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OJB needs our prayers,lets pray for him please because i no wan type RIP again for facebook

OJB will be like ;guy make una drop sumtin i no wan die oooooo

9ja artist are already composing death song 4 ojb,lol dem so broke na to dey kum Tv dey shout OWO TABUA mstwww

RIP ojb.:...

Krasid: Too bad he left Don Jazzy.I don't see him producing another hit track.

like on top of d world abi?

Everybody is putting blame on the other,but the truth is,if The musician uses naked girls in his video and the media air's it and eventualy the child watches it,who is actualy to be blamed?is it the media and musician/äctor/actress who is doing it for money or the parent who is allowing his/her child to be exposed to various T.V programs?
whats your take on these?

Rinspeed sQuba- World's First
Underwater Car
www.techandfacts.com

if these car enter's River niger or any other ninja river,...i bet it wount survive(mamy water tins)

CAMEROONPRIDE: Etoo is making 20M/year so ....

And how much has your dad made in his entire life.?Povertymania is worying ur family and jelousyrosis

ZUBY77: The only coach who deserve such money at the moment is Juup Heynckes, the Bayern Munich coach. Muorinho is a noise maker

A noise maker with 2 champions league,... Are u a learner

musulumi: The question of weather He's what Chelsea really need at this moment is ringing deep in my brain

U no get brain before nw

[b][/b][color=][/color] IS NOTHING

1. Prison break
2. 24 hours
3. Hero 4. Vampire Diaries
5. Nikita
6. Lost
7. Legend of the seeker
8. Merlin
9. The promise 10. Desperate Housewives
11. Spartacus
12. Gossip girls
13. Everybody hates chris
14. The big bang theory
15. Kyle XY 16. Xena
17. A man called god
18. Jumong
19. Others (Specify)

1-NTA
2-AIT
3-MY-TV
4-Silverbird
5-Galaxy Tv (ibadan)
6-Iroko (lagos)
7-Capital tv(kaduna)
8-delta state Tv(Dstv)

add yours?

SOME ANNOYING FACEBOOK
STATUS UPDATES:
1. Good night pals! (So make
we
cry?).

2. Am back pals! (From... where?
Prison or hospital?).

3. My
heart is broken, I will never
love again (No be new thing).

4. Am gonna be off for a while
(Safe journey, no be force to enter
Facebook).


5. Am back! Did u miss me? (I
didn't even notice u had gone...
Duh!).

6. I love my Boo (Tell him, not us).

7. Lagos on my mind (Ehen?
Why u
dey tell me? Na me wan give u
transport FARE?).

8. So Angry
(Go fight who provoke u ).

9. People are wicked (Na today
u
just dey know?).

10. Am in love (No be news).

11. I saw an angel (Na demon u for see b4?).

12. Money on my mind (Na so?
Here resemble CBN? Go rob
bank).

13. Ur pix looks nice (I know
b4 I put am).

14. Oh God my flight is delayed
(Take molue).

15. New look (Wetin be our
business?).

16. Am tired of this life (Who send u
come b4?).

17. I am off to church (Na baba
lawo place u for go)

18. Abuja Loading (U be
conductor?) Add yours...

There was this robbery in
Guangzhou, the robber
shouted to everyone: "All
don't move, money belongs to
the state, life belongs to you". Everyone in the bank laid
down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing
Concept --> Changing the
conventional way of
thinking".
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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber
shouted at her "Please be
civilized! This is a robbery and
not a rape!" This is called "Being
Professional --> Focus only on
what you are trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back,
the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber
(who is only primary school
educated), "Big bro, let's count
how much we got", the older
robber rebutted and said, "You
very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will
tell us how much we robbed
from the bank!" This is called "Experience -->
nowadays experience is more
important than paper
qualifications!"
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank
supervisor to call the police
quickly. The supervisor says
"Wait, wait wait, let's put the
5 million RMB we embezzled
into the amount the robbers robbed". This is called "Swim with the
tide --> converting an
unfavorable situation to your
advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery
every month". This is called "Killing Boredom
--> Happiness is most
important."
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The next day, TV news
reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and counted
and counted, but they could
only count 20 million RMB. The
robbers were very angry and
complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million
RMB, the bank manager took
80 million RMB with a snap of
his fingers. It looks like it is
better to be educated than to
be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is
worth as much as gold !"

"If you won't marry me, don't
date me. What's the essence of
JS1-SS3 if you won't write
WAEC?"

An Interesting History of
1752.
Here is an interesting
historical fact. Just have a
look at the calendar for the
month of September 1752. Go to Google type
"September 1752 calendar"
& see for yourself.
You will notice, 11 days are
simply missing from the
month. Here's the explanation: This
was the month during
which England shifted from
the Roman Julian Calendar
to the Gregorian Calendar.
A Julian year was 11 days longer than a Gregorian
year. So, the King of
England ordered 11 days to
be wiped off the face of
that particular month.
So, the workers worked for 11 days less that month,
but got paid for the whole
month. That's how the
concept of "paid leave" was
born. Hail the King!!!
In the Roman Julian Calendar, April used to be
the first month of the year;
but the Gregorian Calendar
observed January as the
first month. Even after
shifting to the Gregorian Calendar, many people
refused to give up old
traditions and continued
celebrating 1st April as the
New Year's Day. When
simple orders didn't work, the King finally issued a
royal dictum; which stated
that those who celebrated
1st April as the new year's
day would be labelled as
fools. From then on, 1st April
became April Fool's Day.
History is really interesting.

rozayx5: I weep for Nigeria when i see this kind of comment, you have not given a pin to the development of this country and here you are criticizing

Mumu d guy is a member of Rep,give me his position and see who wil b more efective

theutopianex: its ugly!!! if you watch cake boss on TLC and food channel, youll undderstand, half of the cake is inedible! from what i can se 60percent of the cake i wood or whatever it is they used lmao... ihate the way we do things like this for world appreciation and we cant even come up with very creative ideas, i hate it!! it annoys me! what will all the master cake bakers all over the world say about us they are laughing right now!!

Cake boss so on point

WILL U MARRY ME?

-Type Amen and see what God will do.
-the first 1000 people to like these God wil bles ur family
hahahahahaha mstwwww...Nigeria problem is nt unemployment,bad government our major problem is IGNORANCE....Type Like to be out of these Ignorance..

Even though many of us will want to "Form" ironman,the truth is that except you are not a human being,there are some movies you will watch and will or almost cry.I have never cried though but i almost after watching one indian love film.I dont knw if these applies to NOLLYWOOD... have you ever cried or stil cry when watching a movie?

lacasa: GEJ can never pull such a crowd in Abuja, o r even in the south-south without paying for their presence.



Buhari is the most genuinely loved Nigerian leader since Sir Ahmadu Bello.




#... Integrity is everything in life

So buhari has integrity...My Grandma is also a Virgin

Nairaland is owned by Sheikh AbdulMUMUni Seun Ösewa...

SEUN Are u a Learner? *in Olamides voice* :0

Dear seun,

Seun,or what so ever your names maybe,are u highs?did u smokes Tobacco,marijuanas,tombolo,alomo and etc?i am a christians,i laughs,plays and chating silly,but dat 1 nö mean say i nö respect ma faith...if anybody i repeat äny bodys insult CHRIST,CHRISTIANS..... am a man of little word seùn

yours CRITISISM
former nairalander.

ISLAM-LAND nt NAIRALAND
...if anybody insult ma faith (Christianity) i dnt mind using 10MB insult him/her religion... (Fúçk) seun new rules and if you like dem (F.ù.ç.k) you too..

ISLAM-LAND nt NAIRALAND
...if anybody insult ma faith (Christianity) i dnt mind using 10MB insult him/her religion... (Bleep) seun new rules and if you like dem (Bleep) you too..

Dis Seun Ösewa na Idiöt,am sure u are a muslim...anyway i insult whoever i like,which ever thread i enta(islam) so the Rules no concern me...tö all ma muslim brothers nd HerLargeASS,see u on d next thread

hagahahahaha http://on.cnn.com/15AVk91
these is the new swags hope the ladies like it?