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 Romance › 7 Types Of Girls A Man Should Beware Of. by Donmichaelz(op): 5:35pm On May 04, 2013 |
There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS... 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. 6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful. 7. VIRUS Girls : These type of girls are normally called'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format.  :p |
| Islam › Re: How Muslims Can Teach Non-Muslims About Islam by Donmichaelz(m): 11:09pm On May 03, 2013 |
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| Islam › Re: How Muslims Can Teach Non-Muslims About Islam by Donmichaelz(m): 11:02pm On May 03, 2013 |
IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT ISLAM? there would have still been A World Trade centre 6 Likes
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| Romance › Re: Men, Do You Value Intelligence Or Beauty? by Donmichaelz(m): 10:51pm On May 03, 2013 |
BOSSAs The C.E.O, GM, Of Nairaland commitee of operation "CLOSE MUMU THREAD" forum...i Declare these thread Closed...
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| Romance › Re: Men, Do You Value Intelligence Or Beauty? by Donmichaelz(m): 10:50pm On May 03, 2013 |
[color=#770077][/color]As The C.E.O, GM, Of Nairaland commitee of operation "CLOSE MUMU THREAD" forum...i Declare these thread Closed...
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| Celebrities › Re: Talented Celebrities That Refused To Drop-Out From School by Donmichaelz(m): 10:35pm On May 03, 2013 |
*singing in davido's voice*I thank God 4 d master plan,baba God is surer dan All of You all of you... |
| Celebrities › Picture Of Dino Melaye Drinking Garri With A Nairalander....:) by Donmichaelz(op): 8:05pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
The nairalander is the person who took the picture so you cant see him(me)..Dino is drinking Garri,most people will say he is humble...I think the I..dI..Ö..t didnt even take a spoon,just playing politics With people's mind..What do you guys think... 1 Like
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| Jokes Etc › Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Donmichaelz(m): 7:51pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
na joke?i aint laughing...Watching barney and friends seems more intresting dan logging in Nairaland now adays...*$inging Barney is a dinosarus 4rm our....* |
| Entertainment › Picture Of A Nairalander on His Wedding Day :) by Donmichaelz(op): 7:12am On Apr 27, 2013*. Modified: 2:57pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
| ....i think its cool what do you guys think..the guy swags aint common
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| Celebrities › Re: Wunmi Obe Reacts To Stella Damasus's New Marriage by Donmichaelz(m): 11:46pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
| Stela u get Gobe...4get them jor,...desperado lomo yen,c.ronaldo lomo yen....*in davido voice*
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| Celebrities › Re: Me, Mama G And Bob Manuel Udokwu by Donmichaelz(m): 11:30pm On Apr 25, 2013 |
cyril83: Nigerians are so useless.....what's the meaning of all these?ur fada useless,ur mother uselesser,ur self uslessest..idiot,foolish fool,na ur family useless |
| Celebrities › Re: Me, Mama G And Bob Manuel Udokwu by Donmichaelz(m): 11:30pm On Apr 25, 2013 |
cyril83: Nigerians are so useless.....what's the meaning of all these?ur fada useless,ur mother uselesser,ur self uslessest..idiot,foolish fool,na ur family b idiot. |
| Celebrities › Re: I'm Dating Kentura, Not Nadia Buari - Jim Iyke Cries Out by Donmichaelz(m): 11:26pm On Apr 25, 2013 |
Afam4eva: [size=14pt]Is Kentura not that Jamaican chick that he was dating?[/size]go ask him Jöystick |
| Celebrities › Re: I'm Dating Kentura, Not Nadia Buari - Jim Iyke Cries Out by Donmichaelz(m): 11:24pm On Apr 25, 2013 |
rafhell: at 40 let him continue to waste his life and not put his dick to good use.i can see,instead of puting ur brain to goöd use u prefer using ur Dickson.is having children a sign of Success...Mumu..ski 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji's Daughter In Sexy Cloths - Pictures by Donmichaelz(m): 7:29am On Apr 20, 2013 |
goldfish80: Who is her father?Am Dbanj,no long tin |
| Politics › Re: ................ by Donmichaelz(m): 7:25am On Apr 20, 2013 |
biolabee: Hmm... a lot of people just chilling and waiting for the thread to go ballisticFACT:- You are stupid,if your brother died in road accident and ur dad was a politician,will you write these Crap..wawa CONCLUSION- So many useless and ignorant people are taking ova NL. |
| Politics › Re: Rochas Okorocha Sustains Head Injury In Road Accident by Donmichaelz(m): 7:14am On Apr 20, 2013 |
nairaman66: Your enemies (PDP) will continue to miss the target each time they want to throw spanner in your works! Get well soon and continue to dance Azonto jwo |
| Islam › Re: I’m A Faithful Muslim- Bikini Model by Donmichaelz(m): 3:34pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Model  she aint got Yansh,ass,bakasi,idi,assnal,Baçkyard,gindi,boblo,e.t.c (haha mode let see if you can censor all what i wrote,cos they all mean the same thing. |
| Politics › Re: Chime Buys Daughter-in-law Range Rover As Wedding Gift (Pictures) by Donmichaelz(m): 1:30pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Michaeljones36: I hope somebody steals it!Mumu' steal it and see if He wount buy her a FERRARI... |
| Politics › How To Deceive Nigerians When You Have Political Ambition? by Donmichaelz(op): 7:26am On Apr 18, 2013 |
If u want to deceive nigerians,there are many ways you can do that,if you are a political asspirant or in any major position,even though you might be a thief if you apply these steps you wil always get away with anything.. Tribalism-let it be known that wen u where in public office you employed more of your tribal people(most or all ur tribal people wil like you) Religion-Attend religious gatterings,and make sure you talk by quoting the BIBLE or Qur'an.(some religious folks will like you) Charity-If a disaster such as Flood happens,make sure you visit the site and dnt 4get to give something..(most masses will like you) Be a Political critic- make sure you talk against the present administration negatively and use words like "The govt dnt care about we the masses..(quoted from Dino melaye in january subsidy protest last year) Add Your's |
| Fashion › Re: Golden Toilet-Seat And Car - Too Much Money? (Pictures) by Donmichaelz(m): 7:47pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Göld in my watch Göld in my töilet Göld in my ride ALL GÖLD EVERY-THING... |
| Education › Re: Would You Still Continue Your Education If You Are Giving £2million? by Donmichaelz(op): 1:49am On Apr 10, 2013 |
ijebabe: Why can't you continue education? Will that 2 million last forever? Why not turn urself into an asset and make 10 times that amount later for your children and grandchild sef? Na wa o.Blah blah,are u an asset to ur children? |
| Education › Would You Still Continue Your Education If You Are Giving £2million? by Donmichaelz(op): 11:38pm On Apr 09, 2013*. Modified: 12:18am On Apr 10, 2013 |
It was a serious arguement in skul today.what lead to the matter was when our proffesor said money is not the main purpose of going to skul(yet he drives a volvo that we push for 5 min before it starts).Personaly i think everybody goes to skul to become successful,and success is beta defined individualy.if i have £2 mil,i wil just patiently finish skuling. then go into busines,,dnt critisize me because i av seen Igbo men who neva went to skul and are wealthy..If it was u would you have left your school? |
| Webmasters › Re: Facebook To Begin Charging For Messages by Donmichaelz(m): 10:15am On Apr 09, 2013 |
GraceBestowed: [color=#CD3700] looooool!! That move = bad market! [/color]lol Yahöö tinz |
| Celebrities › Re: Omawumi Concert: The Lasso Of Truth (Pictures) by Donmichaelz(m): 9:58am On Apr 09, 2013 |
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