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This is a sign and symptom of heartbreak.
Dem don break Op's heart 😂

Women and monkey branching.
If you don't have time for your wife, someone will "hit" her.
If you have too much time for your wife, she'll treat you with contempt.
If you don't meet her expectations, she'll start thinking of outgrowing you.

Marriage is always disadvantaged to the Man, na why many guys dey boycott am

Multilinks.... I loved this phone.
I enjoyed all the games here

This guy, you dey look for trouble so.

You have the knowledge that she's a minor yet you went on to have sex with her. If this girl decides to set you up, you'll be in very deep shit. Forget the fact that she's a baddie and exposed, just like Delilah showed Samson shege while he's thinking that na love, Oga no loose guard, aside from the sexual satisfaction which is temporary there's no other benefit hence it's a liability and disadvantage in the long run.

Anyways, it's always sweet to break laws and rules until the long arm of law catches up with you and you'll begin to beg for mercy.

FalseProphet1:
Being in love is like giving someone a loaded gun that's pointed to your heart & having faith they won't pull the trigger.

You're right, being in love is akin to giving the other person your soul trusting them not to destroy it. It leaves you vulnerable

CrownWale93:
He's just 19yrs old that will be 20yrs in next three months January.
All plans laid ahead for him was just wasted, Gentle boy to the core, respectful and never for one day look we; his brothers in the eye anytime we are trying to correct him from his mistakes sometimes.

But he was killed by some bastard okada riders and the government also failed us. Something like that happened in broad day light and no much report from the security agencies for proper public awareness.

We never even know he had an accident untill the next day Sunday morning, of which the accident happened on Saturday 2pm.

We've been trying his line since 3pm when we couldn't see him as we expected that afternoon, his phone rang till 9pm after we couldn't reach his line again, switched off.
Went to police stations along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway ( mowe, Ibafo & warewa) if there's any possible arrest that afternoon that we are looking for our brother but ask us to come back after 24hrs for missing person report.

Myself and my other brothers set out very early the following day (Sunday) to make enquiry at Road safety office (MFM Prayer city, Magboro) if there's any possible accident report on Saturday but we were directed to mowe road safety office which we found the Sienna my lil brother drove that very day, them we realized he was involved in an accident 😢 and the Julius berger truck he rammed into was not in their office.

I'm typing this with an heavy and broken heart.

May the killers of my brother see Almighty God wrath soon🙏

Damn! So sorry Bro, I can feel your pains.

It's painful loosing a loved one, so sorry about the loss of your brother.

One problem about media is that they won't give the full information, I knew the story had some loopholes. May the soul of your brother rest in peace and may God almighty (if you believe in him) grant you and your family the fortitude to bare this irreparable loss.

Once again, accept my condolences Gee.

If he's married, his wife and children would be expecting Daddy to come back. Sigh 😔

Samantha124:
Well, it's truth... I'm sure she's not sexually satisfied wherever she is right now but she's afraid to tell you the truth... An average penis should be 8 inches, not that Asian average sized toothpick.

It's obvious she's naturally big, while you're naturally small because a vagina is elastic and it cannot be loosened by having many body counts.

So either you go for penis enlargement, or you set her free to be handled by someone who's the same size as her.

You're a clown 🤡

Perhaps 20-22 hours.

My data is always on 24/7.

I can do without my phone though if I'm extremely busy, but once I'm free....

Sheistoopretty:
Shvt ur trap boy..... Wat do u know?

Are u sisters at home neater Dan de hookup girls??

Hookupper spotted here.

Rubbish.
What's taught in primary and secondary school?
Even in the university?
Obselete things that are not relevant in the real life world.
I'll rather teach my children and kids financial literacy and not these yeye yeye courses that don't have real life meaning and application.

AFvckingAlpha:
Platoo fall your hand keh, see this one.

You and Platoo Abi wetin una dey call am, una mind no go touch ground.

Nah, I'm not associated with him in anyway.
Never met him in person but I know him from afar due to my study in unilorin.

Omo, why Platoo go fall my hand like this?
I no believe say you go fit do this kind thing. No le le, hand go touch you soon

This is highly ridiculous and lubricious

This should teach you that your "chats" are not end to end encrypted as it seems because it can be decrypted.

If you like turn on disappearing messages, it can still be recovered and recorded.

Just be careful in your dealings with life especially if your hands no pure

Nothing special about the title

Nothing concern government officials and parastatals with all these economic meltdown because majority of them steal or earn in dollars. They can never feel the heat of an ordinary Nigeria. The truth is things will continue to steep and get worse and the funny thing is that Solution is very far, very far. Before things will get better, it will take a long long time. The whole system is a mess.

Felimax:
Your headache!
She stole what belongs to her. Hellooo!

If it belongs to you, you wouldn't steal it in the first place.

It's obvious that you're a yahoo boy, your nemesis is gonna catch up with you soon. 'retarded Elon musk boy'

Perhaps he meant transfer of aggression

Felimax:
If I hear!
Strong woman!
The kind of woman you should call a wife.

A wife that steals?
Obviously you yourself are not far from stealing.

I hope the girl you're stressing yourself over to get something for has gotten something for you during your previous birthdays Abi na today a king is born she dey post for you.

What you need is to double up your hustle to avoid being broke

You and Victor Osimen are saying the same thing.

Relationship is transactional, meaning that both parties must bring something to the table, if the woman brings nothing to the table, then relationship shouldn't exist.

Zanzibar1:
I have Been trying to upload the scree shots but nairaland is not letting me

Oh, sorry about that.
Which browser are you using? Opera mini?

If Op give you anything make I bend.
She just wants to trend.
It's very hard for a girl to part with her cash. Know this and know peace

Mtcheew, people will not learn Sha
Na scammers full Nigeria at this point in time, do online transactions at your own peril

Calitoscassius:
fork you man! What da fork does a simp even mean? That shit don't mean a damm thing! I guess you disrespect your mother, your aunties and your sisters, that is if you have any. You are nothing without a woman! I respect your mother, without her you are nothing! Fork you kid!


You forking poor hopeless ignorant fool! Who hates his own mother!

You're a big fool

BigBashiru:
You only hv regrets if you actually fuk around but if you just date in moderation (focus on forreplay and not fukkin with everyone), you will be happier

We all think the grass is greener on the other side.

One thing about life is that we can't make good decisions all the time and anytime we end up fumbling, we shouldn't beat ourselves too hard about it.

Your idea makes sense but a man will want to explore to the end, you know