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chioma134:
I penned these down for those struggling with similar situations. Just cut off the relationship. Stop conversation, chatting, or physical contact. Then pray for God to help you overcome those lusty feelings.

You are the Heroine. You have done beautifully well. E no easy to overcome someone who is a Soulmate I.e. Someone that enters deep into your psyche.

Those Condemning You Might not do well in similar situation. Never judge until you are on the same spot.

fantasticone1:
Most African countries were absent

Corruption Self dey Fear.

heniford2:
our forefathers did drink alcohol where healthy sound and leaved longer now your asking us to stop...common

Your Forefathers were Farmers who cultivate land from Morning till Night and burn calories like mad.

Welcome to 21st century, the year of siddon dey press phone with Beer. Na life dey Chop you no be you dey Chop life:

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Flahyuq:
Introduce yourself with something that almost killed you


Hi
I'm Friends

I'm repentant Kush revived by Diezepam on Seizures
Baba God and Doctor, Thanks!

#SayNoToDrugs!

ignis:
He's a God fearing and Truth speaking Cleric. He can't be hijacked.

Trust only God Never-Ever Human not Even Yourself

Nobody is above fvckUps!

pansophist:
Women surprises me sometimes. How they happily marry a man that has other wives gives me a different impression. Before, I used to think they were forced, like they had no choice. But Ned Nwoko proved it wrong, with lots of wealthy men, now this one. Its clear that with money, a man will get away with most things as far as women are concerned.

If the guy in fifty shades of grey was poor, that movie will never be a best seller. Infact he would be cooling off in jail right now. But since he is rich, the movie was celebrated, and even lots of girls fantasised such experiences

Dear women, please change. I use God beg all of una

You don't beg a Nature's elements or change Nature's call: The Reason why we are having Marital and Relationships Errors all over the globe is because we Human thinks we are civilised enough to Subservient Nature ....

When we Men makes women Evolves more than enough testosterone than Oestrogen then we all become Men and let's see how we can control the Rage that comes from there

At Your level of IQ, with Financial Muscles, "John Thomas that's Battle Ready" and Possibly Aristocratic connections(Elitism) :

You can comfortably Wife:

Ngozi Okonjo Iweala,
Obi Ezekwesili,
Wife of Buhari,
Haji Amina Az-Zubar of United Nations respectively without any Issues just Administration, Management and Controls:

The Brain of a Man is wired to Handle alot but women are to be handled when women handles alot that requires Brain Power, it usually erodes Her Womanhood then tend her towards Manhood. Gbishhhhh, An average Man can't put her down anymore: Welcome to Capitalism where every Human is a Man

The Problem is never the Female Generations but Present Generations of Men has Failed the Present Generations of Women by not taking their Manly Duties Serious due to Economic Sabotage but Men must Respond by Upping the Game too:

You begging is also tantamount to Failure because those ladies only responded to Nature's call, they wouldn't Husband him if they don't have something to gain therein after considering the Pros and Cons:

Verdict: Rise Up Man, Don't Beg Woman: Beg God to Develop You Enough Man to Handle Women and Men Join

ignis:
I hope Buhari won't send DSS or EFCC to go after him.

If He continues this DSS will be on the Table:

Hope Politicians won't hijack this Cleric:

E.g. APC sacks Him, PDP recruit him!

ZiniPips:
When I stopped worrying about what other people think about me and stopped overthinking past situations, mistakes etc, It’s truly liberating.

Happy Sunday.

Belief Absolutely in God and Science Specifically!

Nothing is much Evolutionary in Absolute Sense!

chillychill:
Lmao I hope u woke up early today sha make e no b like yesterday

I missed meal at Sahur. One kain issues made me furious and I missed my meal.

But today seems easier than Yesterday

chillychill:
Subuhannalah omo.. I don't even know how to feel ur pain, may Allah accept it from u and me

Oju just dey turnioniown from 5pm but We Meouveee!

Ramadan Kareem:

jackyraw09:
Poundo yam oo. God bless my wife

Amin.

Akosxxx:
Alhamdulillah.
I'm indeed very grateful to Allah.
I was just thinking about my state as at last year Ramadan and state that I'm currently in.
Ramadan Kareem everyone!

Baraka Allahu Fih

chillychill:
Gas ti tan got to d kitchen to prepare hot tea yesterday night I was dissapointed


, electricity is very annoying since yesterday night again (it's going and off with low current ) I just decided not to eat my food yesterday night decided to keep it till sahur. I ate very cold semo and stew but alhamdullilah

Gas also finished and I ran today on 50cl of Water.

Ramadan Mubarak!

pansophist:

In case you still need more dose let me know

Lol ... I'm on Fair Doses to clear my eyes always make e no blur

Mariangeles:
You try.

Your Signature @Profile is the Guide.

Mariangeles:
Hahahahahahahahahaha

Marriage counselor.

Shey I do well Na

Hydronium:
I don't mind o bros

Lol, I no dey charge nor collect money. How I wish the entire world can be full of Blissfulness without Issues but they say that's for Heaven ...

Oya assignment for you as I don help you wellwell:

Focus Your Brain Moderately overtime on how to Satisfy Your Wife and Let your wonderful Brain take you through the world in search for answers:

You can use the above tip for anything:

I for teach you but I no wan too spoil You, You be Man Na ... Oya enter Bush carry Antelope come home Na!

Hydronium:
O boi
These are gems o
So how do you 'delay' until she cums

On this Note, You wanna go Premium with me, You will pay me o !

Hydronium:
Btw, this sex for favour thingy is hardcore. I thought it worked for men only

Women Own Sex not Men.

What Men Own is The Honour She gives You after You gave Her Orgasm. A right man doesn't cum before her woman.

If you don't do your job on the bed very well, give her $1bn and You will still be disrespected ! But No matter the girl or the session, guys cum easily. But women don't Cum easily, it involves alot and mostly Pyschological.

So if you make her cum, Be Rest Assured you are walking your two feet on her Brain and anything you say is Ho-Ha even if you don't have One Kobo, she will raise You till God enrich you even if it is Never ... but the Orgasm must be kept intact!

Hydronium:
Hear! hear!
Thanks so much DonroxyII
You really took your time on this one. And I'm so glad because you made so much sense. Unfortunately, we don't get to hear this again because times have 'seemingly' changed.

HML in advance. You are welcome Sir.

Prettygirl200:
I like that, u are wise!!!

You are welcome Ma!

Hydronium:
Speaking of leading the home as a man, do you insist on what you want? Or you confer together and come to a consensus?

Just take your wife as a Friend And Respect her Womanhood: The Journey will direct itself and no matter the bends, hills and slopes, as far as the Friendship is there both of you will sail through time.

Also Pregnancy, marriage, sex, Period change a woman's mood so be ready to be a Man(Mature Gender) all through.

See everything she does as a means of building a Great Man in You whether You Disagree or Agree with Her. Study her Moods and learn how to speak in her voice (Most People like their own Voice not possibly yours) thus communicate to her in such a way that drives her understanding and both of you will agree more than disagree, Listen to her objection and acknowledge her submissions.

Between me and You(Leave Nairaland):
If you request for a favour and she no gree: Give her Sex to Orgasm and on the bed after she is spent, ask again cooly, she should oblige... I call it: Sex for Favour:

Be Her Son: Thus she should be free to send you on Errand and You should be free to request for Breast Milk or Fried Meat: Like "Say it to Her Ears, Mummy, Can I get to Suck Breast before you leave for Office this Morning.." Make Her feel the Motherhood and You Children will never Disrespect Her because they will take the Cue from You and You already ingrained Motherhood in Her: Do House Chores Bro. Yeah, If she cooks, You sweep. If she is washing the toilets, Do Laundry!

Dad: You should have that father figure and charisma to send her on errands and Commands that Honour of being Obliged without Force. Play time is Over Here and This is where You exudes Your Manliness.

Elder Brother: She should be able to approach you for any Brotherly advice and cat fights: Beef.. Just be the Big Elder Brother:

Friend: Most Women like Tatafo and Be Ready to be Her Chat Mate trust me, She will drop that phone and face You. The next House that will be Bombed in Ukraine Na her mouth you go hear am also Those Pillow plays and Hide and Seek

Husband: Let Her name you "My Husband" by Herself and that comes with all the Favour and Flavour of Womanhood Almighty God endowed her with: This is where Your Reward for all Your efforts lies

Lastly: Be Committed and Dedicated to Make your Home Work and Never-Ever joke with God If you are a Believer, nothing helps against Gravity(Fluctuations) than God and makes everything easier.

Hint:
If you wants your way and she blocks it without concrete reason:
Organise sex for favour and after the pre-intimacy or after the act: Re-Submit your tender and Approval should be granted before her orgasmic brain closes ... Once it closes that session is closed. You wait for next Session .....

Happy Marriage is not a huge Work but a Commitment and Dedication just like Playing FifA or PES: It's just a Game that comes with it's Up and Down but in the Long-run it's all about "Fun" !!

22 is still Immature: Stay Back and be trained. They are making you to become a Man. As You are thinking on how to get ahead of them that's how you evolve to become a Man.

harsysky:
What's the way forward, good parents? How do we strategize to train these kids?

You just have to adapt. Once time changes, Sane people must adapt to the changes and create new ways to beat the menace of time. Only those ones that befriends their Children win this Technological and Woke War.

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czarr:
Do you stroll often...?

I hardly do Evening but Every Morning 630am till 710am: That Morning Breeze refreshes every Cells in the Body.

LastProphet:
Hahahaha, just fear God. Anytime you have power over another person don't use it, ignore or walk away unless you are attacked

Dem no go understand until everywhere Chechereche!

kelmicheal:
There is no girl that is hard to get all depends upon your approach infact i have dated a babe in my area that many guys are chasing up and down for months some are even afraid to go closed to her not to receive insults.

When guys see me flowing with this girl they marvelled and hail me on the street.

Gbam: E get Formula to Unlock that big Padlock. Na only guys wey get the keys go enter.

There is no-one that's Hard, You might not just be Her Taste that Moment or for ever.

Verysmart101:
U can leave nairaland if u think we are not serious and go to another very serious blog.Stop reminding us of unseriousness

People are just too Hard on Life not as if Life is too hard for them. Social forum to play dem go still carry overseriousness come ...