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lwisee:
Silly Putin

That's the guy that's Putin the World in Check. There is need for Balance of Powers if not West would have run the World aground:

Absolute Power corrupts Absolutely.

josh123:
USA is truly the Babylon of our time. All sort of abomination crimes from them

They will hear am. Na time as everything will raptured from within and dem eyes go clear.

stagger:
Sex is meant only for married couples and must be exclusive to them.

As long as you he-goats continue to disobey God's word and keep fooling around with women all over the place, you will continue to reap the fallout of your actions.

Good luck trying to prove consensual sex in court. Even a video showing Mike Tyson getting all cosy with Desire Washington a day before the supposed rape encounter did not save him from prison. Most of you do not learn.

God must be involved on this not just marriage: Some married women are also claiming rape in this age:

LibertyRep:
Hope we will revisit the era when people did not mind their businesses when it comes to training a child.

We can't continue to look the other way while the society rots further

The society trains the children in the olden days when I was kid. Another person mama can beat you all the way from your junction to your Papa House but nowadays you go see even your school teacher and bown face !

The rot no be here:

Kraik:
Thank you so much.

Oh, You are welcome. How are you doing now ?

theamazonguru:
I figured she is so gullible.
Trusts so easily.
I had to distance myself from the said friend.

Make e no even come be set up self.
Set up or not, I can't be found caught up in that messy web.

Am I tempted to try it out?
Yes I am.
Don't I like to get down with her if I have the chance.
No I would not do such.

How can I do such a thing and sin against God.
Heaven always on my mind.

That's good bro but You also need to train Your Wife on how she needs to Protect You from such advances. She is too Opened like that trying to show the woman she ain't a jealousy husband wrapper. I think she is trying not to offend the woman

Jocularly ask her why would she be allowing her friend to barge into You like that doesn't she know the implications abi you a trying to set us up for Konkobelow
Her reaction will show you how she has been feeling about it too then she will Protect You next time.

Becareful with your choice of words and how you weaponise your wife because if pepper happen between the two women Your wife will use your words against the woman (My opposite gender)


Only God can help against temptation via solid Discipline but best is to create Buffer. E no easy sha.

theamazonguru:
Fear that genda called woman.

Na so my neighbor,my wife's very trusted friend go dey cut eye gee me.
She will be using style call me darling.
That one no mean abi
She will be using style press her bwest against me whenever she has the chance.
My wife will tell her am in my room dressing up, yet she will rush in without knocking.

I still didn't count all these until she told me, can your wife allow me borrow you for one day?

Very interesting people.

and Your wife sef dey allow am ... Make e no be like una go serve your wife breakfast laslas.

PointZerom:
Her daughter resembled me.. I ask the mother how?.....I made love with the girl two weeks b4 her trad. Now her first daughter is my photo copy.

Go and claim your prize now

PalmsInTheSky:
My girlfriend asked "When are we getting married?". I responded "Do you really think we should get married now?, We still have some time on our side". I thought that was all until this madam bought me her IV and told me she's getting married in two months time, I just shock but knowing I have nothing to lose, I shook it off and faced my hustle. At the onset of Ramadan, she forwarded related messages to me to forgive her and at least be a friend all of which I denied, I denied even farewell sex after telling her we can never be friends. I don't do slave shit to pussy, you either be with me or buzz off.

Best Man of 2022. Redpill straight no shee.

Obalacam:
You prayed for God to give you a job and He did, now village people want you to shoot your shot against your boss. It's like you are not tired of looking for a job

Aswear. You made me laugh out alot ....

Once your are on speed dial of your village people ...

merits:
Op and the admin that moved this to front page,I leave both of you for God to judge, you just spoiled my fasting for me now.How can I unseen this for God sake?

Use rope fasten your fasting na.

ALFADOS:
You look good ooh

Men and Food. You never Chop self your eye Don sey see fine girl

JoyousFurnitire:
The only source of my or.ga.sm

No doubt: Gbamsolutely! ... I call it PepperSoupgasm

currentflow:
Op
Dis is wickedness faaa
I dey fast oo

Now I don dey salivate

Omo�

Your fast yaff cut

DanseMacabre:
Hmmmm.

This is both alarming and sickening. Of all the positive we could learn from the first world/West, we choose only the harmful practices. We dey form woke, and our morality recedes like Shehu Sani's hairline as time goes on. And it's a vicious circle: children raised without parental care and guidance turn out morally bankrupt, and go on to raise their own kids the same way.

It's inconceivable to think that a fvcking ten-year old already knows truth or dare, and even 'riding'. Yet here we are. Naija 'elite' schools are dumping grounds for degenerate children of degenerate parents, and it's a no-brainer that they pass this behaviour to other kids who might be from saner homes, while their parents are forming woke on Twitter.

I weak wallahi. This woke culture we're imbibing might likely be the death of us all. As chaotic as nature might seem, it has its own rules and order. Humans wanna subvert that order and think they will escape the repercussions. The world's gone crazy...

As far as we are Product of Nature and all our engineering are also products of Nature and we can't create anything outside the universe Materials because we are also universe materials.

Nature always win and we can't escape the repercussion except the anchor of Nature Forgives and clear us off the Bugs.

Chaiii, Dear Lord. What Money can't do are Many.

God shall comfort Cr7 and Families and all fans at large including myself.

BusinessPlan22:
Story

Pray to God to make you a better Person that's what I do so you can also jam better people. God's People

phorget:
Tell them bro!
Don't know why simple solutions isn't always an option to those old men in aso-rock.

More Money. Chopper fuel and logistics cost x10

BusinessPlan22:
Marry the wrong person, u will know is more than a nuclear war between NATO and USSR

You will Marry who You are. We all think we are Good person until You see reflection of yourself in another person. You are who you see in others.

If you can't deal, Walk away.

phorget:
Just negodi!...
What simple technology can solve but this abokis will rather keep misbehaving.

if bandit should shoot down the chopper now and same still crash on the train! What they need is Stealth Armed Drone and aerial surveillance alongside the trains route. Chopper is expensive.

Krss216:
I laugh,so cos em take picture for church come mean say e no dey evil?
Dem dey write am for head,if you like go church from now till next year,you are evil you are evil.

There is no Pure Good anyhwere not even the Pop nor the Chief Imam of Saudi or all the Peace Ambassador.

There is no Pure Evil too even the wicked human being has time for reflection.

Just manage your darkside and widen your White Side: Try as much not to Hurt Anyone but if you do just Apologize and move on.

CaveAdullam:
But my hell is not eternal, as I have even had a taste of heaven before and aim to live and die there.

At least, Caucasians didn't hid themselves from us unlike religious angels and demons. They saturated my village one time, some mistook them for angels while others for demons. One way or the other, their influences contributes to this intensity we're currently experiencing in hell and as well the things we enjoy.

Smile.

Who told You your hell is not eternal. Unless You evolve, Everything is eternal

Caucasian evolved and developed Mental Prowess for Sciences. Caucasian are the most developed among the Earliest Races you know Why War Discipline assisted them in creating Sciences and Technologies(Neo Evolution) but Indisciplines is leading to abuse of the same Potentials.

All we need is for one Skunk to find his way to the Trigger of Nuclear see Mushroom everywhere(God forbid). So, where is the sense

Human just need something to believe to make Earth make Sense. Today, Caucasian and Mongolia are probing Space(Next Evolution) but if we carry Earth politics enter space, Earth is in Trouble. We need God to help stabilize us.

Your village People's brain would have shut down if not for Voodoo and you wouldn't have been born. Voodoo is there Own Sciences and thanks to colonialism, we for dey here. You for be a Dibia now checking people's destiny

Give it to them, they raised you even if you re-evolve. Next generations will also make demons outa you and laugh at You
The Best Evolution is where there is Eternal Peacefulness and Blissfulness but Humanities can never enjoy eternal peace without Sciences and Technologies Powered by God(Peace and Bliss):

CaveAdullam:
As if heaven even exists.

How would you know when you been living in hell .. if not for internet, You for dey for your village and think there is no Caucasian

Singleasfvck:
All these redpillers under here are not helping. Please a girl should reply me

Ordinary talk you no fit talk how you want take manage the Situationship you will find yourself.

Premium tears is loading for you when dem serve you breakfast Finish

Singleasfvck:
I know Nairaland is mostly full of clowns & some people will ridicule my post but please someone should explain to me on how to approach a girl & start a conversation. Tell me how to start, what to talk about, What to do e.t.c

Go and Become a Man then Come Back. The Stress from your Hustles and your accomplishments will teach you.

Dem no dey teach person, Street will teach You.

Bloodofthelambo:
no be lie.
You give up a lot as an adult just to 'man up'

Aswear!
Many don't even know how to metamorphosed into Adulthood by drawing the line that "Playtime is Over"

It will just hit you like hurricane!

Demigod22:
This girl was just entering my eyes and as a go getter I made a move. We started talking and one day after the normal overtures, I looked into her eyes:

Me: I am not a lizard but agama eyes on you.

She: you are funny.

Me: Are you an artist?

She: No, and why do you ask?

Me: cus you are drawing my attention.

She: what do you want?

Me: I know your legs are not my children but I would love to raise them.

She: LoL, you are very naughty.

Me: smiles, I am not a carpenter and you are not a nail but I want to knack you.

She: if you are serious better ask me out properly.

And the rest they said is history.

This is Damn Funny like Sam Loco!

Bloodofthelambo:
OK mine,
After stumbling on harddons post on 'dating drills, I immediately deployed my arsenal,
It was a total failure

Saw this dark girl(not really beautiful sha) in my hostel and a med student.
Me: hello,
Girl:hey
Me: you look like a girl I met in senegal some time ago (have been to some ecowas countries but not senegal )

She: OK!!

I went on to tell her how I would like us to be friends that she reminds me of my Senegalese girl.
The whole conversation was rubbish.
Las Las we no even con dey talk again.

How Senegal take enter my mouth, still dry baffle me.

Share yours abeg

imagine to a Medical Student
Future Medical Doctor and She no even Fine but You fine na ...... She did well for a Classical girl by walking away.

doctore212:
Carry like 10 k enter olosho house. Use 500 naira for 20 babes for short time.

You will forget her sharp sharp

Post nut clarity will set his mind back.

Dirt can't clean dirt to Cleanliness.

mikezuruki:
Hello Guys and Happy Easter.

It's been six days my girlfriend and I broke up, and in those days that I have been alone, it's been hard. I always feel like to call her every day to tell her I am sorry. But it's something that I know if she get away with, she would want to do it again and again.

I have missed her a whole lot. I don't know what to do

Please how do you all get passed this?

P.S: She didn't cheat. Neither did I.

Obsessions Syndrome:
Think about your future and how you can get someone better than her. Map out the Strategies and how to Achieve them. Smile to God and Move da fuq on to Your Hustles.

DeepSight:

Ur left Nyansh !

habsydiamond:
Depression is a great disease that takes time before the effect can be seen on one's body... A depressed person may communicate with people without showing signs. Without talking to people or loved ones it takes the grace of God to snap out of it. Rip to the dead... Depression is real. Speak out when u are depressed cos it helps a lot

The People you wanna speak out to are also Depressed. A depressed soul can't manage a Depressed Soul.

The World as it stand now is like a whole big Hell home. Some Minds are as Deep as Deepest Part of the Ocean while Some are Dead man walking Zombies:

That's why I recommend God to people with Cleansed Mind and Hope. The only way you appreciate Life is God atleast, you will be taught to give thanks and glory at any situation you find yourself and with prayers, be hopeful. Hope is what promotes Life because you focus on tomorrow never yesterday nor today.

Also Technologies has taken away our communal world as everybody has the world in their fingertips. Thus, if you are in Nigeria and someone is in US and both of you are sitting close to each other, the one in US(Mindedly) may never listened to you even when you are complaining about Buhari or Your Local Government Chairman talkless yourself.

Our best friend is no more Each other but our Phone while alot are eating deep in many people's Brain.

Depression is beyond Financial Freedom. The Brain is never wired to manage Continous stress, the big neurons will start devouring the small ones and that's when the small ones will started showing you Monsters and those people in your village you dreaded

You see people with Money and everything committing Suicide. Any slight Cerebral infection to a Depressed Soul even Cerebral Malaria or Thyphoid can trigger the Brain into Killing itself.

Capitalism is meant to exterminate the Weak Ones or Render them Zombies because the world is never getting Cheaper. The more the Hardship, the more the Mind easily lose it.

God is the Bridge to soften the Mind to breaking Her Barriers and Conquer the Hurdles blocking Innate Happiness, Peacefulness and Blissfulness. The Entire Society is Depressed too so who helps who

RIP to Her!