₦airaland Forum

Horlahdgold:
Hi pukkalolo I’m a fan of your gospel. I got a question.
In a situation whereby you’re in a room with a lady that came to visit for the first time, how do you initiate sex as regards the FRAME/DETACHMENT sense? Are you even supposed to initiate sex in the first place,,, Like are you going to act uninterested till she leaves….
Ok let me put it this way …..if you’re with a new girl, how do you go about it without being disrespected, provided that she’s comfortable with you to an extent

If it's her first time of visiting you, never initiate sex (except of course she's coming for sex, then you're game) if she's just coming as a friend, then don't initiate sex. Rather make her comfortable, watch movies or crack jokes, make slight body contacts and watch her. If you make a move, there's a high chance she'll resist at first but she wants you to persist (so that you wouldn't see her as cheap) your goal is to disappoint her and not make a move at all.

If you succeed in the above, when the woman gets home she'll wonder why you didn't make a move. A lot will be going through her head, am I not attractive enough? Maybe he doesn't love me like he claims? Maybe he's impotent or a one minute man? This will stimulate her curiosity more.

If she's a girl with reasonable standard, she'll score you high and start seeing you as different from other guys, this will lower her guard and make her more comfortable with you. If you can watch her till this stage, you've her at the palm of your hands already. Infact, she will be the one giving green signals because you're a "perfect man" in her eyes.

If she's for the street, she may not visit again and score you low for not making a move and "hunting" her like a hunter.

First impression last longs, first time visit of a lady is part of the preamble test to know if she's standard or belongs to the streets.

Stevosty:
It takes courage and the fear of God to return such money.

You people are making it complex.
It takes simplicity to return such money.
I've already conditioned my mind to only spend money that I earn legitimately, if I come across a trillion dollars that isn't mine, I wouldn't spend one dime out of it.

emmykk:
It is only a fool that will forget 18Million in Keke and it takes another bigger foolish person to return 18Million.

That Keke man will never be rich again in his life.Lack of education may have contributed to him returning that money and the owner of the money only gave the Keke man 400K for already lost 18Million.

Aboki nah aboki

So you'll take what isn't yours?
You're part of the problem of Nigeria

ProphetAmos:
While the virtue of the young Keke rider must be extolled and commended on all levels, I am curious to know the manner in which ₦18 Million Cash was been carried about by a trader.
My curiosity stem out as follows:
Why would a trader (obviously not a first time trader) board vehicles with such huge money in cash.
Is there no fear of been robbed, kidnapped or mistaken for a thieve whilst with that cash.
What happenes to virtue payment methods.

All of these questions would have been hitting the trader's head if the honest Keke driver didn't return that money.

Dear trader go and be reckless no more!!

What if he isn't a trader and just disguising as one?

How will someone forget 18m in a public transport??

From the pictures, it appears it's in foreign currency and not naira notes

bantilosha:
Brutalize her with the truth.

Lol, she no fit answer

Eyinju112:
What you wrote there isn’t being smart. It’s just been so irresponsible. You don’t give women money yet you take from them. And your mum gonna feel like she birth a man. Isssh

Thank you so much for your compliment.
The ladies giving me money are not complaining

Long distance relationship is a no no for me

TBforgive:
She gonna die and afterwards see herself serving the púnani to the devil himself.

There's no fuccking how this is naturally possible. What fountain would keep her enjoyably wet? Except of course they would support the contest with lubricant.

Even Goliath or Samson couldn't. Now tell me the superman who could steady bang a pussay without dying right there on duty?.

Pussy-A-THON should be forgotten by the millions thinking, because it's damn impossible.

Not impossible if she has it with multiple men

Dem no go hear word.

Accept my condolences Op.

I wonder how I'll feel when I loose either of my Parents. It's something I think about everyday and I have chosen to accept the reality should it happen that way, So I'm prepared.

However I'm also aware and prepared that I may die before them. My own personal death is a reality I've accepted since I was 20years. Whether I live long or not, my life is fulfilled.

Once again accept my condolences.

This is very bad.
Hope they won't extend to killing innocent people Sha?

Abemy:
I am Tiv man myself, I tried much to make it short, and that's the shortest it can be.

You tried, thanks for the enlightenment.
Are you a lawyer by the way?

I'll suggest you write another version that majority of people will relate with. This one is filled with a lot of technicalities

You people just dey waste your time.
Nothing wey you go talk.
People will continue to keep on having sex before Marriage. Infact today, many people will engage in fornication and adultery.

When I was still a bad boy, every Sunday I score at least 5 ladies and they were all highly religious.

That's how it should be.
Life isn't balanced, so things like this will keep happening.

Goalnaldo:
Are you sure they are not the ones seducing him. Girls nowadays ehn. That's how one girl that passes front of my shop will just be looking at me. I even plan to chyk her until I saw her in school uniform few days ago. I said na, this one is underage even though she carry packages

Wow, you just said my mind.
That's the reality of things ooo.
It is well

mariahAngel:
I'm more intrigued with the fact that you noticed that tiny little creature, and even took the time to take a picture of it.
You're in tune with nature.

It's quite easy to spot if you're observant

No be caterpillar be that?
If that thing touch you ehn, you go think say na injection dem give you. Crazy stuff and dem dey chop greens like mad

Wisedove:
It is called upen in my dialect. If it mistakenly get in contact with your skin, you will speak unknown language

I'm telling you.
The pain sharp gan

It will shock you to know that it may even be the girls seducing the guard.

Those secondary school girls are not innocent at all.
I remembered when I was teaching in my uncle's secondary school when I was still a medical student some few years ago, come and see young secondary school girls giving me green light and even seducing me. Young females that are matured in the right place but one thing about me is that I'm opened and will never do underaged, never. No matter what you carry, it'll never move me. So because of that, everyone trusted me and come and see what I was hearing from the girls, Omo no be small thing. Na secondary school girls dey bad pass even if they have little or no experience

falcon01:
I didn't read that and that is bollocks. Anyway, its not even the amount of porn youv've watched, its the categories ahhhh!! the searches you've done when you see you history you feel ashamed of yourself, the weird keywords you put In the search box ahhhhhhhh. Your ancestors are looking at you with disappointment and Disgust and after the whole session you come out looking innocent as if you didn't rub on off to the weirdest video ever created by mankind🤣

Na normal thing na.
Everyone get weird fantasy and fetish na.
Some outgrow and overcome it. Some perish in it.

You're right Op.
Words of wisdom

Op, shey na you write this thing or na copy and paste?

Mcreloaded:
La read la die.
Haha see as it long die

The thing too long. Kilode

You're on the path to self destruction and thank God you're aware of your situation.
By that you're half delivered. Unfortunately you're scared to take a crucial step off the cage of your addictions for you've found comfort in them.

You've to help yourself and the sooner the better for you.

Wishing you quick recovery to your status quo

Esomchi77:
Bos give us advise ;DBoss give us advise

If I'm to give advice I'll share a few.
1. Know what you want in a lady or a Man.
2. Know what you don't want in a lady or a Man.
3. Ladies are very secretive and manipulative, so understand her game very well and use it to your advantage.
4. Guard your resources well. Be generous but not at a disadvantage to yourself
5. Know that other guys will definitely be after your Babe, she may give in to temptation and eventually cheat on you. So prepare for that day.
6. Master the art of telling lies or half truth. Most ladies don't like sincerity/ reality. Understand the game of fantasy and use it to your advantage.
7. Learn how to listen and respond from your heart and not through logic. For most ladies, it's emotions over logic. Learn how to make a lady feel good, be humourous and that doesn't involve you breaking the bank.
8. Be non judgemental and be open, be a Listener and you'll be shocked the number of secrets she'll reveal to you.
9. Learn her love language. According to Garry Chapman, there are five love languages. Know the one she belongs to and use it to your advantage.
10. Ensure she invests in you, that's the goal.
If she invests in you enough, she'll find it difficult to monkey branch. You can misbehave and she'll not leave you alone.

Let me stop here for now

IconicR:
You really think I'm married?

I was just playing and you took it seriously

Toor, I don't know if you're married or not.
But if I'm to guess, I'll say you're not married

IconicR:
I can't leave someone I have kids for

But I'm sure I won't let the person misbehave

The most important thing is I won't marry nonsense, reason I don't give out my feelings so quick, never.

You're not married?

tetralogyfallot:
If this thread no reach front make I bend

E don reach

Ybholy:
MEN MOUNT O 🥵🥵🥵

The 100 million bounty is small for this squad o. I swear.

I can’t risk my life for such 😂😂😂

Make Nigeria police go after them and take the 100 million

Your odeshi no dey work ni?

Kevineleven:
It's deep my brother, it boils down to insecurity in women because most of them are dirty, they don't feel comfortable opening their legs to a decent guy, like someone pointed out they feel like you will judge them.
So they need someone that displays some nasty habit for them to actually feel comfortable.
Psychology.

You don get am