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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers on Nairaland willing to assist you. by donjon: 8:57pm On Jan 26, 2010
@ last posta,

o boy! Dat ur name dey scatter ground 4 hia, mehn!
Phones / Re: Please Recommend The Best Gsm Contract Provider 4 Me by donjon: 8:52pm On Jan 26, 2010
@ posta,

guy, abeg rest!

How much be 1k?
Religion / Re: Lion In Warri Streets - Tomorrow Wednesday 27th January by donjon: 8:48pm On Jan 26, 2010
How many bullets does it take to kill a lion?

You know how many boys wey get gun for warri?

Or how many small pikin wey fit handle opia like knife?

Guy, leave dat tin!

Tb joshua dey talk tales by moonlight
Crime / Re: Nigerian Murdered In Angola by donjon: 8:41pm On Jan 26, 2010
All the more reason to stay in your country
Politics / Re: What Is Nigeria's Most Worrisome Problem by donjon: 8:35pm On Jan 26, 2010
I believe 9ja's most worrisome problem is our collective mentality!

Every poor man complains of corruption, but that same poor man is bound to be corrupt himself if he finds himself in a position of power!

Everybody wants a white collar job, nobody wants to farm.
Etc.,.,

the poor masses keep saying "e go beta".
When the power to change their destiny is in their hands!
Nairaland / General / Re: Synagogue Church Visit The Haiti Victims by donjon: 8:19pm On Jan 26, 2010
I maintain my initial stance!

Your 419 pastor is a bean head!

& if you dont like my insults, come & jump on my back or drink poison!

I sincerely hope you choose the latter.
Entertainment / Re: Your Daily Dose Of Odd News! by donjon: 8:11pm On Jan 26, 2010
Hmmm.,.,.,.,
thats a nice idea!

I want to be an FBI agent, with 2 guns & a badge!

And the first thing i will do is arrest you!
Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity Would You Like To Be Locked In An Elevator With? by donjon: 4:31pm On Jan 26, 2010
Definately jolie!
& if i cant get jolie, i'ld settle for lindsay lohan
Nairaland / General / Re: Synagogue Church Visit The Haiti Victims by donjon: 4:07pm On Jan 26, 2010
Henceforth, my lips are sealed on this topic!
Crime / Re: Police: Man Attacks Wife With A Meat Loaf. by donjon: 1:33pm On Jan 26, 2010
What kind of assault is that?
Politics / Re: Can This Work In Nigeria?. . .we Should Try It! by donjon: 1:29pm On Jan 26, 2010
No, it wont work here!
Science/Technology / Re: Can Oyinbo Scientifically Predict The Future? by donjon: 1:18pm On Jan 26, 2010
Confirm film trick! Why dem neva take kpati-kpatis catch osama?
Phones / Re: Zain Is Holding Peeps Ransom In Lagos by donjon: 1:12pm On Jan 26, 2010
Fair?
As in yellow? Or what?
Entertainment / Re: Your Daily Dose Of Odd News! by donjon: 1:09pm On Jan 26, 2010
MEND?

you wan kill me?
Phones / Re: Zain Is Holding Peeps Ransom In Lagos by donjon: 12:41pm On Jan 26, 2010
Coughs.,.,.,
Nairaland / General / Re: Synagogue Church Visit The Haiti Victims by donjon: 12:35pm On Jan 26, 2010
Look @ the stupidity of that your ignoramus pastor!

He sent a relief plane to haiti, when jos is @ his backyard!

Ignorance is really a disease!
Entertainment / Re: Your Daily Dose Of Odd News! by donjon: 12:23pm On Jan 26, 2010
I fight terrorists & psychopaths in my dreams!

I even killed a vampire once!

So now dat you know what i do, i'll have to kill you.,.,
Celebrities / Re: Mike Ezuroye: My Wrist Watch Cost $3,000 by donjon: 12:12pm On Jan 26, 2010
@topic,

and so?
Romance / Re: 'online Relationship' Can It Be Real? by donjon: 11:59am On Jan 26, 2010
I hope you havent been sending recharge cards to the girl?
Entertainment / Re: Your Daily Dose Of Odd News! by donjon: 11:53am On Jan 26, 2010
Sort of,

happy new year! Meadan
Politics / Re: Dipo Dina Shot Dead! by donjon: 11:50am On Jan 26, 2010
I didnt know this was stale news!

May his soul rest in peace!
Politics / Dipo Dina Shot Dead! by donjon: 11:39am On Jan 26, 2010
Whats happening in 9ja? I just heard it on AIT.
The man was assasinated!
Crime / Re: Lets Terrorise The Govt. by donjon: 5:00pm On Jan 25, 2010
Nope!
Family / Re: Will You Cry If Your Dad Of 92 Dies? by donjon: 4:34pm On Jan 25, 2010
No
Nairaland / General / Re: Sedductioon by donjon: 4:30pm On Jan 25, 2010
Seduce?
Nairaland / General / Re: I Am New! Please Give Me A Warm Welcome! by donjon: 1:38am On Jan 25, 2010
what
Phones / Re: Ogboraph's Wife Delivers Twins. Congrats To Him. by donjon: 1:34am On Jan 25, 2010
Congratz!!! Notin do u
Entertainment / Re: Your Daily Dose Of Odd News! by donjon: 1:14am On Jan 25, 2010
Am back!
Politics / Re: Papa (ojukwu) U 2 Sweet by donjon: 11:59pm On Dec 17, 2009
M.U.M.U!
What else can i say?

Like father, like son!

Ojukwu remains a disgruntled element!
Past & present nigerian governments know that ojukwu is a harmless pest, so they prefer to let him continue deceiving himself, rather than putting him in jail! Where he rightly belongs.

Ojukwu no get breeze for yänsh!

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