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Haryoife:
You made a meaningful point here brother man
But I’ll ask you will you allow me to come with my later to your place of work saying we have a special prayer to make while you excuse us

Don't stress me please
That's the Question the Op asked and I posted my Opinion.

Allow you to Pray in my place of work. Are we working together If yes, Why not

The reason there are problems in the entire Strata of the globe is because of the Absence of God in our endeavors.

Bring in as much God as Possible but Decorum please. Any fanatism, Obsessions or HyperGod, I'm gonna send you away

DeepSight:
Freedom of religion on the job right? Freedom to pursue your religion even if it clashes with your employer's requirements for the job right? Next thing you will be saying any employer who doesnt create breaks to fit with the five prayer times is breaching your right to your religion right?

Your wahala is too much and stop giving yourself problems:

The employer(Op) Stated He doesn't have problem with her religion nor practicing her religion.

He has problem with conducting her religion duties inside the Shop

This is a Peculiar issue and not a Corporate Governance Matter

Sarsaproko:
Better fire her asś..

What's up with Africans and all these foreign religions...
On top all the religions, the country still jagajaga..

Nonsense and ingredients!

There is no foreign Religion. Whatsoever that will promote Peacefulness and Blissfulness coexistence among Humanities is not Foreign.

dboY1123:
I have been on/off from my work(shop) for 2weeks now, I have this new worker who is a Muslim and I am a Christian, of course, I am not against her religion or anything, I still grant her the permission to attend mosque every Friday afternoon and I always try to be at shop by 2pm, or get someone to replace her..

Today I came to shop and the first thing I noticed was that she allowed one Alfa that I know very well, into the shop(she knows it is not allowed), my mind told me they were both reciting the Quran before I came in.

Secondly, she told me that she needs to pray (in the shop) that I should excuse her while I had to leave there and go outside..This has never been happening for 3 months she's been here..

Even myself being a Christian, I pray before coming to shop/work.

I wanted to tell her to stop praying in the shop because it is not a praying ground or mosque, should I go ahead?

I am not against her religion whatsoever, even she reads the Quran quietly in the shop and there's no issue about that.

Freedom of Religion is Sancrosanct but it's Your shop. She is an employee thus You have every right to decide rules of engagement. If there is mosque around, she can go and pray there all you need to do is give her the liberty and agreed timeframe to come back. If there is no mosque give her the chance to look for a secluded place to perform her obligations towards her God, Almighty Allah(Swt, Azw).

If inside your shop is the only place, kindly allow her to serve her God and it's more beneficial to you too than a toxic employee and don't sack her in this hardtime except there is no compromise or a Fanatism is sensed.

Anyway, the only bad thing you could do is to stop her from observing Salaat that infringement on her rights to freedom of religion, she can sue You

I'm a Muslim anyway.

pansophist:
I no mad like that o. People wey know me personally go tell you say I be the realest, purposeful, genuine, and principled guy you'll ever meet. I don't live life recklessly, and have developed a code of conduct I relate the world with, making it impossible for me to be anyone's peasants, amongst other things.

People that will calls me a mad person are probably those than want to take advantage of me, but can't, and that pains them alot. Manipulative people usually have the mindset that no one is immune to all their tricks, or for woman that thinks having a vagina suddenly makes all men under their control.

Iyaebe that calls me difficult na woman wey don try fruitlessly to break into my defense via her baseless arguments which I debunk with facts, and instead of accept that her opinion was wrong, she double down and call you difficult. If they can't beat you, then they yab you

A friend to all, is a friend to none. If everyone sees me as nice, then I'm doing something wrong. I have no problem been hated, what I'll never accept is to be anyone's b!tch. What I write here is for a tiny minority, I do not want to cater to the majority, leave that to porn stars.

Like Arthur Schopenhauer once said, "he who writes for fools is always sure of a larger audience".

Personally, I've Iost faith in the reasoning skills and personal development of Nigerians generally speaking, so it's expected that nairaland will be filled with people that navigate the world from an emotional perspective, instead of one with reasoning.

When a country is not developed (like Nigeria), it is not reflected only via its economy, but via the minds and reasoning of its citizens. Its citizens that develops a country, not the other way round.

Cc. Caveadullam

This is a Letter to Queen Elizabeth. You are Mad jhoor, You wrote me letter like this and you tell me you no Mad

If you and Iyaebe(Of Blessed Memories off Nairaland) should Collaborations together, Do you think she can handle a Personality like you? You will just kill Her with HBP when you keep blowing mundane Philosophies and Principles beyond Her Mental Strengths:

Joke Apart, You and CaveAdullam need to De-escalate Your Hyper-Reasoning. Life/Relationships ain't supposed to be War nor Battle. Reasonable is the Way to approach all Life Endeavours. You need to understand the Sciences and Beauties behind a specie and you are good because you won't be surprised. Who complains fish lives in Water ... Where You wan Mae ihm be before

Relationships has been turned to War by CaveAdullam paying attention to the Least done by a Woman.

I'm a Redpiller Myself = Reasonable Realist. The key is the "Realist" for me even to Myself I'm Realist because Once I get fvcked, I Chop My "L" in Peace/Pain on My Own and learn my lessons meanwhile I help others no matter what once the reason is genuine or you just want to be blessed.

I see woman for who they are as a Specie and I don't mind being Hustled because Women/Girls are meant to Hustle Men like Water Splashing on a Rock. The rock is expected to be Unflinch but if a Piece of Rock should Splash on Water, You know what's up

A full fledged Man is a War/Battle Machine(Testoterone) and that's the Essence of Testoterone thus Your emotions must always be put to Check especially when Your Interests are going Haywire but not to the extent of Paying attention to the Least done by Your Woman ... That's not a Man but a Manure.

A woman is a Caregiver(Oestrogen) to a Man who is a Conqueror(A Man that's Defeat Gravities).

Oestrogen is a Coolant to Testoterone while Testoterone is a rage to the Oestrogen: Both meeting at Optimalty should lead to Enjoyment except one or both is contaminated.

Once You know the features to expect you should be good whatever happens and Never to be surprised.

If Situations and Conditions goes out of the Way after Your Decorum, Go Diplomatic! If Diplomacy fails, Go to Cold-War and If it all Fails then Roll out Your Fangs and War/Chest, Your Battle Savvy is about to be Tested and Street should have teach you the ropes.

Mexyz:
This made me remembered a wedding reception in my Church 2yrs ago, sat beside this very pretty and elegant dressed young lady.
I already made up my mind to woo her and see if something serious can start between us, suddenly she brought out her phone and started chatting on WhatsApp. Don't even know what made me took interest in her chats, this lady was telling a guy on the WhatsApp how she enjoyed him fucking the hell out of her before leaving his place and at the same time telling the guy to please wait for her in his house, that she will soon be done here and she wants the guy to give her head and give her goodbye Bleep before she leaves Lagos the next day .... I mean this lady was practically sex chatting beside me and didn't even care that I was staring because I know she saw me staring.

Shook my head and focused on what was going on at the reception.

This is Breakfast Lunch and Dinner with a Desserts. Ochuko, U no go dey ur dey

Dorwadora:
The thread was for we ladies to have fun and talk. Even though I know deep down in my heart that some men will interfere, I never expected it to turn to this whole thing ..... I'm so sad

Nairaland makes You Sad

Wonderful ! You sef like Drama!

Graphicer:
I was once tasked with replacing a neighbours bedroom carpet. I had to dismantle her bedroom furniture to clear the room. Upon dismantling her bed, 4 'toys' fell onto the floor. Now, if she hadn't witnessed this, I would have discretely popped them back and not said a word. But she was standing right there. I looked up and she was bright red with her hands over her eyes, trying to disappear on the spot. So I said, "Well, they can't lay a carpet can they!) It broke the embarrassment enough for her to laugh, pick them up and take them away. We had a strange relationship after that.


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Badguy77:
What do men really want?

So You believe Rihanna can't be cheated upon .... To be the Closure Man/Woman requires Grace!

Even We all Cheat on God with the Devil despite knowing God is our Creator and the Only Good in our Life !

LifestyleTonite:
The reason why she wants you back is not mainly because she never stopped loving you. It's because you proved to be different from other guys who validate her and worship her. You never validated her, which was why you left her easily. It still pains her to date, meaning she craves your validation.

Once you get back together, be careful not to fall in love wholeheartedly. Once you do that, you will see a whole new person in her. She will start to treat you like crap because she has finally conquered you. You have given her the validation she never got in the first half of your relationship. She'll most likely dump you immediately and chase after the next guy who doesn't pedestalise her.

The below video shows what guys did that immediately turned them into simps.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpz7QIcDcok

Some of Una go just talk like say Relationship is a War Zone:

Just be yourself, There is no ABC to Relationship, if you ain't needed anymore... Walk away.

If you want her, take her back. If you don't want her, tell her No.

But if you are the kinda that allow other people to use your Mindset play ludo ... You will wise soonest.

Na this kinda una preparations dey make couples kill one another: Dating come be Russia vs NATO over Ukraine!

Medianna:
Spending time alone
I can't trade that for anything

If you have a well versed husband with expertise in your world of solitary moments. You will never spend one minute alone because that's exhausting. You will discuss even the tiniest little with him as it pops into your head.

Solofresh2:
There is something bothering me about my kind hearted and soft behavior and I am not happy with it.

Some people have taken of me for this and I noticed that people don't deserve my soft love for humanity but would rather take advantage of it.

Please how can I help it

Redpill(Be a Realist) not a Wicked Man.
Sigma-Male Maturity(Don't try to be the most helper nor the least helper only give what you can afford out of your means) e.g. 10% of N1,000

Reasonably Emotionless = When you pity people too much, they will drop their pot of Life problems on You. Everyhuman must Carry their loads and your Job is to offer advice only when asked.

Do everything for God to the best of your capability and when you don't have or need your resources for yourself, Say you don't have and walk away ......


Don't be an Hitler nor a Zelensky:

Be a Better Putin I.e. Let Them all Know You are Crazy and Ready to Nuke at Slightest intense Provocation except una all Reason am Together

Grare:
Hello.....Great NLanders.

I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....

So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW

(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.

(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.

(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.

(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.

(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them

(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.

(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.

[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you?
I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!!
And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.

(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.

(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.

(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.

(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.

(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.

(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.

(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.

(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.

(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.

(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.

(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.

(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!


Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?

I am basically one of 'The Observers'


Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously

Mine is not there jhor everything you listed is all about the madness on Nairaland but what about the few Sane and jovial ones

Iyaebe:
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You kuku try!

Iyaebe:
lol I don’t divulge anything personal here, please bear with me on that

... State would be Better: I ain't worried but You can't handle anyman o-o, You only think you can:

From poco being a complete package:
You wisest and serpent

You be snake ?

Iyaebe:
Most of these things starts from proper orientation, I was properly schooled about men at a very young age and despite my age I can handle any man and his games irrespective of his age and experience . Forget stories, I don’t get easily carried away, I may act like but I remain still

You can Handle any Man. "ANY MAN":

You talk wide oooo .... Where are you staying sef ?

Iyaebe:
Till I meet that OG then I’ll be so wowed as to what charms he’s got to make me beg him for sex. You ehn

We all define life from our experiences but don't be Conclusive because Your experiences is only limited to your environment .....

May God Help most women out there for real. Many has Never-Ever been wowed since their Womanhood and Many wouldn't be wowed till thy kingdom come making them to conclude all Men are Scum

Iyaebe:
lol, you are still wrong,do you know anything about making vows? I guess no, I've met the so-called OG's and I know when to run away if the pressure begins to affect me in a way that'll make me disobey my vows.How many of the OG's are ready to stick with any lady under a vow,they'll definitely get tired and begin to misbehave when they can't go beyond just handshake. I've met prince charmings but I'm in charge of my emotions and I don't let it control me

This our Play-Play Funny o-o
You are still dancing around my last comment: You are yet to meet the Prince Charming Dem no dey ask nor Pressure for Sex na you go give them

Trust Me OG or Prince Charming wouldn't ask you for sex nor pressure you to do what you ain't ready nor want to do.

Real Gees get given without asking, Na u go ask for the sex yourself when d thing hit you or declare Readiness for Marriage with Immediate Alacrity.

Pressure, Boys do that not Men! Mind you age ain't a factor!

As for Your Emotions, You ain't in Charge of anything na cuz e never hit you, If you put too much pressure on your emotions it will affects your Heart .... Attimes, You just have to let it all out.

You still beating Chest, no go siddon jeje dey bless God

Iyaebe:
OG’s have come and gone but I still remain

That's your own Definition of OG.

Any Woman who hasn't meet a Man that takes her Breath away hasn't meet Her Man.

So You are yet to meet OG, the Prince Charming that makes you to forget Your Name, Iyaebe !

You can see how I'm sieving all your comments. That should give you a clue on the many loops ... That's how you get owned by the OG because you will always wanna clear his doubt

Oya Hit Me in Broda Shaggy's Voice

Iyaebe:
Do you think I talk much outside here? lol, easiest you say? Well, wrong assumptions, People have gone extra miles, some from this forum but I still full ground remain lol

lol except say you be Priestess na Dat one go Fit cut Mind. Anyway, guys pass guys. As you talk am for Panso na so E go surprised you too.

If you meet an Og, You go sleep yakata

Iyaebe:
Well, I used it for emphasis. Na so e easy to climb lol Oga I can beat my chest oooo if e reach that one, I’ve mastered the act of resisting temptation . As for your friend there’s always that woman that can make the hardest man soften, I guess his woman should be in that position. Poco is a full package, you won’t be needing another woman for anything

You speak like a woman . Nobody is a full package, we all have Loopholes and that's the point a wise person explore just get hold of your Heart and He determines how much Blood that muscles pumps to your brain. That's Control right there, Nah, You won't see it coming as a Receiver Trust blinds it all!

As you are now, I already spotted many loops in you even without seeing you. ..

Girls that beat chest are the easiest but you see that one wey no dey talk, dem Loopholes are always difficult due to trial and error and she will just be looking at you dey SMH

Iyaebe:
Tokumbo ke? Lol. I’m like the wisest serpent when it comes to dealing with the opposite gender and before you see me warm up to someone here I might have gone through almost all his comments on nairaland, do you know your friend Mr P has a six years relationship? So cut me some slack about him.I just play around and find trouble once in a while. You said poco has no problems with polygamy, you think that lady will condone such from any man? No woman ever existed wants polygamy, the ones in it are just enduring it

Wisest and Serpent in the same sentence. No wise person will say that actually trust me. Except You no be woman and dem never toast climb you before, You go still Chop correct formatting and before you realise big boy is already on 140km/hr on your express .... Don't Beat Chest please, No one is Wise afterall. Human are all weak if no be God!

Panso no go Fit manage a woman, He will kill that woman of Heart attack and if he marries his kind, they will get tired of each other from Counter-Brain!

As for Poco, He get milage a girl will follow you reach and if the ride is sweet and much, she wouldn't mind to share .....

An 18seater box with one passenger or a Private Jet(Boeing) tell me say you Self no go wan help lift fellow sisters ... only you go bore you now.... as Far as your comfort wouldn't be jeopardised, You will need more hands, Share dey sweet trust me except say the candies na shikpini! ... Everyone na friends

But if say na Okada or Marwa you carry, I wouldn't blame you if you no wan share

dollynnn:
"Na wa o"
Daughter don dey do pass her mother

21st century. God abeg no let me lose ma piking!

Iyaebe:
You are not correct jor, I play with a lot of people here, I can’t crush on whom I’ve never seen , I just like some certain people here for one reason or the other and that’s all.

Shakara no dey Finish for ur domot why u come dey roll eyes. Anyway oya answer the Op na who be the Tokunbo.

Iyaebe:
lol Go and break your fast first,

Atleast tell me I correct about Panso as your crush na and give me my prize

Ebunoluwa2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zusnc_hK5Y

FCT, Abuja - The declaration video of Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, SAN, for the 2023 presidency has set a new internet record having fetched a total of 345,000 views and over 3 million impressions in less than six hours. An expert, Oluwafemi Popoola said the viral online video which was posted around 7:00 a.m. has garnered mouth-watering social media numbers, breaking the Nigerian social media record.

With 345,000 views, 27,000 likes, 18,000 retweets, and over 3 million impressions in just 6 hours, he said the declaration video became the most engaged political post in the Nigerian Internet landscape.

Before the declaration, Nigerians had waited endlessly to know the next step of the vice president after repeated calls were made for him to throw his hat into the ring as the country prepares for a new election year.

In the said video currently trending online, the vice president reeled out his achievement and stated why he is the right person to succeed President Muhammadu Buhari.

https://www.legit.ng/politics/1465291-2023-osinbajos-presidential-declaration-video-sets-nigerian-internet-record-expert/

I'm surely getting my PVC and voting Yemi Osinbajo if he wins the Primary Elections. If the Cabals do not shake it internally, Yemi is the answer to Nigerian Problems by the Grace of God. He may not achieves 100% but He is a Decisive Personality, Fearless and Astute Leader.

Iyaebe:
What if you are wrong? don’t be too sure about your guess, so poco dy your eye, make I tell her for you?

LOL, I know Your Womb always twitches for Panso but that dude craze dey cut your mind

As for Poco, I'm a good Match, all she needs is a dude to quench that Brain Rage, What do I do I think she also have no issue with Polygamy cuz I be Muslim

Iyaebe:
The only one I was craving silently to meet is abroad based but I'm over him lately, who can ever guess the person right?

Panso Noni. Why wouldn't you get over him. His madness pass Ya Own and that scares You.



My own na Poco, The face and Frame behind that Craze and Brain stirs My curiosity.

otobasin2323:
he has failed me bro, so many times.. I have gone back to my root ,
The ways of my ancestors Bleep your foreign Gods .. nonsense

The ways of you Ancestors will bleeped You so Bad!

Get one Payback in 100s

ambient:
Yes,I am a selfish worshipper and I hate that I am like that,
Once I get what I want the prayers reduce,I am always worried about this behavior that is why I joined some prayer group to keep the faith burning.

Is that not who we all are I'm trying not to be this anymore: when you needed a Breakthrough when stucked, you pray to God! After You Breakthrough, You even started looking at it like na only you do am until you enter logjam again.

I Pray I stopped being an Hypocrite and Pray to God In Juice and in Sour at all Conditions even when I'm Messing Up.

CoronaVirusPro:
Nigeria is a valid proof that God does not exist.

Millions of churches and mosque, but country be retrogressive

If prayers works, US and UK should be far behind us.

US and UK also have their fair share of Debacles. They don't have society that's morally inclined and the scorches will soon Roast by the number of Brain Drain Zombies on the Lose. There is no Marriage nor Home anymore thus no Evolutionary Childraisen. They are using immigrants to supplement their economy because their kids just want to catch fun and cruise.

Anyway, God without science is Devolutionary Stupidities.

Science without God leads to Devolution after initial evolution Powered by Discipline.

God and Sciences = Continuous Evolution for Humanities:

We Human can't navigate Earth on our own. At the time You have it large, Earth will fvck with you from your Overjoyous state and You will back to Square One:

Or Stay in Square One for Ever like the case of Africa.


God is the only means to navigate Earth with least Consequences and Sciences is the only means to unlock God as every other means is not reasonable.

African Traditional Worships raises Beast not Human and African belief system is the bane of Africans. A believer of Voodoo must remain a Zombie forever.