m): 1:33pm On Mar 10, 2015

Quicklime or chlorinated lime helps to quicken decomposition of flesh matter.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Most Hilarious Interview Conversation by donigspain(m): 9:04am On Mar 10, 2015*

FriedPlantain:
I understand it is a joke but in reality, the company would have to be insanely crazy to employ someone that disregarded professional ethics by hacking into their own system just to pursue his personal interest.

Once he is employed and privy to more info, he might probably hack into the company's classified information and sell it to the highest bidder or he could even do worse by siphoning the company's fund!

Friedplantain

WRONG!

My bestie makes millions from firewall testing (hacking). Dude is one of the best hackers in West Africa. He approaches companies with a proposal to test (hack) their firewall. If he succeeds, which he often does, they would contract him to help protect the loophole after which he moves unto another company.

Same way the FBI and CIA give life employment to crazy hackers.

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Politics › Re: APC Chieftain, 7000 Members Defect To PDP In Yobe by donigspain(m): 9:35pm On Mar 09, 2015

Akshow:
I will upload them after u have uploaded ur faaaadaaa and moooodaaaa too.

Kid

Politics › Re: APC Chieftain, 7000 Members Defect To PDP In Yobe by donigspain(m): 8:31pm On Mar 09, 2015

Akshow:
Are talking about the clueless husband of shepopotamus?

Can we compare your father and mother? Upload their picture or you know the rest.

Romance › Re: At 27 He Has Slept With 46 Girls, Now He Wants To Marry. by donigspain(m): 4:11pm On Mar 09, 2015

Good job bro!

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Politics › Re: APC Chieftain, 7000 Members Defect To PDP In Yobe by donigspain(m): 3:32pm On Mar 09, 2015

davinchi86:
my guy u hv spoken well henceforth anyone dat want to abuse d President n his wife should post d pix of his or her parent so dat we can compare

Operation Upload Your Parents!

Politics › Re: Photo : See Train Named After First Lady Patience Jonathan by donigspain(m): 3:05pm On Mar 09, 2015

ayusco85:
pdp paid e-goat. i dont ve ur time. go look for someone who does. i wonder why ur so jobless to be busy quoting peoples posts. get a life

I am not as jobless as you are. I have a FULL-TIME well-paying job and also run some side businesses even here on Nairaland. Check my threads you will see for yourself.

I am a responsible and smart-working gentleman who hates to see Public Display of Stupidity. Meanwhile, post the picture of your BIOLOGICAL MOTHER so we can compare her with Patience Jonathan. People whose mothers can't even spell their own names also come here to insult my First Lady.

If you insult My President and/or the First Lady without uploading the pictures of your biological father and mother then I will be left to assume you are either not proud of them or they are truly not presentable in ALL sense.

Politics › Re: APC Chieftain, 7000 Members Defect To PDP In Yobe by donigspain(m): 2:58pm On Mar 09, 2015*

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Henceforth, nobody is allowed to insult Mr President and/or the First Lady from the viewpoint of their physique, intelligence or oratory UNLESS you can upload the picture of your father and mother for proper comparison.

If anyone has issues with his leadership style, he/she should directly address that and in a constructive approach. If you insult My President and/or the First Lady without uploading the pictures of your biological father and mother then I will be left to assume you are either not proud of them or they are truly not presentable in ALL sense.

Thank you.

OPERATION UPLOAD YOUR PARENTS!!!

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Politics › Re: Checkout How Doyin Okupe Responded To A Nairalander Challenge by donigspain(m): 2:54pm On Mar 09, 2015*

[size=28pt]BRUTALITY: Mortal Kombat Style[/size] grin

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/3-09-2015/gJqkqA.gif

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Politics › Re: Photo : See Train Named After First Lady Patience Jonathan by donigspain(m): 2:46pm On Mar 09, 2015

ayusco85:
ur so pained. i bet she sired

I'm not pained. Why should I be? I corrected your stupidity. You wanted to make a joke of the First Lady but ended up ridiculing yourself. You are the one foaming in the mouth that's why you couldn't help but resort to insults. undecided

By the way, post the PICTURE OF YOUR MOTHER let's compare her with PEJ.

If you insult My President and/or the First Lady without uploading the pictures of your biological father and mother then I will be left to assume you are either not proud of them or they are truly not presentable in ALL sense.

Politics › Re: Photo : See Train Named After First Lady Patience Jonathan by donigspain(m): 2:36pm On Mar 09, 2015

ayusco85:
shift abeg make i see road. oponu

Empty vessel.

Politics › Re: Photo : See Train Named After First Lady Patience Jonathan by donigspain(m): 1:55pm On Mar 09, 2015

ayusco85:
as locomotive as dame patience.

One is a sunshade and the other a medicated glass. The joke is on you.

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Romance › Re: Oghosa Ovienrioba, Nigerian Woman Porn Addict (Photos) by donigspain(m): 10:00pm On Mar 08, 2015*

Just 400 hours porn view time?

Make dem come Sexuality section come see people wey don watch a decade of porn and still counting. Notable mention include the following personalities:
- Poweredcom
- Born2fuck/b0rn2fuck
- iceberylin
- RedBenson
- dickoflife
- yeye4live
- Xsenga
- Pussyeater001
- Dygeasy
- madnesscom
- 5minsmadness
- Mobuch
- desdichando
- atmy

Happy for her anyway.

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Adverts › Re: Aba-made SHIRTS: Best Tailors In Nigeria - Place Your Orders by donigspain(op): 8:44am On Mar 07, 2015

suitangi:
I'm interested in these shirts.

My number is there.

Food › Re: Restaurant named Don't Mind Your Wife & Her Bad Cooking. Lol (pics) by donigspain(m): 6:43pm On Mar 06, 2015*

[size=14pt]Could you please keep your voices down?
I'm trying to finish my Phd Thesis in Neuroscience and Theoretical Physics.[/size] angry

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Celebrities › Re: Kiki Osinbajo Shares New Stunning Selfie by donigspain(m): 3:27pm On Mar 06, 2015

Instagram Catfish

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Crime › Re: Car Hypnotists Caught In PH (photos) by donigspain(m): 3:12pm On Mar 05, 2015

Too bad tyres already available for some barbaric barbecue.

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Romance › Re: Stingy Me And Wise Her by donigspain(m): 2:47pm On Mar 05, 2015

@OP

Adverts › Re: Aba-made SHIRTS: Best Tailors In Nigeria - Place Your Orders by donigspain(op): 1:31pm On Mar 04, 2015

I'm back!

Politics › Re: Graphic Photos Of A Suspected Suicide Bomber Burnt To Death In Bauchi Today by donigspain(m): 10:53am On Mar 02, 2015

ozoigbondu:
"God helps those who help themselves!"
~~Hezekiah~~ 6:1

There is no book of Hezekiah in the Bible.

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Nairaland General › Re: My Encounter With A Samaritan Taxi Man by donigspain(m): 9:58am On Feb 26, 2015

Kachisbarbie:

Once again, if I had tried parking my car like that in Aba,admist my igbo brothers - they would have attempted breaking into that car.

Igbos are always quick to scream tribalism.
Who even told you guys people are out there to castigate y'all? ?

That's all

Hey you girl,
I was born and bred in Aba. I lived my first 21 years in Enyimba City and I can as well tell you how familiar I am with its nooks and crannies. My dad and mum used to park their cars in the streets for more than 16 years before they relocated to their buildings with garages. I can't remember any day their cars were tampered with aside the normal play children scratches.

Can you point out which location in Aba where you may be inferring to for this crime and I will tell you verifiable people I know of living there who have been parking their cars in open streets? I can as well get you story links of such crimes in other climes. undecided

That you can string sentences should not deceive you into thinking you make reasonable comments.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Just Finished Seeing "50 Shades Of Grey" See What Happened-pics by donigspain(m): 9:20pm On Feb 25, 2015*

Hmmmm

Family › Re: Help!!! My Host Is Sexing A Minor... What Should I Do???? by donigspain(m): 9:49am On Feb 25, 2015

[size=18pt]Secretly record a conversation between YOU and MR A where you are seriously warning/advising him to desist from the evil act. That is your ALIBI bro.[/size]

Do whatever you feel right afterwards!

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Politics › Re: Pictures From The Battle In Baga Against Boko Haram by donigspain(m): 2:09pm On Feb 24, 2015

Great... Good job NA

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Jokes Etc › Re: Can One Steal A Pair Of Shoes From This Guy? [Photo] by donigspain(m): 12:37pm On Feb 24, 2015*

[size=18pt]Could you please keep your voices down?
I'm trying to finish my Phd Thesis in Neuroscience and Theoretical Physics.[/size] angry

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Car Talk › Re: Artega Gt, A Car I Saw Today At School, I Am Speechless( Veiw Pic by donigspain(m): 3:45pm On Feb 23, 2015

Ferrari fast car...

Events › Re: It Was A Rainy Event As My Cousin Held Her Traditional Marriage Yesterday by donigspain(m): 2:09pm On Feb 23, 2015

Oziddy:
...

Bia, ihere odighi eme gi? Mee ngwa ngwa wepu ihe nkiri ahu. Lee ka i na-eziuwa n'ile ihe ojoo dakwasiri nwanne gi. Odika ichoro ihe mba ndiozo ga eji koo ala Igbo onu.

Family › Re: Man Caught, Beaten To Pulp For Peeping At Neighbour's Wife by donigspain(m): 5:08pm On Feb 22, 2015

[size=18pt]Peeping Tom.[/size]

NOUN:
A person who derives sexual pleasure from secretly watching people undressing or engaging in sexual activity.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Be Brave And Quit That Job Now.....a Personal Story!!! by donigspain(m): 4:40pm On Feb 22, 2015

AriDsexy:
True but when u don't have money and u begin to stay at home day after day then u understand what peace of mind actually is..Fact.

My post is in the assumption that he already made assessment and feasible plans before quitting. Looking at his earnings one would not expect him to resign without proper plans. Hope you got me?

Culture › Re: Why Do Igbos Especially The Anambrans Marry From Their Tribe? by donigspain(m): 4:28pm On Feb 22, 2015*

enkay4love:
Thank u very much,u've said it all.I've never had a fairly good experience with them,they are just too complex,& weird in behaviour.No matter how good they may pretend to appear,right at the back of their minds,they secretly strive to drain u.God forbid for this race!

Are you really at peace with what you wrote in the bolded? I mean, if it gives you orgasm, then enjoy. kiss

enkay4love:
How would u feel if ur father was called an OLD FOOL? Besides are u younger than Obasanjo? I just hate it when people can't just respect themselves & give respect to whom it is due! So what was his offencê in undertaking this task on his own? And where has he commited a sacrilege against u to be branded such an insulting tag?

So you actually feel hurt when a Yoruba elder is insulted but you, yourself, feel at peace insulting the totality of an ethnicity. Hypocrisy!

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