₦airaland Forum

EricBloodAxe:
And you're the "people"? In 2019 your dullard in chief will be sent packing bro. You can asslick him all the way up to daura when that happens. Cheers.

The earlier you realize that your vote is inconsequential come 2019, the better for you.

Hope you're aware that about 5000 people defected to APC in Kano yesterday? Hope you're also aware that the former governor of Kebbi State alongside his deputy and supporters just defected to the APC? So I just want you to know that hiding behind your keyboard to seek cheap likes on nairaland wouldn't have any effect on the outcome of the forthcoming election. You can keep giving yourself false hope!

EricBloodAxe:
Crappy news. The useless Fulani dullard is the worst thing to happen to nigeria besides recession. The most useless president in the history of black africa. Even Mugabe is not in the dullards class.
Come 2019 he must be flushed out of asorock together with all his misfortunes and bad omen. Amen

Hahahaha

Funny enough, your rants only end here on Nairaland. Most of the people who would be reelecting him come 2019 are not even on Nairaland.

NwaNimo1:
Looking confused...

Who's looking more confused please?

TonyeBarcanista:
Na for half-time we go swap position...

God forbid bad thing

TonyeBarcanista:
We go position you for No. 7 or you go stay for bench make I play tire before you replace me...

I go only gree if you agree say you no go reach halftime o make I kuku continue with the 7 till full-time.

TonyeBarcanista:
I naturally love no. 9 position each time I am on the football pitch...


And O, I am a proud Barcelona FAN!


Omenka, Donphilopus, Caseless, Omenkalives Kyase, I think this is good

God sef know say if no be 9, I no dey play. Na there be the awoof.. I no need too much struggling to score ��

Donaldomo:
Enwan for real!

Nice. I hail bro.

TonyeBarcanista:
You don enter #TeamDoll?

Lol... No. If it doesn't scream, wet, moan, cry, mention names during the act or even speak in tongues, I prefer the koko.

TonyeBarcanista:
Bros bros, you still carry your pervert enter 2018...



But the babe no bad o

I swear to you bros. I being say make Una check her out o.. Me no join for doll allignment

Shortyy:
More like pre-sex photos. How I hate fat men tho. Eww

Omenka, TonyeBarcanista and Caseless.. I haven't said anything o.

Ratello:
are you serious? Please let me know the brand of weed you smoke or hot drink you drink to even have the shameless boldness to be chanting Buhari despite what is happening around him. Your brain in already activated on "sleep mode"

If you can't argue constructively, then you have no business being online. All these overfed kids sef!!!

cstr1001:
You must still be in 2015 at the height of buhari's popularity.

Even with all his incompetence, you honestly believe buhari will out-perform his 2015 performance at the polls.

In your dreams, oga.

What's this one saying? Hope you haven't forgotten that "Them Vs Our Brother" ain't gonna be the case come 2019. To you Atiku can win Buhari. But you're only kidding.!

Ratello:
Middle Belt (North Central) and most of Northeast is for Atiku to win come 2019 stubborn Buhari will only have his mumu Northwest to claim to his side. I am too sure of one thing that Buhari will be disgraced come 2019 and if APC dares rig the elections they shall be firmly resisted and physically roasted. APC is evil so is Buhari. APC only have a say in the real sense of it in Lagos.

If you think Atiku would get PDP's ticket let alone winning Buhari in the Northeast, then you need to have your head checked.

Whoever tells you that Atiku can win Buhari in Borno, Yobe, Bauchi and even his own State of Adamawa also needs to have his brain examined.

If you think there's any way Atiku can win Buhari in Niger, Nasarawa, Plateau and Kogi, then you must be kidding.

Coming to the Southwest, Buhari is sure of winning Ondo, Ogun, Lagos, Oyo and even Odin. Atiku may only win Ekiti State IF he gets the ticket.

South South, Edo State is also sure for Buhari. No doubt! Results can never be written in Rivers and Delta States anymore as it was the case in 2015 and Buhari would get a reasonable number of votes in these two States. He only needs about 20% of votes each in Akwa Ibom, Cross River and Bayelsa and he could get them.

As for Southeast, 30% is okay from Imo State. With PDP's recent poor performance in the guber polls, I'm sure Buhari could still get 30% of votes from there. Heavyweights from Abia are now in APC and they can give Buhari 25% of the votes there. 10% from Enugu and 20% from Ebonyi would do wonders.

As for Northwest, the triple K's would cause havoc as usual. Kaduna, Kano and Katsina votes would outshine that of the Southeast. Zamfara, Kebbi, Jigawa and Sokoto are always there to deliver.

If you're reasonable enough, you'd know with this analysis up there, there's no way Atiku can get 35% of the votes cast.

Atiku that came distant third during the APC Presidential Primaries??

Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun, I thought you guys featured a thread about this same video about 2yrs ago here on front-page. And the necessary action has been taken by the military. Is there nothing else to feature again?

Here's the link to the said thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/2908729/female-army-cadet-tortures-man

And here's Nigerian Defence Academy's response to the viral video then:

https://www.nairaland.com/2912391/defense-academy-reacts-video-female

Can you guys now take this from the front-page?

ArchangeLucifer:
Nobody gives 2 fvcks about your list

You're just so sentimental and tribalistic. The list has become IPOD Vs Afonja/Hausa//Fulani thingy to you as usual! I don't know how you sleep at night considering the level of hatred that runs in you vein.

ArchangeLucifer:
4 from. SE/SS.
1 from Afonja who looks like a Santa Claus imitation but e still try.

None from the Almajiris.

How can you be handsome when you were force-fed gworo & roasted millet for your 1st 6 months on earth?

Shouldn't be commenting on threads like this though. But I can't just let this your post slide. Sentiments apart, not all the people the OP mentioned deserve to be there.

Below is my list of the most handsome governors in no particular order:

1. Abiola Ajimobi of Oyo State (SW)
2. Emmanuel Udom of Akwa Ibom State (SS)
3. Yahaya Bello of Kogi State (NC)
4. Abdulfattah Ahmed of Kwara State (NC)
5. Ben Ayade of Cross River State (SS)
6. Rotimi Akeredolu of Ondo State (SW)
7. Kashim Shettima of Borno State (NE)
8. Willie Obiano of Anambra State (SE)
9. Bindow Jubrilla of Adamawa State (NE)
10. Abubakar Dani Bello of Niger State (NC)

Seems I'm not being fair to the Northwestern States! But that's all I could think of for now.

omenkaLives:
Oga boss.. You dey do?
Happy new year to you too.

Respect bro.

omenkaLives:
Over one billion? How the hell did you come about that figure?

In politics section, we prefer dealing with facts mr. You had best kept your conjectural glorifications to the romance section.

Happy New Year!!

tesppidd:
You and I know that APC is not losing the presidency anytime soon.

Buhari is not Jonathan.

Mahmoud is not Jega.

With APC having the INEC firmly in its pocket and controlling 24 states and the National Assembly, they ain't losing power anytime soon.

It takes once in a blue moon for an incumbent political party to lose the presidency in africa, and that once in a blue moon was Jonathan in 2015.

Get ready to wail for 24 more years.

Things are bad but PDP is never an option to return to.

Reasonable people know the very basic cause of the problem.

Jonathan's Nigeria was earning approximately 200 million dollars of oil revenue per day.

Buhari's Nigeria is earning approximately 50 million dollars of oil revenue per day.

That's a 75 percent drop.

The worst of APC is better than the best of PDP.

APC must go but give us another political party not PDP.

God bless you.

LionDeLeo:
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This is Nigeria as a whole we are talking about, not just the SE.

You've got no chills this 2018. You've been placing these wailers where they truly belong. Kudos!

Amarabae:
one of the things that gives me joy is that this 1914 colonial experiment is already doomed to fail.
So this kind of news don't move me.

One like on your display picture just disappeared courtesy me for this foolish post.

raumdeuter:
DEVELOPERS them

Lagos is their New York. See Lagos and die. Only people who have been to Lagos can toast babes in some places

As you are travelling home this Xmas try this technique "O baby, my loolo if you marry me, I will take you to Lagos" even Igwe wife go dey follow you

Epic! You're still tormenting these people?

helpfulposts:
Thank you so much

And see this one that couldn't do research for himself thanking him. So sorry!

Emmylyon:
Our liar president made us to believe that he's 75yrs old today when indeed, he's already a grand octogenarian.‎
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Be the judge with this simple arithmetic...‎

Let's play...‎

@M Buhari Obtained his controversial, questionable and still missing WASC in 1953! 

2017-1953= 64yrs ago‎

‎Marking his 75th Birthday today...
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75 - 64 = 11yrs‎
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Invariably,‎
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Our liar president obtained his WASC at the age of 11 in 1953? Wow! What a genius pupil he was in his days hey?!

I still wonder how many kids in those days finished from the high school at the age of 11 except for a genius like Buhari....‎
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Further more‎, because 1957, the year that he joined the army is a constant that can NEVER changed, back or forward dated on any record  it means that our liar president joined the army at the age of 15.
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2017 - 1957 = 60yrs ago‎

Subtracting the year that he joined the army from his age today...
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75 - 60 = 15yrs‎

This means that Mohammadu Buhari was commissioned into the Nigerian Army as a full lieutenant with 2 pips (stars) ‎at the age of 15...
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Another genius and brilliant feat there!

You can fool some people sometimes, but, you can not fool all the people all the time...‎

The question is, do we still need a docile octogenarian to continue to rule this country when a couple of civilised countries have sound, agile and brilliant presidents even in their 40s?‎

Change begins with you!‎‎

See what hatred has done to you? I don't know how you post your unsubstantiated claims here on nairaland without feeling remorseful. For your information, Buhari finished his secondary education in 1961 and enlisted into the Nigerian Army same year. He got commissioned as a second lieutenant in 1963.

May God forgive you for the lies you just posted. People like you are the ones dragging christianity through the mud.

sexiestharam:
Dear donphilopus, because I am a woman doesn't mean I should be in the romance or sexuality section only. There are young women like me who are politically alert and want a change. I only aired my opinion. What u think about politics is your own business but you have no right to tell me what section I should be in on nairaland! You have no moral justification for that! Choose your words wisely. I guess you are one of those myopic minds who believe that a woman's place is only in the kitchen and in the other room. Please wake up to the new millennium. We are not in 1984!

First, I'm not saying you should go to the romance or sexuality section where you rightfully belong because you're a woman; I'm saying that because that's where you'd be celebrated. You seem to know much about romance and sexuality as your username implies. So stop playing the gender card here! There are ladies like Berem, NgeneUkwenu, Lilimax and others that I cannot remember their names now who contribute daily on this section.

If you're politically alert just as you've claimed, you'd know that Saraki or Dino Melaye's defection cannot in any way affect Buhari's chances of winning his reelection come 2019.

sexiestharam:
Lol. PMB would be so shocked in 2019. His defeat would be legendary!

People like you are supposed to be in the romance or sexuality section talking about sex. I don't know what you're doing here. It's your time though; enjoy it. As from mid 2018 when most of the nairaland political heavyweights are back, you'd crawl back to where you belong.

Who in his or her right senses would believe that Saraki and Dino Melaye's defection to PDP would affect Buhari negatively if not a political novice? For your information, Dino Melaye rode on Buhari's popularity to become a senator today. There was no way he would have won Smart Adeyemi if not for Buhari's popularity!

Mynd44:
With Kwankwaso, the NW will be split but Kwankwaso can't pull any weight in the NC.

The problem with 2019 is that Nigeria is (un)fortunately stuck with Buhari

Here's the link: https://www.nairaland.com/4224418/ucl-round-16-draw-champions#63180604

Mynd44:
With Kwankwaso, the NW will be split but Kwankwaso can't pull any weight in the NC.

The problem with 2019 is that Nigeria is (un)fortunately stuck with Buhari

Mynd44, can you please feature the UCL round of 16 draw live update's thread in the homepage?

How far Lalasticlala? Try keep Nairalanders posted. I know mukina2 wouldn't avail herself here. Her team is not among the champions. ��

Ratello:
The Eagle has landed no more shaking. I will Atikulate well come 2019! The nemesis of APShit

Nemesis? You must be kidding I guess! Same Atiku that couldn't defeat Kwankwaso during the APC Presidential primaries? Please give him the party ticket and see how Buhari is declared the winner before 12pm on the election day.

dodelight:
See mumu! No wonder those three states gave buhari the presidency the first three times he contested. #YourMumuDonDo

Do you know anything?