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jaeyking:
If I'm Jeff bezos and I gave you 1million dollars cheque with my left hand, please be sincere to yourself

Would you collect it or decline it

Now personally I don't see anything wrong in recieving or collecting with left hands because if left hands were bad

We would be created with just a single arm


But then we should respect everyone's culture but please we know some of this cultural practices are quite insensible

You're right 👍
Why condemn the left hand as if you don't use it? What of those who are left handed?
Hand is hand whether left or right.

DonroxyII:
The Economy, Political & Social Landscape wasn't as difficult to navigate like your kiddies days ... Your parents also had good upbringing than You ...

My Great Grandma Used to Chide my Grandma that she spoilt her children(Who were born in the 60s) ....

Gen Z would also shake head for Gen Z Pro & Gen z Pro Would Shake Head for Gen Z Pro Pro Which Would Also Shake Head for Gen Z Pro Max .... ... This is the way of Nature & Natural order of Life !

Welcome to Time, Human must respond to their Civilisations Nothing Spoil .... We Gather dey here dey watch as e dey roll ...

Me Na Ancestor Sha, We go dey ensure make e no Spoil Finish But nothing is Spoiling in My View Compared to the Unprecedented Advancements Humanities is Achieving & Accomplishing in Many Sectors !

We can't have it all, There must always be something for something.... Give Up Something to Achieve Something.... It can never ever be straight .... Never !

As Smart Phone good pass, Na ihm dem dey use do Shina(Fvck) Pass ...

Gisos, No Generations of Africa Fvck Reach This Generations Oluwa O ....

When people Chop belleful finish Na sex remain to express their bountifulness ....

When people no see food Chop, Na sex still remain as Anti-depressant....

Sex is too cheap these days

Fiscus105:
And u think kneel down or prostrate to greet is respect? You lost already.

It's not respect, it's just humans falling for the halo effect.

People like to feel on top, when you prostrate, the person you're prostrating to feels like he's on top and it suits their ego. Most people see it as respect but masters of manipulation can use it as a façade

Who greetings help?
To me it's stress jare but I do it all the same.

Yoruba like greetings like mad, I don't know what they find in it. For me, saying hi is just enough. No stress me jare

The woman is leaving ASAP.
Stripper kor

Humans like to act on sentiments and emotions. Criticism should be less if one has realized his errors or mistakes. It's very wrong to beat a woman not to talk of your wife (no matter how she angers you) because woman are masters of angering you (if there's a word like angering).

No matter the words a woman or your wife says to you, whether they're true or false, you shouldn't response by abusing back or beating her. Be quiet and discard it, women have no limits when they express themselves emotionally (some will even be urging you to beat them and kill them) maybe they like crying. Lol.

Before a woman can disrespect you as a man, you must have failed in your duty as a man. No woman has ever disrespected me physically, it's highly impossible.

Back to the Op, now that you've realized your mistakes and errors, go and sin no more. But I assure you that in as much as your wife continues to disrespect you, you'll forget your vow or decision you made and beat her to stupor. Op, learn how to vent your anger in other ways other than beating your wife because there is no way she wouldn't annoy you. That's life

Adachizzy:
A round of applause to you, panel beater.
So you actually calmed down to give a narration of your foolishness. You're such an inconsiderate man.
You people just fly into marriage, no empathy, compassion, kindness, understanding...tueh.

With this your uncouth mouth, a very bright future awaits you.

dkidd:
You are mentally unstable 😭

You're right

arantess:
There was a great hack and nairaland lost most of her data years back

After that, the bigotry started and it's full blown now

Yes, you're right. I still remember the incidence of the great hack

On a more serious note, please try and be drinking enough water to avoid health issues like kindey issues, kidney stones etc.

Dehydration is very bad for your body systems

The old days of Nairaland, I was majorly online throughout the day reading literature stories from morning till night.

Nairaland used to be a wonderland before the advent of religious and tribalistic bigotry.
Though I didn't comment and post much, I enjoyed Nairaland contents

If it's me, I'll leave it.

Most ladies will not like a man packing their undies for them especially if it's a broke man

I have many crazy experiences.
My first mercenary work (writing exams for people) was when I was a secondary school graduate. I had just completed ssce and waec and was doing my A' levels program then. The physics teacher (a first class graduate from EKSU) took a liking to me and told me about one of his friends (a final year student of that time) who carried a course from 100level. I agreed to write the exam, on the day of the exam, I was highly prepared but jittery since it was my first time. I saw the questions and they were absolutely simple, I knew I would score an A. When I was answering number 4 out of 6 questions, the invigilator came to me and asked, you there, what's your matric number? I've never seen you in my class before. I don forget matric number. In summary I was caught, asked some questions I couldn't answer and sent out of the hall. Before the Prof sent me out, he went through my answers and was wowed, my answers were very detailed. I later heard the guy scored A and I was paid 20k.
Since then I've been doing mercenary till I stopped in 400level

shantti:
I remember when they removed a mechanical engineering student from his hall and put only him in our hall(chemical engineering). The guy became the only mechanical engineering students seating in the midst of chemical engineers and our hall was very very strict unlike theirs and the guy didn't study cos he hoped on doing malpractice. For over an hour this guy was looking confused and kept on staring at his paper. When it was 30 mins to go he had no other option but to start copying from my answer booklets even though we were writing different exams 😂😂😂😂





He even borrowed pencil and ruler and neatly drew all the diagrams he saw in my booklets. 😂😂😂😂


When he was through he examined it and showed it to me and asked shey it's okay , I nodded and he jejely submitted his book 😂😂😂😂😂

This one off me.
Better to write rubbish than submit empty sheet

Hmmm, Sport arbitrage?

Lol, I once said mtfe will crash.
A Ponzi scheme in disguise

imagrg:
It's normal.

I miss my late wife oh!

Sorry about that, may her soul rest in peace

IconicR:
I miss my crush. The bighead is not always online

Lol, who's your crush?
Wish I have/had a crush. Never knows how it feels like

IconicR:
It's so 😭
11years ooo
I may understand so many things about life but you see that thing called penis, I may never understand it . 😭

It controls the mind of many men and it's the basis for their destruction.

Op, now that you ran away, what next?

Men and cheating.
That's how it starts, from catching fun

Sorry to say Op, you're a failure in her eyes.
You irritate her

Even if I get the money, shishi I no go pay.
What nonsense