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In the Toilet,open NL,hiss,log out and continue d Tin

yuzedo:

Well i lives in Banana Island so dis a small sontin 4 me. Any NL babe dat don't believe should try me, 2 nights pere, and i bought it for her.

English have die, guy return my phone and go and sleep,or do u want me to tell mummy?

i love Nadia buari,even if she draw dragon,antelepope,taribo west,obj,i stil like her....* i like nadia buari she no dy drink Garri*

fellis: Not every girl likes money and fame. It is possible that she has no regrets for leaving him.

so u are d gurl hmmm,hw as life been?

"wen i was young me and ma mama had beef 17 year old kicked out on d street,go back into time i never taught i'll see her face AINT NO WOMAN ALIVE THAT CAN TAKE MY MAMA'S PLACE'.......R.I.P 2pac,you are the greatest

Before you comment,take your time to compare both.as for me its Rap,i listen to 2pac,most of his track has something meaningful i learn e.g Gheto gospel which he said "before we can have world peace,we have to have peace on the war on the streets' e.t.c. Unlike Rnb which only makes me feel emotional and soft.apart from gospel,i dont like Rnb,...what about You,which do you prefer and why?

Okija_juju: My Son!! The answer you are looking for, even the gods dont have it!

Try Synagogue Church of all nations!!

Synagogue church of all nations - Oracle,wetin concern Us with dis one na.we only predict matches,death,earthquark,bomblast...no come change our market oOO.

Mstwwwwwwww *continue watching SPARTACUS*

Deivid10: This is good jooor! Xpecially 4our own type of roads,
Bt Y na 4 only desert dem display am?

cos all d roads ín 9ja are like desert...

GoRIMAKPA

NO

YES

Many ladies like barbing,it makes them free.but the problem is most guys dont like seeing or dating a girl who barb her hair...As for me i dont mind.so ladies(30+) if you are still barbing,mehn you are on a long thing...
we are going to vote,e.g if u can marry girls that barb click YES ,if not click NO, .....

allthepompey: Of course lebron lebron is the most complete player in the history of the nba and he plays virtually all positions with ease because he has only one ring is like saying because henry never won world footballer of the year he's not one of the greatest players in history. His size makes all what he does incredible and leave jordan he's just jealous

is Only C.Ronaldo dat is the most complete player.

gp66: western education is a sacrilege in islam but u guys r enjoying the dividend of western education by using NL. God is watching u guys.

so maths,english,chemistry,biology,geography.accounting,physics na sin. i shake my head 4 Islam....(

gp66: western education is a sacrilege in islam but u guys r enjoying the dividend of western education by using NL. God is watching u guys.

so maths,english,chemistry,biology,geography.accounting,physics na sim. i shake my head 4 Islam....(

Sirolad: Let those who have hears listen, truly the only religion acceptable to God is Islam.

because ur boss(the diablo) got his name writing on a meat.. :\ Una get issues,sum even called it miracle.raising d dead,healing d blind,deaf,bareness is wat we call miracle in christianity,not writing a guys name on a Cow

Aliko Dangote is my guy. My aboki inside you dnt wana mess wit me cos i gat aboki inside,dat spends alot of cASh oOoO

Alhaji Aliko Dangote, MFR,
GCON (born 10 April 1957, Kano, Nigeria) is a Nigerian "self-made business" magnate, with an estimated
net worth of $11.2
billion USD as of March 2012. Based in Nigeria, he is the owner of the Dangote Group, which has interests
in commodities
with operations in
his homeland and
several other
countries in Africa , including Benin, Cameroon, Ghana, South Africa and Zambia. Dangote is ranked
by Forbes Magazine as the 76th richest person
in the world and
the richest man in Africa.Early life Aliko Dangote was
born in the
northern Nigerian
state of Kano on
April 10, 1957 into
a wealthy Muslim family. His mother
Mariya Sanusi
Dantata was the
granddaughter of
legendary Hausa
businessman Alhassan Dantata , and his father
Mohammed
Dangote was
Dantata's business
associate. Dangote had an
early interest in
business: "I can
remember when I
was in primary
school, I would go and buy cartons of
sweets [sugar
boxes] and I
would start selling
them just to make
money. I was so interested in
business, even at
that time." he said
during an
interview. He
attended the Al Azhar University
in Cairo, Egypt
where he studied
business,and later
returned back to
Nigeria to work with his uncle
Sanusi Abdulkadir
Dantata who
eventually gave
him a business loan
of =N=500,000 (Naira)when he
was just 21 years
old.(after he was given 500,000 as
business loan,dangote went to
las vegas,and used the money
to gamble(Casino) where he
lost everything..he was later
given another loan which he used for his business,(though
he stil went ahead to
gamble,and dis time he won).
with the political influence of
his family,though he was also
hard working,he became succesful.dangote has a Casino
club in LAS VEGAS.no
billionaire just emerged a
success in a day.stop the
nigerian lazy attitude of
praying for success and start using your brain.laborare est
orare which means to work is
to Pray...

Michael(hebrew) or Mixalis (greek) -meaning who is like God...na ur papa name means poor,...*urinates inside mirinda bottle*
ME-MODERATOR ND OP come and drink

Modrator-tanx it tastes like wine

OP-yeah,red wine...

1-John Lennon (Singer): Some years before, during his
interview with an American
Magazine, he said: 'Christianity will end, it will
disappear. I do not have to argue about that.. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects
were too simple, today we are
more famous than Him' (1966). Lennon, after saying that the
Beatles were more famous
than Jesus Christ, was shot six
times d same week

2- Tancredo Neves (President of
Brazil ): During the Presidential
campaign, he said if he got
500,000 votes from his party,
not even God would remove
him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he
got sick a day before being
made President, then he died.

3-Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian
composer, singer and poet): During A show in Canecio ( Rio
de Janeiro ), while smoking his cigarette, he
puffed out some smoke into
the air and said:'God, that's for
you.' He died at the age of 32 of
LUNG CANCER in a horrible
manner.

4-The man who built the Titanic After the construction of
Titanic, a reporter asked him
how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: 'Not even God can sink it' The result: I think you all
know what happened to the
Titanic?

5- Marilyn Monroe (Actress) She was visited by Billy
Graham during a presentation
of a show. He said the Spirit of God had
sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the
Preacher had to say, she said: 'I don't need your Jesus'. A week later, she was found
dead in her apartment

6-Bon Scott (Singer) The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC.
On one of his 1979 songs he
sang: 'Don't stop me; I'm going
down all the way, down the
highway to hell'. On the 19th of February 1980,
Bon Scott was found dead, he
had been choked by his own
vomit.

7-Campinas (IN 2005) In Campinas , Brazil a group of
friends, drunk, went to pick
up a friend..... The mother accompanied her
to the car and was so worried
about the drunkenness of her
friends and she said to the
daughter holding her hand,
who was already seated in the car: 'My Daughter, Go With God
And May He Protect You.' She responded: 'Only If He
(God) Travels In The Trunk,
Cause Inside Here.....It's
Already Full ' Hours later, news came by that
they had been involved in a
fatal accident, everyone had
died, the car could not be recognized
what type of car it had been,
but surprisingly, the trunk
was intact. The police said there was no
way the trunk could have
remained intact. To their
surprise, inside the trunk was
a crate of eggs, none was
broken

8-Christine Hewitt (Jamaican
Journalist and entertainer) said
the Bible (Word of God) was
the worst book ever written. In June 2006 she was found
burnt beyond recognition in
her motor vehicle.

Mocking God is common here on nairaland,just because u want 2 get likes doesnt mean you should go beyound your boundry,..

Edö gìrls?chai dem go come back to nigeria as if dem no dey shit...i heard 4rm edo to italy na FREE

[color=#000099][/color]Recently my elder brother got engaged and as we were discusing it at home,my mum just looked at me and said you must marry our tribal girl,at first i laughed but i later realised she was serious..i actualy have a girlfriend who is from Edo(my mum dnt even knw that yet)...Is marrying your tribal girl an assurance of good mariage?

i entered front page 4 times dis month posting what you called Trash guese who is actualy Mental? The Moderator and You who read those topics.

ItsModella: I can't, I just can't believe this...somebody tell me this is one expensive joke.

this is one expensive joke.

Messi and C.Ronaldo and iniesta