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caesymore:
Na them go still carry your matter go FP.

Honestly, I no mind.
Better to live after sex than die while having sex. Or what do you think Boss?

Teeklef:
Werey😂😂😂😂😂

You can't shame the shameless ooo

100smile:
LOL. How you cum take enjoy am

Chief, sex is not in the quantity or duration but in it's quality and refresheness.

Once you don dey alright, relish the aftertaste

AImiron:
pain me how, I no even read the trash you posted… mokan gbe iya e shepe ni 😂😂

Na you post trash na and within you sef you know say na dust you dey yarn because na sawdust full your empty skull.

AImiron:
your papa no get sense, ogun kee you

Lol, the thing pain you ba?
Once again, ode you no truly get sense

Wahala for who dey impress girls on bed.

Two seconds I don cum. I no dey shame

AImiron:
Ogun kee your papa

And you too boss.

Na mouth you dey use play ball.

AImiron:
Cristiano Ronaldo is the perfect example of "What Jealousy Does To A Person"

This man never had a peaceful life because of his unreal jealousy towards Messi. He was always too obsessed with Messi. In past he used to mention MESSI in his interviews. Now he is not relevant anymore so he started commenting on posts related Messi.

2021 : Factos 👀👍
2023 : 😂😂😂😂

They say "Messi destroyed his mental health", nah bro it's not Messi, it's his jealousy which destroyed his peace.

Y’all see why I despise this godforsaken retaaaaaard, I mean who does that, he’s so insecure and jealous that he can’t even hide it anymore. I knew he was in severe pain since Leo won World Cup, na the pain go kill am.

He is a lil biiitch, cos this na bitchy attitude, and na this bassstard and miserable fellow some ppl dey look up to as role model. If any of you act like this in real life, one thing is certain you’ll never go far in life.

Leo doesn’t care about this serial rapist, cry baby, unfortunate soul. Messi always act with respect yet he Dey always misyarn, he should thank his stars that Leo is reserved, if not e no reach. Just like fav and fanbase. Toxicity run in una blood, and the ones on Nairaland here, I’m sure most of y’all are having a shitty life your fav.

He’s so rich, jumping into whenever he scores against imbeciles yet he’s unhappy cos he can never be Leo

Penado has been forgotten, nobody care about him anymore, as a whiny biiitch that he is, he Dey look for attention. Y’all will cry blood.

Penadogs y’all free to cry in my mention as usual.

Ode, you no get sense.

The distance between Ronaldo and you is so far apart that I'm sure your entire generations (past, present and future) can never bridge the gap. You're not qualified to comment or speculate on the actions and intentions of C. Ronaldo.

If you want to talk, show us your qualifications first and we'll listen to you.

This Op just dey dream.

Abegi, wake up to reality.

Best student in class and your English is so bad? Tell me more

Normal thing.
Girls dey cheat steady and codedly.
Me no mind so far I get many options.
If dem bill me, I dey whine dem and shi shi I no dey give them (except I just want to be generous) which is on rare occasions.
Many barnies dey tell me how Mumu guys can be and how dem dey bill guys without giving them sex (I just dey laugh within me).

I don bang plenty girls dem no dey move me again. The easiest to get are those ones forming celebate and SU (If you Sabi the way).

This is a sign and symptom of heartbreak.
Dem don break Op's heart 😂

Women and monkey branching.
If you don't have time for your wife, someone will "hit" her.
If you have too much time for your wife, she'll treat you with contempt.
If you don't meet her expectations, she'll start thinking of outgrowing you.

Marriage is always disadvantaged to the Man, na why many guys dey boycott am

Multilinks.... I loved this phone.
I enjoyed all the games here

This guy, you dey look for trouble so.

You have the knowledge that she's a minor yet you went on to have sex with her. If this girl decides to set you up, you'll be in very deep shit. Forget the fact that she's a baddie and exposed, just like Delilah showed Samson shege while he's thinking that na love, Oga no loose guard, aside from the sexual satisfaction which is temporary there's no other benefit hence it's a liability and disadvantage in the long run.

Anyways, it's always sweet to break laws and rules until the long arm of law catches up with you and you'll begin to beg for mercy.

FalseProphet1:
Being in love is like giving someone a loaded gun that's pointed to your heart & having faith they won't pull the trigger.

You're right, being in love is akin to giving the other person your soul trusting them not to destroy it. It leaves you vulnerable

CrownWale93:
He's just 19yrs old that will be 20yrs in next three months January.
All plans laid ahead for him was just wasted, Gentle boy to the core, respectful and never for one day look we; his brothers in the eye anytime we are trying to correct him from his mistakes sometimes.

But he was killed by some bastard okada riders and the government also failed us. Something like that happened in broad day light and no much report from the security agencies for proper public awareness.

We never even know he had an accident untill the next day Sunday morning, of which the accident happened on Saturday 2pm.

We've been trying his line since 3pm when we couldn't see him as we expected that afternoon, his phone rang till 9pm after we couldn't reach his line again, switched off.
Went to police stations along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway ( mowe, Ibafo & warewa) if there's any possible arrest that afternoon that we are looking for our brother but ask us to come back after 24hrs for missing person report.

Myself and my other brothers set out very early the following day (Sunday) to make enquiry at Road safety office (MFM Prayer city, Magboro) if there's any possible accident report on Saturday but we were directed to mowe road safety office which we found the Sienna my lil brother drove that very day, them we realized he was involved in an accident 😢 and the Julius berger truck he rammed into was not in their office.

I'm typing this with an heavy and broken heart.

May the killers of my brother see Almighty God wrath soon🙏

Damn! So sorry Bro, I can feel your pains.

It's painful loosing a loved one, so sorry about the loss of your brother.

One problem about media is that they won't give the full information, I knew the story had some loopholes. May the soul of your brother rest in peace and may God almighty (if you believe in him) grant you and your family the fortitude to bare this irreparable loss.

Once again, accept my condolences Gee.

If he's married, his wife and children would be expecting Daddy to come back. Sigh 😔

Samantha124:
Well, it's truth... I'm sure she's not sexually satisfied wherever she is right now but she's afraid to tell you the truth... An average penis should be 8 inches, not that Asian average sized toothpick.

It's obvious she's naturally big, while you're naturally small because a vagina is elastic and it cannot be loosened by having many body counts.

So either you go for penis enlargement, or you set her free to be handled by someone who's the same size as her.

You're a clown 🤡

Perhaps 20-22 hours.

My data is always on 24/7.

I can do without my phone though if I'm extremely busy, but once I'm free....

Sheistoopretty:
Shvt ur trap boy..... Wat do u know?

Are u sisters at home neater Dan de hookup girls??

Hookupper spotted here.

Rubbish.
What's taught in primary and secondary school?
Even in the university?
Obselete things that are not relevant in the real life world.
I'll rather teach my children and kids financial literacy and not these yeye yeye courses that don't have real life meaning and application.

AFvckingAlpha:
Platoo fall your hand keh, see this one.

You and Platoo Abi wetin una dey call am, una mind no go touch ground.

Nah, I'm not associated with him in anyway.
Never met him in person but I know him from afar due to my study in unilorin.

Omo, why Platoo go fall my hand like this?
I no believe say you go fit do this kind thing. No le le, hand go touch you soon

This is highly ridiculous and lubricious

This should teach you that your "chats" are not end to end encrypted as it seems because it can be decrypted.

If you like turn on disappearing messages, it can still be recovered and recorded.

Just be careful in your dealings with life especially if your hands no pure

Nothing special about the title

Nothing concern government officials and parastatals with all these economic meltdown because majority of them steal or earn in dollars. They can never feel the heat of an ordinary Nigeria. The truth is things will continue to steep and get worse and the funny thing is that Solution is very far, very far. Before things will get better, it will take a long long time. The whole system is a mess.