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The approach of the general elections brought with it a massive influx and emergence of cyber robots people who came to either update themselves with the trend information, promote the awareness of their political parties and candidates or outrightly cause mischief on Nairaland.

In addition, multiple 'monickers' (usernames) were created to give certain political parties and/or candidates the impression of having massive e-followers.

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It is against this backdrop that I found myself imagining what will become of some of these 'monickers' after the elections vis-a-vis the results? Depending on the results, I imagine some of the owners of the 'monickers' returning to their normal activities prior to their election contracts. In a situation where their preferred candidates lost or won the elections, I imagine someone like Truckpusher going back to his Truck-pushing venture (or being appointed the NURTW chairman of an LGA) or Berem returning to her Alomo/Agbo jedi jedi/Herbs business in the motor-park (or being appointed regional women's leader of APC) or phockphockman running back to his Sugar-mummy love-vendor trade (or being appointed Minister of Women Affairs) etc.

No doubt, the post election emotions will fall within the two expressions below:
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NOTABLE POLITICAL MONICKERS

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mynd44, LeOstrich, OLADD, biafranqueen, Jmaine, Jamace, Atlwireless, Anonimi, Sunnybobo, Customized13, Opiaoku, Petrov10, gramci,
obinoscopy, Taharqa, Iamodenigbo, Arysexy, Descartes, Gh0stFreak, Shizzlestar, ujoinme, rozayx5, omenka, egift, caseless, ngeneukwenu
lalasticala, Obiagelli, Berem, Iligunboy, ilungunboy, Donphilopus, Keneking, Mogidi, Barcarnista, Obiagelli, Demdem, GenBuhari, Kelsoft
barcanista, cleverly, Donphilopus, Koboko69, Arresa, Caseless, Gbawe, michaelsokoto, gbawe, micahaelsokoto, abagworo, OrlandoOwoh, jomoh
omenka, egift, Arewafederation, Soroptimist, Pendy79, Neenar, Desola, MizMyColi, Horus, Whitecat007, Lakpalakpa, shehuAba, Rawani, Tribaleast, Olaaderin, Nduchucks, Lacasa, Omerta, Ilugunboy, Naptu2, Aussie, Joseph1013, Olayinka8793, MalcoImX, PassingShot
obiageli, mayoroflagos, shymexx, OrlandoOwoh, chukwudi44,wombraiders, mudraker, bishopjuice, ghostfacekiller, chiefjusticefuk, firefire
berem, datolee, bloodykiller, ichidodo, ratiken, dozzybaba, phockphockman, longeria, anonimi, titaljharem, aryzgreat, publisher, brownlord
cramjones, iconize, rigarmortis, Descartes, Ikenna351, Afam4eva, maclatunji, Ngwakwe, OAM4J, pointb, pazienza, OKDNigeria, stebell, brokenTV, longeria, rozayx5, IKJ66, swtdrms, Mogidi, Elslim, bitterleafsoup, coe4eva, whitetechnology, Ola6, Rossike, Truckpusher, Babyosisi, collynzo23, theassassin, jmaine, idumuose, Sunnybobo3, joehannibal, BlackTechnology

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Choose a 'monicker' and write what you think the person behind the 'monicker' will return to in a case his or her preferred candidate either wins or loses.

Peppyluv:
Ngwa send ya message na the number....
Lol you go fear Engirigbo...

quote author=donigspain post=31920428]Ahu go m ya...

Ezi gorom gi ozi edemede site na akara ekwe nti ahu.
Lol @Engirigbo.

Peppyluv:
e send m gi mail kita...bb mu nwere nsogbu.

Ahu go m ya...

Peppyluv:
I dey o....nwanne mmadu,ke kwanu?

Udo yi george.

Peppyluv:

Chi wossoputunu?

EiE1:
My tots exactly too @the Awwwwwwwww... Gonna use that line someday soon too.

On me?

awwwwww @love you too much for your own good.
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Just came to show off my handsomeness!

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[size=14pt]Practising my dance of victory after 28th March[/size]

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GEJ till Armageddon.

I got same message. It's more like a flash ad as the message did not show up in my inbox. That's a very unprofessional way to invite applicants.
Once you are done reading (press the back key) the message disappears.

Cool story!

missclasssy:
The fact that something deviates from the norm doesn't make it bad
You friend is attracted to ladies with stretch marks, so let him be. Its just a fetish of his, I don't see anything wrong in that as far as its not harmful.

Men have all sorts of fetish, its just that most of them are not common

I always say this...... as far as a fetish is not harmful to either partner, then there is nothing wong with it

You must be holding the Grand Matron award in the Viewers Category of pórn industry.

@FETISH

Hehehe, guys are the worst offenders of the wallet issue.

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Let's consider the Butterfly Effect — the theory that small, seemingly insignificant actions can have far-reaching consequences. In a similar fashion, small choices and habits made early on can add up to major financial consequences over time.

Here are five decisions you may be making right now than can seriously affect your finances for years to come.

1. How You Deal With Stress

There are two ways that this choice can affect your finances. First, depending on how you deal with stress, you could be priming yourself to reap serious financial rewards or consequences. For instance, if you unwind after a stressful day by smoking a cigarette while enjoying a bottle of beer, you are spending money on vices that could be better spent. For example, a pack-a-day cigarette habit costs a smoker ₦73,000 per year if calculated at ₦200 per pack. Poor food choices can cost up to ₦500,000 per year.

These numbers don't even factor in the health costs of these sorts of habits, which can lead to illness, lost productivity, high medical bills, and even death. No single cigarette or bottle of beer is such a horrendous decision, but forming the habit over a lifetime can seriously derail your finances.

In addition, the way you deal with stress can also affect your ability to make good decisions. Recent research has shown that people only have so much bandwidth for making decisions — which is why talking on a cell phone while driving makes you a worse driver. In particular, living with the constant stress of financial worry means that you have less cognitive ability to make decisions. The two problems are not unconnected.

2. Your Negotiation Skill

Your ability to negotiate can have a significant impact on your earning power over your lifetime. In particular, being able to negotiate a higher starting salary means that you will compound your annual raises to a big difference in your overall earnings.

Assuming a 5% annual pay increase and a 40-year career, the negotiator with a ₦55,000 starting salary would earn an additional ₦600,000+ over their career compared to their non-negotiating co-worker who accepted ₦50,000 to start.

However, it's clearly important to get over your discomfort with negotiation so you can reap the benefits.

3. Who You Fall in Love With

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It sounds awfully mercenary to talk about money and love in the same breath, but it is important to consider the financial consequences of your choice of a life partner. Falling in love is easy, but staying in love and happily married is much harder. That means marrying couples ought to consider their long-term compatibility.

Incompatible money attitudes can limit your financial future. If you and your spouse are not on the same page regarding saving, investing, and spending, then you cannot commit to a shared plan for your finances. That makes it difficult (or impossible) to achieve your financial goals.

That doesn't mean you should be asking dates for their bank balances before considering a future with them, but it does mean you have to work on your communication skills early and often to ensure that money won't be the death of your love — and love won't be the death of your financial security.

4. What You Keep in Your Wallet

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If all you've got is a ₦500 note, there's a limit to the hunger-induced purchases you can make at a restaurant as against if you had carried over ₦1,000 with you.

Research has shown that people tend to buy more, often things not needed, when they have more money with them than when their cash is limited to a few naira notes. If this were a one-time impulse, then no harm, no foul. However, what you habitually carry in your wallet will determine just how much and how often you decouple the pain of payment from the act of buying.

To escape this, you will have to think about what you truly need or want before making a purchase, and you will have to think about how much money you have and spend throughout the month before taking out cash. Better still, limit the cash you carry in your wallet.

5. How You Show Affection

I was once at a relative's Christmas celebration where the grandchildren were so overwhelmed with gifts that they actually started crying because they didn't want to open any more.

This family had fallen victim to a common emotional trap: showing affection by showering gifts on loved ones. After all, it feels great to buy gifts for someone you love and to see them enjoy the presents you picked out.

I recommend you make gifts or create experiences that you know your friends and family will appreciate. Not only will those types of gifts last longer than the gadgets you might buy, but you will also give yourself the gift of better finances.

Source

Whatever sails his boat!

Haleluja! At last Baba Akeem and Mama Malik can now pay their own NEPA bills. I don't know why their paltry NGN1,200 share of the NEPA bill is a herculean task for them.


#JustTrolling

My dance of victory after reading the post... I'm free!
I don't experience any of those signs and symptoms.
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I don't think he stole from the bags. He must have taken those ones we call 'leakages'.

PUNCHLINE

Officer: Do you know Mr Segun?
My guy: I don't know any mótherfúcker Sir.

kobonaire:
that's rite, koboz intolerance for imbèciles is well known .... you acted well son

You can't pull me down to that level. I pass your mind tricks.

kobonaire:
LOL, my guy, I like you ... you are kool.

Lol, I have been on NL for a long time not to indulge in meaningless e-fights especially with the notorious kobonaire. Your reputation is vast.

kobonaire:
geez, another numbskull .... replace it with a Chinese or Russian whose assès you are kissing

Meaning?

That's bad! At a time he is trying to ressurect his vegetative career.
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kobonaire:
Ironically your gif features an American .... SMH

So?

Feraz:
I do not think they know they were being filmed.

Even with a camera stand and flood light? They must be brain-dead!

Damn! not now that I'm about to eat watermelon.

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Quite an educative post anyway but I must stress the missing fact that STI/STD can also cause heavy flows, painful menstruation, irregular flows and extended days of flow.

leanfarmer:
You can actually experience orgasm if your partner can hit the target on the center of gravity.The doggy style position is the most suited for it.From science and experience, I can vouch for it.Good luck!

She was circumcised.
Her reaching orgasm is now more dependent on her psychological state than ever.

Those guys are just damn silly... They nailed their coffin with a live evidence.

Firefire:
Make your neck no comot oooo

A true democrat!